Chapter III, Section 15
This series of answers, in fact, was that he was confirming my identity, and now that his doubts were completely dispelled, he smiled slightly and said, "Ah, it turned out to be a messenger." ”
was directly called by him to break the identity, and I trembled in shock, it seems that this insect master is far from being as simple as I thought.
"Who are you?"
"I used to be a messenger for decades, but then I resigned. ”
"Ah, you're a messenger too, why didn't anyone tell me I could quit this job? ”
The insect master smiled, and said with a face full of disdain: "A newcomer who has not been talented for a long time, right?
Also, I received 10 million from Mr. Zhang a while ago, didn't I think about the idea of resignation, with vested interests, who else would work for a noble idea?
"Eh, Master Worm, tell my little brother, how can I resign? If those melons dare to bully me again, I will stop doing it. ”
"It's not that easy. If you want to resign, you have to have a very high reputation, and you have to give up everything you have, have you done this? Okay, don't worry about it, or tell me about your business. ”
Why don't the good guys have any advantage, but the bad guys can exploit all kinds of loopholes? It's so unfair.
With extreme helplessness about reality, I began to tell the insect master about the reason for buying silkworms, and by the way, I told him about my plan and asked him to analyze it. I told him that I was going to trick He Lei into raising these silkworms first, and then alluded to the role of silk to her through the movie, and when she understood a little, I would go to the cemetery to wait for the black cat and burn the silk.
The insect master couldn't help but shake his head when he heard my plan, and finally couldn't help but interrupt me: "Guawa, if you go and wait for the black cat, when will it be? Besides, your metaphor is too obvious, even if it doesn't reach the level of violating the rules of secrecy, heaven will deduct your virtue because of it, you know?"
"Nobody really told me about it. Do you think it's useful, and why don't I feel any effect on me?"
"I don't think it's important now, I'll know when you're dead. If you don't care, then even if I don't say it, you can do whatever you want. ”
It seems that there are a lot of things that the stinky didn't tell me, and she didn't even tell me such important information, this is simply murder, okay?
"Master Worm, don't be angry. I don't know anything, and I'm counting on you to mention more. ”
It was a surprise to meet a retired messenger this time, and if I could get his guidance, I don't know how many detours I would have to take in the future. So I could only keep my voice down, hoping to win the old messenger's favor.
"Guawa, I see that you are not bad-hearted, and I am willing to help you. ”
The insect master came up to me and told me his thoughts very mysteriously. He asked me to lie to He Lei that I knew a yin and yang master, and tricked her into going to divination and ask for divination. And the insect master is responsible for pretending to be this master, and in the name of fortune-telling, the insect master can arrange He Lei to complete the required steps.
"That's a good idea, but what about cats? The most troublesome question is the black cat, if it doesn't show up for a year and a half, will we really spend a year there?"
"It's not difficult, and I can help you with that. ”
"Tell me what? ”
"You can't know, you know, it's useless. ”
Why do I think something is wrong, this worm seems to be too enthusiastic, right? Since he has chosen to retire, why is he still so concerned about these things?
"Master Worm, what are the conditions for you to help me like this?"
I think it's better to ask clearly, in case his purpose is not pure, and he wants me to do something for him, I agree so rashly, wouldn't it be self-defeating.
When I asked, the insect master actually showed a slightly embarrassed look, and said with a dry smile: "We are all peers, so I will say it directly." If this happens, will you have to pay some money for assistance?"
"This~"
After finalizing the plan with the insect master, I left disappointed with more than 20 silkworms. I thought I had met a master who regarded money as dung and was not stained by mud, but I didn't expect it to be as vulgar as me.
Since the matter has risen to the level of business, I have nothing to be embarrassed about, I took his silkworms for nothing, and copied a large bag of mulberry leaves.
But then again, I learned a lot of important information from him this morning, which is not something that can be learned anywhere, and that alone is worth the expense.
In fact, there are many gaps in the work of the Messenger, depending on whether your brain is active enough.
