Chapter 018: Thunderman

If it is said that in the exquisite flower hall, Su Han was surprised by a group of girls frolicking and breaking the deep silence of the royal garden, and when he entered the partition of the flower hall, he saw that on the chaise longue near the window, under the lattice of the rhombic flower window with a small gap, an old lady with a ruddy complexion and a head full of silver threads like snow, wearing a loose homely robe with crimson thorn gold peony, wearing a begonia flower with beads on her forehead, lying on her back on the brightly colored Lanbian plush snow carpet, and letting the two handsome little maids paste melon slices on her face, Su Han was really dumbfounded。

Mrs. Xian glanced at Su Han upside down, a strange light flashed in her eyes, and she waved her hand to Su Han cordially and familiarly: "Little girl, you are here, come and show me what happened to a little pimple here?"

As if it wasn't the first time they had met, and they had gotten along very well, the old lady pointed to a small red dot under the corner of her lips and showed it to Su Han.

It was a jade hand that was not inferior to that of a little girl, fair, full and round, and the mutton fat carved jade bracelet on the wrist seemed to be the foil of that beautiful hand.

Su Han was a little messy.

Dear, don't tell her, this is the virtuous lady who has assisted two generations of kings and made today's saints revered abnormally?

Mama Gui saw that Su Han was not lightly stimulated, and smiled helplessly and quietly explained: "The old lady is old, but she still doesn't accept the old, like a naughty child, she likes bright and lively girls, I heard that you opened a health center in Gusu, this is unconvinced in front of you, the old lady also likes to mess with this, you have to let her ...... "

Mrs. Xian was obviously deaf and blind, and glared at Mama Gui angrily and said, "Gui girl, shut up, punish you to go to the flower room to pick petals, and you have to carefully select them one by one, and come back after picking six hundred and eighteen pieces." "

Su Han listened strangely, why six hundred and eighteen pieces?

Mama Gui seemed to be accustomed to it, and only said: "Yesterday it was still six hundred and seventeen, why is it six hundred and eighteen today, this day has not yet arrived...... "

Mrs. Xian had already sat up, "Dead girl, do you know or do I know?"

Mama Gui hurriedly said: "Since you always know, six hundred and eighteen, all with dewdrops, red and gorgeous, beware of one, I'll go." "

What kind of old lady is this?

Su Han sweated on his forehead, and looked at Mama Gui as if asking for help, Mama, don't go, I'm so scared to leave me alone......

Mama Gui patted Su Han's hand comfortingly, and said in a low voice: "The old lady thunders and rains little, don't be afraid of her, you just have to listen to what she says." "

Can this gorgeous, smelly, beautiful, grumpy, and stunned old lady not make people afraid, Su Han beat a drum in his heart.

Mrs. Xian took a closer look at Su Han's dress up and down, the red and sapphire gilded hairpins, Nanzhu earrings, the waist-pinching jacket of Han Lian, the lotus seed-green satin Hunan skirt, and several lifelike dragonflies fluttering their wings at the skirt.

"Gaudy but not vulgar, the shades are appropriate, very good. Mrs. Xian nodded with satisfaction, pointed to the melon slices on her face and beckoned to Su Han, "This melon slices are very refreshing and tender, little girl, do you want to try it?"

I looked at the begonia spring sleep picture next to me and there were not many melon slices in the gold tray, and the old lady was a little distressed, so she said: "That's it, it's too troublesome to paste melon slices, the little girl's skin is more tender than melon slices, so it's cheaper for me, an old woman." "

The old lady's topic changed so quickly that she had obviously forgotten about the small acne problem before.

It's a quirky and outspoken old lady, but it's cute, and it doesn't make you feel tricky and hard to get close to.

Su Han thought about Mama Gui's words and smiled: "Sticking melon slices is troublesome, you can only lie down, and it is not easy to move, I have a way to teach this sister to try for the old lady?"

In the palace, the beauty methods are all secret and hard to find, this girl is a cool and unselfish, Mrs. Xian glanced at Su Han scrutinically, and saw that Su Han was charming but not demonic, and her eyebrows and eyes were upright, so she liked it a little in her heart, but she still said childishly: "It's easier and easier than my method?"

The corners of Su Han's lips twitched, didn't you say that it was troublesome to paste melon slices, why is it so easy? Mama Gui, come back quickly, I really can't deal with this old lady.

It just so happened that Pearl led the colorful parrot a few funny boys Zixi in, and when the old lady saw Zixi, she didn't need to be introduced, so she immediately bent her eyebrows and said: "Is this the black boy'......s boy?" "

The black boy's boy, Su Han is simply overwhelmed by the title of old lady.

