There is a small stone bridge at the foot of Mt. Wushan, and after the stone bridge, there are two erected door-shaped wooden stakes, and on the wooden stake there is a wooden sign the size of a diaper, and there are three big characters on the wild grass that few people can recognize, Oolong Temple!

Moreover, there is a piece next to the ear of the courtyard word, if you don't look carefully, you will definitely think that it is an oolong end!

It's over!

"I'm a mother!"

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"I'll go!"

Therefore, the Ming worldview collapsed.

"This is the gate of your Oolong Courtyard?"

Therefore Ming and Ram Fei grabbed Ouyang Xi's collar at the same time and lifted him up.

At this moment, what kind of respect for the old and love for the young, respect for teachers and education, that's all nonsense, now the two of them have the heart of Ouyang Xi's castration!

This is called a bit of a gap? This is called a bit of a decline? This is called keeping pace with the Dragon Academy?

I'll fuck your brother-in-law! This is deception, no, it's fraud, naked fraud, this is simply Nima's pyramid scheme!

"Well, you listen to me explain slowly......"

Ouyang Xi looked at the two of them like violent male protagonists caught in bed, and his heart was terrified to the extreme, he was really afraid that the two of them would do something unconscionable and unethical to him.

Moreover, this is still suspected of playing ***!

Ahem, it's far away......

Therefore Ming and Ram Fei didn't know how they would go next, anyway, their steps were unusually heavy, and Ouyang Xi weakly tidied up his messy clothes, bowed his head and was silent, no longer explaining, he knew that if he spoke again at this time, Yu Ming and Ram Fei could spray him into scum in an instant!

However, when the two of them really entered the Dragon Traveling Academy, they really felt a deep powerlessness.

His eyes changed from despair to dullness, and from sluggishness to numbness.

They never imagined that what was unfolding in front of their eyes was actually an academy!

More than a dozen thatched huts are intricate and dazzling, and more than 100 students are new and old, with yellow faces and thin muscles, and there are only a handful of teachers who have been weathered and have no skin!

If it weren't for the fact that these people were fairly normal, Ram Fei would have thought that he had gone to India, and if he hadn't come step by step, he would have thought that they had crossed over to a refugee camp in Europe.

Is this the so-called gap between the rich and the poor? This gap is a little too big!

But at this point, the raw rice has been cooked and cooked, and the two of them have no other choice, can they still go to Youlong Academy again with a dead face? Even if the ram Fei's skin is already thick to a certain extent, he can't make up his mind like that, he is thick-skinned, not shameless!

The world is impermanent, and it is true.

Originally, there was a special invitation letter, and there was originally a package with a little brother, but now, I'll wipe it!

In the face of cruel life, people always have to mature faster, for example, now, in less than a day, the two understand a kind of helplessness.

That is, marry a chicken and marry a dog!

"You guys live there, it's the best dormitory in our Oolong Academy, I used to live there, and now I'll let it go to you. ”

Ouyang Xi said in a low voice, knowing that he was a little ashamed, and he had to dedicate his old nest to it.

Because Ouyang Xi's face is darker, this dormitory has a very loud nickname, Little Black House!

"This ...... Is it appropriate?"

Therefore Ming and Ram Fei glanced at each other, looking at the somewhat old face in front of them, they suddenly thought about whether they should stay there.

Wouldn't it be too much?

After all, he is the dean, and he is an old man, and he looks so pitiful......

A minute later.

"This old man's bed is not bad, it turned out to be solid wood, I'm welcome!"

"Well, his old chair is okay, and he just let me bask in the sun. ”

"Be polite to him, that's cruelty to yourself!"

"Yes, if I could have compassion for him, I would not be a male, oh no, a ram!"

......

Three days later, the enrollment of Youlong Academy also ended.

Because of the appearance of the turmoil in the Ancient Ming Dynasty, everyone remembered the name of one person this time, a special invitation letter from the inner courtyard that had only one place in the Dragon Academy for a year, which made Elder Yuan, who was said to be in love with his life, scolded the legendary dean of the Dragon Academy, and let the mysterious dean come in person, but in the end he was abducted by the Oolong Academy, his name is Gu Ming.

The hometown is the same, and the sky is bright.

And it is precisely because of the emergence of the old Ming that the enrollment number of Oolong Academy this year broke the historical record and broke through the ...... for the first time Ten figures!

Yes, the Oolong Academy actually deceived eleven new students this year, cough cough, to correct it, it recruited eleven new students.

And that's not counting the old Ming and the ram flying.

Ouyang Xi naturally knew that this was the advertising effect brought by Gu Ming, so at this moment, even if he had moved out of the warm little black house and lived in a shack that leaked rain on all sides, he was willing.

On this day, when all the new students were enrolled, Ouyang Xi actually held a general meeting of teachers and students of the whole college in order to commemorate this historic turning point, commonly known as the student conference.

