Wu Tian has been taking classes in the academy for four years, and he never thought that the time of such a big class would be so sad, you must know that this kind of class was Wu Tian's favorite back then. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Maybe other boys, even friends in Wu Tian's dormitory, will think about skipping class, but Wu Tian won't. It's not that Wu Tian likes this kind of class, but he likes the unrestrainedness when he takes this kind of class. As long as people come, as long as you don't go too far in class, don't make a noise, or don't affect the lecturer too loudly, then it doesn't matter what you do in class. Back then, Wu Tian was a complete martial arts idiot, when he took a professional class, there were only a few dozen people in a room, and he didn't dare to do anything, but in this kind of big class with hundreds of people in a room, Wu Tian would take this formation map and watch it endlessly.

However, it is different now, the class has not started yet, but after waiting for more than a minute before class, Wu Tian felt that the whole century had passed, and the Taoist gaze, whether it was jealous or curious gossip, made Wu Tian like a mang on his back, and then looked at Wu Shiqi who was leaning on his shoulder really like Wu Shiqi who was asleep, Wu Tian's heart couldn't help but be extremely unbalanced, and he couldn't help but lower his head and sniff deeply on the hair in front of his forehead, and his heart was a little more comfortable.

However, Wu Shiqi didn't feel comfortable for long, and soon the students were already seated, and at this time, the instructors of each class really came to supervise the number of attendees. Select a few people from the class to bring a list of them, and go down from the first row to the front row, and ask the students present to sign for verification. Since the classes were mixed, the roll call could only go down in a row and get the signatures of the students who belonged to the class. So if there is someone who is not in this class, of course, you don't need to pay attention. This gave Wu Tian the opportunity to sign someone to him. would think that he was from another class, anyway, the celebrities of several classes would not come over together and hand the signature sheet to Wu Tian.

Outcome. After the roll call, no one knew that there was a person in the classroom who was not supposed to be sitting in the classroom. But. I don't know Wu Tian's identity, but all the people who recorded the roll call remembered Wu Tian's appearance, the reason is very simple, everyone has a heart to gossip, and they all want to gossip about what the "boyfriend" of the most beautiful school flower in the history of the school looks like this year. The result, of course, was disappointing, with the feeling of flowers stuck in cow dung. This is the feeling of all those who walked into this row in the name of roll call and saw Wu Tian's appearance. In fact, there are only two people in this row, Wu Tian and Wu Shiqi, and Wu Shiqi signed her name on the list. Wu Tian didn't move, but in this way, he helped Wu Tian to "lie", after all, every class of celebrities has been to this position once, everyone thinks that Wu Tian must have signed a name on someone's list, who would have thought that there was no name of Wu Tian.

After the roll call, after being confirmed by the instructor, a director-level figure came to the podium to make some opening remarks and a few unnutritious nonsense. A few people walked in outside the classroom door. The person in front of the head had a rich face, wearing shiny glasses, and a straight suit, and was the vice president of the college. Generally, except for school-wide events such as opening ceremonies, the dean will not participate, and the figure of the vice dean will often appear in front of students much more often.

The vice dean did not immediately run to the podium when he entered the classroom. But he made a sideways gesture of please, and it seemed that there was a big man who was about to appear outside. Is it the dean? Only such a person can make the vice president so respectful.

Not many of the students present were able to recognize the two who came in next. After all, it is a freshman, from all over the world. They have very little regard for the people and things in Kyoto, and at the opening ceremony, the new students are extremely curious about everything, and only pay attention to the people and things around them, regardless of the old men on the podium and which one is which.

However, as soon as these two people came in, Wu Tian was shocked, because it was none other than Su Changqing and Zhou Quan, the two masters and apprentices. Didn't Zhou Quan go on a business trip? Why did you come here? Wu Tian thought very suspiciously when he saw the two ends entering the classroom.

"Hey, isn't that President Su?" Wu Shiqi, who was sitting next to Wu Tian, had already sat up straight during the roll call, and no longer leaned on Wu Tian, after all, it was a class, and she couldn't hold Wu Tian's arm anymore, it seemed that she also knew Su Changqing, and it was estimated that Wu Yueming and Su Changqing were still very close. "Your girlfriend's grandfather is here, and you dare to sit so close to me?"

