Chapter Eighty-Five: It's All Noodles to Blame

"Ahh......h How can I wear a woman's clothes?"

Therefore Ming stroked the smooth and silky little skirt on his body, and the expression on his face was like squatting in the pit for three days but not pulling out the hair. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I gave it to you, do you want to thank me?"

Huanxi Sha said very flatly, and there was no more unnatural look on his face.

"Huh, we...... We...... Not...... Nothing happened, did it?"

Therefore Ming was embarrassed to death, a big man actually asked a woman such a question, which made it seem like the Huanxi Sand Overlord had a hard bow, what a shame!

But Gu Ming's intuition told him that there must be something between them, and he couldn't think of it, so he had to ask.

"Do you think something should happen between us? or do you want something to happen?"

Huanxi Sha once again flirted with Gu Ming without any scruples, which made her feel very funny, and she suddenly felt that it was a very wise decision not to kill this kid.

"I didn't ...... No...... It really didn't ...... There is no ......"

Therefore Ming found that his brain was now a mess, and the more he stirred, the more confused he became.

"What, no, I'm such a big beauty sitting next to you, and it's a lonely man and a widow here, you don't even have any thoughts about me, hmph, don't you look down on me!"

Huanxi Sha said angrily, like a little girl who was angry, she didn't know why she wanted to tease Gu Ming so much, maybe she felt the feeling of lost youth here in Gu Ming.

It felt like being a lover in love, but she didn't know because she had never experienced it.

"Oh? no, no...... No, no...... Yes...... No...... There is no ......"

So Ming was already incoherent, grabbing his hair with one hand and swinging his chest with the other, but he still couldn't explain clearly.

"Giggle......

Looking at Gu Ming's clumsy appearance, Huanxi Sha couldn't stop laughing.

At this moment, looking at the smiling Huanxi Sha, so Ming suddenly saw the figure of an innocent girl on her body.

Therefore Ming shook his head violently, Huanxi Sha is a love witch, how can she have such an innocent side!

The top priority is to quickly change this charming dress first, otherwise people will designate him as a perverted existence when he goes out.

Open the soul ring, so Ming hurriedly found a pure man's clothes, but the problem came again, although there are clothes, how can this be changed?

"You should change it, I've already seen what I shouldn't have seen anyway! If you're embarrassed, I can turn around, but I'll probably turn my head curiously!"

Huanxi Sha said seriously, maybe he couldn't stand it anymore after speaking, and almost laughed again.

This......

Therefore Ming felt that his worldview was a little collapsed, what kind of world is it now, I was afraid of being peeked at by a woman, and he even wanted to shout impulsively: "Just watch, who is afraid of whom!"

But he still held back, he felt that even if he really shouted out, he couldn't really change his clothes in front of her, wouldn't that be lifting a stone to shoot himself in the foot!

"Count you ruthless!"

So Ming muttered, and in Huanxi Sha's strange eyes, he put his clothes directly on his body, along with the women's clothes on his body.

Although he was a little bloated, wearing a man's clothes made Gu Ming feel that he had regained some self-esteem and regained some of his senses.

At this time, Gu Ming felt the changes in his body, and after a general inspection, he was stunned again, when did his Dan Chi become so big, it was nearly ten times larger than at the beginning, and that feeling of power almost made him want to roar.

Also, why is there a small Danchi next to his own Danchi?

In his feelings, the small Danchi was like the Danchi he had just started, and the barriers of the Danchi were obvious.

What's going on?

Therefore Ming instinctively looked at Huanxi Sha and wanted to ask what was going on, but he instinctively dispelled his thoughts, the female devil finally quieted down, but she couldn't arouse her desire to tease her anymore!

So Ming looked around, and as soon as he looked up, he saw that the lake below had undergone earth-shaking changes, and now there was only a small small lake left, and there were many exposed rocks at the bottom of the lake.

Could it be that he absorbed the totemic water here to constantly break the barrier of the Dan Pool in his body, but it doesn't make sense, why did he fall into a coma?

He vaguely remembered the ecstatic sound when he lost consciousness, and ......

Gu Ming didn't dare to speculate further, because he really didn't want to have any entanglement with Huanxi Sha, although she didn't give Gu Ming the feeling that was as terrible as the legendary love witch.

"Hey, what are you thinking, I'm hungry, do you have anything to eat?"

Huanxi Sha opened his mouth and said, although the totems can cultivate and have little need for food, they still need to replenish their energy regularly, not to mention that they have been in this third ruin for more than twenty days, even if Huanxi Sha breaks through Tengzong, they still feel a little hungry.

"Gollum ......"

It seemed to be in response to what Huanxi Sha said, and as soon as she finished speaking, before Gu Ming could speak, his stomach began to growl.

Therefore Ming's face turned red, but he didn't say anything, because he was indeed hungry, and his cultivation was Tengluo Realm, compared to Huanxi Sha, he was even more hungry now!

