Chapter 38 His cooking skills are like a day trip to the crematorium, and there is no return
The picture of the excellent public security police of the undercover organization and the ace agent of the FBI kneeling on their knees at the same time and lowering their heads and admitting their mistakes is rare in a century, but today it appeared in the messy Kudo house.
Even their faces were painted, and it was obvious that they were beaten up by someone, and the person who beat them was not a super villain, just a little girl who was a little over a meter tall.
That's right, it was the gray plain mourning with her hands on her hips and her face full of anger, she stared at the two people in front of her coldly, and asked loudly, "Who told you to mess with the kitchen?" Who's going to clean it now? Which of you two is going to cook first?! ”
Ritsu Sasashima was very decisive when he stretched out his index finger and pointed at Shuichi Akai beside him, he had to take the initiative to betray his teammates at the critical moment, and he even lied without blushing and heartbeat: "It was he who first proposed to make potato stew, and then said that he begged me to help him if he was too late!" ”
Shuichi Akai has an unbelievable expression on his face, he really didn't lie in the first half, but the second half is just a non-existent thing, right? When did he ask Xiao Lu, it's not that he doesn't know Xiao Lu's devilish cooking skills.
It turns out that Ritsu Sasashima did not learn to cook during these seven years, but became proficient in the art of lying.
However, such a lie was self-defeating in front of Ash Hara's ai, she glared at Half Moon and reached out to grab Sasashima Ritsu's ear directly, and said dissatisfiedly: "Do you think I will believe what you say?" As long as it's a person, they won't let you help, right? The two of you have lived together in the organization before, can he not know your skillful cooking? ”
Judy couldn't help but turn her back when she saw such a picture, she tried to suppress her desire to laugh, but she couldn't stop the inertial twitching of her body, it was so funny that she couldn't help it-I thought that Mr. Sasashima Ritsu was a very deep and terrible person in the city, but now that all the filters are broken, I really don't know if Mr. Sasashima's cooking skills are too "clever" or Miss Gray Yuan is too powerful.
"It hurts!" Ritsu Sasashima carefully removed the hand on his ear, frowned and said aggrievedly, "Shiho, why don't you believe your brother's words?" You must know that seven years is enough time to change a person, and Brother Xiu will naturally think that my cooking skills have become better! ”
Ash Yuan Ai stretched out her hand and pointed to the ceiling, the wall and the ground, she gritted her teeth and said, "He has only been separated from you for two years, but I have to say that you have indeed grown a lot in the past two years!" In the past, it was hard to eat at most, but now it's good that you have directly evolved to the stage of destroying the world, but whenever you cook a meal for them in the organization, I don't need to go undercover, and directly announce that the task is completed! ”
Akai Shuichi couldn't help but bow his head and snicker when he heard this, this is also what he had thought about before, if he had the opportunity to let Xiao Ritsu show off his cooking skills at the annual meeting of the organization, he was afraid that he would be able to complete the achievement of poisoning all the staff.
To put it bluntly, his cooking skills are like a day trip to the crematorium, there is no return, and the magical after-break has increased.
"What are you laughing at?!" Gray Yuan glared at Shuichi Akai in mourning, and she accused: "You're not much better, he is dirty at most, but look at what you do?!" ”
Akai Shuichi couldn't laugh for a moment, because he was the culprit who blew up the kitchen and caused the fire, so he chose to be a beautiful man on his knees quietly, write his well-behaved words on his face, and listen to the teachings.
Judy forced a smile and turned around, she took a deep breath to calm herself, and asked out loud: "Xiu, I'm curious about how you cook, didn't I tell you two cups of rice and three cups of water?" Are you adding too much rice? ”
"No, I put it in as you say."
"How can it explode?"
Gray Yuan looked at the large number of glass shards on the carpet, and a super outrageous possibility vaguely appeared in his mind, but he felt that this super outrageous possibility was the truth. She frowned and asked, "Do you think you took a cup with rice grains and water and put it in the rice cooker?" ”
"Isn't it?" Shuichi Akai raised his head and asked.
“……”
Silence is tonight's rice flower town, Gray Yuan Ai and Judy have nothing to say in an instant, they don't know what else they can say, these two people's cooking skills are completely hopeless.
Gray Yuan Wai did not choose to continue his education, but took out a pen and paper to write a paragraph and pasted it directly on the refrigerator door that was not harmed, and the words in black and white read: The dog and these two are not allowed to enter the kitchen.
Ritsu Sasashima stared at the piece of paper for a long time, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Shiho, your painting skills are really bad, you might as well write our names directly, this painting is too ugly." ”
Akai Shu stretched out his hand to cover Ritsu Sasashima's mouth directly, he didn't want his name to appear directly on the refrigerator door, and even treat him with a dog. Now I just hope that Xiaolu will close his straight man's mouth quickly, it's really a person who can't spit out good words.
After the farce is over, the meal still has to be eaten, and after the four of them finished enjoying the Japanese curry rice of the gray plain mourning brand at Dr. Asasa's house, they returned to the "eucalyptus scene" to clean it, but the curry is very domineering, as long as it passes through the place, it must be impossible to restore the white skin of the past.
Ritsu Sasashima looked at the ceiling with a solemn face, and the pale yellow marks left by the large amount of curry soup were really a bit hard to explain. He turned his head to look at Shuichi Akai and asked aloud, "Why don't you open five or five and invite someone to redecorate it?" ”
"There's no way the FBI would approve such a grant to me, so I don't have any money." Akai replied with a steady cigarette.
"Nor can the organization ...... Well? It's not impossible. Ritsu Sasashima took out his mobile phone and found Gin's contact information directly, not caring at all that there was still someone standing next to him, and asked directly after the other party connected: "Gin, do you have time to go to the bank now?" ”
"The Reborn Financial Giant"
Hearing this, Gin instantly frowned and became vigilant, he always felt that the funds of the action group were going to suffer, but he still asked out loud: "Ogier, what do you want me to do at the bank?" ”
"I accidentally blew up someone else's home in the process of investigation just now, do you think you can approve some funds for me? And the organization hasn't given me the funds to investigate Rum for a while, do you think you can transfer me an eight-figure transfer? Ritsu Sasashima asked with a smile.
Put, don't, people, of, home, give, bomb.
Gin couldn't help but think of the housewarming dinner in Vodka's new home, which was also the day when he had close contact with the police and even liked to be his stepfather, he clenched his mobile phone with his left hand and said coldly: "What did you use to fry it?" ”
"Rice cooker."
“……”
Gin pinched the bridge of his nose with a headache, and he felt the need to keep Ogier out of the kitchen in all future operations of the organization. Thinking that the funds for the action group have been approved in the near future, and the amount is relatively optimistic, he simply agreed: "I know, I don't take it as an example." ”
Ritsu Sasashima, who hung up the phone, smiled and gestured "OK" to everyone, and he said firmly: "Someone has reimbursed us, so let's ask someone to do the work!" ”
Judy leaned into Shuichi Akai's ear with a complicated expression and asked in a low voice, "That, Xiu...... Does Mr. Sasashima have such a high status in the organization? ”
Shuichi Akai said "I don't know either" all over his face, but I always feel that this guy's status is probably higher than Gin's. So, this is an undercover lying lying and finding yourself on the top?
It's terrifying.