Chapter 03: Wendou
At dawn the next day, Ling Huan was in a daze and was awakened by the sound of quarrels in the front hall.
"Now that Ling Huan has come back to life, he should participate in the Wendou today. What about people, let him get out immediately, this son is still afraid that he will play dead again. "Shan Zhongtian's unique, proud drum noise came clearly.
"You...... You're spewing blood. Secysh's angry voice.
This guy is so anxious, he must not have evolved well, Lao Tzu will come and see what color your monkey belly is. Ling Huan smiled evilly, immediately got up and washed, and walked quickly to the front hall.
Shan Zhongtian sent someone to spy on Sai Xi Shi last night, he was afraid that Sai Xi Shi would flee after burying Ling Huan at night.
But when he arrived at the Ling family's baked cake shop in the early morning, his subordinates reported that Ling Huan had come back from the dead, and then he was confirmed from Sai Xishi's mouth, and his mood was predictably bad. In addition, he had torn his face with Sai Xishi last night, so he had no scruples.
"Have you ever seen a person who can come back to life after being poisoned by a poisonous snake for a day?" Shan Zhongtian immediately sneered and said: "Hmph, no matter how he Ling Huan pretends to be dead, today's cultural fight is imperative, and this young man wants to stare at him to see what tricks he can play." ”
"Early in the morning, where is this dog barking polluting the environment, worse than industrial pollution. Ling Huan appeared in the front hall leisurely, and said with an exaggerated expression: "Hey, isn't this a single soul born who shocked the Tang Dynasty? Ahem...... Single Soul Sheng, please turn down the resolution on your face, I don't have to work hard to recognize it. ”
What is the resolution? Although Sai Xi Shi didn't understand, he had a tendency to laugh. At this time, she had already taken off her filial piety clothes, put on a simple coarse cloth skirt, and stood aside, but she could not hide her stunning demeanor.
"You ......" In the front hall, a young man who stood proudly, with long sleeves and slanted eyebrows, immediately looked at Ling Huan coldly, and said with a sneering face: "Ling Huan, you came just right, go, follow this son to the Hanxian Wen Arena and compete." ”
What are you in a hurry for, a rat, are you in a hurry to go home and make a hole?
Ling Huan said with a hippie smile: "Sao Rui, I haven't eaten yet, you are a dignified soul born in a single soul, how can you deliberately let me go hungry to participate in the Wendou, this is very misunderstood." Oh yes, by the way, a little question, Ling Tang is Ling Zun's cousin?"
Ben Gongzi has heard of boiling water and flowers, but he has never heard of burning stamen, this Ling Erlang is so shameless. Shan Zhongtian pretended not to care and waved his hand generously: "No problem, you slowly burn well." ”
Hmph, what about my mother being my father's cousin. If you want to please Ben Gongzi, Ben Gongzi will still kill you in the literary fight. Shan Zhongtian raised his chin, turned around and left proudly.
Ling Huan looked coldly at Shan Zhongtian leaving, his eyes were suddenly cold and piercing, and he turned around after a long time, and saw Sai Xi Shi looking at himself with extremely complicated eyes, so he said solemnly with an unprecedented attitude: "Sister Xi Shi, don't worry, as long as I have a breath, I will never allow you to suffer a little grievance." Let's go to eat, and after dinner, we go to fight cockroaches (single). ”
Is he still the same hippie smiling face, Ling Huan who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to learn? Sai Xishi's heart trembled, and he looked at the young man who was both familiar and unfamiliar, but he was still the same person, but his eyes became deep and bright, full of sunshine-like confidence, calm and wise, like an elegant and indifferent wise man, and the front and back were like two people.
Is it bad, causing her to be suspicious? Ling Huan was shocked when she saw this, and then smiled with a shy face: "Hey, sister, what kind of eyes do you have." The younger brother is still young and his mind is not strong, and I will be proud to be admired by you. ”
Could it be a hallucination just now, how did he become frivolous again? The look of confusion in Sai Xi Shi's eyes was fleeting, and he solemnly reminded: "Although it is a literary fight, Ling Huan, you must not despise it, it doesn't matter if you lose the silver taels, beware of the plot of the villain." ”
Hmph, what is a villain, Lao Tzu will make him a demon later. Ling Huan sneered disdainfully: "Shan Zhongtian is a good fate, born in a wealthy family, if it is according to the real level, he is not qualified to be my footpad." ”
At the same time, he secretly screamed in his heart that it was so dangerous that he almost made Sai Xishi see the flaw, and it was better to be careful in his future actions.
"It's better for you to be careful, after all, Shan Zhongtian's soul generation famous song, the song of sending a wife, is praised by the world, which shows that his piano attainments should not be underestimated. Sai Xishi muttered a long sigh, a trace of worry flashed between his eyebrows, and he painstakingly persuaded Ling Huan.
