Chapter 562: Entertaining and Being Entertained
The Assassin Guild left a "Assassinate Me" and left, and Kai Wenming confessed that this was also for his good, and if he could really improve his strength because of this, it would also be a rare opportunity. In a way, it's the equivalent of the Assassin President personally coming to spar with you, and most people obviously don't have such an opportunity.
However, the Assassin President ate Kevin's breakfast by the way, forcing Kevin to go out and buy breakfast, which made him complain.
After getting dressed, washing up, and walking out of the dormitory, the cool breeze blowing in the morning also made him sober and sober. After the dandruff task was completed, I was basically sleeping, and I was in a daze.
In the air, parrots passed by in flocks, and the number and scale of patrols increased significantly. I heard that a major adjustment has been made inside the parrot, and many parrots have been transferred from their original posts and exchanged with parrots from other places. These days have been in the familiarity with the terrain. I also heard that they have intensified their political studies, ensuring that they have a few hours of political time every week.
The culture among parrots gradually formed, and many parrots began to make some decorations on their bodies, such as those with rings, streamers, hats, and even dyed hair, permed hair, and manicures, but there are no tattoos at present.
Whether it's a person or a parrot, there will always be individuals looking for something different, and something strange begins to fly through the air occasionally, and it gradually increases. Or a cheesy golden feather, a silver feather, or a winged open, a word on it, and even a parrot in the position of the buttocks, through the hair dyeing technique and dyed a parrot's head, from a specific angle, I thought it was a two-headed parrot......
To a certain extent, this is also a good thing. At least they have something to do and a goal to pursue, otherwise it is not realistic to let them work for others all the time without worrying about food and drink. Although for now, their taste is still a bit ...... Alternative.
"Hey, do you know me?" Kevin greeted him.
A parrot with wings full of advertisements landed: "Ah, old customers." ”
"It's not you!" Kevin hurried away. Every time you want to go live, there's always some other parrot coming in.
Then, a normal parrot landed: "Hello, Mr. Kevin. How can we help?"
"Give me a copy of today's news, I'll leave my window open, just put it on my desk," Kevin gestured casually, "I'll go buy breakfast first." I'll give the money right away. ”
"No problem, sir," the parrot nodded, "is there anything else you need?"
"Don't you dye your hair?" said Kevin, chatting casually.
"No, we're regular. The parrot replied.
"Actually, you don't need to be so rigid, just dye your hair, you can wash it off," Kevin was very casual, "You parrots can't wear clothes, we people often change clothes, different species don't need the same standard." If you dye a CCTV logo on your body, it will be absolutely eye-catching when you fly in the sky. ”
The parrot thought for a moment, but nodded: "I will suggest it to my superiors." ”
Waving goodbye to the parrot, Kevin casually walked around the breakfast stall, and didn't pay attention to it, made a bowl of polenta, and added two breads, and sat on the stall to eat while thinking about the problem.
Going to the Empire in a few years is still too far away to consider for the time being. What should I do now to assassinate the Assassin President?
First of all, this is certainly not a real game, it is essentially to exercise Kevin's combat effectiveness. Then there is no point in poisoning, authority, hiring others, seducing, conspiring with all sorts of tricks, and so on. If you want to really improve yourself, the best way is to rely on hard power to shake him, once not twice, twice not three times......
But what about your own strength...... Kevin began to count the tricks he could make. Magic Missile, the power of the Farmer's Old Fist. Don't say the farmer's three punches to the holy rank powerhouse, the farmer's three hundred punches are also like itching.
Magic shield, although the defense is low, has a lot of transformation uses. Refract the light path and make the other party misplace. Place the shield on the sole of your feet and use its elasticity to speed yourself up.
Trance Illusion, an offensive illusion that can make people dizzy for a short time. It has to be eye to eye to perform.
Synchronous illusion, on the premise of mastering the other party's emotions, controls the other party's body to a limited extent, and even the other party himself does not know it.
Augmented reality, changing a few fragments of reality in the other person's eyes to achieve their own goals.
Awkward dance casting, because Kevin does not accept the elemental constitution, but by holding the magic crystal, he can still barely use some elemental spells by manually collecting the surrounding elements. Kevin is very knowledgeable in this regard, as long as there is a hedron, basically mid-level magic can be released. But the prelude is too long, the action is exaggerated, and there is no real combat meaning unless the person is in the chariot or has other protection.
