Chapter 228: Isn't it just role-playing?
Lu Bin felt that Lin Yunna was still a little angry.
I said this not only because she was bitten, but also because on the way home, the girl basically didn't talk much.
The main reason is that when the elevator reached the floor, Lin Yunna didn't come down, but went up another floor to the dormitory.
This is a bit of a serious problem!
It's not that Lin Yunna can't go back to the dormitory, it's mainly because of the relationship breakthrough during this time, this girl is very obsessed, and when she works during the day, she still has to see the stitches and needles secretly crooked a few times, and at night, she unceremoniously drills into Lu Bin's house.
Dormitory? Where is the dormitory? I don't know......
Okay, Lu Bin is not so narcissistic that he thinks that other girls should revolve around him, upstairs is her dormitory, and it is normal to go back, but he doesn't even explain a word from beginning to end, this is not angry and awkward, who believes it?
As for why he was angry, Lu Bin pondered that it shouldn't be because he pinched her little tongue, after all, he had pinched everything that shouldn't be pinched, right?
Then the problem can only arise in this unexpected mother-daughter meeting.
Lu Bin no longer thinks about whether he is wronged or not, as an adult, when faced with a fait accompli that cannot be changed, he should think about how to solve the problem at the first time, rather than how to shirk responsibility.
Pleasing Lin Yunna is actually very simple, as long as there is good food, it is enough, the problem is that this girl has just eaten a big meal, and it is a question whether her stomach can still hold something.
As for persuading Lin Yunna like the common ones in film and television, Lu Bin thought about it, but that also had to be given a chance, and now that this girl has run back to the dormitory, is it possible for him to carry it and leave like a bandit?
No, we have to find a way to trick her......
Just thinking like this, I suddenly heard a sound of the door lock, there are only two people who can open this door, Lu Bin is in the house, so it goes without saying who opened the door.
Lu Bin bounced up from the sofa all of a sudden, and when he rushed to the door, he just in time for Lin Yunna to open the door and prepare to go inside, and almost hit him.
The girl was taken aback, and hurriedly raised the thing she was carrying in her hand to block it in front of her, and after seeing that it was Lu Bin, she breathed a sigh of relief, and said angrily: "Uncle, why did you suddenly jump out and be scared?" ”
Talking normally, that's degassing? Lu Bin didn't dare to be careless, showed a smile, and said, "Didn't I hear that you were back......
As he spoke, he reached out to pick up the thing in Lin Yunna's hand: "What is this?" Clothes? ”
Lin Yunna looked upstairs, handed the pocket she was carrying to Lu Bin, and pushed him in by the way: "Let's talk about it when we go in." ”
Closing the door and entering the house, seeing Lu Bin carrying the coat bag, the girl suddenly showed a sweet smile and said in a greasy voice: "Uncle, this is the clothes I ordered for you, see if you like it or not?" ”
Lu Bin didn't immediately look at the clothes, looked at Lin Yunna in a daze, and asked, "You went upstairs to get it?" ”
Lin Yunna nodded.
"You're not angry?" Lu Bin felt a little headache.
"What are you angry about?" Lin Yunna looked dazed, but her eyes rolled and she reacted, "You mean tonight, didn't you say it wasn't intentional, why should I be angry?" ”
Seeing her trusting face, Lu Bin breathed a sigh of relief and smiled bitterly: "I see that you don't talk to me, and I thought you were angry......"
Speaking of this, Lin Yunna's eyes were a little evasive, and she changed the topic and said, "Uncle, you better take a look at the clothes first." ”
Okay, let's take a look at the clothes first......
Lu Bin casually opened his pocket, took out his clothes, and then froze, what is this, robe?
After looking around the front and back, Lu Bin finally determined that this was a black robe with a stand-up collar and shoulder coat design, which looked inexplicably familiar.
When Lin Yunna took out the clothing and accessories from her pocket, Lu Bin suddenly realized where this familiar feeling came from.
With a black and gold-rimmed girdle embroidered with a cross, a beautifully carved silver cross, and a heavy code of law with a cross on the cover, this is a three-piece set of priests, right?
Looking back at the black robe, if Lu Bin no longer recognizes it as a god uniform, he can really consider applying for warranty maintenance for his brain.
But what is this girl doing to buy him this thing if she has nothing to do?
Facing Lu Bin's questioning, Lin Yunna's face was a little red, and she replied with a dodging look: "Isn't this a performance and a priest is missing, I just want you to make a cameo......
Yes? Put me on stage? As a former otaku, Lu Bin's first reaction was to refuse.
As a result, Lin Yunna immediately put on a crying expression, and asked aggrievedly, "Uncle doesn't want to be on the same stage with me?" ”
Lu Bin is not stupid, of course this kind of question can't be said to be, but after denying it, he just wanted to explain, but he was blocked by Lin Yunna's kiss.
After a kiss that stopped, the girl said with a smile like a little fox who had stolen a chicken, "Uncle put it on and let me see it?" ”
Lu Bin pursed his lips, which still smelled of oranges, and reluctantly obeyed.
When it was time to wear it, Lu Bin found that it turned out that this set of priest uniforms was divided into two pieces, inside and outside, in addition to the black robe, there was also a pure white robe inside.
Since it is a try-on, the inner robe can be put aside for the time being, Lu Bin originally thought that putting the outer robe on would complete the task, but he didn't expect Lin Yunna to resolutely disagree, saying that there were too many clothes inside to see the effect.
Then take it off, Lu Bin has only taken off his down jacket since he came back, and the clothes inside have not been changed, so he just took the opportunity to take it off, and he will wear pajamas directly after a while.
Not to mention that after breaking through the relationship, girls are more hooligans than boys, when Lu Bin took off his clothes, Lin Yunna stood aside and watched with interest, ignoring even the symbolic eye covering.
And the girl didn't even let go of her pants, and according to her words, she wore jeans under the priest's robe, lest she should be crucified and burned.
Fortunately, the length of the priest's robe reaches the top of the feet, otherwise there is a pair of big bare legs exposed under the solemn robe, and the picture is even more spicy......
Putting on his outer robe, tying the belt, hanging the cross on his chest, and holding a weighty code in his hand, Lu Bin stood in front of the dressing mirror and nodded with satisfaction.
Thanks to the special training of a certain bigwig surnamed Ye, Lu Bin's chest muscle contour looks similar, and the upper body covered by the shoulder coat is propped up in a tight shape, with his polite face, it feels a bit of a Sven thug.
At least Lin Yunna, who was on the side, saw that her eyes were shining, and she walked up as if she wanted to touch Lu Bin's chest muscles, but when her eyes turned, she stopped moving, suddenly squatted in front of him, lowered her head and said, "Father, I am guilty." ”
Lu Bin paused for a moment, what is this girl doing, role-playing?
"What are you guilty of?" He asked cooperatively.
Lin Yunna still lowered her head, and replied with a tremor in her voice: "The sinner was tempted by the handsomeness of the priest, and almost committed a blasphemous act, and asked the priest to punish her. ”
Lu Bin almost laughed out loud, he was still a sinner, he was still handsome, if this line of combining earth and foreign appeared in it, the author should be dragged out and beaten to death.
Looking at Lin Yunna, who was still immersed in the role-playing, Lu Bin showed an evil smile, bent down and pinched her chin, forced her to raise her head, and said to her with four eyes: "You're lying!" You little succubus from hell has seduced thousands of men but prevented them from getting you, and today I will punish you on their behalf......"