Hundred miles of five kinds of incense: touch porcelain

There is a small tea shop in the middle of the twenty or thirty miles of the wild road business road, selling some tea, melon seeds, gruel, buns, steamed buns, these five things, although the business is not big, but there are really a lot of people who come and go to rest!

There are passing by, and there are also thieves who eat and eat on this road, and many times they can encounter such funny scenes, and the robbers and the robbers rest in the tea shed together, talking and laughing. However, after going on the road together, they walked to the place where the bandits were robbed, and the bandits immediately changed their faces and asked for gold and silver property. It reflects the spirit of love and dedication of the bandits.

Walking on the road together, the robbed people have a good idea of what kind of economic situation the thieves have, and they have no money in their hearts, and they will ask for more when they encounter money; sometimes there are exceptions, the thieves don't want money: the thieves and the robbed people have a very happy relationship, and the thieves don't take a penny, but will tell the robbed people, who am I, you walk on this road, but if you mention my name when you encounter a robbery, maybe I can ask you less.

It is impossible for a robber not to ask you for money, and it is not a good idea for a robber not to ask for money.

The old man who runs a tea shop is surnamed Jiao, and he lives in a village three or four miles away. Jiao Laohan was also a thief before, and he robbed the tea shop, and everyone called him Jiao Lao.

Gradually, he got older, his gray hair was clumsy, his light gray face was wrinkled one by one, and his snow-white beard was on his chest. When I got old, every time I went out to rob, I used a wooden stick in my left hand as a crutch and a kitchen knife in my right hand. When the old man was young, he also used a heavy knife like Tiehu and his father, and then he had to become more and more powerless, so he changed the heavy knife to a lighter simple knife, and finally changed it to a kitchen knife.

After Boss Jiao got older, robbing here all day long didn't look like a robbery at all. When Jiao Lao was young, he was a burly man, with a straight face like King Kong's angry eyes, he didn't need to open his mouth to say the lines that had been handed down for thousands of years, and those who walked knew what he wanted to do, and they untied their shy handkerchiefs one after another, and gave him a few pennies with trembling hands, and the robbed person also said with a crying voice, "I also spare my life, I have a white-haired old mother who needs to see a doctor, and a wife and children who need to eat and leave me some!"

Boss Jiao couldn't see others crying and crying, and besides, there was a standard for robbery fees, and it would be enough to rob two pennies in the current situation, so he only left two pennies and let the person leave quickly, because there was a queue behind. Although there are many young passers-by in the back, some of them dare not provoke Boss Jiao when they see him looking so horizontal, and some think that this intersection is a toll station, otherwise so many pedestrians will consciously line up. So I lined up silently.

When it was his turn, he gave ten cents according to the official standard, and just wanted to leave. was stopped by Boss Jiao's shocked voice in the mountains and forests, "Dude, you give too much!" Boss Jiao asked the young man for eight cents again.

The current Jiao Boss is not as beautiful as in the past. Boss Jiao has always worked alone, because there are two sons and daughters in the family, and there are two high halls above, and his daughter-in-law can only take care of the housework and let her farm and chop wood, and Boss Jiao is also distressed. So when he was young, he relied on the evil of his own people, and he did it alone.

Today's Jiao Boss is no longer majestic, and as soon as he arrives at the place of robbery, he dozes off, because his legs and feet are not good, Jiao Boss, who should have been hiding behind a tree, can only sit on the side of the road and wait for pedestrians to come. After being able to sit on the ground and sleep for most of the day, I missed the deal. But I could still find that there was a few pennies in hand, and some unwitting passers-by took him for a beggar. There are also those who are used to being robbed by him, and they form a conditioned reflex, and they can't bear to see Boss Jiao fall like this, so they still give him a penny or two, and they can also earn a coffin book.

Boss Jiao came from a deep sleep, and he didn't feel happy when he saw the money at his feet and in his hand, but a heavy humiliation, the thieves ate with their ability, how could they get it without work. He put a few pennies into his arms, and he couldn't waste it.

Boss Jiao then made up his mind that he must be energetic and not doze off in the afternoon. Seriously do a one-shot deal, just sit like this, and feel like you are sleepy.

Now there are a few passers-by, and Boss Jiao hurriedly stood up when he saw it, regardless of the gold stars in his eyes, blocking the way of pedestrians, and his hand holding the kitchen knife trembled slightly. said vaguely, "Eldest sister...... The eldest sister ......" passers-by suddenly became nervous in their hearts, thinking about how they had met a madman in the wilderness. Quickly shook Boss Jiao and ran over.

Passers-by may give a penny whenever they find out that Boss Jiao is a beggar and a thief, but they don't need to give him money if he is a madman. Boss Jiao watched the passers-by run away in a puff of smoke, and was already out of the scope of his robbery. If you don't chase it, you still murmur in your heart: What kind of world is it now, how can those who walk not be afraid of robbery!

Boss Jiao just wanted to go back to the place and sit down, but when he saw an ox cart slowly coming in the distance, Boss Jiao simply stood in the middle of the road and waited. He also saw an old man standing in the middle of the road, and although he didn't know what he was standing there for, he felt that he should hide from it, so he just looked at the evening sunset.

Suddenly, the people in the car heard a "bang", and their cattle reached the old man, Jiao Boss.

In fact, when Boss Jiao saw the ox cart getting closer and closer, he thought that the cart would definitely stop in front of people, but he didn't expect this cow to be so willful, the cow's nose touched Boss Jiao's nose before it stopped, and he wanted to stick out his tongue to lick Boss Jiao's light gray face. Boss Jiao originally wanted to take a step on his legs, but he didn't think that he would slip on one foot and knock himself down.

The person who drove the car hurriedly got out of the car to see how the old man was hit. I was relieved to see it, and I could still move how the boss planned to get up from the ground with difficulty. The owner thought to himself that it was fortunately fine, and it was not a porcelain. The owner of the car just thought blankly, and didn't go up to help the old man. As a result, Jiao Boss, who was about to get up, fell to the ground again with a "bang", this time it seemed to hurt more, the pain was so painful, the pain was so painful, one hand held his waist and the other pointed to the owner of the car, Jiao Boss actually wanted to complain: Why don't you help me up! But before the words were spoken, the owner immediately took out the money bag and grabbed a handful of copper coins and threw them to Jiao Laohan, and hurriedly drove away around Jiao Laohan.

The owner of the car regarded Jiao Laohan as a porcelain slanderer, and looked around to see if anyone saw it while running.

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