Chapter 5 This is not a two-dimensional one
"Ah Feng, don't worry about me, I'm very strong. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Shi Yin confidently gave himself a thumbs up.
That's right, the tone is very strong, so strong that it is easy to pick yourself up. Although he is relatively light, it is enough for a girl, not to mention that Shiyin looks so delicate. There were also those hunting dogs, every knife was fatal, and Ling Feng went through it in his mind like a movie ring.
But the question in Ling Feng's heart was not just the so-called spirit weapon, "Shi Yin, why is that called Nangong Le, so she wants to kill you, and why is she called a witch." Ling Feng asked inquiringly.
Shi Yin yawned softly, raised his hands above his head, and stretched comfortably. "Ah Feng, I'm sleepy and want to sleep. Shi Yin didn't answer Ling Feng's question, but continued in a coquettish tone, "Do you want to sleep with me?" Ling Feng quickly shook his head and said, "Don't, don't." "It gives people the feeling that Ling Feng is a girl and Shi Yin is a boy.
"Oh well. Shiyin shrugged helplessly, "Then I'll go to sleep." After speaking, he abruptly got up from the bath, and the water splashed Ling Feng's face. "Shiyin, can you say hello?
Ling Feng shouted softly at Shi Yin, "My face is full of splashes...
Water... Water. Before he could say the word water, he dived his head into the water
。 Because Shi Yin was standing naked in front of him.
"Go to sleep, Ah Feng is really easy to be shy. ”
The next morning, Shiyin's house.
Outside the window, white clouds had already covered the blue sky, and orange sunlight was sprinkled through the glass window on the huge bed, on which Shi Yin and Ling Feng were sleeping soundly.
"Marshmallow, it's so soft. Ling Feng muttered to himself
。 Marshmallow, how does this feel so familiar. Ling Feng opened his eyes suddenly, his hands were resting on Shi Yin's chest, accompanied by a loud scream.
"Ah, Shiyin, why do you sleep in the same bed with me. ”
Shi Yin was woken up by Ling Feng's noisy noise, slowly opened his sleepy eyes, rubbed his eyes and asked, "What's wrong?" "Why do you sleep with me." Ling Feng asked calmly, as if there had been no chest attack just now. "Just one bed, if you don't sleep together, where do you sleep?". Shi Yin's eyes narrowed into a line and replied with a grin. Ling Feng was speechless for a moment, and after thinking about it, he didn't suffer a loss anyway, besides, both of them were still wearing pajamas, and nothing happened, they just simply slept in the same bed.
"Ah Feng is really nervous, I wanted to sleep more. With a hint of complaint in his words, Shiyin yawned at me. "By the way, wait for Ah Feng, let's go to dinner together!"
"Don't you eat at home?" "Home, Ah Feng has the concept of home, do you want to marry me?" Shi Yin leaned his face closer and blinked, expecting Ling Feng's reply.
"Shi Yin, didn't you say you were going to have breakfast?" Ling Feng immediately changed the subject, otherwise he would start an infinite Q&A mode again. "Then let's go. Ling Feng said to Shi Yin.
"Okay, but let's change our clothes first. ”
The sparsely populated streets are covered with blue-gray bricks, as if covered with a thick layer of dust, giving people a sense of peace and quiet. On both sides of the street stand pitch-black street lamps, white caps cover the black lamps, and it is estimated that if it were not for daytime, this place could be used as a place to shoot horror movies. But the houses here are full of strong Western style, with jagged triangular roofs and wooden doors, giving people the feeling of being in Renaissance medieval Western Europe.
Shi Yin took Ling Feng's hand and came to the door of a restaurant. There was a sign with the word "open" printed on the wooden door, indicating that the store was in business, and the back of the sign probably also had the word "close", Ling Feng thought boredly in his heart.
"Let's go, Ah Feng, let's eat here. After speaking, Shi Yin took Ling Feng's hand with one hand and pushed open the wooden door with the other to enter the restaurant. The area of the dining room is not very large, but the decoration is very exquisite, with golden chandeliers hanging under the white roof, white tablecloths neatly spread on the small dining table, and silver cutlery on the clean and tidy tabletop. But there was not a single customer in the store except the waiter.
Shi Yin pulled Ling Feng to pick a sunny dining table, and the two sat opposite each other. "Won't it be expensive here?" Ling Feng lowered his voice and whispered to Shi Yin. "Ah Feng thinks it will be expensive?" Shi Yin asked rhetorically.
"Expensive," Ling Feng replied without hesitation. Ling Feng felt that this kind of restaurant was not the place where he should come, if it was him, he should eat a breakfast of steamed buns and soy milk fritters. Shi Yin smiled in the face of Ling Feng's answer, and said
"Ah Feng, look at your current clothes, it's not in line with your identity to say such things. Shi Yin pointed to Ling Feng, who was wearing a slim black suit and a white shirt, with a black striped tie around his neck, like a well-mannered gentleman.
Ling Feng coughed, "It's not that you have to wear it, this tie is almost out of breath on my neck." He loosened the tie around his neck with his hand and continued, "Shiyin, you are dressed like a noble lady. Ling Feng looked at the white dress, his jet-black hair coiled on his head, which did not match Shi Yin's aura at all.
