Chapter Eighty-Nine, Fighting Dogs
This big brother is different from the few voices just now, it was polite just now, and this will really have a kind of surging water and Liangshan.
Hao Zai stopped him, unable to stand the enthusiasm of licking the dog: "Don't be so polite, but you can respect me, then I'll talk about my experience!" ”
"First of all, what do you have to do with that girl just now!"
Lin Chong was embarrassed, and twisted like a kindergarten child: "It's just an ordinary relationship, I've been chasing her recently." ”
Shyness is a good character, Hao Zai didn't blame this, and asked him: "How long have you been chasing?" ”
"It didn't take long, only two years."
This may not be the same as people's perception of time, so it is understandable that you feel that two years is not long.
"I wonder how you got her out?"
"This time she took the initiative to find me, she recently lacked money to pay the rent, asked me to borrow money, and it just so happened that I couldn't use the money."
It doesn't seem to be a matter of licking a dog, it seems to be a wolf warrior.
"Brother, it's not that the eldest brother said you, you're not bad for money, right? Do you have to hang yourself from a tree with a crooked neck? What is it about that girl that you can't forget? ”
"She was very nice to me, and she was still concerned with me last night!"
"What did she say?"
"She said good night, isn't that caring?"
If two people are not on the same channel, it will really not be able to talk normally.
Hao Zai felt that the key issue now was not how to catch up with that girl, but how to reverse Lin Chong's thinking, people are cheap, and the more they lick it, the more they can't get it.
Suddenly you ignore the other person, she feels the importance of your existence, and this will give you a chance.
"Kobayashi. I'll tell you, to put it mildly, you will never be able to catch up with someone like this, it's okay to love someone, but if you love yourself, the other party will definitely not accept you. ”
"Then what should I do? Big brother, I see that you have experience, you can tell me how you usually chase girls. ”
Say this is not tired, Hao is on the chair on the side, the two of them sit on the props of the racing game, and they don't play, but they are throwing coins, and the boss of the province talks a lot.
"I used to chase a girl, and I had to move her first."
"At that time, the girl was unhappy in the middle of the night, and with a phone call, the gentleman rode out on a battery car and took her to the park for a ride in the middle of the night."
"At this time, you must keep the excitement in your heart, and you can't let the girl feel that you are interesting to her, otherwise she will guard against you."
"In the middle of the night, I coaxed her well, and then sent her home, and she was moved, and she kept sending me messages at night saying that I was a good person."
"Don't you pay attention to this good impression!"
Lin Chong, feeling that something was wrong, sat to the side: "Brother, I have also used this, last time Xiaomei broke up with her boyfriend, I also went to comfort her in the middle of the night, but after a few days she reconciled with her object, this trick is useless!" ”
"That could be a problem with your practice." Hao Zai really thinks this trick is easy to use, but Lin Chong's use has no effect, which can only show that he used it wrong.
"What kind of car were you driving?" He found a key point.
"I can drive an Audi at home."
"Look at me and say that you are using it wrong, if you drive this car, will the girl feel that it is not easy for you?"
"It's going to be winter, riding a battery bike, how cold it is! Who doesn't dare to move when you see it, you are driving such a good car, is that to comfort people? Isn't that to show off! ”
Thinking about it carefully, Lin Chong felt that he was right: "Then big brother, what kind of car will I drive next time?" Do you say I have a roadster dealership? It's actually quite cold to drive in the winter, but I haven't ridden a battery bike, so I can't ride. ”
"Yes, yes, I'm afraid the effect will be different."
"Then I'll go back and work hard to learn how to ride a battery bike, brother, do you have any other way?"
Hao Zai understood that he had to learn something real, and summed up the psychology he learned in two years of college, and Paplov's dog is actually very useful in love.
"Of course, do you know what love is? That's together, you have to make her inseparable from you. ”
"But you can't make her feel that you are irritable, so technology changes life, and the emergence of mobile phone text messages is the key at this time."
"Don't you have her WeChat, it's okay to say good morning in the morning, good night in the evening, and she keeps sending it every day, so she may be annoyed at first." But it doesn't have much impact on her life, she gets used to it after a long time, and in the end, she can't do without you directly. ”
As soon as he thought of Hao Zai's painting of this big cake, Lin Chong even thought of the child's name in his mind, and the smile on his face spread from the corners of his mouth to the corners of his eyes, but it didn't feel right when he thought about it.
"Brother Hao, you said this, I really wanted to try it."
Hao Zai definitely didn't believe it: "It's impossible that this is my trick, I've been studying psychology books for so long." ”
"Really! Don't believe me, look at my phone. ”
Hao Zai took his mobile phone, and in a chat bar called Princess Xiaomei, there was a person who was sending messages every day.
"Good morning, I think of you when I see flowers today."
"Good night and a good dream."
"Good morning, the sun is beautiful today, and I know you are beautiful too."
"Good night, I miss you today, can we hang out together tomorrow?"
This is the only one with so many messages to be replied to, "I have encountered some things recently, and the landlord is still urging me, so uncomfortable." ”
"Are you short of money? Tell me, I'll give it to you. ”
"Thank you, you're so nice, but I can't ask for it, or maybe we'll meet tomorrow?"
"Okay, okay!"
"Then I'll go take a shower, good night!"
Hao Zai held his mobile phone and asked him incredulously: "Wouldn't this be the good night you said!" ”
"That's right! You see how much she cares about me, she went to take a shower, and she wished me a good night. ”
"Brother, you can't be like this, it's a bit embarrassing for you to be so rich and lick a dog."
Lin Chong was not happy to listen to this: "Who is a dog!" I just didn't succeed in chasing her, Brother Hao, you are so experienced to teach me another one. ”
"If you are greedy and chew more, you can do these two tricks."
"Then you relied on these two tricks to chase those two girls, what happened in the end?"
Hao Zai looked at him with contempt: "What do you call two girls?" Would you respect my personality? It was a girl. ”
"Are you two still talking?
Hao is tactically drinking water: "No! I didn't get together at the beginning, but people always thought I was good, but I wasn't together because I was afraid of delaying her. ”
"This is not important, listen to my brother, love can't be licked, good girls need to chase."
"But, I feel like you're teaching too hard, I really can't learn it! Obviously, we both have the same routine, why can't I? ”
"Is the routine the same?"
"Exactly the same!"
Like, it seems, probably the same.
Hao Zai felt as if he was also a dog, but he didn't know it.
Everybody laughs and licks the dog, everybody licks the dog.