The baby pondered for a while and said, "You give the fish to Director Hua, and take me to see which rooms You Eight Immortals live in in the Great Demon Room?"

Wait a minute, You Baxian flew past the baby, didn't say hello, dirty, and flew into the twelve-story building with a stench. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Goldfish Two came out of Director Hua's house and kicked his legs and flew up, and the baby followed closely behind and found the lame fairy in the left room on the eighth floor. As soon as he entered the house, a foul smell rushed up, and the smoke made the baby cover his nose with his hand. The bedding was a mess of the same color as the floor, and the quilts and sheets were a mess on the ground. The floor is greasy and slippery. When I went to the bathroom, I saw that there was feces everywhere on the toilet lid, on the floor, and by the bath.

Baby and Goldfish walked out on tiptoe all the way to the middle of the eighth floor. Seeing that the baby and the second goldfish were coming, the holy fairy smiled and said, "The master is here?"

The baby nodded, and took a casual look, although the room was also dirty, not like the lame fairy. The baby and the goldfish came out in a circle, and they were very upset, so they went to the ninth, tenth, and eleventh floors to take a look. You Baxian occupies a suite by himself, and there is no single double room. Baby is angry and flies into the conference room from the building, followed by Goldfish Two. The baby asked, "How many days have You Baxian been living here?"

The goldfish did the math and said, "There are four and a half days." ”

Baby said: "In just four and a half days, the house has become so dirty and smells terrible." In particular, the lame fairy is the dirtiest. The more the baby thought about it, the more depressed he became, and asked, "Demon Eye Man, what do you think of You Eight Immortals?"

The Devil-Eyed Man stood at the head of the bed and did not move, automatically searching, and said in an observant tone: "Why is there no sympathy for You Baxian? Here's why! Kind-hearted people can't do a good job; they don't repay their kindness, they fool around, and they don't pay attention to hygiene." “

The baby asked, "What should I do? I can't let You Baxian live here, occupy my eight suites, snatch food, and have germs on my body." “

The Devil-Eyed Man said in a demonic voice: "The Eight Immortals wander in all directions, generally sleep next to the garbage, reach out and grab the food in the garbage when they are hungry, never wash their faces, take a bath, and defecate everywhere; But we have no right to deal with them, so we can only send them away quietly. “

The baby asked, "Where are you going to send them?"

The MONOCLONE's automatic search for a moment says, "There are three places to go." First, send them to the edge of heaven and let them fend for themselves. Second, send them down to earth so that they can live naturally on earth. Third, send out the earth. ”

Goldfish Er asked anxiously: "Isn't it death if you send it out of the earth? ”

The Demon-Eyed said, "I sent the earth out of desperation. Or choose the first one and send it to the edge of the sky. Ordinary people can't find it back. ”

With a wave of his magic, the baby searched down the twelve-story building, and after a while, You Baxian flew out of the big demon room, took all the dirty things on the bed, flew towards the sky, flashed, and disappeared. The baby used magic to clean all the houses where You Baxian lived and said, "Goldfish Er, how about you go upstairs and take a look?"

Goldfish II flew away, and the brothers and sisters on the twelfth floor flew into the conference room. Huang Huang said: "Dad, it's great to get rid of these stinky eight immortals! Not to mention the food every day, the entire twelve-story building is their stench; the brothers and sisters dare not speak." They also snorted with goldfish three and goldfish four, and hurt people at every turn. “

Huahua said: "Especially the lame fairy, it is dirty and smelly, there is feces on his clothes and pants, and he climbs on the fish pile to grab fish to eat;

"Daddy, no beggars are allowed to live with us from now on;

Baby asked, "Demon Eye Man, how many such wandering immortals are there in the sky?"