"You are my aunt, what are you afraid of!" Wu Tian said confidently.

"Hmph, who cares about you!" Wu Shiqi has always been angry with Wu Tian as an aunt and nephew, but now she was angry when she heard it, got up and sat down next to her, deliberately staying away from Wu Tian.

"Hehe," Wu Tian ignored her, but sighed, "I should have sat in the middle a long time ago, but now it's good, sitting here is so obvious, I have a hunch, and it must be no good for this old man to see it." If you make any requests, I can't refuse here, it's a real headache. ”

"Hmph!" Wu Shiqi on the side was even more angry when she saw Wu Tian ignoring herself, supporting her chin with her right hand, and stretching out her slender jade fingers to block the corners of her eyes to cover her eyes that she secretly swept towards Wu Tian's side, she was disappointed, Wu Tian not only did not sit close to her, but moved to the right and sat on the very edge of this column, next to the window.

Wu Shiqi bit her lip slightly, and couldn't help but regret it in her heart, it's good now, and I'm embarrassed to sit back by myself, and Wu Tian has also sat in a position, even if he sits back, it's nothing, but if he sits in another position, this makes Wu Shiqi unbearable no matter how reserved she is.

At this time, on the podium, the vice president had already spoken, and he was talking about some relevant national policies, ideological traditions, and very official, and he couldn't understand it anyway. However, the identity of the people on the stage is there, everyone must listen carefully, it doesn't matter if they don't listen, at least their eyes should be fixed on the people on the stage, which is called respect.

As for Wu Tian, with his chin in his hands, his fingers stretched out to block most of his face, he believed that the way he looked, even if it was his mother Li Lan, he could only recognize himself by feeling in this situation.

The vice dean was very good at talking, talking for two hours, and letting the students rest for 10 minutes in the middle, but there were big people there, and the students did not dare to move around the classroom at will except for convenience. Towards the end of the speech, the vice dean brought the topic to Su Changqing, and at this time, the eyes of the students who were groggy to "speak" lit up. Su Changqing. The honorary dean of the college, but this is not a reason for students to regard Su Changqing as more respected than the vice dean. The most important thing is Su Changqing's identity as the president of the medical association. As a medical student, the position of the president of the medical association is of course far more important in the eyes of the students than the position of the dean of the college.

"I want to eat French food. Wu Shiqi couldn't help it. took the initiative to sit next to Wu Tian, and began to regret why the two of them had to sit here for two hours, knowing that after today, this man would return to the other woman's side.

"Okay!" Wu Tian looked sideways at Wu Shiqi, "I said you can like it, but I don't eat snails, yes, I don't eat 'pig'." ”

"Giggles" Wu Shiqi leaned in again. Cover your mouth and eat and laugh. The practice of some cheeses in France is not acceptable to everyone, but Wu Shiqi does not care about the deliciousness of French food, but only about the atmosphere of French restaurants.

"Acupuncture is an ancient medical skill, and it is aimed at ......" At this time, Su Changqing made a final speech, just talking about acupuncture, and from time to time asked the students in the front row how they felt, but in such a scene. As a freshman, I naturally can't think of any good questions, and always ask inconsequential things. In the end, Su Changqing spoke more and more mysteriously. even applied the acupuncture method that Wu Tian said about the "Golden Needle Crossing Acupoint", and some of the bold ones gradually got used to the pressure in front of the big shots, and finally asked the question that made the vice president sitting on the side frown.

"President Sue. How is it that you are talking about the martial arts novels I have read, do laughing holes, crying holes, and hemp holes really exist? A needle can control our ability to cry, laugh, and act?"

"Actually, I can tell you about that. However, although many people say that I am the first person in acupuncture. Su Changqing slowly stood up and stared at the last row of the first column, "Actually, they are all wrong, and I know this very well." The 'Golden Needle Crossing Point' does exist, but it is a combination of medicine and martial arts that very people can learn at will. And now, here, there happens to be a person who knows this kind of acupuncture, Dr. Wu, show me a little bit to satisfy your little brother's curiosity. ”

"Damn old man, when did he see me?" Wu Tian, who was sitting at the back with his hands covering his face, finally found that Su Changqing had already noticed his existence, and now he came to pose himself.

