I thought about it for a long time.

Yuan Bei still pushed open the door and walked in.

The man with his bare ass still didn't make any movement in the sunset, if he couldn't feel his breath, Yuan Beidu thought that this person was a sculpture.

Carefully put his futon on an empty bed and spread it, and Yuan Bei sat on the bed obediently.

This time.

He had not been in a long time and had a sense of confusion.

Where am I?

Who am I?

What am I doing?

The man still didn't make any movements, only wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt, inch head, people and sunset, shirt and no pants, and there was an inexplicable sense of harmony, like a grotesque oil painting.

As soon as this thought occurred in his heart, Yuan Bei almost pulled himself over without a big ear scraper

Yuan Bei felt that he must be crazy, and it must have been the light of the setting sun that made him dizzy that would make him have such dangerous thoughts.

But this man ...... Is it your roommate?

With an artist?

Performance artist?

Expositivity?

Lunatic?

Cerebral palsy?

Or did you forget your pants when you reported it?

Shall I lend him one?

It lasted for more than ten seconds, and Yuan Bei finally couldn't help but speak.

"That's... Hello?"

"My name is Yuan Bei, a second-order auxiliary ......"

"Get along well for the next four years?"

The man still didn't move, and after three seconds, he turned his head to look at him.

"Yin You, warrior. ”

Yuan Bei was stunned for a moment, the man was not ugly, he had a melancholy temperament on his body, and his face was a little retro, this was the first time that Yuan Bei had found some retro taste on a person's face.

Before he could speak.

Yin You was facing the sunset, letting the dusk light of the sunset shine on his face: "Do you think that the sunset is like the sun is dying?"

Yuan Bei: "......"

Wenqing?

With literary youth, I didn't run away!

Yuan Bei cleared his throat and said:

"When the sun dies, it will first because of the decay of energy, the sun can not maintain its own volume, and rapidly expand, become a red giant, devouring the surrounding planets, some planets will die out and drift away because of the rapid decrease of the lunar calendar, and after the last fuel of the sun is exhausted, there is not enough gravity to maintain the volume, and it will collapse itself, becoming a white dwarf star with a very small volume but very large gravity, and it is also possible that neutron stars. ”

I saw Yin You slowly turn his head and show Yuan Bei a smile that was more ugly than crying.

"You know a lot. ”

"It's okay, I've checked it before and made a note of it. ”

Yuan Bei waved his hand casually: "That... Something?"

"Can you put your pants on and talk?"

It's really a little unnatural for me to talk without pants!

I don't feel like it's you who doesn't have pants on, it's me!

Yin You turned his head decisively, looked at the sunset and muttered, "What if you put it on, will life get better?"

Yuan Bei: ?????

Life doesn't get better in pants... I really want to feel sorry for you for life!

That's right...

This is really speechless!

It makes sense, but it's really not going to get better!

Then the two fell silent again.

Yuan Bei was a little at a loss again, and even wanted to take off his T-shirt...

Is there a normal person to save me?

"There's a new person coming?"

At this time, behind Yuan Bei, a voice sounded: "Then our 301 will be regarded as all the staff this time." ”

When Yuan Bei heard this voice, it was like hearing the holy voice of God, and he had a feeling of grasping a life-saving straw.

Hurriedly turned his head excitedly.

"My name is Yuan ......"

As soon as he was halfway through his words, Yuan Bei was stunned.

I saw a black-haired muscular brother walking towards him with his younger brother thrown at him.

Seeing Yuan Bei turn his head, he beckoned to Yuan Bei and said, "Yo, my name is Zhang Mu, a shooter." ”

Yuan Bei: ......

You must be crazy!

Lao Tzu is going to drop out of school!

"What's your name Yuan?"

"Alas, Yuan Bei, auxiliary. ”

Yuan Bei sighed with his forehead raised, and asked very tiredly, "May I ask why you don't wear clothes either?"

"Because Ah You doesn't even wear it!"

Zhang Simu said with a natural face: "Isn't it strange that there are two people in the dormitory, and only one of them doesn't wear pants?

"So you took off all your clothes?"

"That's right!"

Yuan Bei took a deep breath.

With a logical genius!

He looked at Zhang Mu's face and wanted to ask.

Isn't it more strange that both people are naked, and are they more likely to cause misunderstandings?

Just this brain circuit, how did you get into the first martial arts school!