What's so great about the soul birth, it makes Lao Tzu unhappy and makes him an extramarital child. Ling Huan never believed that he would be weaker than Shan Zhongtian in qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, in the modern metropolis, he is a leader in literature and art, not to mention, in this otherworldly ancient times where he does not know Tang poetry and Song lyrics.
Of course, it is impossible for Ling Huan to follow the invincible forces, after all, as Sai Xishi said, that guy is an authentic soul life, and the powerful soul power can be fascinating, and only outwitting is the best policy.
The breakfast was the same as last night's gruel and baked cakes, but the number was doubled, probably because Sai Xishi considered that Ling Huan was going to participate in the Wendou, and the Wendou was a matter of great mental and physical strength after all.
After breakfast, under the cleaning up of Sai Xishi, the two of them set off to the Hanxian Wendou Arena in "full costumes". Among the people who accompanied him, there were also neighbors who were good friends with the Ling family, and these people did not go to see the excitement, but to cheer up Ling Huan.
In addition, there were a few strangers hanging from afar, looking at the sneaky appearance, I was afraid that it was a cronie sent by Shan Zhongtian. Shan Zhongtian has not appeared since he appeared in the morning, and with his temperament, it is impossible not to monitor Ling Huan.
Although the Lantern Festival has passed, the temperature in Hanxian County is still very low, but the sky is also clear.
This is the first time Ling Huan has come into contact with the things of this era, walking on the official road to the county seat, the scenery along the way is extremely simple, and the air is also very fresh, but the atmosphere is extremely depressing.
People are worried about Ling Huan, Shan Zhongtian is very well-known in Hanxian County, he belongs to the kind of big man who is in the limelight, and his strong strength is the existence that people look up to. Ling Huan is just an ordinary white-bodied student, as long as he is a little sensible, anyone who is a little rational will think that Ling Huan will undoubtedly lose, even Sai Xishi is no exception.
When everyone walked to the Hanxian Wendou Arena, they were stunned to find that there were a lot of people watching the battle, most of them were scholars and young women. Of course, the purpose of these people is not to watch the dragon and tiger fight, but to see the excitement, and to experience the "fascinated" piano for themselves.
As ordinary people, people only know that the soul is born in a state of fascination when performing a work, but they have never seen it.
If it is a martial fight, ordinary people will never dare to go to the scene in person, and the powerful soul power is enough to seriously injure people, after all, everyone is afraid of being injured by mistake.
But Wendou is different, the soul music will only make people feel so happy that they will be fascinated, and will not hurt their lives, no one wants to miss such a good opportunity, especially those deep boudoir girls who are pregnant with spring, they are even more yearning.
When he arrived at the Wendou platform, Sai Xishi pulled Ling Huan and insisted that he salute respectfully to a statue on the stage, to Ling Huan's astonishment, the statue turned out to be a beautiful woman with a human head and a snake body, which was extremely similar to the legendary Nuwa in the legend of the earth, and he understood that this was the holy image of the legendary super saint - the Xuannu Fairy.
Ling Huan still admired her very much, in this specious ancient world, it was not easy for the other party to create a soul power that would benefit the people of the world immensely.
Shan Zhongtian ascended to the high cultural arena early before the cultural fight began, and waved to everyone in the audience in a coquettish manner.
He had no beard, a fluttering robe, and a smile on his face, and the indescribable chic taste of his demeanor suddenly became the attention of everyone, attracting the girls in the audience, who squeezed to the front of the stage like crazy, and kept screaming to him, and for a while the voice of the warbler and the swallow was extremely pleasant.
"Shan Gongzi, you are so handsome!"
"Single Soul Birth, we support you!"
"That Ling family is not qualified to challenge the son at all!"
"Shan Gongzi, you must deduce, a mesmerizing divine comedy-"
Their melodious and beautiful words became extremely harsh in Sai Xishi's ears, and it also filled her with a kind of tragedy and despair of dying.
Wet, women's crazy idolatry is not unique to modern times, but is the same in every age. Ling Huan shook his head sullenly, Hmph, I'll let you see later, how Lao Tzu, a little person, counterattacked and became a male god.
"I think you all know what's going to happen, yes, there's a megalomaniacal clown who challenged me to compete with me on the piano. This person is afraid that he has already heard of it, yes, he is the Ling family's second lang of baked cakes - Ling Huan. While enjoying the feeling of the stars holding the moon, Shan Zhongtian frequently clasped his fists and saluted the audience.
After showing off fiercely, he pointed at Ling Huan unsatisfactorily, and said arrogantly: "Ling family boy, when the matter is approaching, are you cowardly and have no courage to take the stage?"