Chapter 362 - Dating?
That's right, in front of Zixiao is the legendary grandson of Lord Yama, Yan Yanyan.
Zi Xiao secretly replied to Yan Yanyan's love letter halfway through, which was basically written in the format of a random search on the Internet, but he only added two sentences that he wanted to go to the Netherworld to have a look, but now, it seems that Yan Yanyan thinks he is interested in him.
Zi Xiao couldn't say directly, "I just want to go to your Netherworld Mansion to participate in the Shura Dao trial." Under Yan Yanyan's enthusiasm, Zixiao still chose to endure it for a while, and accompanied Yan Yanyan to wander around the nearby commercial street.
However, Zi Xiao will never admit this distorted point of view, because this shopping street is Zi Xiao's favorite shopping street, in the past, when she was in junior high school, Zi Xiao would occasionally force Huo Xingming to come here to shop, but just to buy Huo Xingming a set of clothes that he could wear at his birthday party.
Huo Xingming is usually alone at home, and his parents almost don't care about him, if it weren't for Zi Xiaolao's forced pull Huo Xingming out to walk around this shopping street, I'm afraid Huo Xingming will change into three identical school uniforms all year round...
Yan Yanyan was very happy, and while shopping, he told Zi Xiao all kinds of interesting stories in the Netherworld Mansion that he had seen.
"In the Netherworld, in fact, ghosts don't kill people, because they kill people, and the people who are killed will also become ghosts, and it will be embarrassing for two ghosts to meet..."
"Oh, is it?" Zi Xiao didn't have a match absentmindedly, she didn't have much interest in what Yan Yanyan said, but instead became interested in this shopping street that she hadn't visited for more than half a year.
For example, in the distance, Zixiao and Huo Xingming, who often go to eat when they go shopping, are actually closed, and a new wedding photography is opened not far away, and the business looks good, and one of the women's clothing stores that I like to go to the most is closed and is being renovated, maybe the boss has made a lot of money, right?
Yan Yanyan, who had been speaking to Zixiao, suddenly stopped and said, "Zixiao, you look absent-minded, do you have something on your mind?"
"Hmm... Oh? No. Zi Xiao hummed a little habitually, and then reacted, what did Yan Yanyan say to himself just now? Zi Xiao didn't hear a word anyway, and it was just a mechanical and random response all the time.
Yan Yanyan tidied up his shirt, and the signature warm man-like smile still hung on his face, "I saw a dark blue skirt with lace edges just now, it seems to be quite suitable for you, why don't we try it?" ”
Zi Xiao looked in the direction Yan Yanyan pointed to, and in the shop window not far away, she didn't see any dark blue skirts, only a lace white skirt with gold trim... Look at Yan Yanyan again... This guy can't be colorblind, right?
Thinking so, Zi Xiao stretched out her arm and asked, "Yan Yanyan, what color clothes am I wearing today?"
"Green top, green doesn't match your blue hair color, but you're still very beautiful, and you're the goddess in my heart. ”
Zi Xiao was suddenly a little speechless, her hair color has always been light purple, and she is also wearing a black coat with white patterns that she usually wears today..."Yan Yanyan, you are color blind, did anyone tell you?"
Yan Yanyan was stunned for a moment, and then slapped his forehead, "If you don't tell me, I almost forgot, I'm a ghost, and everything changes color when I look in the mortal sun... I haven't been to the mortal world for decades. ”
“...... Ghosts? Doesn't it mean that ghosts all die at the sight of the light? It's so nice today, you won't..."
Yan Yanyan nodded and replied, "Ghosts are afraid of light, but they haven't reached the level of seeing light and dying as you said, and besides, haven't all mortals invented sunscreen? Applying a few layers on my body won't affect my movements, not to mention, that dress is pretty good, let's try it." ”
Zi Xiao glanced at the lace-trimmed skirt in the window again, and shook her head, "Forget it, I don't like clothes like this, I can't even cover my knees when I wear them." ”
"It's okay to give it a try, if you really don't like it, you don't have to buy it, if it looks good, you can wear it to your boyfriend when you go home." ”
"Did you know I have a boyfriend who writes me love letters?"
Yan Yanyan's expression was a little bitter, "Didn't you just find out yesterday? When my old man came back, he taught me a lesson, saying that you are the girlfriend of the legendary Huo Xingming, and told me not to do anything to you." ”
Zi Xiao is embarrassed, when did Huo Xingming become a legend? Sometimes I really don't understand, such a large group of people, such as Lucifer, Helen, plus some "gods" that only exist in myths that have emerged in various places recently, why do you keep revolving around Huo Xingming, a cowardly man, is he crazy?
"Okay, then I'll be blunt, the reply to the love letter I wrote to you was copied online, and I don't have any interest in you. ”
The smile on Yan Yanyan's face became more and more bitter, "What a coincidence, I also copied it on the Internet... So what did you call me out today... It doesn't just want to taste men, does it?"
Zi Xiao smiled and took Yan Yanyan's hand, and in front of everyone on the street, he threw Yan Yanyan out violently, ignoring any pedestrians around him, and threw Yan Yanyan on the fire hydrant on the side.
