The two hesitated.

Uncle Qian withdrew his fist and returned to the ground with an unwilling face.

The other five, including the old and the young, had just been getting up and had to lie down again.

There is no way, in the face of money, people have to bow their heads.

Zhu Xiaohua said: "Roll ten times, whoever finishes it first, who receives the money first, will not wait for the expiration!" ”

As soon as Zhu Xiaohua's words fell, Uncle Qian and Second Uncle Wang rolled up conveniently, they were afraid that they would be late and would not be able to get the money in the end.

Others also scrambled to roll on the spot.

Wan Xiaoli was already soaked, so she simply sat in the mud and rolled.

She was full of grievances, her lungs were about to be blown up, and she said hatefully: "I don't have my money, what am I going to do here." Next time, if I take care of the gossip of you people, I won't be surnamed Wan! ”

She regretted it, she really regretted that she shouldn't be nosy, and promised to help Aunt Zhang and Uncle Li ask for money. Now it's okay, Aunt Zhang and Uncle Li want to get the money, and happily go home to count the money, but they are here to roll mud for others without knowing what to say.

The point is, no one understands their love at all.

You really shouldn't be involved in these people's affairs!

"I'm not rolling!" Wan Xiaoli protested and sat motionless in the mud.

After the others scrambled to complete ten rolls, but when they saw Wan Xiaoli sitting still, Uncle Qian slapped him with a "snort".

Uncle Qian said: "Wan Xiaoli, you stinky, you want to kill Lao Tzu." Hurry up and get out. Lao Tzu still wants money. ”

Several others also dragged Wan Xiaoli up and helped her roll in the mud.

Zhu Xiaohua looked at these people, smiled slightly, and did not make a sound.

Suddenly, someone pushed a bicycle in, and when he saw the crowd rolling all over the yard, he couldn't help but shout: "What are you guys doing?" Learn earthworms to eat mud one by one! ”

Everyone turned around and saw that the person who spoke was Bao Fabing, the workshop director of the tractor factory.

A few people rolled over and stood up.

Uncle Qian stretched out his big hand again: "Zhu Xiaohua, my fifty-two yuan, bring it." ”

Seeing that Uncle Qian had a smile on his face, the workshop director Bao Fabing also curled the corners of his mouth slightly.

Zhu Xiaohua suddenly remembered something, and said to Uncle Qian: "Yours is the most, you wait first, I will pay the other people's money first." ”

Zhu Xiaohua took out the money from his bag and paid the eighteen yuan of Second Uncle Wang and the more than thirty yuan of Aunt Li's family one by one.

The person who laughed at Zhu Xiaohua just now and threatened to call his father after giving money slapped his son on the head and said, "Who let you touch his motorcycle and laugh at him for being a pitiful worm, now it's okay." Hurry up and call Dad! ”

The boy looked up at his dad and shouted, "Daddy." ”

His father slapped his head again and said, "It's not to call me Dad, it's to call your brother Zhu Xiaohua Dad." ”

The child raised his head, looked at Zhu Xiaohua blankly, and said, "You are not my father." ”

His dad slapped his head again and said, "Just let you call you, what's the matter." Calling dad won't drop a piece of meat. ”

The child shouted at Zhu Xiaohua full of grievances: "Dad! ”

Everyone was stunned, thinking, this family is really enough, let their son call someone else's father in front of him.

His wife stood aside, her face was as red as a pig's liver, and she said hatefully: "Lao Bai, you didn't plant, you are really not a man." ”

His husband was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "What do you want to plant, you want to plant so that you can eat it." All we need now is money. ”

Zhu Xiaohua looked at the child and called at him for his father, but he didn't answer.

After the boy shouted three times in a row, he took out twenty-five dollars from his satchel and said, "This is the money owed to you, and the extra three dollars are for your son to call his father three times." ”

Lao Bai was overjoyed when he saw the money, nodded again and again, and then left with the family.

After paying back these people's money, only Second Uncle Wang and Uncle Qian were present.

Second Uncle Wang handed the IOU to Zhu Xiaohua and said, "It's my turn." ”

Zhu Xiaohua didn't take his IOU and continued: "I remember who said just now that if I repaid the money today, he would be willing to eat?" ”

Second Uncle Wang's face drooped again, and his expression was serious.

However, after seeing the lessons of so many people in front of him, he learned wisely this time. Knowing that it was useless to resist, he decided to do so.

Second Uncle Wang said: "Eat, I'll eat it." ”

He walked to a large tree at the entrance of the courtyard and licked the dried bird droppings on the branches.

These air-dried bird droppings, which look like white tree bark, are said to be eating, but in fact they are no different from licking ordinary trees, and they are neither smelly nor bitter. It can be said that it is completely colorless and odorless.

Second Uncle Wang didn't wait for Zhu Xiaohua to speak, and then said: "I said that I would eat, but I didn't say what to eat." You can't deny it this time, it doesn't count. ”

Second Uncle Wang was a little proud, thinking to himself, those people were too stupid just now, let them roll the mud, let them call their father, and let them call their father. Wouldn't it be possible to play word games, I said eat, I can eat air-dried bird, I can draw a piece of on paper and eat it.

Unfortunately, there is no pen and paper here, otherwise I would have done it.

He looked at Zhu Xiaohua proudly, looking like he had succeeded in his conspiracy.

Zhu Xiaohua smiled slightly: "Count, of course count." However, I have one condition, since you lick it, you can lick it clean. ”

Hearing "lick it clean", Jia Liang, Uncle Qian, and Bao Fabing who was pushing the bicycle couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.

Second Uncle Wang was helpless, and thought hatefully, damn, it's still missing.

He struggled for two seconds, then gritted his teeth, walked back to the trunk, and said, "Look, you can't play tricks again this time." ”

He closed his eyes, pinched his nose, and bit down on the trunk of the tree, even the bark. On the bare trunk of the tree, there was suddenly an extra bite mark, and the original white bird poop was gone.

Just as he bit off the bark, Jia Liang took out his camera and took a photo with another "click".

Zhu Xiaohua shook his head, this second uncle Wang is too cunning, he bit it off along with the bark, and this time his tongue didn't even touch bird poop.

Zhu Xiaohua smiled slightly, since this second uncle Wang likes to play tricks with him, then he will play with him to the end.

Zhu Xiaohua said: "I also ate bird feces and took photos. When you're done, I'll give you the money. ”

He took out a few pieces of money from his satchel, counted nineteen dollars, held them in his hand, and gave them to him in no hurry.

Quietly watching him muttering on the piece of bark, his mouth unable to move up and down.

Second Uncle Wang wanted to reach over and get the money, but Zhu Xiaohua stepped aside and let him take it.

Second Uncle Wang reached out to chase again, but Zhu Xiaohua gave way to the side again, avoiding his pursuit.

"Do you want to give money or not?"