The 306th episode of red red brain

Baby explained: "We must operate legally, and we must not be involved in bad behavior!"

Honghong said: "Dad, just let the brothers and sisters go to work in the company! lest you make a lot of noise at home, this family is very big! I can't take care of it, and they won't listen to me." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Honghong, don't be afraid! With the support of Dad and Director Hua, you, the deputy parent, will definitely be able to do well! Dad will give you ideas and think of a way! However, you must not let your brothers and sisters go hungry!"

"Got it, but what if they don't listen to me?"

"You have to use your brain, you have to ask a lot of things, discuss with your siblings, listen to their opinions, and brainstorm ideas to get good results. In fact, housekeeping management is also a very deep knowledge. ”

"Dad, I want to learn, but no one teaches!"

"I think it's too late to teach now, and it involves a lot of content, for example, we need to talk about strategy, we need to talk about efficiency, how to unite our brothers and sisters around us, and so on, and I can't remember it after talking for a while?"

"Dad, can you make a software for this and feed it into my brain? ”

The baby closed his eyes and pondered for a while and said, "Yes, I'll put it into your brain, don't move yet!"

Red waits.

The baby stretched out his palms, pointed at the red brain with his palms, shook it, the magic eye opened, and searched automatically, and after a while, the red brain system file and the application file appeared on the screen. Baby with anti-virus software, scan again,

If you find that the brain system files are toxic and invaded, clean them up with antivirus software, scan them again, and clean them up, and clean up the brain junk files, enter them into the housekeeping management software, and you can automatically upgrade!

The baby withdrew his clutches and asked, "Honghong, how do you feel?"

Honghong said happily: "Dad, my brain is very clear, and now I have a management plan!"

"Tell me about it. ”

"In fact, housekeeping management is very simple, introduce more systems, gather brothers and sisters to the conference room, tell them about the introduced systems, obtain everyone's approval, and implement them according to the system!

Only by using the system to restrain people, who violates it, will be punished according to the system?"

Baby praised: "Well said! Honghong, not only brothers and sisters must have a system, but also have requirements for themselves." You write a copy of your requirements and teach me, and then you will do what you ask, okay?"

Honghong pondered for a while, felt very awkward, and was reluctant to answer.

The baby reminded: "You are a deputy parent, you have to set an example, your brothers and sisters will listen to you, you must learn to be strict with yourself, lenient to others, you are a good parent!"

Honghong pouted and thought about it before saying, "Dad! If you don't have a family, I don't care about it, and no one cares!"

The baby praised: "Honghong, you have grown up, you can share the worries of your parents!

"Dad, from now on, I will never let my brothers and sisters go hungry, and I will search for them two meals a day. ”

The baby gave a thumbs up and praised: "Honghong, how good it is! Now Mom and Dad will be relieved!"

Honghong suddenly asked with a gloomy face, "What if the goldfish essence comes to make trouble?"

Baby pondered for a moment and said, "Let's see what the goldfish spirit is doing, why didn't we find her this time?"

Honghong said: "The goldfish essence is an elder, my system is useless to her, it will be very troublesome for her to come!"

The baby flicked the magic eye with his hand, and searched automatically, and after a while, the goldfish spirit and the blackhead demon spirit fell in love with each other on the screen.

Honghong blindfolded her hands and peeked through the cracks in her fingers.

The baby took back the magic eye and said, "No wonder I didn't find the goldfish essence, it turns out that she can't do without a man." also blamed Director Hua for snubbing her, so she lost confidence here. But here are her children, and when she's had enough, she'll be back. ”

Honghong asked, "Dad, what should I do?"

The baby said, "Don't be afraid, do what you have to do! She will have me and Director Hua! We will find a way!"

From the big magic room, Director Hua's shout: "Baby——! baby——!

Honghong heard the voice and said, "Dad, it's Director Hua who shouted!"

The baby flew out of bed and came to Director Hua, followed by Honghong. Baby asked, "What's wrong?"

Director Hua introduced: "Goldfish Three, Goldfish Four, and many people have stomach pain, are they hungry?"

The babies entered the magic room and looked at them one by one and asked, "Who else has a stomachache?"

Those who didn't hurt shook their heads. The baby told Honghong, "Go to your brothers and sisters and ask, do you have any stomach aches?"

Honghong hurriedly flew away. Baby asked Goldfish One, "When did you notice the pain?"

Goldfish introduced: "Just after dinner, I found that my stomach hurts, I thought I could endure it, and then the more it hurt, the more stakes, I always go to the toilet, but it doesn't work, so I have to tell my mother!"

Baby pondered for a while and said, "The fish I found tonight are all strange, could it be that there is something wrong with the fish?

Honghong flew back and said, "Dad, I've asked everything, I don't have a stomachache!"

Director Hua felt very strange and asked, "The fish is fine, is it really something wrong with hunger?"

