"You bite, we want to see you bite. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

A big mouth appeared in the picture of the Demon Eye, and the two-headed cockroach was eaten into its mouth in one bite, and when it was chewed, a scream came from the mouth, and after chewing a few times, it could no longer scream. “

When the wild dog elephant was cooked, Honghong asked, "Dad, how can you divide so many people?"

The baby shouted to the ten-story building, "Children, come and eat the wild dog elephant!"

The children of the ten-story building flew down when they heard the sound, and when they saw it, they were burned black, and they lost their appetite. Goldfish Nine said, "It's so dark, can you eat it?"

Honghong introduced: "It's just that the exterior is black, and the meat inside is very fragrant." Ask Goldfish 2: "Do you eat the meat of wild dog elephants?"

Goldfish Er gritted his teeth and said, "I don't eat meat, I just want to see if his heart is red or black." I love him so much, but he wants to conspire with the two-headed cockroach to kill me. ”

"Don't you want the strongest place?"

"Yes, it's mine, no one is allowed to eat it. ”

Honghong asked, "Dad, what should I do if I can't take out the heart of the wild dog elephant?"

With a wave of magic, the baby turned into ten kitchen knives and put them in front of Honghong, and said: In the future, the large ones will be cut with kitchen knives. ”

Honghong took the kitchen knife, cut off the strongest part, handed the second goldfish two and said, "Keep it as a souvenir." "With a kitchen knife, cut open the belly of the wild dog elephant, take out the heart, and hand it to Goldfish II.

Goldfish Er took it and said, "This heart is not black! Why are people so black?"

Honghong said, "That's the brain." Eat his heart!" After that, he turned his gaze to his brothers and sisters and asked, "Who eats the wild dog elephant?"

The brothers and sisters shook their heads, and Spotted Red said, "He's Prince Charming, and you can't eat meat." ”

The baby shouted, "Honghong, chop a piece for me." ”

Honghong peeled off the black skin, revealing the meat, cut a large piece of lean meat, and handed it to the baby, and the brothers and sisters stared at it with their eyes. Baby tear a piece, take a bite, chew it, and shout, "It's so delicious!"

Seeing that the baby was eating very well, Goldfish Nine said loudly: "Honghong, I want a piece." ”

Honghong cut a small piece to Goldfish Nine and asked, "Who else wants it?"

The brothers and sisters didn't squeak, their eyes fixed on the goldfish nine. Goldfish Nine tore a piece and took a bite, tried to chew it, and said, "It's really fragrant! ”

Goldfish Five said, "Wife, bring me a piece too." ”

Honghong cut several pieces and said, "Give them to the children." ”

The brothers and sisters saw that Honghong was too greedy, so they gave so much to their family and said, "We all have to eat." ”

Honghong took a kitchen knife and chopped and chopped, divided and divided. It's all over in one minute, and there are a lot of late, and I don't get it.

The baby said, "I still have some in my hand, and I will give it to whoever wants it?"

In vain he said, "Dad, I'm going to taste it too." "Come and get the meat.

The baby rubbed his hands, entered the conference room, Honghong hid the kitchen knife at home, and came to the conference room with Tongqing, thinking about the change in his heart, and asked, "Dad, how long will it take to turn me into a human?"

The baby pondered for a while and said, "Change now, goldfish two, go outside and shout, if you want to become human, come to the conference room." ”

Goldfish Er flew out of the conference room and shouted loudly: "Aunt Baby said, if you want to become a human, enter the conference room, don't be reluctant if you don't want to change." ”

Hearing this, the brothers and sisters flew to the conference room, filling the conference room.

The baby solemnly declared: "Children: After becoming a human, you can't change back, you can change if you want to, if you don't want to, you will never force it." Tongqing has become a human, wearing a beautiful flower skirt, who knows that she is a human head and a snake body. The city below us is full of people. When they see you, they will treat you like monsters, and once you become human, no one will look at you strangely. Whoever wants to change, sign up here in Goldfish II. “

Honghong said loudly: "Goldfish two, I sign up, I want to become a human." ”

Goldfish is written on paper, and Honghong signs up to become a person. Goldfish Er asked again, "Who wants to sign up?"