"Probably...... Maybe it's the moment when you take a break halfway!" Wu Shiqi was also startled, and everyone looked at her side according to Su Changqing's eyes, so frightened that she immediately sat up straight, and she didn't dare to get tired of Wu Tian anymore.

Wu Tianfang just showed Su Changqing, but he still didn't dodge, and what was even more unexpected was that Su Changqing actually put himself in front of so many people, and in desperation, Wu Tian could only stand up and walk to the front desk.

"Isn't he Shiqi's boyfriend?"

Some friends of Wu Shiqi, who had noticed Wu Shiqi's existence since Wu Tian was brought into the classroom by Wu Shiqi, began to talk about a "classmate" suddenly turning into a "lecturer" It's very uncomfortable, but it's a pity that they can only discuss, and no one can give them answers, unless someone who knows Wu Shiqi dares to risk being seen by the vice president to get up and run to the back row to ask Wu Shiqi for an explanation, and someone has tried to ask Wu Shiqi during the break, but Wu Shiqi just refuses to say, so no one is willing to take such a risk to ask some questions that Wu Shiqi doesn't want to answer.

"You actually treat me like a monkey!" Wu Tian lowered his head and approached Su Changqing when he shook hands with Su Changqing across a podium, and stared at Su Changqing with wide eyes.

"How can it be, this is easy for you, how to say that it is also your junior brother, this is a monkey. Su Changqing also whispered along with Wu Tian's movements.

The two of them spoke in a small voice, but Zhou Quan, who was sitting next to Su Changqing, vaguely listened to it. It stands to reason that when the two are talking, it should be Wu Tian who wants to use honorifics, no matter from age, and the background of Wu Tianzheng and Su Xiaojie's relationship, Wu Tian should treat Su Changqing as an elder, but now it is the other way around, Wu Tian does not have any honorifics for Su Changqing, but Su Changqing has great respect for Wu Tian in his tone.

What can make Su Changqing value it so much, many students think that it is an old man like Su Changqing, no matter how much he is a middle-aged man who is similar to Zhou Quan, but Wu Tian went to the podium, and he didn't know how many pairs of glasses were broken in the classroom, and he couldn't care about the vice dean's silent stop, and they started talking about it.

"I know you!" the one who stood up to ask was a tall boy, 1.8 meters tall. The physique is stout, which is in stark contrast to Wu Tian. The appearance is not bad, both in appearance and body type, it is the type that girls like. "You're Shiqi's boyfriend, I don't remember you being a freshman!"

Men may work in the student council. There used to be an opportunity to contact all the new students, maybe a glance is not enough for the man to recognize everyone, but the person who can be with Wu Shiqi, the man will definitely remember, so he said so. However, the man said yes, but if Wu Tian was sure that he was a freshman, the man would not be very insistent, because he was actually not very sure in his heart. I just think that Wu Shiqi can't be so good with Wu Tian all at once, it must have been a while, so there is no reason why he hasn't seen Wu Tian, and he heard Su Changqing call Wu Tian Doctor Wu, he should be a person who has already graduated.

"Zhang Ning, pay attention to the occasion!" The boy's name is Zhang Ning, and he really has a bit of background and fame, and the vice president actually knows him.

"Yes. Vice-President. Zhang Ning said respectfully, "Then please ask Dr. Wu to explain to us, are there these three acupuncture points in our acupuncture medicine?"

"You can say yes, you can say no. Wu Tian said calmly. But Zhang Ning showed a disdainful look, because what Wu Tian said was the same as what he didn't say.

"A person laughs, just because he is stimulated. It's like being tickled by someone, and some people can't stand it. Laughing all the time. Wu Tian ignored Zhang Ning's disdain, "This stimulation is uncontrollable." Because it affects the meridian system of the human being, and then affects the body, and it cannot be controlled at all. As for this laughing acupoint, in fact, it also achieves this effect by piercing the acupuncture point, but it is not a fixed acupuncture point, there are several sensitive acupuncture points that can achieve this effect, and some novels and the like classify it as a laughing acupoint, which makes people think that it is an independent acupuncture point. Zhang Ning, would you like to demonstrate it yourself?"