The magic array diagram was made temporarily, and Kevin was very confident in this regard, and with a few magic crystals as a position, even a few teachers from Wang Li Academy might not be stronger than him.
Little Tiger, at present, sells more cute than practical. Raven, still in prison, and he can hardly be counted as part of Kevin's personal strength.
What else? Kevin pondered, the basic red fighting spirit? a few basic swordsmanship and spear skills? Although if it was a battle of the same level, Kevin was very confident, but in the face of the Holy Rank, these were ignored.
At present, Kevin's illusion level is generally stronger than others, so is it going to develop in this direction? But assassination with illusion always feels quite dangerous. The Assassin Guild is not a mage after all, and it is likely that he does not know the severity of the counterattack against illusions, and a rebound will make him brain-dead, which will be troublesome.
On the other hand, if you go up and fight him, it will be a big deal to be kicked in the ass by him a few times, which is not a big deal. And maybe he can teach a few hands in martial arts.
But after thinking about it again, will he think too much? The Assassin Guild also knows himself well, so he should be prepared for any tricks he will use, right?
"Sir, do you still want to eat?" The breakfast boss couldn't help but ask when he saw Kevin staring at an empty bowl for a long time.
"No, thank you," Kevin came to his senses, leaving the money and getting up to leave.
Back in the dormitory, the web page was already on the table, and Kevin picked it up with great interest and flipped through it: "The people from the headquarters of the Church of Light have arrived today...... It's actually a real saint and a few paladins...... The two sides had a cordial and friendly exchange...... The last one watched "Dog Eyes on the World 1"
Kevin: "......"
The comments at the bottom can be imagined, but Kevin can roughly understand the intentions of the upper echelons. "Dog's Eyes on the World 1" has the latest technology in it, but this is necromancy after all, and it is still a bit bold to perform in front of the holy woman of the headquarters. It is estimated that the theater will take some measures, such as directly separating the stage from the auditorium, so that they can directly feel the dark elements in it.
Then in this way, the people at the headquarters can only guess. What is it that makes a dog act like this?Objectification?Transfiguration?Or something else?
These Kevin just take a look at it, and it has little to do with him. I flipped through the others, but I found a letter, which was pressed under the web page, and it seemed that it had also been sent this morning.
Kevin opened it and looked at it, but it was sent by Stadt. The above is to the effect that a new online game is for sale, a promotional program is made, and he is going to be invited as a guest and so on.
Kevin was immediately interested, anyway, the assassination of the assassin president was not in a hurry, and it was useless to do push-ups wildly, so go over there for a spin first.
As soon as he said go, the teleportation array flashed with white light, and then waved a taxi, and Kevin had already arrived at the Starter Library. Speaking of which, I haven't been here for a while, this time it's more lively than the last time, the floor has been added again, the scale is larger, and it's more three-dimensional, not only parrots flying in the sky, but also many people are jumping vertically and horizontally.
There were a lot of people in front of the door, many of them holding tickets or cards in their hands, their faces were excited and happy, and they seemed to be chatting with each other about games. Kevin hadn't played it, but he didn't care much.
"I'm Kevin, and your curator invited me here. Kevin walked to the door and revealed his identity.
The welcome lady seemed to have been waiting for a long time: "Oh, Mr. Kevin, please come with me." ”
Kevin immediately followed Miss Welcome away, but the players around him heard some and couldn't help but be surprised: "Kevin, did you just say Kevin?" "I heard it too!" "Is he Kevin? Isn't that ......"
"Isn't that the hero on this card?" "Yes, five-star bard." The attribute is super low, it is said to be five stars, which is lower than one star, garbage. "You won't use it!" He has the passive skill 'Mouth Cannon', and the enemy is 100% chaotic......"
"Wait, we're talking about a game?" "Isn't it?" "My Kevin is a man, so I don't want to use it." "But I'm a cute girl here?" It seems that we are not a game ......" "You copied me!" "You copied my ......"
Kevin had already walked away and didn't hear the players' arguments. Heading straight to Start's office, he was still sitting in a crunching chair, his eyes closed.
"Hey, I'm here. Kevin casually said hello and sat down across from him.
"Okay, it's good to come," Start was immediately very happy, "I started to do a publicity sale in the afternoon, and I was worried that you wouldn't be able to come." It's great now!"
"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Kevin wondered.
