Chapter 187: The Man Who Sees the Joke
Lance looked at Alvin's expression, disappointed. Lance, the www.biquge.info of the pen "Fun", really didn't expect Alvin to understand the benefits. However, for the sake of his own plan, he can only patiently explain:
"Come to think of it, we won. Idris is still your ally. If we are defeated, we will take refuge with you. When the remnants of our troops enter your Normanland settlement. Aren't we also a support army? Isn't it going to help you quell the civil strife? I'm sure you're looking forward to the war-baptized army. ”
"That's right!" Alvin immediately came to his senses, clapping his hands and applauding, "You have a point. ”
Lance said, "Do you sign this contract or not?"
Alvin immediately said, "Of course." ”
"Then sign it. ”
Alvin said at this time: "But I just asked the Duke of Aceh to sign it." Why did I sign with you?"
When Lance heard this, he felt funny in his heart: "Looking for the Duke of Aceh?
Duke Alvin said angrily, "What do you mean?"
Lance sighed and said, "Before the battle starts, you will find the Duke of Aceh to sign the contract after the defeat." Aren't you looking for a fight? Let me tell you, it's best for you to sign with me now. Because I'm a person who is on the inside and outside. I'm also Eve's best friend. It can ensure that this contract is valid. ”
Alvins thought about it, then finally nodded and said, "Okay then." I'll sign it with you. ”
"Okay, but it's a secret contract. Don't go around yelling. ”
Alvin nodded and said, "Yes! ”
So Lance drew up the contract and put it on the table. Both parties also signed the contract with fire paint. Then Alvin happily took the contract and left.
"Alas, one more thing. This is sitting in prison, but it feels like a strategist. Lance lay down on the straw mat, looked at the ceiling of the prison and said, "The person who hurt me is gone, and the next person is the person who watched my jokes." ”
Sure enough, Lance had just been lying down for a while. The prison gates opened again. This time, it was Edward, the son of Count Clay, and Duke, the old whore. When Lance saw his hippie smile, he ran in impatiently, and his heart was suddenly unhappy.
Lance knew that Edward had come to see the joke. But before Edward could open his mouth, Lance took the lead and said:
"Yo, isn't this Edward, the son of Count Clay? I heard that the demons have surrounded your Clay City. If you don't hurry back to save your father, why do you have time to come and see me? Oh!!I see, are you killing your father from the demons, so you can quickly inherit the position of earl. ”
Edward had carefully prepared the opening remarks to tease Lance, but he didn't expect to be directly blocked by Lance.
Edward said with a dull face, "You fart! Who said I wanted my father dead?"
Seeing Edward's face change greatly, Lance's previous depressed mood was also much more relaxed: "Haha, Edward, don't talk nonsense. Your father was in danger, but you came to see me in prison for the first time. Doesn't that mean that you care a little more about me than your father? Do you want to recognize me as a godfather?"
"You!"
Then Duke hurried to stop Edward, who was embarrassed, and whispered, "Good nephew, why should you be angry with such a dying man? ”
Edward's face relaxed at this time and said, "Uncle, you are right. I'm telling you, Lance! I'm not fighting with you, I'm here to tell you that you're in trouble, you're going to die! ”
Lance feigned a yawn and said, "Yo, when did this count's son become a soothsayer?" I also knew I was going to die. But why do I think I'm not going to die?"
Edward sneered, "Won't die?, Lance, you have offended the Duke of Aceh from head to toe." How is it possible not to die? haha. ”
Lance looked at Edward's uncle and nephew and laughed, and laughed too: "Hahaha. ”
Ed stopped laughing and asked, "What are you laughing at? We said you were dying! You can still laugh?"
"Am I dead?" said Lance, touching his neck, "My neck tells me that not only will I not be, but that I will live forever." ”
"What nonsense are you talking about!"
Lance sneered, "I'm talking nonsense, look at this old whore Duke next to you." He scolded the Duke of Aceh in front of him. He's alive and well. I didn't break the law in this matter, so why did Aceh kill me? Don't worry about you, I'll be out soon. ”
Duke, the old prostitute, was uncovered by Lance's black history, and this time he was speechless in shame. Edward angrily rebuked, "You can take advantage of your tongue now! I tell you that you will be beheaded in less than a week!"
"Hahaha!" Lance laughed, "How about we make a bet?"
Edward asked, "Bet, you're still betting when you're dying?"
Lance said, "Take it as a bet that I will be beheaded." I bet I'll get out of this prison tonight unscathed. ”
"Tonight?" Edward laughed as if he had heard a joke, "Don't be funny! Tonight? ”
"Regardless of whether he jokes or not, do you say to bet or not? Or are you too timid to bet?"
Edward immediately agreed, "Bet, gamble! So what's the stake?"
Lance said, "If I don't get out of prison tonight, tomorrow you will come to prison, and I will kowtow to you 100 times in front of everyone, and call you 100 grandpa." But if I go out tonight, you will kowtow to me 100 times in the court of the Duke of Aceh and call me 100 grandfathers. How?"
When the old prostitute Duke heard this, he hurriedly stopped Edward, who wanted to agree, and whispered, "I see that the boy is so sure, but I am afraid that there will be fraud." ”
Lance saw them whispering, presumably hesitating. Lance then said, "Look at you cowards. Not at all pleasant. Otherwise, if I lose, I will still kowtow 100 heads, and if you lose, I will kowtow 10. ”
When Edward heard this, he immediately agreed, "Okay!
Lance smiled and said, "Okay, you've finally had a good time." Do you dare to sign a contract with me?"
Edward disdainfully said, "Cut! My son of a dignified earl, am you still afraid that you will not succeed?"
Saying that, Lance drew up a contract: "Edward, come on, change your fire paint." ”
Without saying a word, Edward took out the fire paint and prepared to sign the contract. But Duke, the old whore, immediately stopped him and said, "Nephew, think twice." In case he makes something bad. ”
Edward pulled the old lewd Duke away and said, "Cut, be cowardly." He's a dying man, what am I afraid of?"
With that, Edward put fire paint on the contract. Then he took one of the contracts and said, "Then we'll see you tomorrow." Remember to take good care of your knees tonight. ”
Lance smiled and said, "I'll take good care of my ears." We are interested in kowtowing ten heads, but 100 voices grandpa I can wait for you to call. ”
"Cut, you have a hard mouth!" said Edward, and left with the people.
When the prison was calm again. Lance lay back on the straw again: "Look at the joke and go." The last one to come is the one who will let me go. (To be continued.) )