Brothers and sisters, you look at me, I look at you, and no one speaks.

Seeing this situation, the baby said, "I'll give Honghong a human first." With a wave of magic, with a "swish", Honghong turned into a woman, and the contents of her body were exposed, and Honghong hurriedly covered it with her hands. “

The baby waved his hand again, and with a "swish" sound, the conference room was covered with men's and women's clothes. The baby asked, "Honghong, you choose four sets and take them back for washing." “

Honghong looked left and right, looked dazzled, and said, "Dad, I won't choose, you can help me choose!" The baby waved his hand, "Huh", a sound, Honghong was wearing a set of red dresses, and the magic eye flew over, turning into a bright big mirror, so that Honghong Zhao, Honghong had never worn such beautiful clothes, and was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth and said: "Dad, it's so good-looking! “

The baby waved his hand: "Whew", Honghong changed into a set of flower dresses. Honghong looked left and right in front of the magic eye and said, "It's so beautiful!

The baby said, "I have chosen the second set, and then two more sets." With a wave of her hand, she wore a long emerald green dress and shone in front of the magic eye, and said, "Everything is so beautiful?"

The baby changed into a yellow dress for Honghong and put it on. Honghong was very satisfied and said, "I'll wear yellow first, and put the rest away." With a wave of magic, the baby made a bag, put the other three sets of long dresses into the bag, and said, "Honghong, this is your clothes." “

One more look at the siblings and ask, "Who wants to be human?"

Tongqing argued: "Grandma, my mother has four sets of long dresses, and I only have one, too little, right?"

The baby asked: "Tongqing, which set do you like, choose grandma to help you get it, you can also choose three sets." ”

Tongqing said: "It's the same color as my mother? ”

With a wave of his hand, the baby packed three sets of long skirts and flew them into Tongqing's hands and said, "Tongqing, take it back and try it, don't be happy, grandma will change it for you." Tongqing flew away with his bag. Baby asked, "Who wants to change people?

Goldfish Er said: "Aunt Baby, no one has changed, I have changed?"

"Write your name down and keep it, and when no one changes, hand it in." ”

Goldfish Er wrote his name on the registration book and said, "Aunt Baby, help me change!"

Baby repeated: "Children, although becoming human is the most ideal choice, there are still some brothers and sisters who do not want to change. Therefore, before becoming a human, you must be prepared in your heart, and after the change, you will not change back; With a wave of magic, Goldfish II turned into a beauty, her body content was exposed, and Goldfish Er covered it tightly with both hands. Baby asked: "Goldfish two, what kind of costume do you like, choose for yourself." ”

Goldfish Er panicked and said, "Aunt Baby, I'm still a virgin, put on my clothes first and then choose." The baby waved his hand, and with a "swish", a set of flowered long skirts was worn on Goldfish Er.

Goldfish Er took a beautiful picture in front of the magic eye and said, "I want this set." “

The goldfish spirit wondered: "Goldfish Er, you have been with the wild dog elephant for so long, haven't you been gentle with the wild dog elephant? Why are you still a virgin?"

"Dad. Prince Charming didn't touch me at all, he disappeared at every turn, he couldn't find him, and he tried to talk to him several times, but he lost the opportunity. ”

"No wonder, you don't have feelings! It seems that the wild dog elephant has not accepted you in his heart. “

"Dad, it's not like this, there are beautiful women outside, and I can't get rid of them. ”

"Are you talking about two-headed cockroaches?"

"I don't know, he's a flower thief, and when he goes everywhere, who knows who he's thinking about. ”

"Did you eat his heart?"

"If you eat it, his heart is not delicious, and after eating it, let me remember that the flower thief can't be a boyfriend, and his heart is too flowery to take it back." ”

"It's good that you have this kind of thought! Be a woman, have sharp eyes, find a man like your mother, and his heart will be stable!"

Goldfish Er looked at the baby: "Auntie, I haven't worn a costume, help me choose three sets and let me take them." ”

With a wave of his hand, the baby packed the three sets of red, blue and green long skirts, flew to the goldfish second-hand, and said, "It's yours!"

Goldfish Er accepted it, put it on the magic table, and waited to sign up. Babe glanced at the siblings and asked, "Who else wants to be human?"

