"Come, your skewers." The owner of the barbecue stall took the things Fang Yu ordered and placed them directly in front of him.

"No, boss, you're eating leftovers, aren't you? It's a little faster! Fang Yu picked up a string and observed it carefully.

"That's definitely not leftovers, you can rest assured anyway." The boss pursed his lips and his eyes swept around.

Half an hour ago, these street slickers were sitting here.

With so many people coming, the boss quickly prepared a lot of skewers and grilled them directly.

Outcome...

Except for a table servant who ordered 20 skewers of meat, the turnover of the remaining two seats did not even contribute 10 yuan to him!

But the boss was deceived miserably!

But the person who came was a guest, and these people didn't seem to be looking for him, and he couldn't drive people away.

Otherwise... The owner of the barbecue stall has already called the police!

He didn't pay attention to these social idlers who looked to be in their twenties.

"Eat!" Fang Yu picked up the skewer steak and handed it to Li Dazhuang's mouth.

"Well, good!" Li Dazhuang also knew that a person like him who was reincarnated as a starving ghost, seeing that the meat was slow to move, it was somewhat fake, so he could only take the meat steak according to Fang Yu's wishes.

In fact, Li Dazhuang has something hidden in his heart.

Li Shuai had already promised him, and after getting Fang Yu, Li Shuai took him to the bathing center to find him a sister...

Therefore, Li Dazhuang, who was reincarnated as a starving ghost, has already fallen asleep, and at this time, his mind is full of imaginary thoughts about the sister of the bathing center serving him, how can he still have time to eat skewers.

He was originally going to directly follow the agreement and provoke the person at the next table, and then wait for Fang Yu to give him a head, so that he could have a reasonable reason for Fang Yu to be beaten.

As a result, I was stuffed with a meat steak in my hand, so I had to eat the steak first...

After a series of solutions, Li Dazhuang wanted to get up.

"Hey, where are you going? Pee? Fang Yu tilted his head to look at him, and his eyes made Li Dazhuang a little hairy.

"Ah, no, I'm just going to have pants, hey... Hey..."

"Eat quickly, it's going to be cold, and it won't taste good later."

Fang Yu himself didn't eat a bunch of them, and frantically stuffed them into Li Dazhuang's hands.

"Brother Fang, you eat too, you eat too..."

Fang Yu smiled, still feeding Li Dazhuang.

Fang Yu was like this, under the gaze of a bunch of young people in society, he kept stuffing the strings into Li Dazhuang's mouth, and after a while, he was a little choked.

"Fang... Brother Fang, I can't eat it..."

"Hey! Look at you, how many skewers have you just eaten? Are you afraid that it will be too expensive, it doesn't matter, I invited you to this meal, you can drink some more beer, just go well! ”

Fang Yu "clicked", helped Li Dazhuang open a can of beer and pushed it over.

Li Dazhuang could only reluctantly pick up the beer and take a sip.

"Keep eating!"

"I... I..."Li Dazhuang wanted to find a reason, but he couldn't think of anything to say for a long time...

Right! That's right!

You can pee!

"I, I'm going to pee! Brother Fang, wait for me! ”

As he spoke, he got up and went to the toilet.

Unexpectedly, Fang Yu took a step ahead of him and got up.

"Actually, I want to go to the toilet when I get out of school, isn't there no chance to go, you let me go first, I'll go again after I go, watch our strings don't let people steal them." Fang Yu gave Li Dazhuang a wicked smile, and left the barbecue stall and walked to the sidewalk in the distance.

"Grass you x!" A yellow haired man saw Fang Yu walking away and scolded directly.

"What about an early finish? Why are you still eating? ”

Hearing a young man pointing at himself and scolding, Li Dazhuang almost couldn't hold back his pee.

"No... No... I... I...."He was so frightened that he didn't know how to explain it, but he couldn't help it.

Seeing Li Dazhuang's frightened expression, a man in his early thirties with a scar on his face comforted him.

"That's it! When that kid comes back, you just pretend to be careful and fall down and overturn my table, and then I and the brothers at the remaining two tables pretend not to know each other, so that he doesn't have to worry about not being able to beat him. You sell a miserable person, call a good big brother, let that kid give you a head, and we can also have a reasonable reason to beat him, so that it becomes a mutual assault, not a deliberate injury, understand? ”

Li Dazhuang nodded, this is also a routine that has been discussed before.

I have to say that this is a seamless solution.

Compared to finding a dim place and using a sack to cover Fang Yu's head, he was beaten violently.

It's better to find a reason to cause conflict.

