Chapter 20: Lao Tzu Eats You Poor
"Now, I can only wronged you and practice with the old man!"
The chrysanthemums bloomed on He Tianyuan's old face, and he smiled and groaned!
He Jingyun only felt that the face of this thing was very hateful.
Even if you want to eat, you don't have to be so impatient, you don't need to be so ugly, right?
Practicing in the same room with oneself, can you really think of it? Isn't practicing in one room just exposing all the secrets of one's entire cultivation?
Now He Jingyun no longer has to doubt it, and he can directly affirm that He Tianyuan, an old immortal, is looking for himself just to get the secret on his body!
"However, you think Lao Tzu is too simple, 30,000 years of wandering, who has Lao Tzu seen and who has not been in contact? Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!"
He Jingyun clenched his fists and replied with a smile: "Okay, I am in the same room with the Great Elder, if I have any questions, I can also ask on the spot!"
"If you want, let's go, follow me to the practice room!"
The Great Elder patted He Jingyun's head kindly and led him into his practice room.
I have to say that the Great Elder is the Great Elder, worthy of being the head of the family, the practice room is not only large, but also has various functions, in addition to the futon that can be used for meditation and various pattern formations, there is also a canteen, a Dan frame, a toilet, and a big bed that looks very comfortable.
In other words, when the Great Elder is tired of cultivation, he can move casually, he can take pills at any time, he can go to the toilet at any time, and when he is interested, he can also pull a concubine over to do exercise.
Damn, I'm going to enjoy it!
He Jingyun scolded in his heart.
"How is it?" He Tianyuan still looked at He Jingyun with a smile on his face.
He Jingyun said: "Great Elder, your practice room is so big!"
"Come, I'll show you around!" He Tianyuan pulled He Jingyun and first came to a wooden shelf, on which were placed all kinds of weapons, as well as some ceremonial weapons such as tripods, figurines, and beans.
"Look here!" He Tianyuan introduced: "These are some cultural relics, although they are useless for cultivation, but they are the old man's favorite!"
"This is the Yue Wang Hook!" He Tianyuan took out an ancient sword and said, "This sword has no use, it is a very ordinary weapon, but its value is not ordinary." ”
"There is also this, there is an inscription under this bean, which is said to be used by the monarch of Xu Guo. But that was thousands of years ago, and Xu Guo no longer exists. ”
"Huh?" He Jingyun listened to the words of the Great Elder, reached out and picked up the bean, looked at it, and asked, "Has the Xu Kingdom perished?"
30,000 years ago, the Xu Kingdom had not yet perished, and the Xu Kingdom was his mother's mother country, so He Jingyun asked this question. But how to say it, he has never seen his mother since he was a child, so he can't talk about how deep his feelings are, let alone Xu Guo.
However, the demise of Xu Guo was also expected by him, after all, it was a small country before, and he was often bullied by Zheng Guo's uncle Zheng Bo, Zheng Zhuang Gong at that time could be described as a tyrant in the Central Plains, not only beating Xu Guo and Song Guo, but also repelling Zhou Shi!
Fortunately, the Jin State was strong, and Zheng Guo didn't dare to really destroy the Xu State, but later the Han, Zhao and Wei families were divided into Jin, and Zheng Guo should have no scruples.
"I just don't know if Uncle Zheng is still alive?" He Jingyun's eyes narrowed slightly, and he sighed: Uncle Zheng, this guy, is the same as his father, a generation of Ming Jun, a generation of heroes, and a generation of heroes.
"Okay, you don't understand this, let's go, look at the old man's Danjia!"
He Tianyuan continued to show off, led He Jingyun to the side of the pill rack, pointed to the bottles and jars of pills and said, "These tattooed pills are all treasured by the old man, and some of them are for the old man's own use, such as these bottles. ”
He Tianyuan pointed casually, and He Jingyun saw that the place he pointed to was a few bottles of Open Cave Pill.
The Acupoint Opening Pill is specially used by monks at the peak of the Tattoo Master Realm when they break through to the Tattoo Monarch Realm, because the biggest difference between the Tattoo Monarch Realm and the following three realms is that you can tattoo the abdomen and generate a dantian.
Therefore, the Wenjun Realm is the beginning of the strong, and there is a saying in the high-level of Kyushu, called: There are ants below the Wenjun.
This is also the fundamental reason why after the former head of the family, He Tianya, broke through to the realm of Wenjun, the surrounding forces were so afraid that they wanted to put him to death.
In the four realms of initial cultivation, the rest of them, whether they are tattoo masters or tattoo disciples, do not have dantians, and the vitality stored in their bodies is limited after all.
"These are for your senior brother!" He Tianyuan's fingers moved, pointing at those Pei Yuan Dan and Gu Ben Dan and said, "Of course, when you cultivate to the realm of tattoo disciples, you can naturally use it!"
He Tianyuan's words were very hypocritical, and even he didn't believe it very much.
His two apprentices, the eldest disciple is one of the four sons of the He family, and he is also the head, and the second disciple is his own son, although the life pattern is not very good, but he also cultivates it vigorously.
These precious pills were prepared for the two of them, and it was impossible for He Jingyun to use them.
When he said this, it was nothing more than a face-saving remark, after all, He Jingyun was only in the middle stage of the Tattoo Realm now, and those pills would explode and die if he ate one.
