Lu Bin is very sure that Lin Yunna is a rectum.

This rectum doesn't mean that she is straightforward and fast-talking, she wants to say whatever she wants, think about it with her practical brains, how can an idol who made a successful debut, climbed all the way to the top and was taken out as a group signboard be so stupid and sweet?

Even if it is a character design, being open-mouthed is also Jiang Xiaoyuan's label in their group, and it is not Lin Yunna's turn at all!

Lu Bin's rectum refers to the fact that after eating, it will go from the starting point to the end point in ten minutes, and if the food is a little stimulating, the process can be faster.

To put it bluntly, it is actually a kind of gastrointestinal dysfunction.

Not to mention, although I don't know how Lin Yunna got this problem, I have to admit that this kind of gastrointestinal dysfunction is really suitable for the profession of idols.

You think, first of all, the whole process is so fast, the digestion and absorption of food must not be sufficient, so Lin Yunna's physique that eats dry and does not gain weight has an explanation.

And such a quick transition process also helps to control stage accidents, as long as the time is calculated, there will be absolutely no physical discomfort on the stage, isn't it very useful?

As for whether it has an effect on the body, that's another topic......

The reason why Lu Bin knows so much about this kind of gastrointestinal dysfunction is because he has just had a stomach problem, which is purely caused by irregular life and abnormal diet.

"So you can't overeat anymore, you know?" He persuaded Lin Yunna bitterly.

Lin Yunna was silent for a long time before she gritted her teeth and replied, "So this is the reason why you stayed outside the bathroom and introduced this gastrointestinal disorder to me?" ”

"Gastrointestinal dysfunction." Lu Bin corrected, and then smiled, "Of course I'm not so bored, in fact, I came here just to care about some of the problems that you will have in a while......"

"What did you come out of...... Lin Yunna suddenly woke up while asking rhetorically, looked around, and her expression suddenly condensed on her face.

Well, we all know that this is a newly rented house, and the trip to buy daily necessities was interrupted by Lin Yunna before it began, and the previous tenant didn't know whether he was thrifty or loved life, so he cleaned up the bathroom very cleanly.

That's right, it's clean without even a single piece of paper!

"Uncle~~" After a moment of silence, Lin Yunna's sweet voice came out of the bathroom.

"Stop! Don't be coquettish! Lu Bin didn't know if this coquettish voice was deliberately done by this girl, but it sounded really underwhelming, and his fists were itching!

"Uncle, ask for paper!" Lin Yunna decisively received the supernatural powers, and her words were concise and to the point.

"You should open the door......" Lu Bin flicked the tissue in his hand, a little speechless.

"Uncle, you're not going to rush in while I'm opening the door, are you?" Lin Yunna has to talk more.

"What am I rushing in for? Do you smell bad? Lu Bin was really speechless, "Don't worry, I'm not perverted enough to be interested in a girl who goes to the toilet!" Besides, if I had an idea, you'd be in my shape by now......"

There was silence in the bathroom, and after a while, the door lock clicked open.

Of course, Lu Bin really didn't have any interest in breaking in, and he didn't continue to tease, so he gentlemanly pushed the door open a crack under the cover of the door panel and stuffed the tissue in.

Then I saw that the tissue was dragged away with a snort, and the next moment the door was pushed up and locked with a bang, if Lu Bin hadn't reacted in time, his hand would have been clamped!

However, Lu Bin didn't bother with Lin Yunna, who was obviously a little amused by him, and there was a thoughtful expression on his face.

Miscalculation, miscalculation, I didn't expect the crack in the door to be facing the mirror, that shocking glance, he seemed to see something, and he didn't seem to see anything......

Of course, if anyone asks, they must not see anything!

After a few more minutes, Lin Yunna finally came out of the bathroom.

Of course, Lu Bin has long been out of guarding the door, and he is not really perverted, if it weren't for the delivery of paper, who would want to watch others go to the toilet if he had nothing to do?

At this moment, he was lying on the sofa, enjoying the rare comfort of stretching his limbs.

Then he saw Lin Yunna walking straight to this side, picked up the pillow next to him and smashed it.

While smashing the girl, he also asked, "What do you mean by becoming your shape?" Come, uncle, tell me how you want me to be in your shape? ”

Lu Bin only dared to parry, how dare he fight back, and as for returning the favor, he didn't dare to fight back!

The sentence just now, it was indeed he who said it, there is no way, I have been communicating with those LSPs in the group for a long time, and some words have become a habit unconsciously.

is like this sentence "become my shape", there are actually three explanations, but he doesn't dare to say any of them to Lin Yunna!

So what else can I do, just hold my head and defend......

After a few shots, I don't know if I lost my strength or lost my breath, Lin Yunna threw the pillow aside, squeezed Lu Bin in, and sat down.

"Uncle, what do you mean by that?" She asked in a small voice with a curious expression.

Girl, the answer to this question is too rascal to be asked in a different way......

Lu Bin silently took the pillow back and handed it to Lin Yunna.

"Hmph, don't you tell me, won't I check it myself?" Lin Yunna smashed the pillow on Lu Bin hatefully, and got up to find her mobile phone.

Seeing her disappear at the door of the master bedroom, Lu Bin got up with a bullet, rushed into the bathroom quickly, closed the door and locked it, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

Sure enough, in less than a minute, Lin Yunna rushed out of the master bedroom again, didn't find Lu Bin in all directions, and finally locked the target on the bathroom with the door closed.

Knock knock! There was a polite knock on the bathroom door: "Uncle, open the door." ”

"No, I'll go to the bathroom!" Lu Bin didn't take off his pants and went to the toilet, but this did not prevent him from using this as an excuse.

"It's okay, you open the door, I just want to see what shape you want me to become." The calmer Lin Yunna's tone is, the less likely it is for Lu Bin to open the door for her, listening to the meaning of her words, the meaning of this sentence should be understood, open the door and let her in to find death?

"Forget it, my stinks, I'm afraid of smoking you......" Now Lu Bin can use any excuse he has, anyway, as long as he doesn't open the door, even if he says that he is doing manual work inside!

No, if you let the girl outside know that she is practicing her craft in the bathroom where she has just finished going to the toilet, will there be any bad associations?

Wait a minute, so I just said that......

Lu Bin's consciousness was obviously late, Lin Yunna outside was quiet for a while, and began to bang on the door frantically: "Uncle, if you want to say that I stinked the toilet, just say it, don't bury me so roundabout!" ”

Well, I can't open the door now......