Honghong said: "Dad, ask the magic eye, don't you know!"

Baby opened the magic eye and magnified it five times, so that everyone could see it. The baby frowned and asked, "Demon Eye, why does Director Hua's child's stomach hurt?"

The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said, "It's a fish, strange fish are poisonous." ”

"Why are Director Hua and I okay with my children?"

"The body functions are different, of course it's fine! This fish poison invades people who are weak. ”

"Are Goldfish One's brothers and sisters weak?"

"No, it's because they haven't eaten for a few days, they've been consuming the energy in their bodies, and they've been poisoned by eating food with fish poison. ”

"However, Honghong's brothers and sisters haven't eaten either, so how can they be okay?"

"The brothers and sisters of Honghong are snake-headed, and Goldfish One's brothers and sisters are goldfish-headed. It is enough for snakes to eat food once a year, but fish are different, and what they don't eat consumes their bodies. ”

"Why are I okay with Director Hua?"

"Because you are human, fish poison will not invade. ”

Baby pondered for a moment and asked, "What should I do?"

The rectangular MONOCULUS said, "Try drinking it with galactic water?"

The baby waved his right hand, the magic turned on, searched for the sky, and after a while, a stream of milky water flew from the air, and used magic to drink the goldfish people with stomach aches, and after ten minutes, the stomach hurt even more!

"The MONOCULUS kids drink the Galaxy Water, and their stomachs hurt even more;

The rectangular magic eye automatically searched for a while and said: "The Milky Way Water is fairy water, what I drank just now was the Milky Way Raw Water, and it needs to be cooked before drinking!"

The baby waved his hand again, the magic searched the sky, and after a while, it attracted the Milky Way fairy water, the baby used magic to change the pot, put the Milky Way water into the pot, and used magic to make a heavenly furnace and ignite it at the bottom of the pot to boil; after a while, the water boiled.

The baby uses magic to make more than a dozen magic cups, introduces boiling water into the cups, and lets Goldfish One's brothers and sisters drink it. Twenty minutes later, Goldfish One's siblings had even more pain in their stomachs and clung to each other to scramble for the toilet.

The baby frowned and asked, "Demon Eye, the brothers and sisters of Goldfish One have drunk fairy water, and diarrhea is more harmful, what happened?"

The rectangular magic eye automatically searched, and after a while, a line of words appeared on the screen: "I just drank cold water, and I drank hot water, and my stomach can't work properly; it is recommended to add sugar and garlic to try after the water is cold!"

The baby was about to lose confidence in the magic eye, and did it again according to what the magic eye said, and after ten minutes, the children's stomachs really didn't hurt, and the baby was relieved and said:

"Honghong, do you see? From now on, I will search for two meals for Goldfish One's brothers and sisters every day, and there are strange fish that can't be eaten!"

Honghong nodded and said, "Dad, I'll do a good job." ”

The baby took back the magic eye, tossed for most of the night and said, "Let's go back to the room and rest!"

Director Hua looked at the baby stupidly.

The baby knew what Director Hua meant and said, "I slept with Honghong tonight, you should go back to the room!" The baby flew back to the conference room with Honghong, lay on the bed, hugged tightly, very tired, and fell asleep unconsciously......

At dawn, the goldfish spirit flew into Director Hua's room, and as soon as he got into bed, Director Hua woke up and asked strangely, "Why are you back?"

The goldfish essence smiled and said, "I think my husband will come back!"

Director Hua said vigilantly: "Don't come near me, stay away from me!"

The goldfish spirit asked, "Why? You're my husband, can't we make out?"

Director Hua shouted: "Don't!"

"Why not? Will men still have things they don't want? Look at the black-headed goblin, in the end, they can't do without women!"

Director Hua pushed the goldfish essence away with his hand and said, "You stay away from me." ”

"What, are you afraid of getting pregnant? I'm not afraid?"

"Of course you're not afraid, women don't give birth to children, let men give birth!

"It doesn't matter, I want to fall in love with you!"

"No! I can't have any more children!

"Anyway, the baby can get the baby for you, I want you to have one or two hundred children!"

"Goldfish Spirit, don't make trouble! I'm not a machine! I want to give birth to you and someone else, don't come and pester me!"

"Don't pester you, who do you? You're my husband! I don't pester you, let the baby pester you? You think beautifully! How can I compare to a baby? I want to have a body and a face! Don't keep staring at people; you have a lot of children,

Will other people's babies take a fancy to you? Let's die! Follow me, do whatever you want! Okay! Don't be verbose! Let's love each other. ”

Director Hua panicked and wanted to get up from the bed, but he was pressed by the goldfish essence and couldn't move...... After a while, the goldfish essence was very happy and hugged Director Hua tightly in his arms. Director Hua closed his eyes tightly like a child and smiled.