"These two are barrier-breaking pills, the pills necessary for the Tattoo Disciple Mirror to break through the Tattoo Master Realm!" He Tianyuan said with a smile.
"Great Elder, these are also for the two senior brothers!"
He Jingyun asked.
"Well, sort of!" The Great Elder looked at He Jingyun and smiled and said, "Although you are not my personal disciple now, I have already promised in front of everyone that I should cultivate resources and compare to my personal disciple." If you can use the barrier breaking pill, the old man will also get it for you, but now, hehe, swallow it and it is estimated that you will explode. ”
"Can I also eat these two barrier-breaking pills?" He Jingyun asked happily as if he hadn't heard the Great Elder's warning.
"Yes, if you have the courage!" the Grand Elder smiled.
"Okay!" He Jingyun nodded: "Thank you, Great Elder!"
"Hey!" the Great Elder smiled, not speaking, but meaningful.
After that, He Tianyuan took He Jingyun to visit the cafeteria again, and told him that if he was hungry, he could cook and eat by himself, and if he was sleepy in cultivation, he could also go to the bathroom to take a bath, and he could sleep on his big bed after taking a bath.
It's a lot of money.
"Okay, in the next time, I'm going to cultivate, don't waste time, practice hard, and strive to enter the Tattoo Disciple Realm as soon as possible, and then this seat will officially accept you as a personal disciple!"
"Good!" He Jingyun replied cleanly.
"What exercises are you majoring in now?" the Great Elder's minions slowly stretched out, and finally asked the crucial question.
In fact, he suspected He Jingyun, and his biggest suspicion was not in the treasure, but in the exercises he cultivated.
After all, even with the assistance of treasures from the outside world, it was impossible for him to soar all the way to the fifth layer of the Birth Pattern Realm in ten days, and the only explanation could only be the exercises.
"Back to the Great Elder's words, I am cultivating the 'Aoki Decision'" He Jingyun replied immediately.
Although the exercise "Aoki Decision" does not dare to be said to be a bad street, even in the He family, it belongs to the kind that is thrown in the transmission room and no one cares about it.
"En?" He Tianyuan's face darkened, his tone was slightly heavy, and he said, "You didn't lie to the old man?"
"Little nephew doesn't dare!" He Jingyun looked sincere.
"Okay!" He Tianyuan smiled and said, "Don't waste time, hurry up and cultivate." ”
So, the two of them meditated at the same time and began to cultivate.
But while the two were cultivating, they each had a ghost, and none of them dared to really settle down.
He Jingyun seemed to close his eyes, but he was actually listening to the movements around him with his ears all the time, although he also ran a few laps of "Aoki Decision", but it was perfunctory.
He Tianyuan's attention was also always focused on where He Jingyun was, and after a while, after He Jingyun began to operate the exercises, he quickly identified that it was "Aoki Decision".
"Hmph, little fox, I still want to deceive Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that your cultivation is really "Aoki Decision" What a character He Tianyuan is, it is impossible to be deceived by He Jingyun's words.
The two of them didn't say anything, they meditated all the time, and sat for half an hour.
He Jingyun couldn't help it, this Aoki was really useless to him, but in front of this old man, he didn't dare to run the "Jin Dian".
So, he got up from his meditative state, swayed left and right, and moved his body.
"Little fox, where is this going, you can't help it?" He Tianyuan sneered in his heart, but suddenly realized that something was wrong.
He Jingyun actually walked towards Danjia.
"What is this kid going to do? It's not trying to steal the pill, right?" He Tianyuan didn't get up immediately, but continued to observe.
I saw that He Jingyun was unceremoniously, took the porcelain vase containing the two barrier-breaking pills, and then walked to the futon to meditate again.
"What the hell is the little fox going to do?" He Tianyuan wondered.
He Jingyun ignored him, reached out and uncorked the porcelain bottle, and a rich aroma came to his nose. "Gollum!" the bottle mouth went down, and two cyan pills the size of glass balls were poured out at once.
"Jingyun, why don't you cultivate well and make such a big move?" At this point, He Tianyuan can't continue to pretend to be deaf and dumb, what if this kid doesn't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick and eats the barrier breaking pill?
That's what he got from the Pill Guild at a great cost.
He Jingyun pursed his lips and said secretly: Lao Tzu is obviously cautious, where is there any movement, it is your old thing who is a thief by himself. But he said: "Great Elder, little nephew, little nephew has never seen the barrier breaking pill, I want to take it out and take a look." ”
"Put it back, when you cultivate to the peak of the Tattoo Mirror, I will give you food!"
"Okay!" He Jingyun obediently put the pill back into the pill frame.
Continue to cultivate.
An hour later, there was a knock at the door.
It turned out that there was an important guest in the family who visited, and the elders of the Guangyuan Sect came over in person to take He Yue to the sect.
This kind of thing, the head of the family can't come forward.
Before He Tianyuan left, he repeatedly told He Jingyun not to pay attention to those pills, and swore that "if you eat it, I guarantee that you will explode and die." ”
"Disciple has written it down!" He Jingyun looked confused.
However, when the Great Elder was far away, the thing smiled.
"Explosive body, hehe, explode, Lao Tzu is not afraid!" He Jingyun got up from the ground and jumped up in front of the Danjia: "Accept Lao Tzu as a preparatory disciple, and see how Lao Tzu eats you!"