159 Peeing is a luxury
"Okay, okay, I know you all want spiritual power, don't look at the fact that I don't have it in my body now, but when I take you out, that's a lot...... What, what do you want that twinkle twinkle? What twinkle twinkle, Ma Dan, there's something strange about your way of expressing it, oh, I see, you want thunder!"
Although Chen Wei told them to express themselves one by one, those wild insects had just begun to become domesticated, so naturally they would not listen to it so easily, and still stated their own meanings, and after a dizzy dispute, Chen Wei finally figured out what they wanted. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"That thing is not casual, it depends on the opportunity, after all, the sky has its own will, it can thunder whenever it wants, no one can control its will, but you can rest assured, as long as you have patience, you can naturally wait for the day of thunder. ”
Chen Wei waved his hand closer, quieting the squeaky insects a little, and then gave his opinion.
As soon as Chen Wei's words fell, those insects could no longer be calm, and their paws fluttered wildly, expressing their dissatisfaction again.
"Wait, what's the situation, you said that I just gave the thunder to Ah Da? Can I say that this is a set for it? Lao Zi risked his life to split Lei alive twice, and almost hung up before gathering to such a point, and the knot was given to Ah Da's grandson to take the sheep by hand, I am not dissatisfied, you are not satisfied with the wool, you can rest assured, wait out, as long as there is thunder, I will definitely let you out and let the thunder split, so it's always okay!"
Chen Wei stretched out his hand and rubbed his forehead, and his heart began to feel a little troubled again.
These little things have no rules at all, as soon as Chen Wei's words fell, they buzzed again like mosquitoes, and they would never stop if they didn't stun Chen Wei.
"Okay, okay, don't talk about this now, what I promised you, I will definitely help you realize it, you just have to rest assured, now what we have to do is how to get out of here as soon as possible, only to get out of here, it is the most urgent thing for you and me! So the question is, who can tell me, what is this place? What are these pipes of different thicknesses?"
Chen Wei only felt that one head was two big, and coldly interrupted those insects, and pointed to the round tubular petrified pipe in front of him and asked.
The insects glanced in the direction Chen Wei's finger was pointing, and then Ah San waved his claws and squeaked twice.
"What? You ask me what is a pipe? Nima's, it's terrible to be uneducated, I don't even have a little common sense, I really don't know how you grew so big, so what is a pipe?"
Life is often like this, there are some things you know in your heart what he is, but if you express it in words, it will catch people off guard, Chen Wei is in this state now, he was stunned for a while, a pair of eyes rolled around, thinking about how to express it.
"Ah, this tube, it's round, of course some are square or other shapes, but they all have one thing in common, which is long, and the middle is empty, huh? How do I know they're pipes, and I don't see what the situation is like? Why do I call them pipes?"
In the end, Chen Wei himself was stunned, and looked at the round and long things in front of him again.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak......"
Ah Da, who was lying on Chen Wei's shoulder and hadn't communicated much with Chen Wei, suddenly screamed and sent a message to Chen Wei.
"What's the matter? You said this and didn't say it, what do you mean this is your birthplace, you don't say it, I know, isn't this nonsense? And this place, you've only been here a few times? According to my estimate, you're just a full meal and come here for a walk, don't I say you, you're too a failure, you don't know the front yard, backyard, living room, bathroom, or anything in your own house, how do you say you got mixed up?"
After listening to Ah Da's statement, Chen Wei didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, he couldn't help rolling his eyes, and his fingers counted Ah Da little by little.
"Squeak"
Ah Da turned a blind eye to Chen Wei's number, and as the voice sounded, two words were passed to Chen Wei: forbidden land!
"Forbidden land, what forbidden land? This is not right, you were born here, that is to say, you are the owner of this place, who has nothing to do and still set up a forbidden place in their own home? Then let me ask you, you changed the bathroom of your house into a forbidden place, and you were not allowed to go when the urine and urine came, so that you were so happy to hold you alive? Isn't this thing!"
Chen Wei was reluctant to say what Ah Da said, rolled his eyes, pursed his lips, and looked at Ah Da with a caring and mentally retarded look.
"Alas, forget it, don't talk about this, whether it's a forbidden place you set for yourself or not, anyway, it has nothing to do with my Mao, I just want to take you out of here as soon as possible, it seems that you can't be relied on, then I can only rely on myself, come up, it's almost rested, let's go on." ”
After communicating with those extremely low intelligence insects for so long, Chen Wei didn't ask if they were ugly, what else could he say besides saying that they were mentally retarded?
I don't know whether it is a round pipe or a column as dense as a wood, and the chaos of the row is extremely capricious, there is no pattern at all, some wind diagonally, some cross the middle of the road, and some are pestle there like flagpoles.
Jumping all the way, finding a gap to squeeze through, and sometimes crawling forward on the ground, coupled with the suffocating temperature, this made Chen Wei feel like he had entered the dead forest in the desert when the sun was shining in the summer.
"Whew, snort, no, no, take a break and then say, why is this Tema so hot, it's a luxury for the old man to quench his thirst by urinating. ”
After walking between the two columns, Chen Dawei gasped for breath, only to feel that what he inhaled was not air at all, but more like inhaling a burning rock into it, from the trachea to the lungs were about to be roasted, and he shook the work, but he couldn't even squeeze out a drop of water.
"I wiped it, I didn't even have a drop of water, in fact, it was pretty good to soak in the water just now, although it is very likely to become a boiled fish, but it is better than becoming a barbecue here, at least not to die of thirst!"
Chen Wei leaned his back against the tree, and raised his head weakly to look around.
"I can't go on like this, it seems that I can't rush at all, I can only move forward while absorbing this fire spiritual power like last time. ”
Chen Wei muttered and sat down cross-legged. (To be continued.) )