Obviously, the opposite sex is more attractable, and the old lady is obviously more generous to Zixi, and after taking Zixi's little hand, she asked the little maid on the side to greet Zixi with melon slices on Zixi's pink face.

Looking at Zixi's stiff and twitching little face, Pearl couldn't help but smile and said, "Old lady, the little boy is a brother, not a sister, it's good to have fair skin, don't be so delicate, right?"

The old lady was immediately unhappy, and said angrily: "Do you know or do I know? The black boy was white when he was a child, who knew that he would become a lump of charcoal when he was older, this child is so handsome, he can't be ruined...... "

He suddenly thought of something and asked Su Han: "What is the name of this child?" Don't learn from his father, what is the name of the child, he is not good, he is biased to make ink and charcoal, and sure enough, his face is blackened...... "

Before Su Han could answer, the old lady said and changed her voice strangely: "Little girl, this man, it's still good to be black, strong, look at it with peace of mind, you can't dislike the black boy...... "

Well, she corrected her statement, this old lady is not tricky, she is definitely strong and fickle, Su Han decided to shut up obediently.

The little maid on the side looked at Pearl for help: Sister Pearl, should this melon slice be pasted for my brother, is it better for a man to be black or white?

Pearl held back a smile and asked the little maid to calm down.

The old lady fondly took Zixi's little hand, "Good boy, what are you going to do, just tell this sister to get it for you, let's stick melon slices here...... "I was afraid that Zixi wouldn't be able to stay stunned, so I hurriedly asked Pearl to get delicious and fun.

Zixi touched his nose, "Thank you, grandma, I want to go out and bask in the sun." "

"Ah, are you cold?" The old lady hurriedly touched Zixi's little hand, and found that the little guy was hot, so she still asked Pearl to get the long-haired snow fox and ordered someone to put a charcoal basin.

Su Han glared at Zixi, as long as you kid can toss, what kind of moth do you want to come out of?

Zixi blinked her eyes and said to the old lady obediently: "Thank you, grandma, I'm not cold, I just want to get a tan, and when I grow up, I will be as strong as my father, so that my mother feels down-to-earth...... "

The old lady nodded and praised: "He is a well-behaved and sensible good boy, not only to make your mother feel down-to-earth, but also to your daughter-in-law to feel down-to-earth and reliable, worthy of trust...... "

Su Han listened to the black lines on her head, how old is her son, where is the daughter-in-law?

Zixi was embarrassed, her little face was red to the heel of her neck, and the old lady laughed, "Good boy, go quickly, I'll be back in a while, don't get dizzy...... "

Zixi glanced at his mother sympathetically and ran out in a hurry.

The old lady changed the topic to Su Han again, "Little girl, old lady, I am from here, let me tell you, everything has to have a degree, it must be done step by step, you can't be in a hurry, everything must be done in a down-to-earth manner, there is no shortcut to success...... "

Su Han was almost dizzy, she looked at Pearl with admiration, this old lady turned the topic so quickly, aren't you faint?

The old lady suddenly stopped and asked Su Han, "Little girl, did you say what I said?"

Su Han hurriedly said: "Ah, yes, yes...... "

The old lady nodded, "Little girl, there is one more thing you have to remember, although the husband and wife are honorable, and the mother is expensive by the son, but we women must also be self-reliant, no man is not terrible, what is terrible is that you can't live without a man, I don't know how to live, we must not be such a woman, I heard that you have opened a health hall by yourself, and you have a good reputation, which is very good...... "

"Ahh......h Su Han didn't know what to say, and then he realized the true meaning of Mama Gui's words.

Pearl glanced at Su Han apologetically, stepped forward and smiled at the old lady: "Old lady, all the melon slices on your face have fallen off." "

"Oh, quick, put it on me again!" the old lady lay down as if she were facing a great enemy, and the little maid knelt down with the tray and carefully pasted melon slices on the old lady's face.

Su Han quietly breathed a sigh of relief, but heard the old lady say again: "Little girl, what do you think of my little pimple?"

Su Han hurriedly stepped forward, and only when he got to the old lady's side, he heard the old lady say again: "This melon slice is very refreshing and tender, little girl, do you want to try it?" Oh, it doesn't seem to be much, your skin is more tender than the melon slice, it's better to cheapen my old woman...... "

Okay, after a turn, the topic started from the beginning strangely, Su Han couldn't cry or laugh, she hurriedly said: "Old lady, you stick the melon slices first, and I will write another set of face dressing methods to the pearl girl." "

The old lady was satisfied, "Okay, go and write, get it for me to try, and see if I have my melon slices...... "

Su Han was unstable and almost flew out of the brush in his hand, this old lady has a soft spot for melon slices, does she want to write this method?

