After thinking about it, Xia Zihan still decided to call someone to pick him up, and called Puyang Luo, but the guy was fragmented, no matter how stupid Xia Zihan was, he could tell that he didn't want to come, so he had to call Pu Yanghao.

As soon as he dialed Pu Yanghao's number, Xia Zihan, who was stimulated by that guy's loud voice, hurriedly took the phone half a meter away from him.

"Han, why did you run to the Yanjiang River!? What kind of foot strength do you have! More than 100 kilometers of road! You have nothing to do!?"

Xia Zihan twitched the corners of his mouth, and after making sure that the voice on the other side of the phone was quiet, he took the phone to his ear and said, "You have nothing to do, do you answer a word or not?"

"Just kidding! Why don't you come......" The words stopped abruptly, Xia Zihan was stunned, took the mobile phone and looked at it, and scolded his mother directly. "Your sister's paper is actually out of power!

resisted the urge to throw the phone out, although Pu Yanghao didn't finish what he said just now, he should have come back, and he waited while walking. After thinking about putting the phone back on his body, he walked back along the parking road.

It didn't take long to see a watermelon seller on the side of the road, and anyone who saw watermelon on such a hot day would inevitably be excited, not to mention Xia Zihan, who was walking back.

"Boss, how do you sell this watermelon?"

The stall owner was a man with a straw hat, and the brim of the hat was so low that he couldn't see his expression clearly, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Xia Zihan almost thundered.

"Oh, little handsome guy, you look so good, I'll sell you cheaper, five yuan a catty. "This voice is really hoarse, harsh, and obscene! It's cheaper and it's five yuan a pound! It's obvious that she's robbing money, and how can this girl see that she looks good when her face is covered by a hat?

"It's so expensive, you rob it, and you don't even look at me, how can you know if I'm good-looking?" Xia Zihan asked the doubts in his heart.

"Kid, haven't you heard that curiosity kills cats? Also, how do you know that I am a robber?" The lewd voice smiled sadly, Xia Zihan had not finished brainstorming, and the stall owner had already raised the watermelon knife in his hand and looked up at Xia Zihan.

Finally seeing the true face of the stall owner, Xia Zihan almost couldn't help but vomit. This look is so shocking! This high and low eyebrows, mouse eyes, crooked nose and sausage mouth, what a strong mother must be to give birth to such a wonderful son!

"Big ...... Uncle, you are so handsome, no one on earth can surpass you. ”

When the stall owner heard Xia Zihan say that he was handsome, he was stunned at first, and then ecstatic.

"Hahaha! After all these years, someone finally appreciates his handsomeness, boy, you are my bosom friend! If you don't mind, I can be your boyfriend. As he spoke, Uncle Strange leaned his face closer to Xia Zihan, revealing a mouthful of uneven black teeth.

Looking at the face in front of him, which had surpassed the limits of human beings, magnified in front of him, Xia Zihan felt that he had an irregular heartbeat and was about to have a myocardial infarction.

"Hehe, uncle, you don't mind, but my mother will, and what I like is a woman. ”

"Alas, creation makes people, I finally met a person who really understands me and actually likes a woman, God is unfair!" The uncle knelt on the ground and cried to the sky, Xia Zihan looked at the sky, expecting that God couldn't help it, so he took away this demon with a thunderbolt, and the world would be pure.

It's a pity that God wasn't on duty today, and I didn't see this demon. Uncle Strange cried for a while, stood up, looked at Xia Zihan and said, "Since we can't be husband and wife in this life, then you can send me away by giving me some money, and I won't tell others that you abandoned me." ”

Looking at the strange uncle's complaining little eyes, Xia Zihan already felt that his blood vessels were about to burst, what kind of sin had he done?

Touching himself, there are only two hundred and fifty-one two cents in total, if this money is given to this uncle, will this number stimulate him?

"Uncle, I just have so much money, if you are short of money, you can use it, I can't help it. Xia Zihan quickly put the money on the watermelon stand, for fear that the uncle would reach over and take it himself.

"Well, I will always remember you, although you don't love me, but I still love you deeply, this watermelon will be a memorial for you. Uncle Strange said and handed a green watermelon to Xia Zihan, and put the two hundred and fifty-one cents in his pocket.

Xia Zihan took the watermelon and hurriedly left the watermelon stall, goosebumps all over his body, why was he so unlucky, he bought a watermelon for more than 200 yuan, and was visually stimulated, which is much more exciting than spending more than 100 yuan to buy a movie ticket and watch a movie!

It didn't take long to see Pu Yanghao appear in front of him with the machine heavy, and as soon as he came up, he saw his signature sunny smiling face and loud voice.

"Han, I'm fast enough, what are you doing with a watermelon?"

"You're really suitable for ......" As soon as he thought of that uncle Xia Zihan, he had an urge to get sour water, and handed the watermelon to Pu Yanghao, "Oh, open it, eat it and leave." It's a really bad luck today......"

Before Xia Zihan finished speaking, he heard a "pop", and then an unknown liquid saw his face, and while wiping his face, he said to Pu Yanghao unhappily: "Why did you open the watermelon?

The red and white watermelon scoop has turned black in some places, and there are some small white and tender insects turning in it......

Thinking that the juice of the watermelon just now splashed on his face, Xia Zihan felt that he was about to go crazy, and Pu Yanghao threw the watermelon aside and vomited wildly.

"Damn!ah, I really want to kill that demon!" Xia Zihan said angrily, and he couldn't help but vomit again at the thought of facing that shocking face and those words that stimulated his young heart if he went back to take revenge.

"Where the hell did you buy the watermelon, it's so disgusting...... I...... ...... vomit," Pu Yanghao said and vomited again.

The two were vomiting happily, and an obscene voice sounded on the side: "Children, it's shameful to throw fruit, you have to eat it quickly!"

Hearing this voice, Xia Zihan's hairs stood up, dragged Pu Yanghao for unknown reasons, stepped onto the plane, and carried Pu Yanghao away.

The strange uncle nibbled on the fruit thrown away by Pu Yanghao, and said regretfully: "Today's young people really don't know how to appreciate deliciousness!"

Pu Yanghao sat behind Xia Zihan, and his golden hair was about to blow into a Super Saiyan at a flying speed, and he was still surprised that Xia Zihan could drive, and the speed was still so fast!

Anyway, if you are caught by the traffic police at this speed, your car will definitely be taken away, and I just wanted to remind Xia Zihan to drive slower, but through the rearview mirror, Pu Yanghao clearly saw that there were two police cars behind him quickly following behind, which seemed to warn them, but because Xia Zihan drove too fast, the wind covered the sound, and he couldn't hear it at all.

"Cold, there is a traffic police officer in the back. Pu Yanghao leaned into Xia Zihan's ear and shouted loudly.

"I can hear it, you don't need to say it so loudly!" Xia Zihan shook his head that was stunned by Pu Yanghao, and his ears were almost ringing from him. Picking the accelerator, Xia Zihan drove the yardage to the highest, and with a whistling sound, he completely disappeared from the sight of the traffic police behind him.

The two traffic policemen hurriedly stopped the car, and the two looked at each other in a daze.

"Why is it gone? What the hell?"