In one of the rooms of the Golden Merry

"Xiao Yuan, did you hear any strange sounds?"

A fat figure slowly got up from the big bed, shook his dizzy head, rubbed his worried eyes, and seemed to hear some strange and noisy sound, and woke himself up from his sleep.

It was Lu Xiaowei, who looked around through the window of his room, looking for the source of the strange sound.

"What? strange sounds?"

Hearing Lu Xiaowei's question, Mu Xinyuan was a little puzzled, but he also got up on the bed, moved his ears slightly, and listened to the strange voice that Xiaowei finally said.

"Ah~ah~ Ya Yan Butterfly ......"

A moaning sound drifted into his ears intermittently, Mu Xinyuan was startled, and his eyes changed, this, delicate and slight, revealing charming, but with a majesty exclusive to men, it is magical. Not only that, but the sound quality is very good, and it can be called lossless.

What's more, this voice gives me a very familiar feeling, as if it often lingers in my ears, this, this voice seems to be......

"It's the boss!"

Lu Xiaowei seemed to have discovered something, covered his mouth with two fat hands, and exclaimed. The original pair of thin line eyes were much thicker, and the eyes were full of surprise, doubt, and a hint of joy.

"It's the boss's voice, yes. ”

Mu Xinyuan also discovered that this strange sound definitely came from the boss's mouth, and the boss's voice was all too familiar to them.

However, what made Mu Xinyuan a little puzzled was what happened to the boss that made the boss moan like this.

Lu Xiaowei on the side was smiling "hehe", the expression on his face was extremely obscene, it was obvious that he had associated Wu Hao's strange voice with something filthy.

"Ahem, Xiaoyuan, let's go take a look. Lu Xiaowei coughed lightly, but the expression on his face had already changed to a serious one, and he said to Mu Xinyuan seriously, "Maybe something happened to the boss, I'm a little worried." ”

Mu Xinyuan nodded, agreeing with Xiao Wei's opinion, and at the same time, he quickly put on his clothes. On the side, the corners of Lu Xiaowei's mouth raised a strange amplitude, hey, hey, boss, you must be lonely......

Soon, the two of them had already dressed up, walked out of the door of the room, and rushed to where Wu Hao was.

"Wait, Xiaoyuan, let's go up quietly. ”

Just when Mu Xinyuan was about to approach Wu Hao, Lu Xiaowei grabbed his clothes and said with a straight face,

"I don't know what will be ahead, just in case, we sneak up there. ”

After speaking, he pulled Mu Xinyuan down behind him and walked forward gently step by step, and Mu Xinyuan listened to Lu Xiaowei's words and felt that it made sense, so he secretly stepped forward with Lu Xiaowei.

"Ah~ah~"

As the two continued to advance, Wu Hao's moaning sound became clearer and clearer, and Lu Xiaowei's face also showed a strange smile.

10 meters... 7 meters... 5 meters...

arrived, the two had successfully arrived at their destination - Wu Hao's hammock, and Wu Hao's figure was also presented in front of the two at this time.

This back is still that majestic, and the shoulders are still that thick, but unlike usual, this back is trembling a little irregularly with the moans in Wu Hao's mouth at this time.

Lu Xiaowei smiled slightly, boss, you are really ......-

You ask me how much I love you.

A product of Qi training... The Five Qualities of Qi Training... Building a foundation... Building the foundation of the five products...

First Order Black Iron Fighter... Fifth-Order Black Iron Fighter... First Order Bronze Fighter... Fifth-Order Bronze Fighter...

One-star apprentice magician... Five-Star Apprentice Magician... One-star junior magician... Five-star junior magician...

A large amount of incense belief was converted into experience points, Wu Hao only felt that his cultivation realm was rapidly pushed up, and the three forces in his body formed a vein of their own, running in their own way, but they were growing simultaneously, breaking through one realm bottleneck after another like a rocket.

Soon, the speed of the breakthrough became slower and slower, and finally stopped moving forward when the realm of the foundation was built, but the comfort of the realm breakthrough still wrapped Wu Hao's whole body, causing Wu Hao to moan constantly, and his whole body was trembling autonomously.

