I returned to the dimly lit rental house covered in blood, my hands covered in bright red blood, and the clothes on my body were no longer visible, hanging one by one.

I didn't care about washing off the blood stains on my body, I took out a cigarette tremblingly, mixed with the smell of blood on my hand and sucked greedily, I couldn't help but regret my decision, but I also knew in my heart that regret can't be regretted, if you want to blame the stinky girl with wings for yin me.

Before I start to tell you about the experience of the past two years, I think it is necessary to introduce myself to you, my name is Wei Tengyuan, male, 28 years old this year, unmarried, like the majority of Chinese men, I like to smoke, drink, watch M movies, and jerk off.

Five years ago, with a yearning for life in the big city, I put down the hoe of the farmland, said goodbye to my parents, and followed my cousin from the same village to the city to make a living. At first, it was relatively smooth, and after a week of traveling, I found my first job as a security guard in a large community.

At first, I also planned to find a more decent job, but I had no education, no experience, no ability, and only a lot of strength from regular farming, so I was more content to find this low-paying job.

Before I know it, three years have passed, and there are thieves and thieves in the community on TV every day, but why is our community ruthlessly ignored?

That's how work is, once you lose motivation, you won't be able to do it for long, so I quit my job two years ago and planned to find my great purpose in life again. But when I returned to the talent market to sell myself, I realized that people are actually not much more expensive than pork.

You must ask me if it is still difficult to find a job moving bricks and building a house on a construction site? Speaking of this, you have to blame my self-esteem, although I am very bad, but in my bones I still think that I am quite extraordinary, I can't be classified as ordinary, not to mention a blockbuster, at least I have a decent job at home, so as not to be laughed at by the villagers.

But the reality is always more painful than the dream, and it took three months for me to find a satisfactory job, either I don't look down on the unit, or the unit doesn't look down on me. When I was lying in bed at night and couldn't sleep, I wondered if my name was not good, Wei Tengyuan, my stomach hurts, and it hurts very far, in view of my current situation, I should change my name to Wei Danteng, it is estimated that it is more appropriate.

Although the salary of the three years I worked as a security guard was relatively low, I was in charge of three meals a day, so I had some savings in my hand, but I still had to eat my old book as I am now, and it will not be long before I have to roll up the covers and go home to farm.

Two years ago, I was in such a dilemma, the bustling and lively city did not bring me any warmth, but used its coldness and cruelty to intimidate me and drive me away.

But that morning, her arrival changed the trajectory of my life, of course, this change is not at all the same as I originally envisioned TM, although I have been brilliant and prosperous in the past two years, but in the end I can only return to 'poverty'.

If I could turn back time, I would like to gently send a greeting from Shaanxi to her that day: "Guapi, hungry thief Nima!"

That morning, I was squatting in the toilet trying to get rid of the waste that had been accumulated overnight, when I was just halfway through the process, when there was a sudden knock on the door, and it was a kind of 'knock .......'. This knock on the door takes my chrysanthemum straight to me, and it keeps shrinking with the rhythm, and everyone can experience the taste for themselves.

"Someone, don't knock. "The rental house I rented is a single room with a small bathroom, because the room is only a dozen square meters in total, so the bathroom is just enough to squat, so you can hear the toilet shouting at the door.

Because I was worried that the landlord was coming to urge the electricity bill, I didn't dare to explode the foul language, so I could only use the amplification volume to vent my dissatisfaction.

I lifted my pants and rushed to open the door, before opening the door, I had enough strength to edit the steps in my brain that were about to have a seizure, and I planned to open the door as long as it was not the landlord who saw it. But as soon as the door opened, I was stunned, and the emotions that had just brewed were instantly gone.

opened the door, but there was a beautiful girl standing at the door, with just the right delicate facial features on her fair face, a short T that can be seen everywhere, jeans, but her figure is extremely attractive, as long as a mentally healthy man sees her, his heart is going to fluctuate.

But am I an ordinary person? Can I be as unmusical as a normal person? Of course not. The anger that had been brewing for a long time just now was withdrawn when I saw the beauty, so how can I reflect my great personality?

I steadied myself, replaced my face full of obscenity with a look of disdain, and said horizontally, "Who are you looking for? “

The girl was also a little hesitant to see me, and frowned slightly, and looked me up and down, as if to confirm my identity.

Hearing my unkind words, her brow furrowed a little deeper, and she didn't answer, but actually walked sideways around me into the room, dragging a small suitcase behind her.

Looking at her strange behavior, I was a little confused. "This girl isn't for sale, is she?" I came here by remembering the wrong customer's address?" Although I have infinite expectations in my heart, after all, my brain is still under the control of my wallet.

I asked again tentatively, "Who are you looking for?"

"Looking for you", the girl casually promised me, but her eyes were looking around my house.

With her gaze, I also subconsciously glanced at my room, and suddenly felt complacent, and my face burned hot.

On the back of the stool hung my underwear that I had changed out of a few days ago, on the folding table were leftover instant noodles from yesterday, and the day before yesterday and the day before yesterday, and on the ground just a step away from the table was the toilet paper I used after the big battle last night, of course, these did not break my strong self-esteem, what really embarrassed me was the smell of the air wafting from the toilet.

Of course, as I said just now, I'm not an ordinary person, and my skin is naturally not ordinary, so I just blushed a little, and I didn't make a stupid move to jump off this small second floor.