It turns out that the vast majority of messengers are not alone, they will accept one or two apprentices with them, and when necessary, these apprentices can play an important role, and you can't do many things, but you can use the edge ball style lies to entrust the apprentices to do. In this way, you can save a lot of trouble, so as to get twice the result with half the effort.
However, this apprentice also has drawbacks, from now on you are equivalent to one more follower who will be deceived for a long time, and you need to keep him in a state where he seems to understand something, but does not understand anything. Because if you talk too much, you will violate the confidentiality regulations, and if you say that there are fewer apprentices, you will feel that there is no future and no interest, so those who can accept apprentices are scheming and very deep messengers.
After he said this, I suddenly realized, it turns out that the reason why those zombie Taoist and exorcist masters brought an apprentice is here, then these apprentices are really miserable.
But fortunately, these messengers will usually secretly save some money for these apprentices, and they will take it out when the fate of master and apprentice is over, even if they don't give anyone any real skills, at least they have to solve their future plans. Generally, most of the people who choose this kind of mysterious practice as apprentices are because they are embarrassed and helpless, and their livelihood is hopeless, and they can achieve their goal by getting a sum of money.
When Mrs. Hu saw me come back with a box of caterpillars, she was a little surprised, and asked me what I was doing with these insects. From her words, I could tell that this Mrs. Kuo estimated that her childhood was quite boring, and she didn't even know silkworms. It wasn't until I told her that these were silkworms that could spin silk and form cocoons, and she was surprised and said, "Ah, these are silkworms? I remember that it wasn't winged moths that spin silk and cocoons?"
"Mrs. Hu, I'm curious, what did you play when you were a child?"
She was a little confused when asked, and replied in surprise: "Most of the time, I follow my parents to attend drinking parties and forums, and the time is relatively tight." In my spare time, I'm just playing on the golf course in the backyard of my home, so what's wrong?"
"Then it's not surprising that those of us who play with silkworms can have a urine and mud in the backyard at home. ”
How do you say you can communicate with these rich people? The points of interest are not together, can you talk about them?
I was about to go back to my room with the box, and it happened that Zhang Yu came out of the bedroom, saw the silkworm in the box, and asked, "What is this?"
"It's a silkworm, the one that loves to eat mulberry leaves and can spin silk and form cocoons. "My sweat, have these mother and daughter ever gone to school? I haven't eaten pork, haven't I seen a pig hum?
Unexpectedly, Zhang Yu suddenly seemed to be interested, and actually came to the front to take a closer look curiously.
Hey, that's good, I've lived in your house for a few days, and you don't care, a few silkworms attract you, and my charm is not as good as these fat little heads.
After looking at it for a while, she looked up and asked me, "Did you buy it?"
"Raise and play, and reminisce about your childhood. What's wrong?"
"Can you give me a few?"
So I can still say no? After so many days, I was counting on having something to do with her, oh, no, there was a little intersection, and everyone ignored it, and now that the opportunity is in front of me, Guapi will be hypocritical.
"Okay, but do you know how to raise it?"
Zhang Yu shook his head.
I cursed in my heart, "That's stupid. But I'm glad you're stupid, otherwise I wouldn't have taken advantage of it. ”
I asked her to find a small box, took out a little mulberry leaf and spread it inside, and then picked four smaller ones from my box and put them in. The rest of the mulberry leaves were put away by me, and I will need to rely on these to bring me closer to her in the future.
From this day on, my work has improved, Zhang Yu began to frequently come to me for her silkworm baby, asking for mulberry leaves for a while and consulting skills.
This girl is indeed different from the boy, even if she raises a silkworm is extremely hypocritical, she in order to let the silkworm baby have a good living environment, she also spent money to buy a high-grade reptile pet box, even the mulberry leaves for feeding have to be washed with imported mineral water, I don't know how the silkworm feels, anyway, I am quite envious.
Under her such high-end breeding, these silkworm babies finally began to strain, and finally I couldn't stand it anymore, so I reminded me: "Comrade, these things are not as fragile as you think, if you protect them like this, it is estimated that they will not live long." ”
Here he is teaching Zhang Yu the stunt of raising silkworms, and on the other hand, he is also hurrying to prepare for the arrangement to deceive He Lei. What kind of life am I?