None of the brothers and sisters signed up, and Honghong shouted: "Goldfish Five, do you really not want to become a human?"

Goldfish Five said with a gloomy face: "I don't want to, it's too ugly to become a human! You become a human, you can't ask me to become a human; you think it's beautiful and it has nothing to do with me." ”

Honghong was very angry when she saw that she couldn't move Goldfish Five: "From today onwards, we will sleep in separate beds, and Tongqing and I will sleep in the same bed." ”

Goldfish Wu was very depressed in his heart: "If you don't change people, Honghong will be divided into beds; What do you do when you become human? We are already human beings and goldfish, and we are too single to become human beings. “

The baby asked: "Forbearance, green and green, ancient and yellow, don't you want to become human?"

Huang Huang said: "Changing people is a big deal, I want to discuss it with my wife, and asked: "Goldfish Twenty-four, are you willing to become a person?"

The goldfish twenty-four said secretly: "Don't change, I'm not used to it; ”

Baby looked at the brothers and sisters and said: "If no one changes, it will end everywhere, if anyone wants to change, go to Goldfish Two to sign up first." It is dinner time, too. Honghong, take your clothes home and search for food for your siblings. I'm tired, go back to my room and lie down for a while. "Baby flew into the bedroom. Director Hua flew in from the outside, saw that many people had just dispersed, and went directly into the baby room. The goldfish spirit watched and followed closely. Director Hua asked, "What was the meeting just now?"

Before the baby could speak, the goldfish spirit said anxiously: "The baby wants to make the children human, but these children say that they are too ugly to become human and don't want to change, what should they do?"

Director Hua asked, "Has there been any change?"

Baby said, "Honghong and Goldfish have changed, and the other brothers and sisters don't want to change." ”

Director Hua said anxiously: "How good is it to become a human? Although the child I gave birth to is not a human, when it changes, it is not also a human." ”

The goldfish spirit said, "They don't want to change, what are you going to do? You can't force them with a stick, right?"

"These children have never been to school, they don't understand civilization, they don't know how to do things. How good it is to teach children to read and write!"

The baby said, "Lao Hua! This is a big project, you and I have no time, and the goldfish essence has no culture, who will teach?"

Bai Bai flew in from outside and said, "Dad, Honghong told you to go to dinner." ”

The baby said, "Just let the red red bring some of it!" I'm going to lie down for a while. ”

Goldfish essence and white fly away. Director Hua said: "The new script has a protagonist, and you will play it, okay?"

The baby thought about Hong Lijian's company in his heart, and said: "Recently, I want to help the children become people, but most of them don't want to change, we have to do a lot of work;

Director Hua pondered for a while and said, "I've looked for it, but there is no suitable person." This protagonist is best played by you. Young people will be out of tune when they perform. ”

"What about the children? If they all become human, our faces will be bright!"

Director Hua couldn't think of any way to say, "I'll go down and look for it." “

Honghong and Goldfish Essence flew in, each holding a fish, and gave it to Baby and Director Hua respectively. The goldfish spirit has a big opinion: "Director Hua, don't pester the baby as soon as you come, we have our own home." ”

Director Hua glared and roared: "What do you mean by pestering people? I'm talking about things, it's so annoying!" Director Hua flew away in a huff.

Honghong scolded: "The goldfish spirit, this old goblin, can't speak; at home, is it appropriate to use two words to entangle? Dad, don't pay attention to her!"

The baby thought to herself: "I don't know the goldfish essence yet? I haven't read a book for a day, how can she know how to speak?" Honghong, the matter of becoming human, to do the work, let your brothers and sisters become human first. Then, drive the brothers and sisters of the goldfish family to become human beings. It's a lot of work. ”

Honghong pondered for a while: "Dad, after I became a human, I am very relaxed, how beautiful my skin is! I can still wear skirts, I don't know why my brothers and sisters can't think about it like this." I will do the propaganda thing. ”

Huang Huang and the goldfish twenty-four flew in. Goldfish Twenty-Four hid behind Huang Huang and said, "Aunt Baby, I also want to become a human, but I can't make up my mind." ”

Honghong wore a yellow dress, compared with each other in front of the goldfish twenty-four, and showed off: "How good it is to become a human being! The skin is white, you see my skin, how white! I can also wear women's clothes, and I can walk very easily." ”

