Chapter 2 The Golden Pond Holy Monk

This deserted tomb is a good feng shui cave.

Drunk on astronomy and geography, he specially chose this place as a place to connect the soul of God.

There are also a lot of talents in the other party, and if they look for them all the way, they will definitely slowly surround this place and press them together.

"Brother Crow, let's mix in first, get a familiar face, and when the time comes, it's easier to borrow classics and recycle the boss's relics."

Shen Zui casually picked a direction and walked over slowly.

"Why are these people so slow?"

When the sun had risen, Shen Zui still hadn't encountered the alliance that surrounded him.

"This group of people won't be stupid enough to press me in one direction, I didn't expect to wrap up the circle first, and then surround me and arrest me."

Such an idea flashed through his mind, and Shen Zui felt that it was very possible.

Hurriedly turned around and walked back.

"If that's the case, I'm going to have to take a fresh look at the world."

I didn't go far this time, and I met someone.... And the dog too.

A group of men in sapper hats led a group of heavily armed dogs slowly.

"What the hell is this?"

Shen drunk and blackened his face and walked over.

"Stop, don't move!"

"Wang!"

Unexpectedly, the group of people roared angrily when they saw him.

"Which detachment are you from? It hasn't been tested for mines yet, so how can you just walk there? ”

Drunk: .......

They led the dog, cautiously, and slowly crawled over.

"Which team are you on?"

Confirming that it was safe, they got up from the ground and asked.

Shen Zui shook his arm and showed the crow: "Poor Road Plane Chief, Black Tiger Ah Fu, I heard that the handsome and dashing martial arts myth Shen Zui appeared, and I came to do my part." ”

"Why are you doing this?"

He asked.

The group looked at him carefully, then took out a color photograph and compared it.

"It's not Old Demon Shen."

Then he put his mind at ease: "Captain of the plane, why are you so careless?" ”

"Old Demon Shen is evil, he does all kinds of evil, and he is ruthless, everyone says that he has robbed thousands of mines and placed them here, ready to send us to the sky."

Nonsense, I didn't! Besides, if you are so intelligent, I only need to put a road sign and point to the beach, and it is estimated that you will slip out of the sea and never come back in this life.

Shen Zui's face darkened: "Everyone, I'm here to help you fight against the Shen Demon, why haven't you seen other allies?" ”

They were also surprised: "Could it be that the captain of the airplane is coming from that side alone?" What a warrior! ”

"The artist is bold!"

"We are all afraid of being attacked by Shen Lao Mo, so we act together."

"It is said that Shen Lao Mo can't help but be a man and a woman, especially young men, and we are all scared."

This group of people is gossiping.

Drunk: ...... I am tired.

"Who is talking about these rumors? Why have I never heard of it before? ”

Shen Zui asked with some itchy teeth, When I know which bastard ruined my reputation, I will definitely suppress him in the pit for a hundred years.

"This is all the younger brother of the Heavenly Maiden Nanping Yue, Nanping Mountain said in an interview with Tianji Pavilion."

Drunk: .......

"I don't know what the captain of the airplane is, this Shen Lao Mo fell in love with Nanping Mountain at first sight, so he let go of the Heavenly Maiden, for so many years, the son of Nanping Mountain has been holding his ass and being a man, and he is also worried that Shen Lao Mo knows where he is hiding."

Drunk: ......

Who is Nanping Mountain?

I'm obviously a martial arts idiot! When the Holy Maiden of the Demon Gate stripped naked and lay on my bed, I was not moved.

This group of people should be destroyed, I am familiar with what kind of face I borrowed from the classics, and directly found the boss's Big Ivan, and sent this world to the end.

The group of people had already begun to chatter crookedly, chatting about all kinds of habits that they didn't even know about.

"Bombing?"

"Do you like to lock men?"

.......

From time to time, the dogs who worked hard to clear the mines all whispered in agreement.

Shen Zui squinted at Wang's dog: "I'll send you to the pot tonight." ”

The crow suddenly "quacked".

The eyes of the crazy gossip crowd shifted.

