Honghong took out a big fish from home and said, "Dad, this is a red fish, it's big and beautiful, and it's specially reserved for you." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The baby flew into his bedroom with the fish, sat on the bed and tore the fish to eat.

Honghong and Tongqing followed in and sat on the bed.

Tongqing looked at the baby and asked, "Grandma, did you go to see me this morning?"

The baby said, "I went, I wanted to say something to you, but you didn't get up yet, so you had to go." ”

Tongqing said: "Grandma, it's really different, my boyfriend didn't know his former girlfriends anymore after brainwashing, and said, 'Love me for the rest of your life'." Grandma, how happy I am! I told him that my grandmother was an immortal, and he didn't believe it!"

Baby asked, "Do you think grandma is a fairy?"

"Yes!"

"But is grandma a fairy or not?"

"I don't know? I imagined it. ”

Honghong said, "Dad, don't you know if you ask the magic eye?"

With a wave of the baby's hand, the MONOCULUS came in through the door. Baby asked, "MONOCULUS, why didn't you follow me?"

The Devil-Eyed Man said in a demonic voice, "Have I taken the magic mirror from the cave? ”

Honghong asked, "Demon Eye, is my father a fairy?"

The magic eye man automatically searched, and a picture appeared in the air, flashing, and the sunlight appeared in the picture.

The baby exclaimed: "Master, I haven't seen you for a long time, do you want to find me?"

The sunny youth smiled and said, "The master is very busy, everything has to be taken care of by the master, and I can't spare time to see you." The question I just asked for the Demon Eye man to come out and answer it for you. ”

Honghong asked, "Grandpa, is my father an immortal?"

The sunshine youth smiled: "You have become an immortal early?"

Tongqing asked: "Old ancestor, why?"

The sunny youth said: "The baby is famous all over the world, everyone knows it, no one knows it, this is the great god, plus there will be a lot of spells beyond magic, that is the fairy law." For example, with a wave of his hand, the wind blows violently, forming two eye eyes, which is not something that ordinary magicians can do. For another example, being able to absorb my lost light sources and collect them into the sun is not something that ordinary immortals can do. “

Honghong asked, "My father is not only a great god, but also a great immortal?"

"So to speak, although it is not a top-level immortal, it is many times stronger than ordinary immortals. If you can turn your mind into an ocean, look at the universe, and purify all sentient beings, you will be able to rise to the highest level of great immortals. ”

The baby smiled and said, "Thank you, master!"

The sunny youth said: "I'm leaving, by the way: your senior brother misses you." “

Baby waves. The sunny youth flashed and disappeared. Tongqing said happily: "Grandma, the old ancestor said that you are a real immortal, and you still have to work hard to rise to the top." “

Baby said, "Grandma can only go to this level." But my grandmother was very satisfied, and there was basically no problem that she couldn't handle. ”

Goldfish II flew in, followed by a group of brothers and sisters. Honghong asked, "Goldfish Er, don't you sleep so late?"

Goldfish Two said, "You haven't slept yet?"

Baby asked, "Goldfish two, what's the matter?"

"Dad, my brothers and sisters reacted that there was a monster crawling on the golden light mask every day and wanted to come in, but they couldn't get rid of it. ”

"Still not there?"

"I don't know, wait until I go out and have a look!"

Baby asked, "Honghong, have you heard anything about the monster?"

Honghong thought for a while and said, "I haven't heard of it, Dad will find out if he searches it with the magic eye?"

The baby said to the MONOCLONE, "Search for the monster on the golden mask." ”

The magic eye man used his magic hand to draw in the air, automatically searched, and after a while, a monster appeared in the picture, crawling on the golden light mask and looking at the pool, looking like he wanted to swim. The picture is automatic, and the monster is running around on the golden light mask, staring at the goldfish twenty-two with its eyes, running up and down. Honghong said: "It looks like a man, and Goldfish Twenty-Two attracts his eyeballs." He was quite excited, and he must have come in without a golden light mask. ”

Tongqing stared at the picture: "It's too ugly, catfish head, clam tail, five three-clawed feet, one grows under the tail, like a lot of growth, crawling very fast." “

Baby asked, "Monoclamus, is this monster coming to see the wedding ceremony?"

The MONOCLONE searched automatically, saying in a demonic voice, "No. ”

Honghong asked, "What does he want to do?"

The MONOCLONE said with an observant eye: "There are two purposes: first, to find a girlfriend and make a home here. Second, you can swim every day. ”

Goldfish Er flew in from outside: "Dad, I didn't see it, it's too dark to see clearly." ”

The baby stared at the aerial picture: "Is it that the brothers and sisters are seeing?"

Goldfish Er looked up at the picture and exclaimed, "That's it, it's so ugly! The brothers and sisters were very scared when they saw it." ”

Honghong was worried and said, "Dad, you have to dispose of it." With it, the brothers and sisters are not safe. You're not often at home, so what if you sneak in through the golden light mask?"

Baby pondered for a while and asked, "Monoclamus, what kind of monster is this?"

The Monoculus automatically searched for a while, and said in the voice of a biological professional: "It's called a catlizard, and the largest can grow up to three meters, and it is generally about two meters, and it is a rare animal." “

The baby said distressedly: "It's a pity to kill it, it may be extinct." It always comes here and poses a threat to the safety of the children. ”

Goldfish Two said, "Make a big cage and lock it up, so that everyone can see it." ”

Honghong said, "It's so big, it has to eat a lot of things? We haven't eaten yet, what are we going to raise?"

The baby also said: "It's not good to put it at home, there are a lot of brothers and sisters, and it's very annoying to get into trouble." ”

Tongqing said, "Grandma, let it find its companions;

Baby pondered for a moment and said, "MONOCLUSION, search for its kind." “

The MONOCULUS searched for a long time from the east, but they didn't find anything. Searching from the west found two of them, the color and pattern were different from the ones on their bodies, searching from the north, there was nothing, and finally searching from the south, they found a group, concentrated in one place,

It is more than a hundred kilometers from here. The second goldfish asked strangely, "Why are they born in the sky and not in the earth?"

Baby asked, "MONOCULUS, search for the question raised by Goldfish II." “

The Demon Eye Man automatically searched and said in an observational tone: "This animal is a heavenly thing, with a fairy aura, not a mortal thing;

Goldfish Two said, "Daddy, send it away, and let it go south to find its companion." ”

"Its companion is of the same species as it, but not of the same species, with a different head and body. ”

Honghong asked, "In other words, this breed of catlizard is the only one." Once it's dead, it's gone, and if it's put in the south and crossed with the same species, it can mutate into a new variety. ”

The MONOCLONE said in an observant tone, "It should be like this, right?"

The baby said, "Shall we put it in the south?"

Tongqing asked: "Grandma, we don't know where and how to put it? The south is far away! Who will send it?"

Honghong said: "Grandma has a way. ”

The baby stretched out his claws and aimed at the catlizard in the picture, clutching it tightly in the claws, and the catlizard "chirping" and struggling. The baby tugged and pulled it out of the picture.

Tongqing exclaimed: "It's amazing! Grandma, everything in the picture can be taken out!"

Honghong said: "Do you remember, you were locked in a hut by someone, and your grandmother caught it with her claws." ”

Tongqing shuddered and said, "I'm still scared when I think about it now." ”

The catlizard showed a human voice and struggled desperately and said, "Why are you catching me?"

Goldfish Er asked, "What are you doing here every day?"

The catlizard struggled and said, "The beauties here are very beautiful and want to marry one and go home." ”

Tongqing asked, "Do you have a home?"

The catlizard said: "Although it is a hole, it is also a home! There is a woman who accompanies me for life, and I am not lonely, let me down." ”

The baby clung to it with its claws, and the catlizard stretched out its head, biting its claws with its mouth, biting its teeth into blood, and desperately shouting, "Let me go." I didn't provoke you, why did you arrest me?"

"I will send you to the south, where there will be your kind," said the baby, "where you will find your beloved." We're all people, not animals, and don't think of marrying here. ”

"There's a sister named Goldfish Twenty-Two who is so beautiful that I can't catch it, and how nice it would be for her to be my wife!"

Goldfish Er roared loudly: "The more you talk, the more outrageous it becomes, you are caught by others, you don't want to run for your life, you still want to be beautiful." Goldfish twenty-two is a human being; ”

"I know, Twenty-Two Goldfish used to have a goldfish tail! I can also eat my tail and grow two human feet, isn't it human?"

Honghong said annoyedly: "Don't talk nonsense with it! Dad, send it away! It's disgusting, and the smell on it is terrible." ”

With a wave of the baby's claws, the catlizard is gone. The aerial scene moves, and the catlizard reaches the south, flying from the air to its kind. Seeing an uninvited guest, the southern male catlizard fanned the shark fins on both sides of his body, cocked the middle fish pillar, and opened his mouth.

"Quack", issued a threatening warning, shouted: "Get out, the women here are mine!

The catlizard was ready to attack, the wings on its ears cocked, and roared: "You have so many women, I only need one to be a wife; ”

The southern male catlizard said: "They are all my women, and if they are given to you, there will be one less; they have feelings for me, so why should they be given to strangers?"

The catlizard used its two front paws to take turns digging the ground, threatening: "By force, if you don't give it to me, I'll eat you, and all the women are mine?"

The southern male catlizard opened his mouth wide, bared his fangs, and demonstrated: "My weapon is tough and sharp, and I can bite your head off with one bite;

The catlizard also showed its fangs with its big mouth open: "I will bite off your neck with my fangs." ”

The southern male catlizard jumped up, bit on the catlizard's head, tore it hard, and tore off a large piece of the skin on the head with his teeth, and ate it in a few bites. The catlizard endured the severe pain, jumped up, aimed at the throat of the southern male catlizard, and bit off the throat. The southern male catlizard wanted to resist, but he raised his head hard, but he couldn't lift it up, his body fell down weakly, and he never got up again. “

Seeing that her husband was dead, the southern female catlizard fled in all directions, only one female catlizard stared at the lizard with green eyes, stared at the lizard with a tigerish eye and said, "You kill my husband, I will pay for your life!"

The catlizard said, "You're only half my age, so don't be strong." Your husband is dead, so be my wife, don't you have a husband?"

"You are the murderer of your husband, I am inseparable from you, I want your life!"

"Forget it, you're a woman, and you're small, I can't bear to kill you. As long as you follow me, I will keep you safe. ”

The southern female catlizard opened her big mouth, revealing several broken thorn teeth, flew up, and aimed at the catlid's bleeding head, which was a mouthful. The catlizard dodged in a flash, biting the neck of the southern female catlizard with its big mouth, and fell to the ground and hugged it tightly......

The southern female catlizard thought about revenge, but the pleasure it brought made her change her attention..... A minute later, they were husband and wife.

The baby waved his hand, and the aerial picture disappeared, and he said annoyingly: "No matter where you are, you can always see love, love!

Tongqing asked curiously: "Grandma, why don't you find a grandfather?"

Honghong scolded: "There is no tutor! How can I talk to my grandmother?"

"Originally, my grandmother was also a woman!"

"You still say, I can't tell the difference between the old and the young, she's your grandmother, is it appropriate for you to talk like that?"

"I can just say it, what's the matter?"

The baby was upset and said, "Okay! It's late at night, will you go home and sleep?"

Goldfish II flew away with his siblings. Honghong asked, "Tongqing, why don't you go home and sleep?" or stay here?"

"I'm going to sleep with my grandmother, call me tomorrow morning, and make a movie?"

Honghong flew away on her own. As soon as the baby touches the bed, he snores loudly. Tongqing wanted to ask her grandmother why she didn't look for her grandfather, but when she saw that her grandmother was asleep, she couldn't ask.

As soon as the morning dawned, Tongqing woke up, and his grandmother was still snoring, so she couldn't be disturbed, so she came out quietly, and met Honghong, saying, "Mom, grandma is very tired! ”

"Leave it alone, go make a movie! Grandma will come to me when she wakes up. I haven't swam for a long time. Honghong walked towards the pool. Tongqing waved his hand and flew away through the small door of the golden light mask.

Goldfish Er took his brothers and sisters to the baby door of the conference room and shouted, "Dad, are you up yet?"

The baby was awakened by the shouting, and after a while, the door opened, and asked loudly, "Goldfish two, is there something wrong?"

Goldfish II took his brothers and sisters into the house and said, "Dad, the tip of the head and the little tail are sick, help them take a look!"

The baby glanced at the tip of his head and said, "Son, come here, what's uncomfortable?"

The tip of the head grinded to the baby and said, "Dad, my right stomach hurts, it's been a long time?"

"Why didn't you come to me sooner?"

"I originally wanted to come, but you weren't at home, so I told Goldfish Er. ”

"Pick up the clothes and press the sore spot for Dad to see. ”

He lifted his clothes with his head and pressed his hand to the right of his navel and said, "This is where it hurts." ”

When the baby saw it, he understood in his heart, and shouted to the magic eye man next to the bed: "Show me the tip of the head, what is the disease?"

With a wave of his hand, the MONOCLAD flashed a magical light, and shone it back where the tip of his head was pressed. “

Baby asked, "MONOCLAC, what's wrong with the tip of the head?"

The magic eye man automatically searched for a while, and said in a doctor's tone: "The disease on the tip of the head is chronic appendicitis, and it needs to be operated!

He said, "This disease is tormenting! I can't sleep, and it hurts all night until dawn." Dad, let the MONOCULUS operate on me!"

The baby said, "The devil-eyed man, the tip of the head asks you to help him with the knife." “

The Devil-Eyed man waved his magic hand, the tip of his head rolled in the air and stopped, lying in the air, the Devil-Eyed man shot a beam of light at the appendix, repaired the inflammation of the appendix, and as soon as he collected the magic light, he said, "Okay." "Use magic to put your head down.

The baby shouted happily: "Son, move, see if it hurts?"

Toujian was very skeptical, he didn't see the operation, can he just use the magic light to illuminate it? Toujian said, "I'll try." I walked around with my head tipped, pressed my hand on the painful area, and said, "Dad, it's really good!

Baby introduced: "This is called concentrating cutting, the surgical waste is removed directly with magic, it is very clean, there are no traces of surgery, and there is no scar." Kooo shouted, "Dad, it's my turn." ”

The baby asked, "Daughter, why are you uncomfortable?"

Koo said: "As soon as I came" good friend " I had a stomachache . ”

"How long?"

"It's been more than two months? I wanted to see it last time; many people were embarrassed to say that they thought it would be better if they endured it, but not only did it not get better, but it became more and more serious. ”

The baby shouted, "Monoclamus, help Tail take a look, and check his whole body by the way." ”

The Devil-Eyed man flicked his legs and flew up, turned around a few times on the little tail, flashed his sunglasses, and the mirror surface turned around the whole body of the little tail, flew back to the side of the baby's bed and fell, and said in a doctor's voice: "Except for menstrual cramps, there is no disease." Prescribe a prescription and make it into a pill and eat it. ”

Koo asked, "Is the medicine bitter?"

The baby said, "Daughter, medicine is certainly not as good as fruit, but it can cure diseases." If you don't take medicine, you won't get better! It's like sweeping the floor, if no one sweeps it, the floor will always be dirty, and it's clean after sweeping!"

"Then prescribe me medicine!"