Even if Fang Yu called the police, the result would basically be a civil dispute with a mutual assault or something, and the punishment was not high.

But... They still miscalculated.

Fang Yu knew Li Dazhuang's ingredients in advance, don't talk about it, it is possible to help fight Li Dazhuang together...

Trotting all the way, Fang Yu returned to the barbecue stand.

"Okay, go pee!"

Fang Yu said and patted Li Dazhuang on the shoulder.

"Well, good!" Li Dazhuang nodded.

Just as he turned around, he seemed to lose his balance and was about to fall to the table with the flat head scar on the side...

"Be careful!"

Fang Yu directly stretched out his hand like lightning and pulled Li Dazhuang back...

What...

What the heck!?

How...

Why did you stop him?

Li Dazhuang was pulled by Fang Yu in a daze, and he was ready to award himself an actor award in his heart...

As a result, he was gently pulled by Fang Yu and cracked it directly...

"Be careful! You fell on someone else's table and injured someone, and I can't help you! ”

Fang Yu's words exploded in the ears of the people around him like a thunderbolt...

They didn't dare to look at Fang Yu's eyes a little....

Is this guy a downwind ear or a mind reader? How did they just break their preparations? What's the fun of this?

Listen to the meaning, even if something happens, don't help Li Dazhuang get ahead?

Good guy, could this kid be an old fritter?

A group of people were still confused, and here, Fang Yu spoke.

He arched his hand around, "I'm sorry everyone, my classmate didn't stand firm, let everyone laugh, I'll let him compensate you..."

"Come, Da Zhuang, make a bottle for the heroes to apologize."

This...

Li Dazhuang really doesn't know what to do, he can't act anymore.

What kind of strange thing is this Fang Yu? In addition to not being covered, he was also put under the trap all the time...

It's really hard to deal with...

Feeling the gaze of the people around him, Li Dazhuang didn't know how to step down, so he could only bite the bullet and dry a bottle of beer...

"Hiccup..."

A bottle of beer is down, even if Li Dazhuang's amount of food is okay, now it is a little supportive, and a slight red appears on his face.

"Come, Da Zhuang, let's continue to eat, continue to drink~"

Fang Yu said and carried Li Dazhuang back to their table, as if what had just happened had not happened.

"Brother Fang, I have to rest, I can't eat or drink..."

"Well, no problem..."

One minute.

Two minutes.

Li Dazhuang had been waiting for Fang Yu to speak.

But Fang Yu didn't say a word, after sitting down, he was like a fool, and he kept playing with two sticks.

"Fang.. Brother Fang, why don't you ignore me? Li Dazhuang touched the back of his head and pretended to be honest and honest.

"Huh?"

Fang Yu made a puzzled expression inexplicably.

"Didn't you say you wanted to pee? I've been waiting for you for a long time, but you sat down straight after your beer, I thought you were brewing..."

Get...

I can't say anything about this, although Li Dazhuang wants to slap himself, but now he can only weakly reply...

"I took my pee back..."

Things have progressed to this point, and the flat head at the next table can't wait, so he just found a ridiculous reason, and he was about to go crazy when he slapped the table.

"I said you two little farts kids, Lao Tzu is drinking, you two take a bite of urine, hold it one by one, who are you disgusting? TM's is not looking for death!? ”

Hearing that the savior at the next table was coming, Li Dazhuang hurriedly wanted to cooperate.

What he thought in his heart was to scold back.

In this way, Fang Yu will help him come out, and the two sides will fight.

In that way, he, Li Dazhuang, will not be exposed, and he will be able to complete Li Shuai's explanation normally.

"I...."

Li Dazhuang just wanted to scold the country, but before his voice came out, he was covered by Fang Yu's shouting three times.

"Oops! This hero! I'm really sorry! Look at this, your consumption today is counted on the head of the younger brother, this does not mean that you can't afford to spend money to eat this meal, it is simply that the younger brother sees that you are extraordinary in appearance and outstanding in temperament, and the younger brother wants to make friends! You said that the little brother of the high-end place you went in and out couldn't afford that money, so he could only make up for it for you here... It's my birthday next week, so let me treat you to a meal that satisfies one of my wishes... What do you think? ”

Boy...

The owner of the barbecue stall called it good.

This kid who looks about the same age as his own son is really a talent!

In addition to seeing that something is wrong, he has been breaking the opponent's game.

Forget it, in the end, the opponent's killing move also let him have an impeccable prop card.

First apologized.