"Shiyin, you really should be wearing a maid's outfit. Ling Feng smiled and said, "You don't feel as aura as before. Shi Yin didn't budge in the face of Ling Feng's ridicule, and sneered: "Ah Feng is really more suitable for school uniforms with tomatoes and scrambled eggs. ”
Ling Feng was poked in the sore spot all of a sudden, and three comic-colored black lines seemed to appear on his face. I remembered the school uniform that I threw away at Shiyin's house in the shower last night.
The waiter standing on the side, wearing a white shirt and black vest, stood blankly and watched the two of them arguing with each other.
"Well, excuse me, excuse me. The waiter looked embarrassed and asked, "What do you want this lady and this gentleman to eat?"
"Steamed buns, soy milk fritters. ”
"Steak red wine bread. ”
The two said at the same time, and the waiter twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "I'm sorry, this gentleman, there is nothing you want in this store, only this lady ordered." ”
Ling Feng had the urge to break his mouth, why would he say such a strange combination of steamed buns and soy milk fritters, looking at the style of this restaurant, he knew that there was no Chinese food at all, and sure enough, he was the mentality of hanging silk.
Ling Feng smiled calmly and said, "Then follow this young lady's order, and come with two copies." "Okay," the waiter replied. Shi Yin stuck out his tongue at the charge, "Stupid Ah Feng, make a fool of yourself!" Ling Feng pretended not to hear or see it. Actions that ignore the sound of time.
"Sir, Miss, bread steak and red wine for two. With that, the waiter took it out of the silver plate, placed it neatly in front of the two of them, and left.
"The speed of this shop is really fast!" Just as Ling Feng was surprised by the god-like speed of this shop. Shi Yin had already started, attacking the steak with a knife and fork. After a while, Shi Yin's plate was swept away, Shi Yin's eyes turned to Ling Feng's plate, Ling Feng immediately protected his plate, just like an animal protects its own food, Ling Feng also acted out of his own instinct.
Shi Yin looked at himself with rabbit-like eyes, as if to say, "Ah Feng is the best, let me eat the food!"
Ling Feng really couldn't stand such a look, and pushed the food in
Shi Yin said in front of him: "I didn't expect Shi Yin to be a carnivore, take it." "Thank you. Shi Yin winked at Ling Feng.
Shi Yin waved his knife and fork, and quickly put the steak handed by Ling Feng into his stomach. Ling Feng bit the bread and swallowed it one bite at a time, the expression on his face was like he was biting the bark of a tree, so painful. Sure enough, the combination of steamed buns, soy milk and oil strips is more suitable for me, Ling Feng muttered in his heart, and bit down the bread in pain. "Ah Feng, why don't you drink?" Shi Yin asked curiously, chewing the meat in his mouth. "Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol. ”
Ling Feng said in an adult's tone.
"Ah, that's your rule. As he spoke, Shi Yin poured the wine into the goblet made of glass, and also filled Ling Feng's cup. "Here, Ah Feng's age can already go to the battlefield. Shi Yin took a sip of the red wine in the glass and said in a light tone.
Ling Feng glanced at the glass of blood-like red wine, frowned, and said, "I hate drinking, but I think the taste of wine is good. Ling Feng recalled the graduation dinner in junior high school, and he confessed to the girl he liked with the strength of wine, and then was politely rejected by the words "We are still young, we should focus on studying". After that, I hated drinking very much, and I didn't socialize with fox friends and dogs. I only know that I am addicted to the world of anime all day long, what is so good about girls in reality, how can there be girls in anime who are good-looking. It's good now.,Finally, I can live quietly in this world.,The world of anime.。 Ling Feng recalled the past in his heart.
"Ah Feng, what do you think, so obsessed. Shi Yin gently tapped Ling Feng's head with the handle of the Western dinner knife.
"Nothing. Ling Feng came back to his senses and asked in a curious tone, "Shi Yin, is there Asuna from Sword Art Domain here?"
"Who is Asuna, Ah Feng's ex-girlfriend?"
"What about Mikoto Misaka?"
"Nope. ”
"What about Yato, Naruto, and Kuriyama Mikura?" Ling Feng listed the characters of the anime he had watched in one breath, looking at Shiyin with goddess-like eyes, expecting an affirmative answer.
"Ah Feng, has your head been caught in the door, how do I know the names of so many people?" Shi Yin knocked on Ling Feng's head again.
"So it's not two-dimensional, it's not the world of anime. Ling Feng asked, his mouth wide open, his mouth large enough to accommodate a bowling ball.
"Ao, I understand, Ah Feng thought I was a person in the comics because I came out of the comics?" Shi Yin paused and continued: "Do you think I'm a person in the comics?"
Ling Feng lowered his head and sighed, "My goddess, my anime, my ideal world." At this time, Ling Feng was like an old man who was about to die, so old and weak.
The anime characters featured above are from Sword Art Online, A Scientific Overrail Electromagnetic Cannon, Norajin, Naruto, and The Other Side of the Realm.