"I also just came back not long ago," Statt complained, "and I had a lot of business to attend to, and I wasn't going to invite guests." But as soon as I thought about it, you are just right, and with your level, you can basically calm the scene, and you don't need any pre-rehearsal and running-in, so I called you. ”
Kevin nodded: "It's no problem to do a favor, I'll change my mood and adjust it." However, I don't really like this kind of business activity, and if I have too many times in the future, I may have to refuse. ”
Start's face changed slightly, but he still nodded: "Okay." Let's get the day done. ”
"What game?"
"It's the "Che Niang" we discussed last time, and the name is a little more straightforward. Starter pulled out some basic information and threw it at Kevin.
Kevin flipped through it and asked, "What questions will you ask in the afternoon?"
"This ......," Statt thought for a moment, "you don't need to cater to those players, I'm asking you to come mainly as a technical science." Your identity above is a member of the former Knights of Thunder, the former sheriff captain, and the current teacher of the Royal Academy. ”
Kevin looked up, slightly surprised: "Is it so serious?"
"Yes, when the time comes, you and them can just popularize some common sense of the chariot, and if you can, you can reveal it, and if you can't, you won't talk about it. But players will ask questions, and I'm hard to say what they're going to ask," Statt replied, "You don't need to say anything about the game, you haven't played it anyway, and the rest of the improvisation should be fine with your abilities, right?" ”
"If it's just common sense, you can too?" Kevin wondered. At the beginning, Start was also a member of the Thunder Knights, so it was easy to learn this thing.
"You're famous!" said Start, smiling.
Kevin didn't care too much, and nodded after thinking about it: "It's true that I'm a little more famous now." ”
Then Starter took out a few fruits, and the two of them ate them together, and the conversation gradually diverged. Starting with the study of chariots, to Sain, to light spells, etc., Kevin also revealed the new mission of the Assassin Leader to assassinate him.
In this regard, Start could only spread his hands: "My strength is not as good as yours, I can't teach you anything." ”
Kevin could only shake his head helplessly.
After lunch, the game promotion activity of "Car Girl" officially began, the stage was rolled out, and the audience was overwhelmed and enthusiastic. Kevin and Stadt were already sitting in the guest seat on the stage, and there were a few other people with them, whom Kevin didn't know. In the middle, a beautiful hostess walked out slowly in a strange outfit.
"Oh!" The atmosphere of the audience exploded instantly, "Comma mother, my wife!" "Full stop, mother, my wife!" "Ellipsis mother, my wife!" "Oh, your wife is awesome!" ...... The audience howled, and various expressions jumped out of their heads, and the atmosphere was warm.
Kevin: "......"
Starter whispered to Kevin, "Don't you understand?"
Kevin quietly responded: "I've seen similar ones online, but it's actually the first time." ”
On stage, the hostess skillfully controlled the entire stage, and one game after another was revealed, and the atmosphere became more and more hot. Finally: "Alright, today we're going to start our new character for this chapter!"
Kevin: "???"
The players at the bottom laughed, and the guests had nameplates in front of them, and everyone had already seen them. At this time, appreciating Kevin's expression becomes everyone's greatest pleasure.
Start whispered, "Uh...... This person has nothing to do with you, this person's name is Kevin Black. ”
Kevin smiled and nodded, also helpless: "Okay, you're right." ”
"That's why I said you're famous," Statt finally burst out laughing, "and...... Haha......"
The hostess came over at the right time: "Ah, in fact, today we also invited a teacher from Wang Li Academy, and he is also the former commander of the Thunder Knights, the former captain of the sheriff, and the teacher of Kevin In's Lack of Reflection Hall!"
The people below applauded, and Kevin also stood up at the right time and bowed slightly.
"I'm sorry Mr. Kevin, but the new character is ...... your name" The hostess looked embarrassed.
Kevin also waved his hand generously: "After all, there are quite a few people named Kevin, it's nothing." However, the powerful mouth cannon master is an unrivaled mentally retarded killer...... Grace ......"
"Can Mr. Kevin introduce us to us?" the hostess naturally moved on to the next link, "We may not be able to really see the comma chariot and the full stop chariot in our lives, but I heard that you have a deep study of them. ”
Kevin nodded: "I used to be the captain of the catapult, and I have always been determined to study the catapult. I'm on ...... Ahem...... I have studied three or five types of cars, in terms of models. Sometimes it depends on how to classify them, such as the comma chariot and the Don chariot, which in a way are one category ......"