Episode 8: The 317th Jellyfish War

"We are palace maids, and we can only enjoy the treatment of palace maids. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The baby said to Prince Charming, "Let them dine with us?"

The prince charming in the sea smiled and said, "The prince is gracious, let you dine together, and don't thank you?"

Hua Lu took the palace maids to make a big salute and shouted: "Blessings to the mother!"

The baby was puzzled and asked, "I just came, why did I become a mother?"

Hua Lu led the palace maids and said loudly: "Congratulations to the prince! You have a relationship with the prince in the sea, and you should sit on the prince's throne." ”

The baby pondered for a while and said, "I don't want to be a mother, I want to go home." ”

Prince Charming said, "This is your home!

The baby wondered, "Isn't there an emperor, an empress?"

Hua Lu cried bitterly: "The emperor and the empress died together, the situation is unknown, and it is under investigation." ”

The baby was puzzled: "The kingdom can't be without a king for a day! Why don't you let the prince succeed to the throne?"

Hua Lu said: "This is a major social matter, and our palace maids can't ask about it." ”

Baby asked Prince Charming, "What are your plans?"

Prince Charming in the sea said: "It's useless for me to worry about this, it's the old queen mother's concern, don't let me take care of it better, and I will be idle." ”

Baby asked, "What kind of country is this?"

Prince Charming pondered for a while and said, "This is the jellyfish kingdom. The power of the society is in the hands of the old queen mother. ”

Baby was disappointed and said:

"What's the point of me being the queen? You didn't succeed to the throne, and you can only be the crown princess if you follow. After succeeding to the throne, you have to look at the face of the old queen mother to be the queen. I wasn't interested in the throne, should I sit down early?"

Prince Charming in the sea asked curiously: "Could it be that someone has already made you queen?"

"Of course, more than one?"

"How many are there?"

The baby raised his fingers and counted: "Black-headed demon elf, six-tower man, crocodile-headed arche." ”

"Are they all emperors?"

"It's not. They used magic to simulate the royal palace and made me queen. ”

Prince Charming denied: "That's fake! We are real! As long as my grandmother takes a fancy to you, after I succeed to the throne, you can be the real queen." ”

The baby looked worried and said, "But your grandmother doesn't necessarily like me! ”

Prince Charming of the sea was not sure and said, "I don't know." I like you anyway!"

A voice came from the sea: "Baby, baby, where are you?"

When the baby heard it, it was the voice of the human hand Dapeng, and he was very confused, and muttered: "Why didn't the crocodile head master look for me, but his master came to find me? Could it be that the crocodile head master was killed by his master?"

The baby was in a hurry and shouted, "I'm here!"

The human hand Dapeng listened carefully with his biological ears, and the baby was trapped in the belly of a giant jellyfish and couldn't get out, and shouted loudly: "Baby, don't be afraid! I'll save you!"

The baby shouted, "I'm fine here! Don't save me!" The crocodile-headed archmage is ruthless, I don't want to pay attention to him!

The hand-held Roc shouted loudly: "I have heard you and the disciples with my biological ears. ”

The baby said loudly, "Although I have a personal estrangement with the crocodile-headed mage for you, he is still my husband. ”

The human hand Dapeng listened with his biological ear, pondered for a long time before saying, "Baby, I'd better get you out! You may not know that jellyfish are poisonous and can poison people!"

The baby said, "Isn't this the palace? How can it be in the belly of the jellyfish? There are palace maids, and there is a prince charming in the sea." ”

The handsome roc said: "These are all magic, they are lying to you! Prince Charming made you queen?"

"How do you know?"

"Baby, they want you to raise an empress for them!"

"But I'm human. They don't look like people, how can I help them breed?"

"You don't know yet, there's all that weird things in the sea? This giant jellyfish has become a sperm and will become a human and marry you. ”

"But I have nothing! They didn't harm me or force me to do anything? As for whether or not they got married, they had to get my consent. ”

"Baby, you can't stay in the jellyfish's belly for a long time! What if you digest it? After a long time, the jellyfish has no oxygen in the stomach, and it suffocates people to death!"

The baby pondered for a moment and said, "Then you can get me out!"

Prince Charming in the sea smiled: "Baby, don't listen to him! Such a beautiful environment, how can it be a jellyfish's belly? He lied to you and wanted to trick you into going out with him." ”

Baby was disgusted: "He's not a liar! he's my husband's master." ”

When Prince Charming heard this, his face became very dark, and he asked, "Do you have a husband?"

The baby showed an uneasy look and asked rhetorically: "Did you disappoint yourself by having a husband?"

Prince Charming pondered for a moment and said, "I'm not disappointed, but you didn't make it clear. If you're a married woman, I don't want it!"

The baby glared and said, "I haven't agreed to marry you yet!

The prince of the sea said with a gloomy face, "I didn't invite you again, you came by yourself." If you don't want to stay, I won't keep it!"