The Demon Eye Man automatically searched and said in an observant tone: "The fairy world is very large, and there are such people everywhere, so there is no way to count them." ”

The baby pondered for a while and asked, "What should we do when they come?" We have such a big house, and there are many empty rooms;

Goldfish Two flew into the conference room from the twelve-story building and said, "Baby Daddy, it's all clean, I've seen every room." ”

The Demon Eye Man said in a demonic voice: "Use the golden light cover to cover the big demon room, leave a small door, and install an invisible alarm, as before, to ensure that others do not take advantage of loopholes." Even if you don't come to the Eight Immortals, there will be uninvited tourists who will secretly check in. ”

With a wave of magic, the baby searched for uninvited visitors down the twelve-story building, and after a while, two flew out of the building to the conference room. The baby was depressed and asked, "Who are you, and why do you live in my house?"

The first black face said: "I am black face, and when I saw that there were beggars living in the building, or living in a suite, I moved in." ”

Baby asked, "Are you staying in a single room or a suite?"

Hei Yan said: "The suites are all full, and you can only live in a single room. ”

"You two live together, or you alone. ”

"Of course he lives alone, and I don't know him. ”

The baby felt more and more wrong: "Why is it that the fairy world is the same as the mortal world, and there are these messy things?"

The Demon Eye Man automatically searched and said in an observational tone: "Heaven and earth are generally the same, and there are people who walk in and out of color, so it is called society." The fairy world is actually the fairy society, which is a normal situation. ”

The more you look at it, the more annoyed you become, and there are so many things going on in the past four or five days; if you live in a year or two, won't this twelve-story building be filled with outsiders?

The yellow face said, "I'm not going anywhere, I'm not staying anywhere!"

Baby declares: "I am home, not a charity, and cannot provide you with a place to live." It is especially gracious that you come in without saying hello and do not trouble you, and if you do not go, I will have to send you away. ”

Hei Yan said: "If you can't send it away, we will still come." ”

The baby was furious, glared and said, "I'm really angry! What is the use of these guys who don't know what to do?" With a wave of his hand, the wind blew fiercely, sucking the black face and yellow face into the eye of the wind outside. The baby shouted, "Throw me down." ”

Two people flew out of the eye of the wind, flashed down with a bucket, and disappeared. It was so dark that I couldn't see anything. The baby retracted the eye of the storm, and with a wave of magic, with a "swish", the golden light cover covered the entire big demon room, and slowly became invisible.

The baby flew out of the conference room with the children, and saw the invisible magic room, exactly the same as before. The baby was very upset and shouted, "Go back to bed, children! “

The children flew into the twelve-story building, and the baby came to the bedroom exhausted, closed the door, lay down on the bed, closed his eyes, and fell asleep in a while......

Director Hua's shout came from outside the door: "Baby, baby——!"

The baby was woken up, and with a wave of the door, he came out of the conference room, and it was dawn. Director Hua smiled when he saw the baby: "I'm leaving, I want to say hello to you!

Bao introduced and said: "The stinky eight immortals have been cleaned out, and there are two uninvited guests in the building who have also been cleaned up." ”

"We've only been here for a few days, how can there be so much garbage?"

"That's what I think too; Wonderland is the most beautiful place in people's impressions! How can there be these things? I didn't plan to cover it with a golden light cover, but I didn't expect it to work if I didn't cover it!"

Director Hua said, "It's too late, I'm leaving!" Director Hua flew away through the small door of the golden light mask. The MONOCULUS flew from the bedroom, spun around, and said, "Today's task is to imitate the Fruit Flood Sword. “

As soon as the baby disappeared as soon as he became invisible, the demon eye man turned into a magic light, pulling the baby to fly down, and after a while, he came to the office of the fruit Hong Lijian. The fruit Hong Lijian was not in it. The baby went around the office, led by the magic light, and saw the fruit Hong Lijian getting down from the car. Turned into a crypto worm and flew on his back. Fruit Hong Lijian was followed closely by the secretary Xu Qingren.

Cell phone ringtone: "I remember a place that I can never forget......"

Fruit Hong Lijian took out his mobile phone from his small satchel, glanced at it and dialed it to his ear: "Hey, I just went to work, and I haven't arrived at the office yet!"

Xia Yan's voice came from the phone: "Husband, I have a stomachache, I can't stand it?"