"Of course, just stab it!" Zhang Ning suddenly took off the T-shirt on his body, revealing a body of toned muscles, and many girls had stars in their eyes when they saw it, but Zhang Ning just turned his head to look at Wu Shiqi in the back row, and found that Wu Shiqi was also looking at this side, and he was even more proud.

"I've read too many novels. The meridians have the theory of the canon and the strange sutra, and the twelve canons connect the five internal organs of the human body, and stimulating them can have a therapeutic effect on the relevant parts. But to control people laughing and crying non-stop, it is not enough to stimulate the serious, just like tickling, as long as you stop, the person who is scratched will not laugh anymore, we have to stimulate the eight veins of the Qi Jing to be able to completely control these expressions of the human body. ”

"Hehe, the eight veins of the Qi Jing have come out, but I haven't heard of any laughing holes. Zhang Ning looked back at Wu Shiqi proudly.

"The eight meridians of the Qi Jing are not directly related to the viscera, but it can affect the twelve meridians, if the stimulation signal is transmitted from the eight meridians of the Qi Jing to the twelve meridians, then as long as the stimulation is appropriate, it is enough to make you die of laughter here. Do you really want to try?" Wu Tian suddenly stared at Zhang Ning, the coldness in his eyes made the proud Zhang Ning instantly cold, and he unconsciously wanted to retreat with his heels, but he touched the stool behind him and moved it back, and the sound of rubbing the ground was very harsh in the classroom.

"Of course...... Of course, come on. Zhang Ning was awakened by the piercing sound of the stool rubbing against the floor, and couldn't help but blush slightly, and hurriedly straightened his chest to show that he wanted to accept Wu Tian's demonstration and unconsciously touched the stool.

"You don't need to strip naked, it will kill you if you use acupuncture to affect the eight veins of the Qi Meridian, that's it!" Wu Tian said and stretched out his hand to Zhang Ning's chest.

"Dr. Goh......"

Su Changqing just asked Wu Tian to explain, who knew that the scene would be so stiff because of a woman, he was also a cultivator, and naturally understood that using the Qi Sutra to affect the canon would have a great impact on the human body, both good and bad, but this method of simply using stimulation to make people laugh to death must be bad, he hurriedly got up to stop it, but unfortunately it was too late......

"Haha......"

Suddenly, Zhang Ning's whole body twitched slightly, and he laughed wildly when he opened his mouth, but obviously this was not laughing because of ecstasy, looking at Zhang Ning's red face, red eyes, and the body exposed by his upper body twitched strangely, and his hands had to be pressed on the body that was supported on the front desk and began to twitch, it can be seen that he was completely involuntary.

There is no need to explain it in particular, everyone can see that Wu Tian did it, Zhang Ning is completely unable to control himself, and he tried to close his lips several times so that he doesn't have to laugh, but he failed, and he still laughed wildly.

"Doctor Wu, let's get it!" Su Changqing, as a martial artist, naturally understood that it would be delayed for a while. Zhang Ning will leave the root of the disease, and this kind of stimulation of the Qi Sutra to achieve the method of affecting the righteousness and then controlling the human body is extremely harmful. In martial arts novels, it is simply a lie to make people laugh for three days and three nights and die, and if you laugh for two or three minutes, you will have to go into shock.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......" Just as Zhang Ning looked at Wu Tian in despair and fear. Wu Tian finally stretched out his hand and flicked it on his chest, Zhang Ning's laughter stopped on the spot, and the whole person sat down on the stool, but the laughter stopped, and he had to rest for a while to catch his breath, and he could only sit on the stool and cough weakly before he regained his breath, the bloodshot in his eyes was retreating, but his face was still slightly red, and saliva flew out when he coughed. It seems that the laughter has caused his trachea to dilate for a long time, and fluid has entered the trachea.

"There is also a crying acupoint, do you want to try it, its principle is the same as the laughing acupoint, it does not exist fixedly, and it also affects the seriousness with the strange scriptures. Wu Tian looked down at Zhang Ning according to the desktop in front of Zhang Ning, and asked him if he wanted to try.

"Ahem, cough, cough......" Zhang Ning was shocked and wanted to refuse, but his anger had not completely eased up. He couldn't speak at all, but he coughed even more, and his face, which had begun to return to normal, began to turn red again, but he still shook his head wildly. His hands were also swinging wildly, signaling that he didn't want to be a white mouse anymore.