The trick generally took out the small stove he carried with him from the soul ring, and then Gu Ming took out the cooking ingredients in Huanxi Sha's surprised gaze, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and sugar, and then simple pots and pans......

"You...... You're not going to run a restaurant, are you? Isn't that a little too professional?"

The expression on Huanxi Sha's face at this time was quite exciting, as if he had discovered a new world.

"I am an orphan and have no home. ”

Therefore Ming said flatly, for him, these things he carries with him are his home.

Skillfully light the fire and boil the water, because there are no fresh ingredients, so Ming can only make some simple food, such as boiled noodles.

"The ......"

Because Gu Ming's answer was a little cold, Huanxi Sha didn't know what to say, as for comforting people, it wasn't her specialty, her specialty was killing!

Both of them felt a little embarrassed in their hearts, so neither of them said anything more.

Therefore Ming lowered his head to cook, and Huanxi Sha pretended to meditate.

Maybe it was because of hunger, or maybe because he couldn't calm down, Huanxisha still opened his eyes, watching Gu Ming skillfully boiling water, putting seasonings, chopping vegetables and sprinkling noodles, these originally very simple actions made Huanxisha couldn't help but look at it a few more times, because the person who completed these actions was only a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy.

In the average family, sixteen or seventeen-year-old children have just passed the New Year's ceremony, let alone cooking, and they can tell where the kitchen door is facing.

Huanxi Sha knows the law of the law of the jungle on the Totem Continent, and really doesn't know how an orphan like Gu Ming grew up.

Maybe it was because he felt something, and Huanxi Sha became even more silent.

At this moment, a strong aroma of rice wafted in, making her sniff fiercely.

"Come on, it's time to eat, wild vegetables and shrimp noodles, I don't know if you are used to eating or not. ”

Therefore, Ming put his face on the face and said lightly to Huanxi Sha.

Huanxisha's face turned red slightly, but because she was hungry, she couldn't care so much, so she took the bowl and ate it very unladylikely.

The lightness of the wild vegetables and the fishy aroma of the shrimp, coupled with the strong taste of the noodles, the most important reason is because of hunger, these factors add up, completely touched the taste buds of Huanxi Sha, making her instantly a super foodie!

And so Ming, looking at Huanxi Sha with a foodie face, I can't help but sigh a little, women, they are fickle, and the transformation from a love witch to a foodie only took one second!

The next moment, Gu Ming also turned into a foodie, because he was also hungry, maybe because he broke through the Danchi barrier and consumed a lot of energy in his body, or maybe because of excessive exercise in a coma, he was even more hungry.

At this moment, the only sound in the third ruin was the sound of chopsticks and bowls crashing at great speed, and the sound of frantic swallowing.

At the same time, the two of them even burned their tongues because the noodles were too hot, and they couldn't help but look at each other and laugh.

This laugh, chaos began to open.

This smile, seeing each other late, sympathizing with each other.

This smile is like two African refugees seeing a sorghum field!

......

A moment later.

"One more bowl!"

Huanxi Sha unceremoniously pushed the empty bowl forward, and yelled like a female man.

Looking at Gu Ming's strange eyes, Huanxi Sha incarnated as a foodie, and he began to blush a little.

"What do you see, don't hurry up and serve noodles to the old lady, be careful of the old lady...... In a fit of rage, I ...... you Feed you to Little Flower!"

Huanxisha didn't know where she learned the line "old lady", although the roar was a bit imposing, but the further back it went, the quieter the voice, and the more flushed her face was.

After all, taking other people's hands is short, and eating other people's mouths is soft!

And this scene fell in Gu Ming's eyes, and then he thought of the legend of the Huanxi Sand Love Witch, and almost didn't let him squirt the noodles in his mouth out of his nose......

"Okay, I'll give you a ...... Burst...... Serve ...... right away."

So Ming couldn't hold back in the end, and burst out laughing!

"You can laugh again!"

Huanxi Sha pointed at Gu Ming's nose with a dark face and roared.

"Don't laugh, definitely don't laugh, I just got stuck in my throat by a fish bone!"

This excuse is called a must, eating noodles can be stuck in the throat by fish bones, I'll ......

Hearing Gu Ming's explanation, Huan Xisha's face became even more ugly, but it was an excuse at best, she could only borrow the slope to get off the donkey, otherwise she would continue to make trouble...... The noodles are cold!

Hum!

"This girl just ate two bowls of noodles from you, you dare to laugh at me, how can you take such a big advantage......

The more Huanxi Sha thought about it, the more unbalanced her heart became, and the more she gobbled up the noodles when she ate them, releasing all the resentment in her heart to the noodles!

But while eating Huanxi Sha, he suddenly stopped, as if he had made up his mind in his heart, and suddenly looked directly at Gu Ming.

Feeling Huanxi Sha's gaze, so Ming felt a chill in his back, as if he had an ominous premonition.

"Listen, if you hadn't fallen in love with me when you broke through to Tengzong, I swore that I would kill you with my own hands!"

Huanxi Sha said very seriously.