Chapter Ninety-Six: Three Thousand Weak Waters, I'll Only Marry You
Lin Ping's face changed sharply, as if he had eaten, but he thought about it again, this kid didn't look like a person who came to take Sun Sanqian, just ask what to do.
Of course, Li Que has to explain, for the sake of the overall situation, Lin Ping reluctantly agreed, anyway, it will be three thousand who will be in charge at that time, but he has no right to speak in other people's bodies.
Then Li Que handed this super beauty pill to Lin Ping, Lin Ping's eyes widened, his breathing was short, and then he stuffed it into his mouth.
The effect of the medicine was evaporated in an instant, and I saw that Lin Ping's body was covered with a layer of white light, and his clothes were all turned into ashes.
Then the white light covered Lin Ping's body, and a bright jade hand appeared above Lin Ping's head, holding something similar to a needle, and then the hands were interspersed with endless changes on the top of Lin Ping's head.
Lin Ping also let out a wonderful refreshed roar one after another, and then he felt that his flesh and bones and even his soul were constantly pierced by one hand with a bunch of needles, although there was a little sting, but most of it was a refreshing and comfortable feeling.
The needle prick was as if his body had been modified, and the most amazing thing was the modification in his soul.
Originally, his divine soul was black, because he had fused the huge head, which was the head of the Night Supreme, and inherited the Black Suction Dafa, so he was originally a person with a black body.
Now it has become white, he has been hurt by hatred and love, he has been crazy countless times, and his soul has become extremely pure, and he feels that his state of mind has also been greatly improved, and there must be nothing that can easily make him crazy in the future.
The skin is as smooth as a newborn baby, the blood is red, the true qi is the purest white, and the bones are the brightest white.
After half an hour, the phantom of the jade hand also disappeared completely, and Lin Ping slowly showed it.
"Damn! This plastic surgery technique can beat Blue Star for thousands of years, from an ordinary public face to almost comparable to me in only half an hour. ”
"I don't know if there are any sequelae according to the system's urine, but it's not a big problem anyway. ”
Li Que was also amazed, and then he saw that Lin Ping was now holding a mirror in his hand, already standing in place, and he could see how excited he was from his trembling legs and his mouth that was about to crook.
"This, this, is this me!hahaha!"
"No, I don't know if it's a dream, I often have similar dreams, and I need to test it. ”
He looked at Li Que for a moment, then directly took out the Sea King Hammer and smashed it towards his own foot.
"Wake me up!ahhhhh
"Hahahaha, the emperor lives up to his wishes, my opportunity has finally arrived, where are you three thousand?"
Li Que looked at him like this and laughed for an hour, and he didn't bother, this is human nature, if Li Que suddenly becomes an ugly monster now, it is estimated that he will cry for more than an hour.
"Brother Li, no, no, Lord, thank you for giving the Divine Pill, Xiaolin will repay him in life and death, this is all my life's property, I can't use it anymore, please help me deal with it." ”
Lin Ping knelt directly in front of Li Que, took out a super large ring, and then handed it to Li Que, telling his will to serve with a grateful face.
Before Li Que could speak, Lin Ping stood up, took out his small mirror again, and kept stroking his face and body, laughing for a while, and muttering to himself for a while.
"Elegant eyes like hooks, cherry blossom bright face, poetic and picturesque, like snow like jade, son's unparalleled world, why am I so good-looking? No, no, my name must be changed, Lin Ping, Lin Ping, mediocre, delay my life." ”
He rolled his eyes and looked at Li Que, and then directly asked Li Que to change a new name for him, he had to be gentle and domineering, single-minded and invincible, anyway, it was a very refreshing and unforgettable name when he read it.
Li Que didn't want to blurt out directly.
"Then call Lin Qianshui, three thousand weak water, I only marry you, how poetic, how single-minded, and then Lin Qianshui makes people love and care when they hear it. ”
"Thank you Lord for the name, hahaha, three thousand weak water, I will only marry you, haha, this time I am romantic, three thousand, you wait, if you really have a hard time, then I will surprise you." ”
Li Que is also satisfied, he didn't lose money this trip, and he received a general, perfect and perfect.
Suddenly, his face changed, and then he deeply doubted whether his IQ had been tampered with by the system, why was he always forgetful.
The purpose of my own coming is to save people, not to collect people, and there is also a spirit emperor who is not here, where is she.
"Big brother, where are all the people you arrested, hurry up and let them go. ”
"Okay, haha, don't worry, I didn't hurt any hair, but I may have a little mental damage. ”
Lin Ping ran to a room and took out a palm-sized thing, Li Que looked at such a small thing, and didn't know if he thought it was a pocket version of a teapot.
I saw Lin Ping shouting, this one was just two words, three thousand.
Then colorful rays of light flew out of the stove, and each light turned into a living person when it reached the ground.
