Chapter 20: They Are Not Like Me
Shen Zuiyi grabbed Fahai's hand: "Master, speak seriously!" ”
"I want Xiaobai and Xiaoqing! The kind that can become human! ”
Fahai waved his hand vigorously to shake off Shen Shen's hand, and said, "Donor, are you embarrassing me?" Where is this poor monk going to find it? ”
Shen Zui's face did not change, and he still held it tightly: "Master, you have to believe in yourself, you have a relationship with snakes!" ”
In desperation, Fahai could only promise to get drunk and get him a white snake and a green snake in the future, and then carry Wu Song's tiger and drag Wu Song away.
Until he left, Wu Song was still shouting: "Uncle Shi, it's really not that I drank too much wine and didn't bother to slap my eldest brother's head away to touch porcelain!" ”
"Amitabha, the abbot said that he was discussing the Dharma with the female benefactor at that time, and he was so weak that he couldn't get up because of the lack of energy under that head, and ordered me to put you into Leifeng Pagoda."
Fahai recited Amitabha Buddha and disappeared into the sky.
Shen Zui looked back at the swallow dock, at this time, only Huang Rong, who was excited and ready to share the spoils tomorrow, with a desperate face, seemed to see Huang Yaoshi, who was discredited, the three sisters of the Duan family's bloodline who were committing nymphomania, Shi Hanchen, who was unconscious, and Mama Rong, who was caring about him, and only Mrs. Wang, who was joking with Sanlala.
"A mother and daughter who are not actually related by blood look a bit like sisters like this."
At this moment, Huang Yaoshi came to Shen Zui and said goodbye to him: "It's here, Huang has said goodbye." ”
Huang Rong also shouted: "Tomorrow I will collect the protection fee, you are not allowed to steal my share, otherwise I will publicize you all over the rivers and lakes that you are my husband!" ”
Then he was carried away by Huang Yaoshi.
Shen Zui watched them go away, and saw that Mrs. Wang and the four of them were happy at the moment, so he turned to Wang Yuyan and said, "I heard that there is a water pavilion in the swallow dock, and the martial arts in it are inclusive, can you let me go and see it?" ”
He said solemnly: "Don't worry, I, Shen, never prostitute in vain, and I will definitely give a reward." ”
Wang Yuyan grabbed his arm: "Whatever the husband said, Yanziwu is yours." ”
Don't do this, I can't stand it.
Feeling the softness of his lower arm, he wailed in his heart.
Not to be outdone, Ah Zi hugged the other arm and said, "Brother Ming, what is Swallow Dock, we have everything in the Vulture Palace, and there are countless gods outside the sky, and." ”
She approached Shen Zui's ears: "There are all beauties in the Vulture Palace~"
"Let's go with Ah Zi!"
Before Shen Zui could say anything, he heard Ah Zhu Youyou behind him say: "Ah Zi, Ding Chunqiu seems to be here too, why don't you go and pick him up?" ”
Zi: !
"I'm not going!"
Ah Zhu didn't know when he appeared beside Ah Zi: "Ah Zi, Ding Chunqiu recently got a magical artifact called Liuli Golden Body Gu, I heard that it can directly improve people's qualifications, strengthen their physique, and beautify their breasts, don't you go?" ”
Shen Zui looked at them, feeling that Ah Zhu was like a demon's tail and wings, holding a sharp little fork in his hand and tempting Ah Zi at the moment.
Ah Zi looked at Wang Yuyan's peaks, then looked at his own hills, gritted his teeth and said with tears in his eyes: "Brother Ming, you have to protect yourself and don't be taken advantage of." ”
"THEY'RE NOT LIKE ME, THEY ONLY FEEL SORRY FOR GIEGIE, THEY'RE JUST HUNGRY FOR YOU, THEY'RE CHEAP."
Then he turned around and walked away like purple light.
Ah Zhu immediately hugged Shen Zui's arm: "Miss, tonight will be in the cave room!" ”
Wang Yuyan nodded frantically.
Drunk: .......
"Uncle, husband, you don't really want to refuse, you can't really not, right?"
Ah Zhu laughed while leading Shen Zui to the wooden house.
Aren't you forcing me to keep you from getting out of bed?
The world is really dangerous, although there were witches who coveted me in the past, but they were not as direct as you people.
Shen Zui was dragged to the library on the water in the middle of the lake, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.
"Looking at Azhu's posture, I almost thought I was going to send me to bed directly."