Goldfish Twenty-Four came out from behind Huang Huang, touched the red yellow skirt with his hand and said, "The fabric is very soft;

"Let my dad help you change! Wherever you go, people won't treat us like animals." ”

Huang Huang also said: "After discussing with Goldfish Twenty-Four at home, she was moved, but she was still hesitant, so she wanted to listen to what her father had to say." ”

Baby looked closely at the goldfish twenty-four and said, "You have the best body to become human; ”

Huang Huang couldn't help it: "Dad will help me become a human first! I really want to know what it is like to be a human being." ”

The baby waved his magic: "Whew", a sound. Huang Huang turned into a handsome man, and his strong body was exposed. Huang Huang immediately covered his hands and said, "Dad, dress me." "Baby's hand;

Goldfish Twenty-Four was very novel, touched the clothes on Huang Huang's body left and right with his hand, and said with satisfaction: "Aunt Baby, I want to change too." ”

The goldfish twenty-four turned into a white woman, and the contents of the body were exposed, and the goldfish twenty-four blushed with shame, and covered her hands tightly and said, "Aunt baby, I want to wear a skirt." ”

The baby waved his hand: "Huh", with a bang, the goldfish twenty-four put on a white dress, wanted to look in the mirror, but no, asked: "Aunt baby, I can't see how I put it on?"

With a wave of the baby's hand, the MONOCULUS flew in from the conference room and turned into a large mirror. The goldfish turned his body twenty-four to look. Huang Huang is also looking at himself. said, "Wife, isn't it good to become a human?"

Goldfish Twenty-Four was very happy: "Thank you, Aunt Baby, I want a few sets of clothes to change." ”

With a wave of magic, the baby packed three sets of long skirts and three sets of casual suits, and flew in the hands of Goldfish Twenty-Four and Huang Huang respectively. Goldfish Twenty-Four and Huang Huang were very satisfied and were about to fly away. Tongqing's voice came from outside the door: "Grandma, my father is going to become a human." ”

Honghong immediately went out to see, and Goldfish Five took Tongqing's hand and flew in. Seeing that Huang Huang and Goldfish Twenty-Four had become human, Goldfish Five asked, "Don't you want to become human?

Huang Huang said: "Look, become a man, put on casual clothes, put on cowhide shoes, how much a gentleman!

Goldfish Five said: "It seems that it is right to become a person, otherwise, my wife will not let me go to bed; what should I do? I didn't expect to be a gentleman when I became a person." ”

Baby asked, "Goldfish Five, have you thought about it?"

Goldfish Five nodded and said, "I don't want to be good, I can't do it! Honghong wants to share the bed with me;

The baby pondered for a while and said, "Honghong is my best daughter, marrying you should have an identity to help you become a white prince?"

Goldfish Five objected: "Prince Charming is very annoying, let's become a gentleman!"

The baby waved his magic: "Wow", the goldfish five became a gentleman, the costume was set as a gentleman's costume, and three sets were matched, packed, and flew into the red hand.

Tongqing was curious: "I want to see Dad's clothes." Tongqing took the bag from Honghong's hand, flipped it over and said, "It's all black and blue." ”

Goldfish Five looked in front of the magic eye and said, "Aunt Baby, thank you! I didn't expect it to be so good to be a man! ”

Huang Huang praised: "I didn't expect to be a man, just the two of us can think about it, so many brothers didn't react." ”

Goldfish Five nodded and said, "I'm leaving, let Aunt Baby rest." ”

Goldfish Five flew out with Tongqing. Red, yellow, and goldfish twenty-four followed. The baby waved the door shut, lay on the bed, and remembered the boy. With a wave of his hand, the magic eye flew into the palm of his right hand, automatically searching, and after a while, the boy appeared in the picture and made love with a female classmate in the hut. The baby is very upset, this kid is in love before he finishes his book, and asks, "Moo-eye, who is the woman next to the boy?"

The magic eye moved his body in the palm of his right hand, and said with an observational eye: "It's a classmate of Tsai Tsai; I have been with Tsai Tsai for a year, I induce labor once, and scrape the fetus once; now I can't give up." ”