As a good assassin, in addition to excellent assassination skills, what kind of person should you be, and what kind of work should you do?

First of all, exclude those 9-to-5 jobs that are almost blood-prone. This is not to say that the Assassins are lazy or incompetent, with their combat effectiveness, whether it is logging and mining or carrying sandbags, there is no problem, and the average migrant worker is far from being their opponent.

But after all, people's energy is limited, and even if the work of an assassin is high-intensity, sudden and dangerous, you must usually train diligently, otherwise the danger of your next mission will increase greatly. A person cannot work two high-intensity jobs at the same time, and on the premise of finding an existing high-intensity job, the other job must be more leisurely.

On the premise of considering enough leisure, then consider others, such as whether the information is circulating, whether it is convenient to travel, whether the salary is enough, and so on. Of course, there were also some Assassins who didn't like to work, and usually ate at home and waited for death. It's just that the times are different now, and there are too few assassination missions, and if you stay at home all year round, you're afraid it's going to be moldy.

In accordance with previous practice, there was usually a unified arrangement at the upper level. Either you take an idle job in the sheriff's ranks, or you get a park janitor or a roadside shop, it doesn't matter if you make money or not, it doesn't matter if you lose money, in short, you have something to do.

However, the Assassins were not satisfied with these idle positions, and the Assassins would have some life pursuits, especially now that it is difficult to make a career in the assassination industry. So they are more interested in the second idle job, and they can be regarded as leaving a way back for themselves.

The Assassin Guild was once a huge organization, but now there are only 100 Assassins left in the pipeline, and the rest have long since been laid off. No one knows if there will be another wave of layoffs, maybe 100 assassins is still too much? Maybe the president has cultivated a group of new forces? It is always wrong to leave a way back.

So naturally, through Kevin's relationship, they considered whether they could do things in the hands of Start, and acquaintances were easy to do.

On this weekend, Kevin brought two assassins to the interview, and Little Spoon came to see it when he was bored. One of the two assassins is Xiao Jiu, and the other is Luhua Cat. Other Assassins were like, but were on the sidelines.

The four of them went straight to Stadt's office, and on the weekend, Statt was not at all free, but busier than usual. At least the papers piled up on his desk seemed to be higher.

Out of respect for the visitor, Start put down the things in his hand and said to everyone very kindly: "I'm sorry, I've been busy lately. As you can see, there may be places where hospitality is not well received. ”

"It's okay, actually, we bothered. Kevin also said politely, "This is Luhua Cat, and he is also my student." You don't need to introduce the other two, right?"

Little Spoon hurriedly waved his hand: "I'm not here to apply, I'm accompanied." ”

Xiao Jiu immediately took the little spoon's hand: "En~ The little spoon also came to accompany me~"

"No, I'm going to raise horses. Little Spoon replied helplessly.

"What does it matter? There shouldn't be anything going on over there, right? You can get three salaries while raising horses and working online~" Xiao Jiu replied excitedly.

The little spoon couldn't help but be stunned, and subconsciously looked at Start: "Is it okay?"

Starter laughed dryly for a moment, but Kevin replied on his behalf, "Let's respect the boss a little." ”

"It's okay, they're all acquaintances," Stadt turned to look at Luhua Cat, "Well, is that Mr. Luhua Cat? What did you do before? I mean what are your superficial jobs other than special trades?"

"I own a pet shop. The cat replied.

Start was stunned, thinking to himself what kind of work this could arrange for him, so he asked, "Are you also the boss? What will you do?"

"Except for sneaking tracking, assassination, etc., I only pet cats. The cat replied.

Stadt: "......"

"Although I am a pet shop owner, I don't run much business, I only pet cats. Anyway, I have the salary of the Assassins' Guild, and occasionally a guest comes, and if he wants to masturbate well, let him, and if he doesn't masturbate well, I'll jerk him. ”

Stadt: "......"

Kevin also heard it for the first time, so he couldn't help but ask: "Your code name is Luhua Cat, is it because you are all Luhua Cats over there?"

"No," replied the reed cat, "I don't have a reed cat over there, because if I masturbated the reed cat, it might form some kind of tongue twister." ”

Stadt: "......"

"Well, I heard from Mr. Kevin, it is said that you have been under a lot of pressure at work lately. I sincerely suggest that you get a cat here, and I will be responsible for helping you masturbate," Luhua Cat thought for a while, and added, "Of course, if you masturbate well, you can also masturbate together." ”

Start smiled bitterly: "I'm going to masturbate badly, isn't it ......"