And then make reparations.

also explained in detail that he didn't look down on the other party and couldn't afford to pay for the meal, so he licked it a wave.

At last... also moved out a birthday excuse that people don't want to refuse...

God TM's birthday next week, Lao Tzu's birthday next year, the relationship between the eight poles and the eight poles... Let him figure it out...

This kid is definitely a talent....

"Uh..."

Pingtou didn't expect this to be wrong.

As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling person with a hand.

The kid in front of him is already almost half-kneeling and talking to himself, how can this be done?

Seeing that there was no way to do it, Li Dazhuang directly pulled his throat and scolded.

"What kind of social person do you tattoo your sister!? Lao Tzu eats and chats in public, what's the noise? Isn't it possible? This is your home, isn't it? If my brother says it, I'll give you money for a meal, but remember, this TM is the money to pity you! This is wreath money for your family! ”

After Li Dazhuang scolded, the surrounding street slippers were about to explode, although he was acting, but he said that his boss...

Li Shuai just gave 4,000 yuan and two cigarettes, one penny, in fact, there is not much per capita...

As a flat head with a big head, it is nothing more than a cigarette and 1,500 yuan of labor fees...

Outcome...

Let Li Dazhuang scold like this, they can't help it...

"Ahh Are you so big or small? Fang Yu snorted, startling the people around him.

"You, you, you! Okay, you Li Dazhuang! I'm so blind! Why do you say that about my big brother? What's wrong with my big brother? You insulted him so much? Big brother, I suggest, abolish this kid! By the way, since I can't discipline me, how about I ask you big brothers to take a bath together? ”

Quiescence...

Deathly silence...

Fang Yu's operation was already speechless with Brother Pingtou as the eldest brother's small gang.

The person who was beaten by their client, in addition to giving them no reason to do it, also kept defusing the conflict.

After the traitor blew himself up, this goblin kid directly "betrayed his promise" and recognized the flat-headed boss he had just met as a big brother...

It's numb, it's numb.

This order TM can't be carried out.

Seeing that the people around him were stunned, Fang Yu's next words made Li Dazhuang's face pale in an instant.

"Brothers, don't be stunned! This kid scolds the boss like this! Can you let him go home standing? Brothers, on! Fang Yu said, directly picked up the can of beer, and splashed Li Dazhuang in the face...

Huang Mao originally felt that Fang Yu was angry, but when he saw that Li Dazhuang, who insulted his boss, was splashed with wine, he also stood in Fang Yu's camp in an instant.

Huang Mao's brain twitched, and he rushed towards Li Dazhuang with a fist...

The yellow hair is on, and the few little brothers around can't help it...

The flat-headed boss who took them to eat mixed rice was insulted by this meal, and they were still thinking about the hundreds of dollars and two boxes of broken cigarettes, how would they mix it up in the future?

Thinking about this truth, they rushed forward one after another...

The scene was a mess in an instant...

Flat-headed watching Li Dazhuang being beaten, his mind was now blank.

What about the good routine?

What about beating that kid named Fang Yu?

Why is it that the beaten person has become a mole now?

Is this society so difficult to mix now?

It's numb...

It's really numb...

The crowd rushed to Li Dazhuang's side, and Fang Yu also hurriedly dodged a few times and hid in the barbecue stall.

"Boy, you kid is really clever, I saw it today, your brain and mouth are really killing people invisibly!"

The owner of the barbecue stall praised it vigorously, and he didn't even notice that the meat on the grill was almost burned.

"Hehe..."Fang Yu touched the back of his head embarrassedly, "What, if they don't pay you the table, the money will be on me, after all, it is because of me." ”

After Fang Yu said this, the barbecue stall owner had the urge to make friends with the kid in front of him for the first time.

Don't be in a hurry, take all the details into account, and care about the feelings of others...

Such talent, simply!

"You kid... Rest assured, they have to pay, if not... My name as the third child is blind in vain! ”

Third?

Fang Yu didn't take it to heart, he really couldn't imagine that a small barbecue stall owner was a well-known gangster in his area...

Now that the third child is old, he is too lazy to mix up, so he directly set up a barbecue stall.

The location of this stall is remote, and the skills of the third child are indeed average, so there are usually few customers.

The ones who can come are basically the little brothers who were mixed with him before and the old brothers who were born and died together...

After tonight's scene, the third child suddenly had a different mind...

"Boy, do you want to do me a favor? I also have a business here, it's a night club with someone else, I think you're brainy, right? Go there and help me see it for two days? ”

Fang Yu directly shook his head and refused.

What international jokes?

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Almost!

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