"It seems that Zhang Ning's courage is gone when he smiles, are there any other volunteers?"

"Bang". When everyone heard Wu Tian say this, they couldn't help but push the stool they were sitting on and retreated. Unfortunately, it was blocked by the table behind it, and there was a sound of the metal back of the chair colliding with the metal edge of the table behind it. But. Among the many voices, there was also laughter, but it was Wu Shiqi, who was sitting in the back row, who laughed.

"Oh, this student is smiling so happily, it seems that he is willing to volunteer. Wu Tianwei looked at Wu Shiqi behind him with a smile.

"Okay, come here, I'll be a volunteer!" Wu Shiqi bit her lower lip slightly, spread her hands and pressed them on the edge of the table behind her, the tight T-shirt showed her proud figure, and the naughty look was very beautiful and cute.

"Forget it, crying and laughing are almost the same, I believe everyone understands, my explanation will end here, I'll hand it back to you, President Su. After Wu Tian glanced back at Su Changqing, he walked back to the back row, sat back next to Wu Shiqi, and showed it a little, Wu Tian didn't want to be a monkey on the podium all the time.

The class ended after a few concluding words between Su Changqing and the vice dean, and the students slowly left, those girls who knew Wu Shiqi were originally going to go to Wu Shiqi to gossip about it when they got out of the hall, but now Wu Tian is too terrifying for them, but no one dares to approach the two, which saves a lot of trouble.

The students couldn't finish walking for a while, but the crowd kept walking to the front, and the back row was empty. On the podium, Su Changqing said a few words to the vice president, the vice president got up and began to walk towards the door, while Su Changqing squeezed back with Zhou Quan and walked to Wu Tian's side.

"Mr. Wu, do you want to go back to the celebrity club with the old man to sit down and talk?" Su Changqing looked at Wu Shiqi, who had an ambiguous look with Wu Tian, "Miss Wu can also go together, Ling Zun should also be there." ”

"No, we'll make an appointment to eat together. Wu Tian refused.

Zhou Quan, who was standing next to Su Changqing, looked at Wu Tian and Wu Shiqi, the relationship between the two seemed to be very good, and his eyes couldn't help but darken, compared to Su Changqing's calmness, he was a lot worse. It stands to reason that Su Changqing is Su Xiaojie's grandfather, and he should be more nervous about Wu Tian being with other girls, but in fact it doesn't seem to be the case.

It turns out that in the world of cultivators, polygamy is still accepted, of course, this is done for the sake of the prosperity of the incense of the sect, you must know that all the sects and sects are not willing to spread the martial arts of the sect, if they are all like the world of ordinary people, from generation to generation, it will have to be automatically destroyed one day, so polygamy is inevitable. Su Changqing accepted the shackles of sectarian morality, and of course he didn't care too much about Wu Tian knowing girls other than Su Xiaojie.

"Okay, then the old man will go first. After Su Changqing finished speaking, he nodded to Wu Shiqi, and then left the classroom with Zhou Quan.

"You're not afraid of him telling your girlfriend, be careful to sleep on the sofa!" Wu Shiqi seemed to have inquired about Wu Tian's recent situation, knowing that he and Su Xiaojie had lived together, and there was a hint of vinegar in his tone.

"Okay, I'm hungry, let's go, I still have to go back to the hospital to pick up the car!" Wu Tian grabbed Wu Shiqi's jade hand and stood up and pulled it up, on this kind of topic, only fools discuss it with women.

Wu Shiqi is also a member of the sect, although Wu Yueming does not manage her strictly, and she is still educated in the West, but Wu Yueming has been working hard to return to the sect, so naturally she can't let her children forget this kind of sectarian moral standards, so Wu Shiqi doesn't care too much about whether the person she likes already has a girlfriend, or even a wife. Wu Shiqi didn't want to be too embarrassed for Wu Tian, maybe Wu Tian listened to his "persuasion" and turned his head and really went back to accompany Su Xiaojie, and he was the one who cried at that time. I saw Wu Shiqi flick the short hair on her head, shake off all her unhappiness, lean on Wu Tian and leave the classroom, thinking to herself, at least now she has her own sweetheart. (To be continued.) )