The baby shouted, "Get me out!"

The palace suddenly shone with golden light, and from the flash flew out a huge, transparent and translucent human-faced jellyfish, and said with a smile: "Baby, I am the queen mother." As soon as you came in, I found out. Look from behind you, and know that you are a married woman,

It is not suitable to be the concubine of Prince Charming of the sea, but since you are here, you must also find a man for you to carry on the lineage. After all, you are human, you have human genes, and your offspring must be as intelligent as humans. ”

The baby was shocked: "The old lady and the queen mother, the marriage problem has always been my own decision, how can I let others arrange it for me? Besides, I have a husband and cannot remarry!"

The Empress Dowager smiled and said: "You are talking about the island! This is the Crystal Palace! I have the final say! The Empress Dowager has given you a marriage, you must feel honored!"

"But I am a human being, not of the Crystal Palace; ”

"It's up to me here! If you agree, you have to agree, and if you don't, you have to agree!

The baby pondered for a while and said, "I'll see first, who do you want to marry me to?"

The Empress Dowager shouted, "Someone!"

The two palace maids brought a gentleman who looked like a toad, with a pair of large bulging eyes, and walked with spiral legs exposed;

Baby asked, "Is this a gift to my husband?"

"Don't look at its humble appearance, its ability is great! it can fly into the sky and enter the sea, and it is worthy of you to choose such a capable groom for you!"

The baby squinted and said, "Just like that, it can fly into the sky, does it have wings?"

The Queen Mother said: "It doesn't need wings, it just needs to kick lightly and pop out of the water, and it can be lifted into the air." ”

The baby pondered for a moment and said, "If it can be lifted into the air, I will follow you!

The Queen Mother shouted: "Come on, take it into the air to show the baby!"

Two palace maids emerge from the water with toads. The baby also peeked out of the water. The toad flicked the water and flew up. The crocodile-headed mage, as soon as he casts a spell, lifts the treasure up and carries it on his back.

The manpower Dapeng hit the toad's stomach with a clutch, and made a big hole in the toad's stomach, and the blood and intestines were beaten out, and he fell into the water and died on the spot. The handsome Dapeng smiled: "The toad wants to eat swan meat, wishful thinking!"

"Wow!" a huge human head came out of the water, glared at his eyes, and said angrily: "Give me back the toad!"

The man-made Dapeng shouted: "Isn't it just a toad? I'll only give you back!"

The huge head said, "You say that you are nice, do you know that this leper ********** is not a toad?"

"It looks like a toad, but it changes, it can fly to the sky, it can enter the sea, it has the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth. It's my Grand Army. ”

The handsome Dapeng said: "I'll catch a few toads for you, I can't find the toad essence you said." Since it is a toad spirit, it is really dead, and its spirit is not gone, and it can still be your military advisor. ”

"However, if a person is killed by you, it is natural and righteous for killing people, and everyone knows it. ”

The hand-held Dapeng pointed at his hands and said angrily: "What do you want?"

"Do you need to ask, I want your life!"

The man-hand Dapeng roared loudly: "I want you to take it!"

The crocodile-headed archmage carried the treasure on his back and asked, "Who is this huge human head?"

The baby said, "She's the queen mother! she's so powerful that she's in charge of everything, and she's going to marry me to a toad!"

The crocodile-headed mage scolded: "This old witch actually dares to marry my wife to a toad!

The huge human head flew up with a flick of water, revealing the jellyfish body below; glaring at his eyes, he flashed his jellyfish sword, flashed with water, waved a few times and demonstrated, saying: "Dapeng Demon!

The man-handed Dapeng spread his wings and flew up, circled around the huge man-headed jellyfish and said: "Your jellyfish sword is not a weapon, it will be broken with your hand, what else is it going to hit? The next palm will make a big hole in your stomach, and the person will be gone!"

The huge human-headed jellyfish said, "You grab and try it with your hands?" flew around in a circle, raised the jellyfish sword, aimed at the wings of the human hand Dapeng, and slashed it fiercely, "whew".

The wings of the human hand Dapeng flashed, and he aimed his clutches at the belly of the man-headed jellyfish and pushed it out violently. The huge human-headed jellyfish flew away, and with the jellyfish sword, aimed at the head of the human hand Dapeng, and slashed it fiercely;

The man's hand Dapeng stretched out his right hand and grabbed it, the jellyfish sword was poisonous, and his hand was stabbed without touching the jellyfish sword, and he hurriedly turned sideways, and the jellyfish sword flew over his head;

The crocodile-headed arch mage couldn't see it, flew up with the treasure on his back, and with a "swish", he showed the big magic knife, stretched out to ten meters, and aimed at the huge human-headed jellyfish and slashed diagonally from the bottom to the top.