Zhang Mu said with a serious face: "How about it, Abei, do you want to take off your pants too, it's very comfortable." ”

pull you!

What should I do if my roommate is too sand sculpture? No, it's not a sand sculpture, I feel like their brain is really a bit of a problem!

"I think you'd better put your clothes on, or it will be very embarrassing if someone comes in now. ”

The voice did not fall.

Click.

The door was opened, and Yuan Bei didn't lock it when he came in just now.

Yuan Bei: ......

Good spirits and not bad spirits?

A man with dyed yellow hair walked in, looking at his age and being a freshman, and stayed where he was when he entered.

"Ahem..."

Yuan Bei hurriedly got up: "You listen to my explanation"

"I know, I know! Sometimes we do. ”

Huang Mao nodded hurriedly, and his hand had already begun to move.

"You know what? Wait... What are you taking off?!"

toxic, right?

Can this undressing still be contagious, just come in and start taking it off?

"It's Ah Hai!"

At this time, Zhang Mu opened his mouth and said, "Is your dormitory cleaned up?"

"You know?"

"Stop him......"

Seeing that this Ah Hai had taken off only one pair of pants after three times and five divided by two, Yuan Bei's heart was very tired, more tired than being beaten to death every day when he was on the stage.

"He is Fang Shui, my good brother who has played since I was a child. ”

Yuan Bei was tired: "Hurry up and persuade your good brother......

"After cleaning up, I'll come and see you by the way. ”

Huangmao Fangshui threw his clothes to the side, looked up at Yuan Bei, and asked with a strange expression, "Why don't you take it off?"

I also want to ask why you took it off!

When the words came to his lips, he finally asked.

"Three people, two of them have taken off, isn't it strange that I don't take it off?"

Fang Shui looked at Yuan Bei with a strange expression.

Do as the Romans do?

Yuan Bei believes that the two of them are good brothers who have played together since childhood.

The brain circuits are all the same.

"Abei, are you really not going to take it off?"

"I don't take it off. ”

"It's impossible to get rid of it, you have to die of this heart. ”

The sunset had set, and Yin You, who had been standing by the window, returned to bed silently.

But Zhang Mu is a lively person, the brothers and nobles sat directly on the bed and began to talk nonsense, what "the cafeteria is free, Lao Tzu TM is full of food!", "What school is really big", "What beautiful women are so much"

After all, at this age, most people have just left home and are very curious about everything around them.

Then I, Yuan Bei, am a human being in two lives, and the scenes I have seen can be compared to these young people, and I don't even look at this level of chat!

Ten minutes later.

Yuan Bei also took off only a pair of pants and sat on the bed, with an excited face: "Let me tell you, how dangerous was that situation at that time......?

Huangmao Fangshui and Brother Gui opened the curtain and said "Brother Bei", listening with great interest on their faces.

However, what Yuan Bei didn't expect was that all of these people were specially recruited, Yin You was almost silent for a long time, but when asked, this person was also an A+-level special recruit!

and Yuan Bei are of the same level, to say that his level may still be a little watery, but this popular warrior profession can produce an A+ level, which shows that it is not ordinary.

Even the two brothers, Fang Shui and Zhang Mu, are A-level special moves!

This is recruited at the same level as Zhang Xin'er!

Yuan Bei didn't believe in any coincidence.

However, their dormitory is indeed a bit strong.

Then.

There was a knock on the door.

Yuan Beizheng responded directly on the head: "Enter!"

The door opened.

"Several, I'm the ...... next to me"

Standing outside the door was a tall man, stared at by four naked men at once, where had he ever seen this scene?

"Few... A few big brothers, I'm from the dormitory next to me... Come here... Come and pay a visit to the mountain, you guys talk first... Let's talk about ...... first."

"There are a few big brothers, and the time is almost up, don't forget about the gathering......"

As soon as he finished speaking, the door shut.

"Isn't there no clothes on? ”

Yuan Bei looked at a few naked men and muttered.

Don't say it, human inertia is really so big.

It was awkward at first, but when I accepted this setting, it seemed like that... It's not unacceptable.

It's quite exciting.

However, he also discovered that there are still quite a few normal people in this world......

If this person came in and started to undress, then Yuan Bei would start to wonder if there was something wrong with him.

Is entering the door and undressing the right way to open the men's dormitory?

Good thing it's not...

It's just that a few strange things are in his dormitory.

However, after this time, their dormitory is probably going to become a "forbidden place" in the eighth district......