"Ahh
"Ah, Daddy, why do you want me to be so handsome, otherwise how could you suffer from this nothingness here, you can't die well, the devil. ”
"I'm going to be disfigured, whoever gives me a knife, I'm going to write three thousand two words on my face, so I'll never die. ”
"Haha, change my face, I want to be handsome, I secretly got in by relationship, which of you is shameless, hurry up and line up with me, there are many of my brothers outside. ”
What caught my eye was the demons of countless people on the ground, ghosts crying wolves, heartbreaking, saying everything, Li Que couldn't stand it anymore.
Looking at the beautiful young men with blood-red eyes, dark foreheads, ragged clothes, unkempt hair, and bleak faces, I didn't know that I thought that Lin Ping had already poisoned them in love.
Lin Ping smiled awkwardly, and then said to Li Que a little stumbling.
"Lord, in fact, I really don't hurt people's lives, in fact, now this super transformation furnace can change the face, but there is a bit of a flaw, that is, the face will change color after changing, red, black, green choose one of the three, I was studying this problem before you came, so I did a lot of experiments on them, and it became what it is now. ”
"What experiments did you do?"
That is, it is to change their minds, let them change their faces willingly, to see if it is the reason for this state of mind, maybe it is their unwillingness to cause their faces to change color. ”
"If I am soft, I will tell my tragic story and let them help them, and promise them great benefits. ”
"The hard thing is that if they don't agree, they will force them to do things between two men, although this is a bit excessive, but some people still seem to have an effect. ”
Li Que didn't want to listen to his nonsense here, so he asked him two more important questions.
"Big brother, did you catch the little prince of the Spirit Kingdom, and the Spirit Emperor also came, why didn't I see it, you wouldn't have killed her before I came. ”
"How is it possible, they should be at Qingfeng's place, by the way, I haven't introduced you to my right-hand man, right-hand man, Qingfeng. ”
"She's a similar person to me, but she's probably worse than me, so that's why I helped her. ”
Seeing that Lin Ping was about to make a long comment, Li Que didn't want to listen to any more nonsense, so he waved his hand.
"Don't say it, I know Qingfeng, I know everything about her, just say where she is, let's go together." ”
Lin Ping first fed each of these countless teenagers a soothing elixir, and then everyone regained their clarity.
However, when they saw Lin Ping and Li Que, their eyes lit up instantly, and then they darkened again.
"Lose your conscience, you can't die a good death, the two brothers who are so beautiful are going to be tortured, it's a pity, it's a pity. ”
"Yes, the first person in the world should not be insulted, this person does not follow the rules, he will be punished by God, and he will not die well. ”
"Two brothers, we are protecting you, you can run away, see that the devil is not here now. ”
Countless young men looked at Li Que and the others angrily and helplessly, and the angry scolding was endless, which made Lin Ping a little embarrassed.
"Guys, don't you see where you're now?"
The people looked at each other, and then they all looked around, and one after the other was shocked for a moment, and then some laughed, some wept with joy, and some howled in pain.
The one who howls in pain is the one who blends in and wants to change his face.
"You see, the black-clothed fragments of the demon must have been these two fairy brothers who couldn't get used to the evil of this demon and killed the demon from the sky. ”
Suddenly, a young man pointed to the treasure clothes that Lin Ping had just broken into pieces when he was transformed by the Appearance Dan in surprise.
The others also looked at the fragment of the black coat, and then a teenager stepped forward to pick it up and put it in his mouth.
"That's right, that's the smell, the other day the devil wanted to invade me, I bit his arm, and then I knew that the black clothes were a piece of sweat and sour smell, as if I hadn't taken a bath for countless years. ”
"You see there are still traces of the battle, and you see there's a pothole in the ground. ”
This time, there is no need for Li Que to speak, just let them say this, and it can greatly improve their image.
"Brothers, what you said is still a little worse, we are not mortal immortals in the world, but we have indeed just exterminated this demon, the demon has lost his conscience, violates human theory, and cannot die well, so the two of us used all methods to kill the demon before they ended up with a waste and a serious injury. ”
"But these are trivial things, Brother Weak Water, we must not let our brothers who have been tortured suffer a little more, but didn't you tell me that you can't leave a name for your chivalrous deeds, Brother Weak Water, I won't tell them our names." “
"Yes, Brother Li Quexian, the eldest brother won't say anything, the heinous devil has been executed, I will escort everyone home later, and I will definitely hand you over to your family one by one intact. ”
Li Que winked at Lin Ping and gave a thumbs up in the corner.
"It seems that both of us have quite high IQs, the name spreads, and then one by one is sent home, won't their families still be excited to death, and then they won't be able to get the benefits?"
Everyone is also grateful, I don't know what to do, anyway, their hearts are to go back and let their families thank them.