The huge human-headed jellyfish saw that the big magic knife was too long and couldn't dodge, so he hurriedly used the jellyfish sword stall, and with a "dang" sound, the jellyfish sword was split in two, and he dodged in panic, and the big magic knife "snorted" and cut off a jellyfish leg.

In pain, the jellyfish did not flee for their lives, flew over the sea, and plunged into the water.

The baby asked anxiously, "How is the master?"

The crocodile-headed arch mage flew over and asked with concern, "Master, how is your hand hurt?"

The human hand Dapeng flashed his palm, and his palm was swollen. The baby asked with concern, "Master, what about your hands?"

Holding back the pain, the Roc said, "I'm going to use magic to detoxify." ”

The crocodile-headed mage said, "Master, I'll give you a pack of healing medicine, just take it!"

The handsome Roc thought, "What if the crocodile-headed man turns into poison and destroys me?" It is better not to take his medicine, and said, "No, I can heal my wounds with magic!"

Confused, the baby asked, "How can I be treated?"

The human hand Dapeng stopped on the white clouds, took a sharp breath, sank the dantian, lifted the sea of qi, and erupted from the Laogong acupoint in his right hand.

The human hand Dapeng slammed the right palm with the left palm "snap", the hands flashed red light, a force, the left and right palms were naturally separated, and red smoke came out of the space, and they held on for a while, the section was opened, the jellyfish poison was discharged, and the right palm returned to normal.

The baby was very surprised and cried out, "Master, you are too profitable!"

The crocodile-headed master praised: "My master still has a lot of skills that he hasn't taken out, and he doesn't teach me!

The baby pondered for a while and asked, "Master, why don't you teach all your skills to your apprentices?"

It is difficult for the manpower to answer this question and say: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed!"

The crocodile-headed arch mage slanted his eyes in disgust: "What day can't be revealed, just want to keep a few hands?"

The baby said stupidly: "It's right to keep a few more hands! How can the master deal with the apprentice if he doesn't leave a few hands?"

The handsome Dapeng said embarrassedly: "All the kung fu has been taught to the apprentice, just see if he uses it or not? Is the comprehension strong? I'm old, what do I keep a few hands for?"

With a "whoosh", many head jellyfish appeared on the surface of the sea. The old queen mother of the jellyfish broke a leg, flicked the water, and flew into the air. He was followed by two samurai, holding jellyfish swords. The old queen mother shouted:

"Dapeng Demon! The old lady wants to exchange your life for a leg!"

The manpower Dapeng contemptuously asked, "What are you capable of killing me?"

The Empress Dowager waved her hand and said, "Shoot!"

On the surface of the sea, the man-headed jellyfish each held a jellyfish bow and arrow, and shot it violently at the human hand Dapeng and the crocodile-headed man-mage, and the jellyfish arrows flew like rain. As soon as the human hand Dapeng turned around, he used the magic method to isolate the jellyfish arrows outside, and fell one after another.

The crocodile-headed mage showed his big magic knife and threw it into the air, turning it into a dozen, automatically cutting down the jellyfish arrows.

The more the Empress Dowager looked, the more anxious she became, waving her hand and shouting: "Up!"

Behind him, the two human-headed jellyfish warriors, wielding jellyfish swords, aimed at the human hand Dapeng and the crocodile-headed mage respectively. The human hand Dapeng turned over, soared into the air, stretched out his claws, and grabbed one of the human-headed jellyfish warriors in his hand.

The jellyfish warrior in his hand aimed his jellyfish sword at the man's hand and slashed horizontally. With his other magic hand, Dapeng grabbed the hand of the jellyfish samurai holding the sword, and broke it hard, the hand of the samurai holding the sword was broken, and the jellyfish sword could not hold it and fell in a straight line.

The man-handed Dapeng slapped the jellyfish warrior on the stomach with a clutch, threw it into the air, fluttered and fell, fell into the water and died, and floated on the water.

The prince charming in the sea shouted: "Rush!"

The human-headed jellyfish archers on the water flew up with water, densely packed, holding jellyfish bows and arrows, and surrounded the human-headed Dapeng and the crocodile-headed mage. The crocodile-headed archmage and another jellyfish warrior are in a fierce battle.

The jellyfish warriors saw that there were many people and their fighting spirit was high. The jellyfish sword was aimed at the head of the crocodile-headed great mage, and with a "whew", it slashed down. The crocodile-headed hairdresser used the big magic knife to make a "dang" sound, and the jellyfish sword slashed in two.

The crocodile-headed archmage returned to the magic knife, and with a "swish", cut the jellyfish warrior in half and fell to the ground to his death. The Empress Dowager was dumbfounded, gritted her teeth and shouted: "Shoot!"

The jellyfish archers, each with their bows aimed at the human Roc, the crocodile-headed mage, and the treasure on their backs, shot violently, "whooshing" for a while, like raindrops flying by.