Shen Zui hurriedly pretended to be listening, and said after a while: "Everyone, Brother Crow said that we came from this side and didn't step on a mine, so you said that Shen Demon Tou stole a landmine must be false." ”

"How is that possible?"

The group was arguing again.

"Nanping Mountain said, the mines in the inventory are gone!"

"Is that bastard stealing mines and setting off fireworks again?"

Drunk: ......

In my memory, this world is obviously very serious, everyone is normal, they just want to work hard to cultivate and become stronger, and then die in front of me.

Seeing the way this group of fools were arguing at the moment, Shen Zui suddenly felt worthless for the geniuses who had worked hard to cultivate in the past sixty years.

"You died unjustly."

Fortunately, at this time, another group of people came over.

This group of people is very serious, wearing robes and robes, wearing armor and wearing skirts, all of them are carrying sharp blades, or holding Zen staffs, or shouldering rocket artillery.

Master, why do you wear a skirt? I still wear Pinru!

The master, dressed in a gold-threaded skirt, walked in front with a golden Zen staff in his hand, and asked from afar, "What are you doing here?" ”

"Why stagnation? Didn't Old Demon Shen escape so slowly! ”

The master's face was upright, and a gust of wind blew, pulling up his long skirt, revealing the ... Hairy legs.

Spicy eyes.

My eyes!

Shen Zui tilted his head and looked at Brother Crow, who looked at him with his head tilted.

You still know me, good brother.

The group of people ran over: "Jinchi Holy Monk, it's like this. ”

So so, so and so......

The Golden Pond Holy Monk suddenly realized and looked at Shen Zui: "This Plane Leader, where are you a master of cultivation?" Why have you never heard of it? ”

Shen Zui said with a straight face: "The Great Elder of the Lower Lord Divine Sect has never been out of the mountain before, and he is addicted to cultivation, but now he has heard that the rivers and lakes are prosperous, so he has come to join in the fun... Help! ”

The people around looked at each other.

"Where is the Lord God Sect?"

"Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Leaning Moon Three-Star Cave!"

Jin Chi's face was full of black lines: "Is Your Excellency bullying me and other lonely people?" Why have I never heard that there is a main god sect in Fangcun Mountain? ”

The people around hurriedly came over and praised: "It is worthy of being the holy monk of Jinchi, I have really heard of Fangcun Mountain, I thought that the airplane people were making it up." ”

The holy monk of Jinchi listened to everyone's praise, and a smile appeared on his face: "That's that, this holy monk has lived for more than four hundred years, what haven't you seen?" This Fang Cun Mountain is actually a circus, and there were big stars back then. ”

Shen Zui's eyes lit up: "Fellow, I have also gone to see monkey shows, and my name was Tutu with big ears back then!" ”

Okay, no wonder you're so sassy, it's really you, old monk Jinchi!

Of course, Shen Zui went to Journey to the West, but unfortunately when he went, the monkey was still being pressed by the Five Fingers Mountain, he landed on the Flaming Mountain, bowed to the red boy, shouted Brother Bull Demon King, and shouted in front of the Iron Fan Princess......

At that time, he called himself Tutu with big ears.

The Golden Pond Holy Monk's face froze: "Fellow Daoist of the plane, you too?" ”

"Yes, yes!"

Drunk and overjoyed, although I am fake, you are real!

Jin Chi's face was full of hesitation, as if he was suspicious.

Someone next to him said: "Jinchi Holy Monk, this person obviously claims to be the head of the airplane, why is he a big-eared Tutu?" ”

Shen was drunk and unhappy: "Nonsense, the big-eared Tutu is my common name!" Jinchi fellow, I even know that you are a money fan, thinking about babies all day long, and your favorite reputation and other people's touting, can it be fake? ”

Jin Chi's face darkened.

Shen was drunk and anxious, and he hoped that the fellow would take him into the gang: "You are the host of the Guanyin Monastery, and when you were two hundred and seventy years old, you wanted to rob Tang Seng's robe, and when I worshipped the red boy, you were still a doll!" ”

"Oh, you're four hundred now, you won't really burn Tang Seng to death and rob him of his robe, right?"