Because the other party is the grandson of Lord Yama, and he is not an ordinary person, Zi Xiao used all his strength in this fall, but it is also thanks to Yan Yanyan that he is not an ordinary person, and the moment he was thrown out by Zi Xiao's shoulder, he immediately protected himself and used his greatest ability to reduce the impact of his flying out.
Yan Yanyan has been living in the Netherworld for hundreds of years, of course, it is impossible for him to be injured because of Zi Xiao's fall, he did this completely to avoid attracting the attention of other passers-by, if he didn't do anything and was thrown out by Zi Xiao like this, Yan Yanyan would probably smash the road, right? It was even possible to fly into the opposite shop.
But even if Yan Yanyan hurriedly took measures, he still accidentally smashed the fire hydrant on the ground, and a huge column of water shot up next to the road, Yan Yanyan also became a chicken in the soup in an instant, and at the same time, it still attracted the sideways of the surrounding passers-by.
Zi Xiao's mood was suddenly very comfortable, she hadn't moved her hand for a long time, it felt so cool to fall out alone, especially a person whose personality made Zi Xiao a little annoying, but it was cool, but what if it had already attracted the attention of passers-by?
The passers-by around all picked up their mobile phones and pointed at them, Zi Xiao and Yan Yanyan, who was thrown out, opened up the unique nature of Chinese people to watch lively and love to shoot, regardless of idle things.
Zi Xiao didn't dare to directly use group stealth to make herself and Yan Yanyan disappear directly, and in front of everyone's eyes, the two big living people suddenly disappeared, which would definitely make him popular overnight, right?
Just when Zi Xiao was at a loss, Zi Xiao suddenly felt that the light around her seemed to be a little darker, and it was supposed to be a sunny afternoon, but it felt as if a layer of gray hue had been added.
Yan Yanyan hurriedly got up and wanted to pull Zixiao's hand, but suddenly realized Zixiao's special identity, and hurriedly changed it to push Zixiao from behind, "Hurry up!"
Yan Yanyan pushed Zixiao into the small alley where no one was on the side, and after a few seconds, passers-by looked at him and the people around him curiously, "Eh, what are you doing with your mobile phone, why is the fire pipe cracking?"
Zi Xiao looked at the passers-by who were a little sluggish in their reactions, and said with some uncertainty, "You... Erased their memories?"
"It's similar to erasing memories, I'm a ghost, and I have a very deep understanding of the soul, and I just used the power of the soul of the king of the underworld to deter the people around me, making them temporarily amnesiac. ”
"The underworld... Revenant?"
"It's the king's soul! As he spoke, Yan Yanyan took off his clothes in front of Zixiao, and the black suit, which was originally neat, was now like a wet towel, twisting it hard, and the water poured down like a waterfall.
Zi Xiao didn't have any apologies in her heart, if it weren't for Yan Yanyan's personality that made Zi Xiao feel a little uncomfortable and looked very contrived, Zi Xiao couldn't help but do it with him on the street?
"Don't squeeze it, you can't squeeze it clean, do you know what I'm looking for you for?"
Yan Yanyan dusted off his clothes, his suit was wrinkled together, and Yan Yanyan shook his head at Zixiao's question, "I don't know, I can see it, anyway, you don't have any feelings for me... Could it be that you quarreled with the legendary Huo Xingming? Want to find me to pretend to be a couple and be angry with your boyfriend? I won't do this, it's too dangerous!"
Zi Xiao glanced at Yan Yanyan, "Who quarreled with him? I can't find anyone else if I want to quarrel! Huo Xingming is a coward, you haven't seen him before, why do you look so afraid of him?"
"My grandfather said that the legendary Huo Xingming is a big monster who eats people, and if he is in a bad mood, he can destroy the five continents of the world... Do you know how much courage I had to come to the appointment? I am afraid that when I come, the underworld will be destroyed, and if I don't come, the world will be destroyed. ”
Zixiao was completely speechless, is Huo Xingming's power so great? Who is blowing it blindly? Echoing Huo Xingming's usual appearance, he likes to pick his nose when he is bored, after washing at night, he likes to pick his feet before going to bed, and he picks his nose directly without washing his hands after buckling his feet.
And it's very weak, it's okay to be weak, and the physical fitness can't keep up with Zi Xiao's requirements, in the face of this human sandbag, Zi Xiao has to be careful when using it, for fear of being killed... I really don't know how this rumor came out, and it is said that Huo Xingming is a big monster who eats people, Yan Yanyan is obviously a ghost, are ghosts still afraid of monsters?
"Forget it, I'll say it straight, I want you to take me to the Netherworld for a walk, it's best to show me the way or something, okay? ”
"You're going to the Netherworld Mansion?" Yan Yanyan couldn't help but feel a little strange, "It's better to go to the Underworld, the knife will be there with a wipe on the neck... I want to come back and talk to my grandfather, and say that if you want to return the yang, you will return the yang. ”
"Don't you still owe a beating?" Zi Xiao looked gearing up, "It just so happens that my human flesh sandbag has been missing for a few days, and I don't mind finding a replacement." ”