Chapter 34: I didn't say it was zero calories
"Yahoo, please help me search for what it means to be in love."
Gray Yuan Ai never thought that Sashima Ritsu would be humble enough to learn this level, she directly covered her blindfold in front of her eyes, lay back down, and silently thought in her heart that her cousin was not saved.
Under Sasashima Ritsu's question, a mechanical female voice came from the car stereo instantly, and said word by word in the standard Kanto dialect: "The answer has been searched, the first base in the love term is the meaning of crosses interlocking and holding hands, and the meaning of second base, third base and home plate has been searched here, do you need to answer?" ”
"Well, you name it."
"In love terms, second base means hugging and kissing, and third base means touching each other......"
Hearing this, Ritsu Sasashima instantly became alert, and he immediately reached out and pressed the close button so that the mechanical female voice did not continue. Even if the lights in the car are dim, the ears are visibly red.
Gray Yuan closed his eyes and recuperated while not forgetting to tease: "Ahhh~ I really didn't expect to be so innocent at the age of twenty-six, don't you want to know what this home plate means?" ”
"I'm sorry, I really know what home plate means." The corners of Ritsu Sasashima's mouth twitched slightly, this is not clear anymore, but he knows how to pretend not to understand.
"Really? Tell me what that means. Gray Yuanai, who took off the blindfold, noticed the red ears, and faintly felt interesting in his heart, ridiculing him that he would really have an inexplicable sense of achievement.
Ritsu Sasashima thinks that his cousin is secretly in trouble with Belmode, and the conflict between the two of them should not be because of APTX4869, but because of the bad taste of whom, and no one will admit defeat after competing against each other, right?
He glared at the half-moon and retorted: "Zhibao, it seems that you are very knowledgeable, aren't you still in love Xiaobai has never been in love?" ”
"I'm a national elementary school student, isn't it normal that I haven't experienced love?" Gray Yuan shrugged his shoulders, and the implication was: It's not normal that you haven't talked about it when you're so old.
"You don't really think you're a national elementary school student after taking medicine, do you?"
Ritsu Sasashima narrowed his eyes and said very straightly: "Eighteen years old lives in the country's elementary school, isn't it?" There are still two years to become an adult, so I don't have to pretend to be tender and take my current appearance seriously...... bar. ”
Why is there a secret pause at the end?
Because when Gray Yuan Ai heard the first half, he stretched out his little hand to wipe it off Sashima Ritsu's waist, and very skillfully pulled out the pistol in the holster, aiming at his own cousin who was driving and also made a straight man declaration.
Ritsu Sasashima coughed embarrassedly and said, "Ahem, what, I just made a slip of the tongue...... I'm an old man, right? Anyway, I'm still driving. ”
Gray Yuan pursed her lips and said that she was too lazy to deal with you, she directly stuffed the gun back into the holster, and asked out loud: "Kudo came to me two days ago, saying that he wanted to participate in the Teidan High School Kindergarten Festival. ”
Sashima Ritsu couldn't help frowning when he heard this, you must know that Belmode's goal is the school festival, and if he becomes Kudo at that time, it will be nothing more than telling her the answer.
But...... It doesn't hurt to tell her that Kudo Shinichi is Conan Edogawa.
Who makes the person who is now on the same line with that person himself?
"Yes, I want the antidote for him."
"Are you crazy?"
Ashbara couldn't understand why Ritsu Sasashima would agree to this, knowing that now that he had successfully dispelled Moriran's suspicions, there was no need to continue to take this risk.
"Don't you know that the first thing this guy did when he got the antidote was ......" Gray Yuan paused for a moment, and she thought of Mao Lilan's appearance in her mind, and sighed: "I don't want to disappoint her, emotional excitement will cause the effect of the medicine to be shortened." The disappearance after the confession was too cruel for her. ”
"You're so gentle, you like Miss Maori very much but pretend to be cold, and you still like duplicity as before." Ritsu Sasashima almost blurted out the words "dead tsundere", but he knew that if he said it, he would be threatened with a pistol again, so he changed his words.
"So even so, are you going to give him an antidote?" Gray Plains asked.
"Here, letting someone take the initiative to know his identity is also part of my plan." The corners of Ritsu Sasashima's mouth raised slightly, and he said very easily: "Don't worry, whether it's you or him, I will protect you well, and I will never let you have an accident before I die." ”
"Don't always talk about death, you're already unlucky."
"Ahem, the poor security in Tokyo has nothing to do with me."
Ritsu Sasashima did not go straight back to the apartment, but came to an izakaya near his home. He opened the car door and reached out to poke Gray Yuanai, who was wearing an eye patch and didn't know if he was asleep, and asked aloud: "Shiho, are you asleep?" Do you want to come down with me for a bite to eat? ”
“…… Didn't fall asleep. After taking off the blindfold and putting it away, Gray Yuan Wai smiled lightly: "You are also very caring, you didn't ask my sister to make you a supper." ”
"She has been very busy at work recently, and Didan Primary School is holding a painting exhibition, so as an art teacher, she naturally has to guide many students to paint." Sashima Ritsu paused, and then realized that Gray Yuan was in school class, so he naturally knew about it.
"But you brought me to the izakaya, wouldn't you?" Gray Yuan Ai's eyes narrowed, and before he entered, he could smell the strong smell of alcohol just by standing at the door, and it seemed that there were a lot of people drinking inside.
Strong sacrifice read sacrifice. "If you want to eat late at night at a convenience store, you can turn right."
"Forget it, convenience store things are not as healthy as izakaya freshly made, and unhealthy things will grow meat if you eat them." Gray Yuan, who is very self-disciplined about his weight, even silently calculated how many calories he ate today, and decided to order food after making sure that there was no problem.
"Don't you know what's trending right now?"
"What?"
"I didn't say it's zero calories."
Gray Yuan Wai rolled his eyes and complained: "Isn't this a means of self-deception? For the sake of good health, keep your weight good. ”
Ritsu Sasashima folded her hands and silently felt sorry for Dr. Asasa, but ...... The doctor's body shape is indeed too weight loss, otherwise it will affect health.
Finding a place near the corner and sitting down, Ritsu Sasashima looked through the menu and said, "Thank you for the trouble of making a fried udon." ”
"Salt-grilled chicken skewers and grilled okra."
This Hou Zhang. "Is that all you eat?"
Gray Yuan Wai calmly took a sip of tea and said with a smile: "Do you treat me as Kojima Motota?" I've always had a bad appetite at night, and that's enough. ”
When Ritsu Sasashima heard the name, he thought of the eel rice, and then he thought that he had killed the eel rice for five people by himself, which was terrifying...... I'm a little curious if Motota's amount of food as an adult will be the same as that of a sumo wrestler.
He held his chin and thought that Kojima Motota wanted to "bribe" himself to save the money he had saved to eat eel rice to save Conan, and he couldn't help but look at Gray Yuan Ai and asked, "I wanted to ask you earlier, do you plan to grow up with them?" ”
Gray Yuan Wai couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and after being silent for a long time, he said slowly: "Well, because someone is destined to leave, it would be better for me to stay and accompany me." ”
"Duplicity at this time? Obviously, you want to make up for your childhood, don't you? ”
“…… Long-winded. ”
Make a big system. "It's really not cute."
"You have to take care of it!"
"Shhh
"Well deserved."