Gradually, the comfort slowly dissipated, Wu Hao slowly opened his eyes, and at this moment,

"Boss, the lonely empty court is late in spring, and the pretty left-handed girl is good!"

Wu Hao saw an obese figure suddenly jump in front of him, with his hands on his waist, a serious face, sharp eyes looking directly at him, and shouting in his mouth,

"A small masturbation is pleasant, a big masturbation hurts the body, and the strong masturbation is gone!"

This figure is Lu Xiaowei who came secretly, and there is a figure behind him, which is Mu Xinyuan. At this time, Mu Xinyuan was confused, scratched the back of his head with his right hand, and looked at Lu Xiaowei in front of him suspiciously, what do you mean by this, why don't I understand it at all?

And Wu Hao was also stunned by Lu Xiaowei's sudden words, but Wu Hao quickly grasped the key words of the two sentences, that is, "masturbation"! After a slight turn in his mind, Wu Hao had already understood the meaning of Lu Xiaowei's words.

Axi, you damn Lu Xiaowei, you dare to mock me!? Wu Hao really wants to screw off Lu Xiaowei's head and kick it as a ball at this time, you are just jerking off! You open your eyes and look carefully, I'm a good boy who is pure and undirty, okay?!

And Lu Xiaowei also discovered at this time that the reason for Wu Hao's moaning was not the filthy thing he thought, the fat face was "brushed" white, and cold sweat was left from the hair gap and the back of the shoulders.

"Boss, uh, that, what do you think of the rhetoric of my new work, with your professional vision, it's okay. ”

Lu Xiaowei hurriedly pretended to be ignorant and asked Wu Hao with an innocent face. And how can this little trick fool Wu Hao?

"Oh, really? I think it's good, it's rhyme, it's harmonious, it's literary. ”

Wu Hao smiled slightly, but he was like a devil.

"Oh, yes, it's a blessing for me to be praised by the boss. Lu Xiaowei hurriedly responded with a smile and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, "Then I won't disturb the boss to rest, I'll ...... Oops!"

There was a cry of pain, followed by a ball of meat rolling on the deck.

"Just go, why do you have to leave mellowly. ”

Wu Hao slowly put away Fang Cai and kicked Lu Xiaowei's right foot hard, still with a peaceful smile on his face.

And Lu Xiaowei didn't stand up, but borrowed his strength to continue to leave mellowly, the murderous aura here is too strong, I have to avoid it quickly.

At this point, Lu Xiaowei appeared gorgeously and stepped off the stage, while Mu Xinyuan focused on watching all this in a daze.

At this time, Wu Hao didn't pay attention to these, because there was a crisp system prompt sound in his mind.

"Ding~ The first step in cultivating immortals, I have a part of the exercises. The host successfully cultivates the Supreme Dao Recipe Huang Ting's Inner Jing Sutra, and rewards the Intermediate Dao Method—Dead Wood Rejuvenation. ”

Dead Wood Rejuvenation: Intermediate Dao Method, a good wood-based healing spell, can have an extremely powerful healing effect for monks below the realm of cultivation, and is a must-have technique for home travel.

Wu Hao's face was happy, before he ascended to immortal, there were only three levels of Dao Method, that is, low-level, intermediate, and high-level Dao Method, although each level of Dao Law was strong and weak, but Wu Hao could be sure that the dead wood rejuvenation he obtained was definitely one of the more powerful intermediate Dao Methods.

However, before Wu Hao was happy, the prompt came to greet Wu Hao again.

"Ding~ Little side quest, little immortal cultivator, open. ”

Side Quest: Little Immortal Cultivator

Brief Introduction: The host has successfully cultivated the Supreme Dao Recipe "Huang Ting Neijing Sutra" and has taken the first step on the path of cultivating immortals. But how long the road to cultivating immortals is, and there is still a long road ahead, so you must set a short-term goal for yourself.

Requirements: Cultivate within two months to reach the realm of transforming gods,

Difficulty: Low

Reward: Merit +2000

Punishment for failure: As a righteous official of the Heavenly Court, he is still an ordinary cultivation scumbag, and he is not worthy of his identity. If the task fails, all attributes are cleared to zero.

