Chapter 128: The Great Elder's Fart Incident
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The current Qi Zhongtian belongs to this situation, Hu Yuanshan deliberately let go of the old man of Chaotian Sect, so that the spearhead of Chaotian Sect was pointed at Daliang Mansion, but Qi Zhongtian was in a hurry and burned his head, and he didn't even see this, this is purely a shame of not knowing life and death.
Li Sanxiao, who has been a person in two lives, saw through this at a glance, and kept rolling his eyes on the side, not knowing how many idiots Qi Zhongtian had secretly scolded in his heart.
Sure enough, Hu Yuanshan pursed his lips and sneered with a cold face: "What is the mountain mountain of the Qi Mansion Master?"
Qi Zhongtian was choked by Hu Yuanshan's words, his face was blue and red, and he was speechless for a while, and only now did he understand how stupid he was, he was really stupid to be calculated by others and treat others as ancestors.
Qi Zhongtian hates, hates it!
But he had no choice, Hu Yuanshan was a big official with two eyes and five grades, and it was not impossible to provoke others, and it was not impossible to turn over and destroy the Daliang Mansion, so Qi Zhongtian could only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, without any temper.
It is also sad to say, once upon a time it was so majestic to belong to the imperial court forces, and the major forces did not dare to disobey, but now the people in power in the imperial court are dim, and the local regimes are independent, and places like Daliang Mansion do not know how many will be destroyed in a day in the vast land of Kyushu?
Qi Zhongtian was paralyzed on the ground, his eyes were hollow, and he kept muttering: "It's over, it's all over......
A three-eyed official from the fifth grade instantly failed to look like this, and Li Sanxiao realized the cruelty of the world more and more deeply. In this world of the jungle, only when you are strong can you survive, which is an eternal truth.
At this moment, Li Sanxiao's thirst for power reached the extreme, he didn't want to follow in the footsteps of Qi Zhongtian, and he couldn't even protect his relatives.
"What about Mo Yinyin?" Maybe Hu Yuanshan had seen a lot of ups and downs, and there was no pity in his indifferent eyes, but he turned his head to look at Li San and smiled, and asked coolly.
Although Hu Yuanshan said that he would not interfere in this matter, he secretly followed, Li Sanxiao was sure that if he didn't come up with a way, Hu Yuanshan would definitely not stand by and save him and Mo Yinyin.
It turned out that this old man was the master of cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and in an instant, Li Sanxiao's opinion of Hu Yuanshan changed greatly, thinking that this cool old man was also quite cute.
There was no resistance in his heart, Li Sanxiao naturally took a 180-degree turn in his attitude towards Hu Yuanshan, and said respectfully: "Returning to the Great Elder, Senior Sister Mo is at the altar in the east of the city!"
"Let's go!"
Hu Yuanshan only said one word, and with a turn of his sleeves, Li Sanxiao suddenly felt that the world was spinning, and when he came back to his senses, he was already at the altar in the east of Daliang City.
"Great Elder, Senior Brother Li!" Mo Yinyin said in surprise when she saw someone coming.
When everyone in Daliang Mansion saw it, they immediately stepped forward to surround Hu Yuanshan.
"Hmph!" Hu Yuanshan frowned, snorted heavily, and with him as the center, the official fortune surged wildly, and everyone fell to the ground, wailing constantly.
Hu Yuanshan's action was originally quite cool, but a discordant voice sounded.
"Poof......
Fart!
Someone farted in public!
Li San smiled and unconsciously covered his buttocks, rolled his eyes, and said in a shocking voice: "The Great Elder's fart is really extraordinary, and he has knocked down so many people!"
Everyone sweated profusely and fainted en masse.
Hu Yuanshan's head was full of black lines, and he turned his head to stare at Li San with a black old face, looking like a cannibal.
Li Sanxiao was furious when he saw it, and said with a sneer: "Big ...... Great Elder, you ......."
"Shut up!" Hu Yuanshan said with a dark old face as if he was afraid that Li Sanxiao would say something shocking again.
If it were someone else, I'm afraid Hu Yuanshan would have slapped him a long time ago, but Li Sanxiao's identity is different, and he even said that his identity is a little sensitive, and there is a mysterious force behind Louwailou, Hu Yuanshan has to scruple.
Li Sanxiao shrank his neck in fright, grinning stupidly, but he saw Mo Yinyin's bright gaze. Mo Yinyin noticed Li Sanxiao's action of touching her ass just now, and she knew exactly who was farting.
But Li Sanxiao dared to slander the Great Elder Hu Yuanshan in public for farting, which was really shocking and incredible, and the most amazing thing was that Hu Yuanshan just scolded Li San for laughing, and there was no follow-up.
Mo Yinyin's little head was a little insufficient, and she became more and more curious about Li Sanxiao in her heart. But she doesn't know that when a woman becomes curious about a man, then the woman is likely to fall in love with the man unconsciously.
Seeing Mo Yinyin looking at herself, Li Sanxiao's heart suddenly burst out, and she tore her face with her hand and made a grimace.
"Uh......" Mo Yinyin was dizzy, blushing and skimming over, not daring to look at Li San and smile anymore.
Li Sanxiao is like a victorious general, stinky with his thumb across the tip of his nose, which is very bad.
"Elder Hu, be merciful!"
There was obviously anxiety in the shouting, Qi Zhongtian shot from afar, hurriedly blocked in front of Hu Yuanshan, and pleaded again: "Great Elder, please be merciful!"
"Let go!" Hu Yuanshan stood with his hands in his hands, and only said two words, if he was dozens of years younger, that cool expression would definitely be a big killer for the girl.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Qi Zhongtian's face trembled, and he hurriedly turned around and waved everyone away, and said loudly: "Release people quickly!"
When everyone in Daliang Mansion saw that their lord was so afraid of Hu Yuanshan, they also knew that a big man was coming, so they hurriedly put the Mo family from the pyre.
After some life and death horror, the Mo family was finally rescued, Mo Yinyin was overjoyed, crying with joy, and actually shed tears.
Li San smiled, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly picked up everyone, holding a jade bottle in his hand under Mo Yinyin's face, and kept shouting: "Don't waste, don't waste, cry, cry quickly, cry quickly......"
Who?
Do you want to cry yourself?
Mo Yinyin was puzzled in her heart, stopped crying, and glared at Li San with black lines on her head.
This Li Sanxiao is sometimes very cute, but sometimes he can make people half to death, I really don't know what kind of person he is.
Li San smiled and saw that Mo Yinyin was no longer crying, so he was at a loss in a hurry, and begged: "Senior Sister Mo, cry quickly, I beg you, cry quickly!"
Hu Yuanshan kept rolling his eyes behind him and looked up at the sky, which was clearly saying, "I don't know him, and there is no such person in the mountains."
"Senior Brother Li, why am I crying?" Mo Yinyin's heart was full of big question marks, and she looked at him speechlessly.