The goldfish spirit said gently: "Isn't this very good? We are originally husband and wife! Husband and wife live as husband and wife, what are they called husband and wife?"

Director Hua has a mouth and can't speak.

A red shout came from outside the door: "Director Hua, my father called you to go to work!"

The goldfish spirit shouted loudly: "Just go to work by yourself! What are you pestering my husband for?"

Honghong was startled when she heard the sound, and hurriedly flew back to the conference room to tell the baby about the situation.

Baby asked, "How can the goldfish essence be in there?"

Honghong frowned and said, "I don't know either." ”

From the big demon room, Director Hua's voice came: "Baby, let's go to work!"

The baby flew out of the conference room, grabbed a white cloud for Director Hua to stand on, and flew away alone.

Director Hua drove the white clouds to the film base before catching up! and asked, "Baby, what's wrong with you?"

The baby asked with a gloomy face, "Are you in love with the goldfish spirit?

Director Hua pondered for a while and was about to speak, when the baby entered the dressing room, a new male makeup artist asked, "Baby, I don't know what role you want to make?"

Baby said, "I'll melt myself." "When the baby enters the locker room, he becomes a needed character and comes out of the locker room; the new makeup artist is dumbfounded, and he doesn't have time to ask, the baby has entered the shooting site.

Director Hua took the shouting microphone and shouted: "Everyone is in place, five...... Let's go!"

The camera focuses on the baby and the crocodile-headed archmage, and they zoom closer.

The baby and the crocodile-headed master are in the double bed of the Imperial Palace's corner tower, and they are endless! Director Hua saw that his heart was on fire, and a wisp of vinegar rose, tilting his head to the side, looking at something from afar?

From the window came the cry of the black-headed goblin: "Baby——! baby——!

Baby asked, "What is this sound, like calling my name?"

The crocodile-headed archmage flew to the window and looked outside, and exclaimed, "Black-headed demon elf! Aren't you being covered in the Milky Way by the Six Towers with twin towers?

The black-headed demon said: "The people of the Six Towers were taken away by the Great Immortal, and I was not saved?

The crocodile-headed mage pondered for a while and said, "The baby is mine, don't take advantage of me!"

The black-headed demon said: "What do you take advantage of? After the baby went to heaven, he became a husband and wife with me, was it hidden by you? I said, what are you building such a big palace corner tower for? It turns out that the treasure is hidden here!"

The crocodile-headed master said, "The baby is my wife, we have been in love for many years, do we need to hide it?"

The black-headed demon glared and said, "The baby is mine, you give me back the baby, otherwise, I will burn your palace corner tower with fire!"

The baby got up from the bed, walked to the window and looked out, it was the black-headed demon spirit, and asked, "What did you just hear you talking nonsense?"

When the black-headed demon saw the baby, his whole body went weak and said, "Baby, come out quickly! I will take you away!"

The baby raised his eyebrows and asked, "Who are you?" Did you take the wrong medicine? Husband, get rid of him!"

With sparks in his eyes, the crocodile-headed mage said angrily, "Blackhead, didn't you hear? Baby, get out of the way! Otherwise, I will kill you!"

The black-headed demon asked, "Crocodile head, what medicine did you pour into the baby? I don't even know it?"

The crocodile-headed archmage glared and shouted, "It's your business whether you take medicine or not! This is our husband and wife's business! Get out! Don't get out of the way again! I'm going to use force!"

The black-headed demon sneered, "I'm afraid of you, I'm afraid that you won't come to you?"

The crocodile-headed man carried the treasure on his back, flew out of the corner tower window, stretched out his hand, held the big magic knife in his hand, rotated a few times, "whirring" sounded, and said: "Get out of the acquaintance!"

The black-headed demon spirit waved his hand, and the black and white cold light sword lit up in his hand, flashing with cold light and roaring: "Give me the baby, otherwise, I want your head to bloom!"

The crocodile-headed arch mage shouted: "Speak wildly, do you have the ability to come and try it?"

The black-headed demon spirit flew up, dancing a cold light sword in the air, aiming at the crocodile's head and slashing down. The crocodile-headed archmage made the big magic knife longer, and with a flick, it knocked the black and white cold lightsaber away. The black and white cold lightsaber spun around in the air a few times, becoming longer and stabbing straight at the crocodile's head and chest.

The crocodile-headed archmage flashed and used the Great Demon Knife to hold the sword. The magic sword rolled automatically, turning into a dozen and stabbing straight from all directions. The crocodile-headed archmage threw the magic knife into the air, turning it into a dozen,

Frame the black and white cold lightsaber. The sword light and sword shadow, more than 100 rounds of fighting in the air, regardless of victory or defeat, both sides stopped at the same time, and the swords returned to the master's hands. The crocodile-headed archmage said angrily, "Get out of here!

The black-headed goblin shouted, "Give me the baby!"