"Don't you have a babysitter with you, and let her take you to the hospital?"

"It's in the hospital! The doctor said that the fetus in the womb should be removed, and the fetus is strangely shaped. ”

"Okay, okay! I know, I'll be right here. Fruit Hong Lijian hung up the call and said to Xu Qingren: "You go up first, I still have some problems." As he spoke, he got into the car, dialed Xia Yan's mobile phone, connected it for a while, and asked, "Which hospital are you in?"

"I'll send you an address. ”

"Does your father and mother know about this?"

"I don't know. Tell them what to do? It's my own business!"

"Xiao Xia, it's hard for me to do it! I don't look up and look down with your father, and your father doesn't have no money, what are you pestering me to do this old man?"

"Don't say that! They've all been given to you! The babysitter is ready! Is it useful to say that now?"

"What do you mean?"

"I just want to give you a baby. Isn't your wife going to give birth? Your secretary has a problem, and I'm the only one who can do it!"

"There are a lot of young men! How much do you want? I'll give it to you! It's annoying!"

"Do young people have your brains? There can be a few people as smart as you. I want our descendants to be like you! As long as the two of us are together every day, are we afraid that there will be no high-quality offspring?"

"I really need a offspring! Blame me, I wouldn't have had to drink more than two sips that day. ”

"You regret it? But I'm still a virgin, and I don't regret it! You want children, don't I want them? I want a smart child like you. ”

"I don't think I'm smart at all, I'm being fooled. ”

"Don't talk about it, come here, my stomach hurts? The hospital is waiting for you to get your opinion. "The call hangs up.

Fruit Hong Lijian was just about to put his mobile phone, when a message sounded, opened it and took a look, it was the address of the hospital. Immediately put the mobile phone in the small square shoulder bag and drove to the hospital. I parked my car in the parking space, went to the hospital to consult the service desk, and successfully found the place where the obstetrics and gynecology were hospitalized. Xia Yan saw that the fruit Hong Lijian was coming, so she smiled and said, "The doctor has been here a few times, and I want you to sign it when I remove the child." ”

Fruit Hong Lijian pondered for a while and said, "It's okay if the adults are fine!"

The relatives of the No. 3 pregnant woman came over and enthusiastically introduced the fruit Hong Lijian: "Old man, your daughter was in a lot of pain just now, and she was rolling around on the bed, and the doctor came to give painkiller injections before she calmed down." ”

The fruit Hong Lijian squeezed his mouth and was speechless. Xia Yan was reluctant and stopped: "He is my husband." ”

The relatives of the No. 3 pregnant woman said: "I'm sorry!"

Fruit Hong Lijian shook his hand: "It's okay, I don't know!

Pregnant woman No. 3 said with a shy belly: "Mom, don't worry about other people's business. You're too old to read!"

A male doctor and two female nurses came in from outside the door. The male doctor asked, "Are the relatives of pregnant woman No. 5 here?"

Fruit Hong Lijian said: "I am." ”

The male doctor said: "The pregnant woman has not paid the fee, and if she takes the child out after paying the fee, she needs the signature of her relatives." ”

Fruit Hong Lijian asked, "What kind of freak, can you let me see it?"

The male doctor said, "You go to pay the bill first, and I will arrange for the pregnant woman to enter the ultrasound room to see it." ”

Fruit Hong Lijian said to the female nanny: "Sister-in-law, take care of Xiao Xia, I'll pay the bill." ”

The doctor asked the nurse to take out the bill on the folder, handed it to the fruit Hong Lijian and said, "Remember the No. 5 bed in room 302 on the third floor." Fruit Hong Lijian took the bill, came to the toll office in the hall on the first floor, waited for an hour, finally paid the hospitalization fee, and returned to room 302 on the third floor. Xia Yan saw the fruit Hong Lijian and asked, "How much did you pay?"

Fruit Hong Lijian handed the bill to Xia Yan and said, "Even the deposit is 6,000 yuan, and the toll collector said: "Refund more and make up for less." “

Cell phone ringtone: "I remember a place that I can never forget......"