Seeing that Jin Chi's face was getting darker and darker, Shen Zui was also a little unsure, he loosened the soil for the monkey when he left, could it be that the monkey ran away in advance.......

Jin Chi suddenly shouted: "Nonsense, I see that you are sent by Shen Lao Mo, watch this holy monk clean you up!" ”

Flying high, the skirt also flew, and the beautiful scenery under the skirt shone tons of damage to Shen Shen's eyes.

"You don't even wear leggings!"

Drunk covered his eyes and screamed!

"Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon, World-Honored Jizo!"

Jin Chi roared, and his upper clothes shredded, revealing the golden dragon tattoo on his body.

Shen Zui also knew that this guy must have been said by himself, so he hurriedly threw out Brother Crow: "Bold and demonic, I can see at a glance that you are not human!" ”

"Get out of the way, don't be deceived by this shameless wicked!"

The golden pool floated in the air, and the Buddha's Dharma appeared behind him, the golden light was all over his body, and his eyes were full of golden light, and a golden dragon slapped out with his palm, and rushed to the ground in the air.

Shen was drunk and unambiguous, his whole body was opened, and he swallowed the qi of heaven and earth, and the wind and thunder converged, and he gathered it in his hand: "Eat me three points and return to vitality!" ”

The golden dragon collided with the huge yuan balloon, like a spring thunder exploding, the golden pool stood in the sky, and frantically slapped dozens of palms, and a group of golden dragons covered the sky and the sun.

Shen Zui was also angry when he saw it: "Bullying me can't fly!" ”

"Eat My Immortal Method: Great Jade Spiral Pill!"

With one hand, countless Yuan Qi gathered, and with one palm, countless Yuan balloons smashed over.

The crowd of onlookers around: "So handsome, why are you so handsome!" ”

"Isn't it the martial arts of the male gang leader?"

"Is the Immortal Law Great Jade Spiral Pill an advanced version of the Three-Point Return to Vitality?"

"Shall we help? Who to trust? ”

"Stupid, whoever wins believes who!"

Raven: "Quack! ”

Jin Chi's mighty Tianlong was smashed by the drunken vitality bomb, and he was also angry, and scolded secretly in his heart: "They are all fellow villagers, expose my old bottom, don't you know that this holy monk is a decent person!" ”

As soon as his hands were closed, the Buddha behind him was shining brightly: "If you come to the palm of God!" ”

When Shen drunk heard this, he hurriedly touched his body with both hands: "Where is my sword?" ”

looked around, and instantly appeared beside a person: "Borrow a sword!" ”

Draw your sword and throw it fiercely: "Imperial Sword Technique: Nuclear Explosion Immortal Sword!" ”

Muster up all your strength, and even suck in the surrounding spiritual energy, gather all of it on the sword, and throw it out!

The long sword let out an excited roar, and before it flew out of the sky, it had already turned into powder, and under the blessing of the true qi of the drunken body, it maintained its sword shape, turning into a white meteor and running through the sky.

The huge golden palm was pierced by a white meteor, turning into a rolling wave of qi, blocking everyone's sight, and when the qi wave disappeared, Shen stood drunk in front of a pool of flesh and blood with a sad face.

"Captain of the airplane, this ......"

Shen drunk closed his eyes and drew ten on his chest: "It's all because I blamed me for hitting with all my might on a whim, forgetting that the holy monk doesn't know martial arts, he can only let go of the waves, and he can't even hide." ”

The voice became more and more sad: "Now it has been turned into this flesh and blood under my sword mastery. ”

Thinking of something again, he looked at the person who was borrowed by him and said, "Brother Dao, your long sword was also deeply annoyed because of killing the Jinchi Holy Monk, so he went with him." ”

"Now, I am one with this flesh and blood."

"If you don't dislike it, I'll help you put this blood sludge and sword ashes into your scabbard."

While speaking, Shen was drunk and stretched out his hand and said: "This is also convenient for you to miss you day and night, like the sword of a delicate wife!" ”