With my heavy financial support, the insect master quickly made all the preparations. After receiving his call, I took He Lei to the trap we had preset.
After coming to the address that the insect master told me, I understood the reason why he spent a lot of money these days.
This old guy actually took my money, rented an office in a high-end office building in the city, opened a numerology consulting studio, and the most infuriating thing is that he actually hired a young female secretary.
The secretary was wearing a low-cut suit, and his deep career line was exposed to the outside, and as soon as he saw us walk in, he asked with a professional smile: "Hello, do you have an appointment?"
I replied angrily: "Yes, my surname is Wei." ”
The female secretary rummaged through the record book, I was so angry in my heart, what are you doing, who else can come besides me after the door is open for a few days.
After the female secretary found out my name, she said enthusiastically: "Mr. Wei Tengyuan, your appointment time has been almost half an hour. Wait a little longer, I'll ask first, does Master Jia still have time!"
With that, she got up and went inside. The nameless fire in my heart rushed out, and Master Jia, isn't this just telling others that he is, a fake master? This guy is really unkind, taking my money to buy dignity for himself.
After such a set of death processes, we finally met this "Master Jia".
As soon as I entered the room, I saw that the insect master was wearing a plain robe, sitting on the blanket in the middle of the room and meditating with his eyes closed, the green smoke curling in the incense burner around him, and the whole room was filled with the smell of sandalwood.
Seeing his fake ****, I can't wait to go up and kick him.
"Master Jia" closed his eyes, and after noticing us coming in, he said leisurely: "If it weren't for your sincerity, the old man would have thanked him today." ”
Don't say it, his style is really bluffing, and he has a little bit of Yin and Yang master. But I know what he is, so I feel like I can do it no matter how I look at it.
Although I didn't like it in my heart, I still had to act, so I smiled and said, "Yes, yes." Master Jia, forgive me, this traffic is really bad now, otherwise we wouldn't be late. Forgive me, forgive me. ”
"Well, you don't mean to. It's this lady who wants to ask about numerology?"
"Yes, yes. This is my friend, and I want to ask you to push me about it. ”
Master Jia opened his eyes slightly and looked at them for a moment, then closed them again, and continued to drag his voice and said, "You can go out." ”
Oh, this is going to drive me out, so easy for me to meet a colleague, and it is such a rare learning opportunity, how can I miss it, so I pretended to explain: "Master, we are together, I will stay and listen, and I will not disturb you." ”
"Numerology deduction involves heavenly opportunities, and it cannot be known to outsiders, so Mr. Wei should come out. ”
I glared at the insect master fiercely, and reluctantly exited the room, this guy didn't know what to do, how could this plan be different from what I expected.
Boredom, I had to tease the female secretary at the front desk to pass the time, lying on her desk and peeking at her neckline while chatting.
After chatting, I learned that this female secretary was actually an authentic undergraduate, originally she was working in another company in this office building, once passing by this office, I happened to meet Master Jia, and the two chatted to know that this Master Jia turned out to be a fortune teller, rented an office here, and was going to open a fortune-telling company.
After Master Jia promised to open for free, she calculated a hexagram out of curiosity, but she didn't expect this master to fulfill every word, tell a lot of her past, and even predict that she would have a catastrophe in the afternoon. But after all, she is highly educated, and she doesn't believe in these fortune-telling and divination things from the bottom of her heart, she only thinks that they are some tricks, anyway, she doesn't want money to listen to it and relieve her boredom. But in the afternoon, she really encountered a catastrophe, and lost a very important report of the company, so she had no choice but to ask Master Jia here, and after some calculations, he really helped her find those documents, and then she believed it completely, so she resolutely quit her job and came here to be a secretary at the request of Master Jia.
I listened to it in a cold sweat, this old guy's means are really amazing, tricking an ignorant girl into quitting her job and running to such a shell company as a secretary, and it seems that she admires him quite a lot, and sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy!