"Ladies and gentlemen, please look here!" He Jinshui pointed with his hand, and Andy, the elf servant, walked out with a high spirit, followed by five beautiful elf women, standing neatly in a row.

In an instant, the audience seemed to have the feeling of fragrant flowers and flowers, and even the light of the sun was masked.

The girls put on different postures, or angry, happy, sad, or annoyed, showing their charming faces dynamically.

"Everyone says, aren't they beautiful?"

"Beautiful!" the crowd cheered.

"Do you like it?"

"Like!" the singles made a louder noise.

"Let's hear why they are so beautiful!" He Jinshui was full of energy, and with temptation in his tone, he slowly walked towards the first girl.

This is the one who poured him wine in the martial arts fight, he was shy by nature, although he rehearsed many times, he still lowered his head with a red face when he saw He Jinshui coming up.

"It's beautiful!" The effect is even better, people seem to see the little girl next door, and they can't help but want to have a look, and the big men are clamoring and shouting.

"Beauty, what's your name?"

"Aiwen. ”

"Okay, Miss Ai Wen, how old are you this year?" He Jinshui said cheekily.

"I hate it!" Ai Wen glanced at He Jinshui, lowered her head shyly, and was silent.

"Sister, lines!" The otaku turned his back to the audience, his hands struck a pleading pose, and cold sweat flowed out, "You can't drop the chain at a critical time!"

After hesitating for a long time, Ai Wen barely squeezed out a few words in a voice the size of a mosquito: "330 years old." There were still a few words in her heart that didn't come out: "Just an adult." ”

"Shhh

"Miss Ai Wen, please tell the audience, what is the secret of your beauty and longevity?"

"I have been using handmade fairy snowflake cream for a long time, it is extracted from a variety of biological essences, natural and healthy, and forever beautiful!" Ai Wen bluded, holding her cheeks, and said shyly: "Who uses who knows!"

Then, He Jinshui began to ask, pretend, admire, and extort confessions, and let a group of beauties share the secret, which is simply summarized: "Beauty can be bought; if you are not beautiful enough, it is because you are unwilling to pay; as long as you use the elf snowflake cream, you will be young forever!"

He used a very seductive tone and fanning the flames of enthusiasm to mobilize the audience's desire to buy. The crowd began to push each other and huddle together.

"Hey!" Master Gangze stretched out his thumb and praised: "What a powerful boy, the marketing methods are unpredictable!"

"Hehe, stinking fart. Alexander smiled, in a good mood.

He Jinshui pulled Andy out again and asked loudly, "Old man, may I ask you how long you live?"

"I'm almost 800 years old?" Andy pretended to be old-fashioned and was in a trance for a long time before slowly replying.

"Strong, it's an old monster!" The audience was speechless.

"I see that your body is very strong, do you have any secret to longevity?" He Jinshui blinked and asked loudly.

"I have loved to eat Millennium Shou since I was a child, it comes from a variety of nutritious plants in the Dawn Forest, and is made after 7749 days of drying and grinding, which is not only nutritious and healthy, but also has a fragrant taste. You see, I have good teeth, good appetite, delicious food, and a good body. ”

"Oh my God, this 800-year-old man, under the nourishment of a thousand years of life, is so young that he has no trace of time!"

"Audience friends, it turns out that life can really be bought with money, there is wood?" He Jinshui said hoarsely, very provocative.

"I'll buy, I'll buy!" the audience was crowded and surging wildly. He Jinshui waved his hand, Arnold and the little madman quickly let go of a hole and let a bunch of people in.

Lately, people are waving tickets and buying on a large scale. After getting his hands on it, he was overjoyed, holding the box high and squeezing his eyebrows at familiar people, which made the people outside red.

In this way, it only took half a day, and Jin Chuangwang, Snow Frost and Millennium Shou were swept away. Those who didn't buy it beat their chests and feet, beat them to death and refused to leave, He Jinshui said badly, promising to sell them again within 10 days before giving up.

After a hurried lunch, He Jinshui arranged for everyone to wear special forest costumes and held an elf fashion show. Since they have already made a name for themselves, spectators have poured in from all directions, cutting off the entire avenue, making it difficult to move an inch.

The elves are good at singing and dancing, and women's clothing is dominated by robes and long skirts, showing a graceful body, while men's clothing is particularly popular due to the need for riding and archery, vests and leather pants.

The elf beauties seem to be natural models, and it only took one day to initially master the secret of catwalking, and their swaying plump bodies twisted around on the stage, which aroused the envy of the ladies and girls, and the singles and idiots drooled for a long time.

The performance of the male model is not satisfactory. Torres and Andy are thin and have a natural clothes rack. It's a pity that the two of them were too timid on the stage, their movements were stiff, but they swayed with the wind, looking helpless.

In the end, the male and female models came to the stage together, forked their psoas muscles, split their thighs, and posed one after another, and the long legs and lotus-like arms of the white flowers shone bewitching in the sun, blinding the titanium eyes of the two old men in the teahouse.

"Bad morals, the world is declining!" Master Gangze is more than 200 years old, conservative in thinking, where has he seen this kind of battle, blowing his beard and glaring.

"Hehe, old friend, you don't understand. Alexander stroked his beard and said, "Only when they have eaten and drunk enough will people consider these needs." This is called a hundred flowers blooming, a world of great governance!"

"It's good if you're happy!" the archmage smiled slightly, and said no more.

At the end of the afternoon, the fashion fair was a big win, and the silk clothes brought with it were swept away. Andy hid backstage, crying excitedly while counting the money.

"Look at your little bit of talent!" Hum Ha Er General drank his tea, his face disdainful, completely forgetting the embarrassment he used to look like when he was in the slums.

At this moment, the sound of swearing came, accompanied by the sound of banging on the table and smashing the chair. I only heard a few hooligans arrogantly say: "Look at your busy day, the harvest is good." Fifty-fifty shares, pay the money to avoid disasters!"

"There are two gold coins here, please accept them and count them as the money for tonight's meal." He Jinshui was neither humble nor arrogant.

"Bastard, when we ask for food from the Axe Gang!Ngawang, blow the whistle for me, immediately, immediately!" the movement on the stage became louder, and the roar resounded in all directions.

"Copy the guy, someone came to the door to find fault!" Andy gritted his teeth, trembling. He looked up, but saw Hum Ha and the two of them picking their teeth expressionlessly, looking indifferent.

"The Axe Gang, damn it!" Andy slapped the table hard, reminding the two to come over and help.

"Ah!" Arnold spit out a toothpick and said lazily, "I'm tired of playing with an axe in front of the boss." ”

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"Hey, it's going to be a fight!" Alexander said happily for the old man.

"Under your rule, there are still people who do this kind of thing, aren't they angry?" Gang Ze squeezed his eyes and teased the other party.

"Don't be angry. The old man raised his eyebrows and said mysteriously: "Because these are all my people!"