Chapter 207: Lord Papa
"Okay, okay, it's funny, as long as you're not brain congested. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Although the humor cell was dead, Bai Huang still used his sense of humor for a while, and then asked, "Can you tell me about our current situation before you find the candy house?"
"I'm here to find Master Fantesi, the owner of this White Time Sand Tower, but if you want to see him, you have to pass his test, you can try to go up the stairs and have a look. Christina held her arm in one hand and smiled and pointed to the quaint staircase, motioning for Bai Huang to experience the wonders of this magic tower for himself.
Bai Huang spread his hands, crossed the vertical clock in the center of the hall, and stepped on the stairs without hesitation. The next moment, he felt the sky spin around, and then he fell to the ground with a thud. From Christina's point of view, Bai Huang was swept into a whirlpool the moment he stepped on the stairs, and then "spit out" at the doorway where they had just entered.
"Well, I have to say it's rough enough, think about how much better we are in that self-contained enclosed space in the Land of Dragon's Sleep, at least we don't have to be tossed around. Bai Huang stood up casually, but his mouth was full of complaints.
Christina couldn't help but laugh at this, and at the same time, a loud and excited voice sounded in the hall, reminding Bai Huang of the hosts of those funny variety shows.
"Oh!! welcome! It's been a long time since you've had a distinguished guest! I really have to complain about my host's bad interpersonal relationship here~"
A curly-eared cat with a colorful top hat on his head appeared in front of Bai Huang in a cloud of bursting smoke, he "stood" in the air with his hands crossed on his hips, the expression on his face was extremely rich, and he welcomed the arrival of the distinguished guests with a smile on his face at the last moment, and in the blink of an eye, he put on an expression of hatred for iron and steel, and unceremoniously began to expose his master's sore feet.
However, the cat is barking, the owner is watching, and the retribution should not come too quickly. His words were still as fast as a smashing urge, and a bolt of lightning fell from mid-air, and in a painful meow, the curly-eared cat was directly slashed to the ground, and the original white hair was black and smoking.
"Oh~ I am suddenly full of respect for the owner here, he is the most domineering cat I have ever seen. There is no shortage of people around Bai Huang who have cats, so many friends have complained to him that raising cats is like raising ancestors, petting, habitual, serving, eating better than himself, dressing warmer than himself, and meowing "Shovel officer, come and hold my feet". But these are just ridiculous words, even if cat lovers are jokingly called cat slaves, they just smile dotingly, occasionally complain a few words, but they are still willing, these are off-topic.
Bai Huang watched with interest at the dead cats who were split to the ground and pretended to be dead on the ground, but his ability to pretend to be dead was too weak, perhaps because he felt that it was boring for no one to pay attention to him, he stood up casually and shook off the black ash on his body, and the person stood up arrogantly and pointed at Bai Huang and smiled arrogantly.
"Hahaha! frightened by the great power of my master! tremble! mortal!"
"Isn't it too late to think about the sycophancy? I think you should filter it through your brain circuits before you speak, and that's the solution. Bai Huang said as he squatted down and scratched the throat of the curly-eared cat, who suddenly squinted his eyes in comfort and made a purring sound.
"Ah, sure enough, it's a cat, I thought it was just an appearance. Anyway, if you don't explain the rules, Tina and I will figure out our own way. ”
The squinting curly-eared cat came to his senses and flew into the air, screaming in a bit of rage, "Presumptuous! tease the great Lord Papa! You will pay a terrible price for your rudeness." ”
"Okay, okay, if I have a chance to come back, I'll bring some catweed. ”
The slap lord gritted his teeth for a while, but he couldn't help the other party, so he had to snort and reluctantly start his work.
"Listen, if you want to see my master, you have to pass many tests, of course, you can also try to break through, but the best outcome is to be thrown out of the door, if you want to leave, you can also shout at any time to give up, well, the rules are like this, simple and clear, for example, the clues to the next floor are hidden in the hall, and if you can't find it, it can only mean that you are stupid, and my master doesn't like to communicate with stupid people. ”
"Oh, the escape room in the direction of the puzzle, the first level is to find the clues to the next level. Bai Huang touched his mandible and said, and Christina, who had known the rules for a long time, was already carefully observing the surrounding environment.
"No, the first level is to answer one of my puzzles, so that you can quickly get rid of those hopelessly stupid donkeys!" said Master Papa, flapping in the air and landing on the grandfather's clock in the center of the hall.
He stood with his chest held up, and said, "What life walks on four feet in the morning, two at noon, and three in the evening?"
"Ha! It's such an old question!" Bai Huang walked up to the clock and replied while gesturing, "Of course it's a human being!"
"In the morning of life, man is a delicate baby, crawling on all fours. At noon, that is, in the prime of man's youth, he walked on two legs. In his later years, he was so old that he had to borrow the support of a group of crutches as a third foot!"
Bai Huang imitated the movements of the old man's crutches and looked at the curly-eared cat with confidence, but what he got was a big fork.
The correct answer is that the Kiwick creepers living on the southern side of the continent are very sensitive to the changes of time, with four feet during the day, two at noon, three in the evening, and five at night. ”
Master Papa was doing popular science while despising the ignorant Bai Huang with a gaze at an angle of forty-five degrees, and the latter opened his mouth so wide that his mandible fell to the ground for a long time, and then he also fell to the ground weakly in a frustrated forward bending position, and collapsed.
"In other words, I haven't had time to use my scheming, calculating, clever, and clever mind (indeed), meticulous, and quick-witted, and I'm going to be eliminated because I don't adapt to the soil?" Bai Huang picked up his mandible, complaining with grief and indignation.
"Uh......" Lord Papa touched his chin with a thoughtful expression and said, "Although your answer is not correct, it is still quite innovative, with the great strength of Lord Papa's talents, I will reluctantly let you clear the level!
As he spoke, the curly-eared cat tapped his top hat and smacked again, leaving a cloud of smoke and disappearing.
"I said, when are you going to lie down, hurry up and find clues~" Christina's urging came from not far away, Bai Huang silently installed his mandible, and set his eyes on the floor clock in front of him. (To be continued.) )