Hearing her answer, my heart beat even more violently, and all kinds of bloody episodes instantly played out in my mind, 'Could it be that my great personality was discovered by her?' and then she ran away from home to join me despite her family's objections? I couldn't help but reach out and stroke my rough face, thinking to myself, is this the legendary charm?

The girl thought that she had seen my abnormality, so she stopped looking around, looked at me and said, "You think too much, I came to you to give you a job, and it has nothing to do with your charm." “

I was stunned and thought, 'Work? I've been bruised by reality in the last few days, and I've been at home and haven't applied for a job, and how did she find my place? This can't be a male PR for KTV, right? Damn, am I an ordinary person? Can I do this kind of work? Just kidding. If it weren't for her looks, I wouldn't have agreed. How much does it cost in a while? Isn't 500 a bit high? Just charge her 300 cheaper, and if she bargains, 250 will be the lowest. Eh~?No, she just said the word charm, can she know what I'm thinking, right?'

Just as I was thinking about her very informative words, she immediately said, "Yes, I can see your thoughts, and I know everything about you." I know you're thinking right now, I'm lying to you. To put it mildly, there is no value in defrauding with the five hundred and sixteen yuan pressed down by your mattress. You don't need to be surprised, you don't have to guess my identity, I tell you directly, I am God, an angel who belongs to heaven. “

I startled her words, not because she said she was a god, but because she accurately reported the little savings I had left under my mattress, which I had secretly pressed under the mattress to prevent thieves, and there could be no second person to know, and even if I could get the right place, how could I know the exact amount, I instinctively became wary of her.

Seeing that I was standing still, she simply closed the door herself, and threw me on the chair with my collar. Up until this point, I was still in a state of confusion, and I let her hold me.

After seeing me sit down, she said, "Let's make a long story short, I'm an angel who belongs to the field business department of the Paradise Group. Because I belong to God, I can see the minds of mortals, and you don't have to make a fuss about that. It's a serious matter to find you. “

As she spoke, she opened her suitcase and took things from it as she continued to say to me: "According to the research of the superior leaders, it has been decided that you are now officially appointed as the new Heaven Messenger in this area, and the specific job responsibilities can be seen in the Heaven Messenger Introductory Guide Manual. As she spoke, she pointed to a large stack of documents taken out of the suitcase, as thick as a Xinhua dictionary, and threw them on the table and shook the buckets of instant noodle soup everywhere.

Then she pointed to a small bottle she took out and continued: "Drink this before reading the manual, and if you agree with the manual, press your handprint on the last page of the manual." Okay, I'm done, I'll come to you if there's something. After saying that, two white wings suddenly appeared behind her back, and at the same time, a holy aura appeared on my black ceiling, and before my shocked expression completely bloomed on my face, I saw her wings shook, and then the aura quickly contracted and disappeared, and the room returned to calm.

I stared blankly at the ceiling, not knowing how to react to this scene for a long time. I don't know how to describe how I felt at the time, watching this strange scene was a bit like watching magic, but the difference was that magic was amazing, and I was just frightened now.

I couldn't help but think about a serious question: If she is an angel, doesn't that mean that heaven exists? If heaven exists, doesn't that mean that hell also exists? If this is the case, then do you dare to watch Mr. Cang's films? Can the plane continue to fight happily? Can you secretly put a dollar less when buying pancakes and fruits to find money?

There is an even more serious puzzle, that is, how did she fly out through the ceiling? If the ceiling can't stop her, then won't my gate and the four walls be decorated?

My confusion is not limited to this, the real question is here, what can a good-for-nothing person like me do for these omnipotent gods? Sometimes things are like this, often feel that the sweeter the things are the greater the risk, this kind of thing is not uncommon around us, those fraudsters can repeatedly succeed is not because of the greed in people's hearts, in fact, the scammers are not clever, as long as a little calm down and think carefully, most scammers will be exposed, but we are often blinded by interests will be deceived by extremely inferior scams.

But the thing I'm facing is a bit unbelievable, if there is no terrifying scene at the end, just talking about the previous dialogues, it can only be said that this liar's brain is not normal, but it is this last scene, and I can't explain it, just this stunt that soars through the ceiling, and playing a magic trick is more than this crappy trick.

But I can be sure in my heart that this is definitely not magic, so this thing is not fake, so I think about it and I guess I'm going to go G luck, or God sees me too pitiful and wants to pull my brother? Well, don't you say it's very possible, thinking back to your recent predicament, I suddenly understood that this may be the time for my own transfer, as the saying goes, things must be reversed, it seems that it still makes sense, and when I carry it home, it is about to be transferred.

Thinking about this, I made a decision, and finally if I have a job to do, don't be hypocritical, and don't be serious about philosophical issues when I have no food, and even announce that the job is at the angel level, where can this job be worse?

I went downstairs to buy some and came back early, and I couldn't wait to open the thick stack of primer manuals.

The manual was actually a thick stack of A4 printer paper, and the top page was marked with the word "Guide" in big black letters. Seeing such a sloppy manual, I couldn't help but wonder if the birdman I just saw was my imagination?

But I'm still curious to see what this document from heaven contains.

On the first page, I was shocked by what I saw, 'Nima, it's a blank slate.'" I quickly flipped through the cursory pages, and it was all blank paper. "It's such a high-end game? The wordless heavenly books have all come out? Do you want me to look at this pile of blank paper and realize it by myself? Heaven and Heaven are not the same system after all, so I don't have such a habit, right?"