It wasn't until sunset that Su Han returned to the house, the woman was as tired as a puddle of mud, and when she got out of the carriage, she was almost half supported and half hugged by Xiaorong and Huacao, and Zixi, who had always been energetic, was exhausted and fell asleep in the arms of Qin Huyuan.

Thinking that when she left, the old lady was full of unhappiness, and repeatedly told her to take Zixi tomorrow, Su Han was trembling, where did this old lady get so much energy?

wrote the recipe and made an egg white almond pearl powder whitening mask, the old lady tried it first, praised it, and dragged her to those little girls one by one, and before she could catch a breath, the old lady used the six hundred and eighteen rose petals picked by Mama Gui herself to teach her to use the secret recipe of the palace to make perfume.

Xianglu finally did a good job, Su Han got up to say goodbye, the old lady pulled her to play the leaf card again, Su Han told the truth that no, no matter how to learn, the old lady looked at her with rare eyes, "Great, they all deliberately lost to me, they didn't win, it was very boring, I will play the leaf card in the future, I will find the little girl you." "

Su Han only felt that after taking a carriage all the way, the leaf cards in her mind were still flying, she rubbed her drowsy sideburns and asked Mama Gui with palpitations, "Do you really want to go tomorrow, can you allow me to rest for a day?"

Mama Gui smiled, "The old lady has been lonely for too long, and it is rare to meet someone who agrees, she has lost a lot of spirit today, and she is afraid that she will not be able to come back for three or five days." "

That's good, that's good, that beautiful old lady is so terrible, Su Han couldn't help but pat her chest, patted and patted, she was startled, and almost slapped herself to death with one palm.

"Mama, I'm so tired, so I'll go back first. Seeing the person Ji Xiaosan holding at the second gate, a pair of eyes as black as a leopard stared at her tightly, almost staring out two holes in her body, Su Han only felt flustered, short of breath and breathing, and walked forward with his hands on his head and under his feet.

"Mrs. Su, wait a minute, hey, Mrs. Su...... Ji Xiaosan's voice came, and the woman's steps were faster.

Ji Xiaosan trembled and looked at the master who had been standing for a long time, "Master, Mrs. Su doesn't seem to hear it." "

Jiang Xiangmo gritted his teeth and uttered a few words, "Then call Grandma...... "

"Huh?" Ji Xiaosan almost knelt for his grandfather.

What kind of stimulation has been given to you, and the transformation is also very fast, no, you are shameless.

He couldn't open his mouth, "The little one doesn't dare...... "

Jiang Xiangmo swept over with a sharp knife-like look.

Ji Xiaosan was so embarrassed that he almost cried, opened his lips, ahhh

Until Su Niangzi's back became farther and farther away, and the pressure around him became heavier and heavier, his small body was almost overshadowed by his grandfather's gaze, he closed his eyes, held his breath, and opened his voice as if he was open-minded...... "

Now, not to mention Su Han, even the servants arranged by Bai Mingzhan in the back cover room heard it clearly, and Mama Gui looked at Jiang Xiangmo who was standing there with a stunned and complicated look, and looked at Su Han thoughtfully.

Su Han's face was hot, and she didn't know if she was angry or embarrassed, she gritted her teeth and continued to walk forward.

Ji Xiaosan was calling out again, "Second grandma, second grandma, Ganguo has a letter, the second master has something to say to you...... "

Since the old man's accident, Gan Guo brought some people to track the past, because he was afraid of being discovered by the other party, his whereabouts have always been hidden, so he couldn't send a letter to the flowers and plants.

Su Han almost gritted his silver teeth.

This shameless pervert, who threatens her with this kind of thing once or twice, what kind of man is he?

The woman was angry and came to Jiang Xiangmo's approach.

Ji Xiaosan hurriedly disappeared without a trace.

In the blink of an eye, there were only two two goods staring at each other at the second gate where the moon was bright and the stars were sparse and the cold wind was swishing.

Su Han's angry eyes almost erupted into flames, "Can you be a little more shameless, it's really shameless." "

Jiang Xiangmo didn't get angry this time, his expression was as steady as Mount Tai, he only looked at Su Han hotly, his eyes were surprisingly bright. (To be continued.) )