"Ahem," Kevin coughed dryly, "Stat, if you really don't think you can't do it, you can also retreat." We can't bully people by force. ”

Lu Hua Mao smiled: "All of us must have to work in our spare time, if you want me to solve the big stack of papers on your desk, then I really can't help." ”

"What will you do, Xiao Jiu?" asked Stat, "Although they are acquaintances, they really don't know much." ”

Xiao Jiu was dazed for a moment, and then suddenly pretended: "I can draw...... That...... Do you need that kind of diagram here?"

"This ......" Statt was embarrassed for a moment, "to be honest, it's still needed, but ...... It's going to be a lot of work. ”

"Then I won't do it. Xiao Jiu immediately refused.

Start also shook his head helplessly: "I'm embarrassed by this." ”

Little Spoon also interjected: "You also know the particularity of our profession, at most the salary is a little less." It's not like such a big industry can't support two idlers, right?"

Stadt hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't say that, after two, it will be four, after four, it will be eight, and rounding it up will be 100 million." To tell you the truth, I was going to be my bodyguard, even if you couldn't do anything else. Now it seems that bodyguards can't do it either, right?"

"No," the two of them shook their heads together, "the bodyguards are too tired, unless it's a mission." We'll have to study in the evening. ”

Stadt had nothing to say, and was dumbfounded.

Kevin interjected: "You can try to have them be your coach, you see I'm already orange vindictive, don't you want to improve your strength?"

"What strength do I improve?" Statt was surprised, "I'm the boss." ”

"It's hard to say what happens in the future, do you understand?" Kevin instructed.

For some reason, Starter gritted his teeth in anger.

"Yes, yes," Little Spoon immediately helped, "We're a small group, we're going to go out and do things together!"

Xiao Jiu raised his hand and agreed: "Yes, you can't pull down a person." ”

Stadt: "......"

"Just kidding," Kevin eased his mood, "Of course it's always good to improve your strength, but you've been too busy lately, so forget about it first." ”

"It's bad luck to be friends with you," Stadt could only smile helplessly, but then the conversation changed, "But I have some other ideas, and I've been thinking about how to make the Assassins play some economic effects in this era?"

"I don't know much about economic issues, you can tell me," Kevin replied modestly, but added, "But there are many rules within the Assassins. ”

Lu Huamao spoke: "Assassins are not allowed to take orders privately, and foreign countries will be counted separately." Information in the hands of the Assassins could not be traded. It's not allowed to open classes and accept apprentices, and many things are even decided by the president, and he says that if he violates the rules, it will be a violation. ”

Little Spoon summed it up: "In short, assassins are not allowed to do business either. ”

Lu Hua Cat added: "Of course, my pet store and the like are not counted in the so-called business. ”

Stadt just smiled, "I know, it's normal for Assassins to have a lot of constraints, but what about Assassin enthusiasts? What about Assassin fans?"

Everyone was stunned, looked at each other, and then waited for him to continue.

"The army has military fans, and all kinds of weapons and equipment are treasured, why can't assassins have assassin fans?" Stat inspired, "I know that your assassin team can't come to the stage, but that doesn't mean that you can't have assassin fans? Now with the Internet, attracting traffic is much faster than before. ”

"As for business and things like that, as long as you don't want money, don't you not do business?" replied Stadt.

Everyone thought for a moment, and subconsciously turned their heads to look at Kevin, who thought for a moment: "It's indeed a good idea, but what are you doing with gathering assassin fans? Who are we going to kill tonight?"

Stadt interface: "Most of the things that military fans discuss are competitions with high combat effectiveness, future prospects, overall control, etc. Assassination fan discussions don't need to be limited to assassination at all, of course, the specific content, you are more professional than me, you look at it. ”

"There are still a lot of questions," Kevin began, "and the assassination discussion will inevitably involve specific operational steps, which is tantamount to teaching assassination by hand." ”

"Don't leave the strategy online. Stadt replied.

Everyone shook their heads, and Kevin replied, "Do you think that except for the assassins, no one else can study the strategy? Except for the Minotaur students. ”

"Yes," replied the spoon, "you will be in danger then." Our most detailed guide to date is yours. ”

Start couldn't help but be anxious: "Why?"

"Don't worry, our guides are all kept internally and will not be leaked to the Internet," Kevin comforted, "We're not targeting you, mainly targeting this house." In the future, if someone else changes in the house, we can still use this strategy, at most with small changes. ”

Stadt: "......"

"We're already working on the Assassin's internal website," Kevin pulled back the topic, "we can add an extranet at the same time as the intranet." The self-proclaimed assassin enthusiast website, what to talk about on the website, how to talk about it, we can control and guide. ”

Stadt proposed: "Get some expertise, and shock people first." Then you can get out, out of the game, out of the periphery. When you can't do business, then I'll help you. ”

Kevin just smiled faintly: "There are so many assassin lovers, sooner or later someone will be really assassinated." ”