In the past, it wasn't that he didn't want to open it, but he couldn't open it at all, so he recruited one or two new students.

But this year is different, because this year they have recruited eleven new students, no, to be specific, it should be thirteen!

Don't underestimate this number, although it is not comparable to the huge Dragon Dragon Academy, but for the Oolong Academy with less than one hundred and ten people, it is equivalent to a climax of fifteen percent year-on-year growth!

This historic moment is certainly worth remembering!

So today they held a student conference, and Ouyang Xi also announced a piece of news that made all teachers and students excited to death, that is, on the day of the student conference, the school was in charge of food!

This sentence is a natural judgment for those students and teachers who usually don't have enough to eat!

"This year is a historic year, this year is a breakthrough year, and this year is a year in which we are about to take off! This year is so extraordinary, we must remember the heart!"

Ouyang Xi also dressed up for this speech today, and the few hairs he combed like a dog.

"Why is this year so commemorative, because this year we recruited thirteen fresh bloods, which broke all our previous records, so this is a historic moment and we must commemorate!"

Ouyang Xi was on a platform made of wooden planks, waving something suspected to be red underwear, gushing endlessly, spitting wildly.

The crowd in the audience was dazed and numb, because life had deceived them.

So Ming seemed to see a poem on their faces.

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious!

That's weird!

The reason why they came was to have a meal, and they were as hungry as hollow bamboo, could they be anxious?

"Do you know why this year is a year that we are destined to take off, it is because we have grabbed the special enrollment of Youlong Academy this year, and it is also the special enrollment of the inner courtyard! Isn't this worth your cheers, isn't it worth your excitement?"

Ouyang Xi was still waving his flag and shouting hard, but no one moved below.

"With special enrollment, you have endless meals, and it's free!"

Seeing that everyone still didn't react, Ouyang Xi added another sentence.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

In an instant, thunderous applause resounded through the heavens and the earth.

"Eh, no! I only heard about the free meal just now, who heard what Old Man Ouyang said before?

"yes, I've only heard the word free, and it's probably another bastard!"

"I seem to have heard something, the old man said something, he robbed the special enrollment of Youlong Academy or something. ”

"Really?"

"Holy, you're sure!"

"No, it won't!"

......

At this moment, because of the word free, everyone raised their heads curiously, and even some bold people had already shouted.

"You louder, we can't hear clearly!"

Hearing the students below shouting like this, Ouyang Xi was not angry, but secretly happy in his heart, looking as I expected, and then his eyes rolled, and he already had a good idea in his heart.

"Yes, please believe your ears, we have indeed grabbed the special enrollment of Youlong Academy this year, now please come to the stage to speak!"

Ouyang Xi pulled his throat and shouted emotionally.

"Is there really a special enrollment, it can't be this bastard who invited us to deceive us, right?"

"It doesn't matter if he is or not, even if he says that he will break the sky this time, Lao Tzu will never hand over a dime again!"

"I don't have any other requirements, as long as I have free food to eat, as for cultivation, he can't eat enough, who still has the strength to cultivate?"

So Ming walked through the crowd, listening to all kinds of rumors, his mood at the moment was indescribable, and the resentment in his heart was like an inflating balloon.

Didn't your sister grasp that she was on the cusp of the storm, and she also recruited students, so Ming found that he was now simply Ouyang Xi's bastard who used to engage in pyramid schemes, yes, advertisement!

If he has a chance, he has to settle these accounts with him well, and calculate them fiercely!

And so Ming found that from meeting the old man to the ram flying to the black-faced bastard in front of him, his personality seems to be slowly changing, and he can't tell the specifics, as if he ...... It seems like......

Seems to be a bit ...... Off-track!

So Ming went to the podium in such a cranky way, but when he saw the eyes like hungry wolves underneath, so Ming was not calm again.

Then his eyes are still looking at people, he is clearly looking at food, free food!

A thousand words are speechless in an instant, and thousands of strands run naked in an instant!

How can these people's eyes be so sharp, even much stronger than that Sima Bai, damn it, can they also smell the smell of money, can they also smell the smell of my 1.5 million gold coins?

Oh, buy a dog!

"Our glorious special enrollment, let's say something!"

Seeing that Gu Ming's expression was a little wrong, Ouyang Xi urged.

Your sister, tell me a bird's egg! Where else does he have anything to say at the moment, his heart is full of worry!

But since it's up, let's say a word!

"Ahem, hello everyone, my name is Gu Ming, under my strong recommendation, the dean finally decided to invite everyone to eat braised pork at noon today, everyone must eat and drink well!"

So Ming said with a smile.

When Ouyang Xi heard this, his eyes rolled and he fainted.

The audience burst into applause several times stronger than before, deafening! )