Fruit Hong Lijian took out his mobile phone from Xiaofang's satchel, glanced at the phone from Xia Fuyan, felt a little panicked, and immediately came out of the pregnant woman's room, dialed into his ear: "Hey!"

Xia Fuyan's voice came from the mobile phone, and he scolded loudly: "Hong Lijian, are you human? got it on my head? How old is my daughter? You are her elder! It's so inhuman!"

Fruit Hong Lijian broke out in a cold sweat, pondered for a while and said, "Don't make trouble! Let your daughter tell you, okay?"

Xia Fuyan continued to scold: "There are so many beauties around you, your heart is not enough, you livestock?"

Fruit Hong Lijian didn't speak, went into the pregnant woman's room and handed the mobile phone to Xia Yan and said, "It's your father's call." ”

Xia Yan took the phone and shouted, "Hey, Dad, what's wrong?"

"Where are you? I heard that Hong Lijian hospitalized you, is it true? This old rascal, I want to sue him. ”

"What are you talking about? I did it of my own free will. Don't you want a smart grandson? Dad, don't interfere in my affairs! If our relationship is stiffened, I don't recognize you as a father!"

"What are you talking about? Lao Tzu raised you so much for nothing! For a man who is older than your father, you don't want a father?"

"Dad, he's not an ordinary man, and I don't understand it when I tell you. I'm doing fetal work in the hospital, he's by my side, you don't care about my business. He gave it to me, you can't give it!That's it!" Xia Yan hung up the phone and handed the fruit Hong Lijian.

Xia Fuyan was going crazy, circling around the office, and wanted to smash his desk.

The male doctor came in with two female nurses: "Relatives of pregnant women, you can go to the ultrasound room to see the fetus!"

Xia Yan came to the B-ultrasound room with the support of the female nanny, and the nurse asked Xia Yan to lie on the bed, smeared ultrasound-coupled lubricating oil on her stomach, and used a detector to detect back and forth in the oiled place on her stomach, and a three-headed baby appeared on the B-ultrasound screen, and the monitor moved back and forth to distinguish the baby girl from the baby's male and female signs. Fruit Hong Lijian was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth and said, "The fetus is normal!

The ultrasound nurse said, "Isn't it strange to have three heads? Who have you ever seen with three heads?"

Fruit Hong Lijian was very excited and said: "Can't you take it? Normal production, if you can't give birth naturally, you will break your abdomen." ”

The female nurse of B-ultrasound monitoring said, "You wait, I'll come in a while." ”

Xia Yan objected loudly: "If you take a big mouth, you will break your abdomen, and if you break your abdomen, you will leave a deep scar on your stomach!"

Fruit Hong Lijian said: "Isn't it better to be able to give birth smoothly?"

The female nurse of B-ultrasound monitoring brought in two male doctors. One of them asked Guo Hong Lijian, "You mean to give birth to this child?"

Fruit Hong Lijian said: "That's right!"

Another male doctor said, "Be mentally prepared, the child is a baby girl with three heads. It can only break the abdomen, not give birth naturally. ”

Xia Yan asked, "Why can't I have a smooth delivery?"

The male doctor said: "The three heads cannot be taken out naturally, and the lives of the child and the adult are in danger." Tummy break is safe and reliable, and there will be no accidents. ”

Xia Yan pondered for a while, and said to herself, "I'm going to be stabbed!" and asked again, "Husband, are three heads normal?"

Fruit Hong Lijian said: "Our ancestors have three heads, so it is normal. ”

The male doctor frowned and asked, "There are three heads, is it the grandfather's generation or the parents' generation?"

Fruit Hong Lijian said: "It's grandparents!"

The male doctor wrote something on the notebook and said, "All right, just do as you say; ”

According to the doctor's instructions, the fruit Hong Lijian filled in the copy paper with Hong Lijian. The ultrasound monitoring nurse wiped the ultrasound-coupled lubricating oil off Xia Yan's body with paper, asked Xia Yan to get up, and was helped back to bed No. 5 in the ward by the nanny to lie down.