"Hiss~"

Wu Hao gasped, Transformation Realm? This is the fifth realm, he is only the foundation building nine products now, and there are two great realms of Jindan and Yuanying on it, and only by crossing these two great realms can he step into the realm of transforming gods. Even if you have a system, it's hard to do it.

Not only that, but this punishment will be attribute zero, which doesn't seem to be as bloody and cruel as erasure, but it's even more unpleasant.

There is a good saying, the biggest regret in life is that people die and the money has not been spent, and the greatest sorrow in life is that the money has not been spent before the person dies.

Wu Hao looked bitter, people are not as good as the system, the system knows this well, erasing yourself is the first half of the sentence, clearing the attribute is the second half of the sentence, clever. Of course, Wu Hao will not give up, how many winds and waves have come over in front of him, are you still afraid that this little thing will not be successful?

Having made up his mind, Wu Hao straightened his clothes, got a haircut, and then lay back on the hammock and continued to sleep. Don't ask me why, don't you know that if you don't have enough rest, you won't have enough energy? Rest is the mother of cultivation.

Soon, Wu Hao had already slept peacefully.

Golden Merry, the head of the sheep,

Two figures, one fat and one thin, one tall and one short, leaned lazily against the railing. The breeze was blowing on them, the sun was shining on them, and at this moment, it was very peaceful.

"Hi, Ruth. Lu Xiaowei stared into Mu Xinyuan's eyes, "I'm here to find you." ”

"Jack. Mu Xinyuan turned his head sideways and looked at Lu Xiaowei as well.

"Give me your hand. Lu Xiaowei said in a low voice, taking over Mu Xinyuan's right hand, "Close your eyes and hurry up." ”

Mu Xinyuan closed his eyes slightly, and followed Lu Xiaowei's hand.

"Hold on to the railing, close your eyes, don't peek. ”

Lu Xiaowei helped Mu Xinyuan to the railing, and Mu Xinyuan's feet gently stepped on the bottom railing.

myheartwillgoonandon，thereissomelovethatwillnotgoaway......

The familiar melody seemed to ring in the ears of the two.

"Okay, open your eyes. ”

Lu Xiaowei gently raised Mu Xinyuan's arms and said in his ear.

"Jack, I'm flying. ”

Mu Xinyuan slowly opened his eyes, a look of surprise, the breeze blowing his cheeks and hair, making him feel very appropriate.

"Youjump, iJump. Lu Xiaowei said softly.

“youjump，ijump。 Mu Xinyuan also responded softly.

"Smack. ”

The next moment, there was a sound of falling water, followed by a burst of laughter.

"Hahaha, I won't jump if you jump. Lu Xiaowei looked at Mu Xinyuan, who was kicked into the river by himself, holding his stomach, and looking like he couldn't help but smile.

“...... Lu Xiaowei, you wait for me. Mu Xinyuan wiped the river water on his face, his cold face also changed color slightly, and as soon as the small universe on his body exploded, he jumped back on the Golden Merry.

"Lu Xiaowei, I'll let you kick me. Mu Xinyuan walked towards Lu Xiaowei with an angry face.

"Xiao Yuan, do you believe that there are mermaids in this world?"

didn't beg for mercy, didn't dodge, but Lu Xiaowei suddenly said loudly, looking at Mu Xinyuan's eyes with a straight face.

"What?mermaid?" Mu Xinyuan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly mentioned what the hell is a mermaid?

"Bang"

At that moment, a sound was heard, and a place in the Amazon River suddenly exploded.

As soon as Mu Xinyuan turned around in horror, he saw the scene in front of him.

In the sky, a figure appeared in front of him, golden hair fluttering in the wind, blue eyes full of tenderness, the upper body seemed to be a human body, but the lower body was like the hem of a fish full of scales, leaping in the air in a graceful posture, splashing water splashing in the sunlight.

"Wait, something seems wrong?!"

PS: Great, do you believe that there are collections and recommendations in this world?

I believe, youjump, ijump.

Although Qingming is a few days off, it is also very busy, so I didn't add anything more, everyone, I'm sorry.