This place is full of all kinds of martial arts classics, most of them are from the original Tianlong world, Shen Zui glanced at it, and found that there were already many martial arts in this world, and he had already borrowed them.
"It's okay, let's take a look at the martial arts of the Tianlong World first, can you give me some inspiration, the oblique road, hum, the road I walked drunk is the martial arts immortal road."
Ah Zhu and Wang Yuyan have been standing at the door, watching Shen drunk and silent in martial arts, and walked out silently.
"Azhu, quick, go take care of the bed!"
Wang Yuyan commanded.
A strange light flashed in Azhu's eyes: "Okay, girl." ”
The direction of walking was Mrs. Wang's side.
.......
"Dou Zhuan Xing Shifting", "Participating in the Finger", "Swimming Dragon and Phoenix", these are the magic skills of the Murong family.
Shen Zui grabbed Douzhuan Xingyi and began to check, also curious: "By the way, where did Murong Fu go, didn't he come to this world?" ”
After reading the three books here, Shen Zui closed it, but he was a little disappointed: "It's useless to say that it's useless, some strength skills are not bad, but it's far from enough." ”
Look to the side again: "I Ching (Broken)", "Dragon Capture Gong (Broken)", "Donkey Kong Palm", "Wuxiang Robbery Finger", .....
Shen drunk smacked his tongue and said: "Obediently, it seems that the Murong family really almost moved the Shaolin Temple." ”
Sit down on the floor and start reading.
I don't know how long it took for Shen to come back to his senses.
As one of the most famous martial arts in the gold system, Yijin Jing is really extraordinary, compared to martial arts or internal strength, it is more important to develop the human body, and it is also a little inspiring for intoxication.
"Unfortunately, not quite."
Suddenly patted his head: "I'm really a fool, doesn't Huang Laoxie have the Nine Yin True Scripture on his body?" ”
"I don't know if it's all complete, or if it's already been stolen, I'll ask tomorrow."
"And the Shaolin Temple, I hope it's okay, at least until I borrow it."
Open the other book again and read it carefully.
At the same time, outside the Water Pavilion, Wang Yuyan was already blushing angrily.
"Azhu, you ......."
Azhu's posture is very graceful and his attitude is very friendly: "Miss, this is the rule." ”
"As a maid in the room, it is necessary for Azhu to help the young lady taste it first... No, try my uncle's level. ”
"Please also rest assured Miss Wang, tomorrow, tomorrow will be certain."
Mrs. Wang cleared her throat: "Okay, Yu Yan, don't be naughty, come back to Mantuo Villa with me tonight." ”
Wang Yuyan's eyes were red with anger, and she didn't dare to refuse, so she followed Mrs. Wang and left with a puffed face.
Ah Zhu secretly gestured to the background of Wang Yuyan's departure: "Hehehehe, it's me." ”
When night fell, Azhu quietly lit the oil lamp and walked into the Huanshi Water Pavilion.
"Uncle, it's late at night, it's time to rest."
Drunk only then woke up.
There are also martial arts of the Xiaoyao faction in the Shishui Pavilion, and there are all kinds of profound and wonderful martial arts such as the Eight Desolations and Liuhe's Solitary Skills, the Little Wuxiang Gong, and the Tianshan Folding Plum Hand, which makes Shen drunk and indulged in it.
"It's wonderful."
Shen Zui stood up: "It was beyond my expectations, and the harvest was far beyond my imagination." ”
"It's a pity, it would be nice if there was the Northern Spiritual Skill, although I would also absorb the martial arts of other people's skills, but the three internal skills of the Xiaoyao Sect are said to be split by one exercise, if they are all here, maybe I can merge them."
Full of disappointment, he followed behind Ah Zhu absentmindedly, completely oblivious to the red cloth hanging everywhere in the swallow dock.
It wasn't until he walked into the house and saw the patterns embroidered on the screen in the house that he felt that he was in danger, but it was too late to leave.
Ah Zhu closed the door and got three locks in his hand, and the rich incense in the house was even more addictive at the moment.
"Husband, you can't really do it, right?"
Ah Zhu blew out the oil lamp in his hand and threw it aside, took off his coat, and turned to look at Shen Zui, in the dim candlelight, the light in his dark eyes jumping and jumping.
"I'm drunk on a generation of martial arts myths, how can it not work!"
"How can you be tempted by a mere beauty!"
PS: Bet 5 cents, the next chapter will definitely be taken away by the beast!