"Bang bang bang", "bang bang bang", an annoying sound of slapping hard against the door panel, followed by an eager shout.

"Fang Shuo, Fang Shuo, brother, I have an urgent matter with you." The boy standing at the door of the house shouted, "It's me, Lao He." Hurry up and open the door. ”

With a squeak, the young man in a coarse linen coat opened the door, and Fang Shuo said with a cold face: "He Yan, you kid won't knock on the door, what are you doing early in the morning?" Is this a rush to reincarnation? What's the matter with you, hurry up and say, I still have something to do here. ”

He Yan stepped into the door, grabbed Fang Shuo's arm and dragged him into the room.

"Hey, what are you doing kid. Feelings, this is your home, where are you dragging me on. Fang Shuo scolded again.

Fang Shuo's chalet is extremely simple in furnishings. Entering the door is a table of eight immortals, on which are teapots and water cups, and four benches are set up. To the east of the table is the bedroom, which is also a wooden bed. On the west side of the table, it is considered a study, but there is a desk, a stack of books, a pen, ink, paper, inkstone, and a bamboo chair. If you enter through the door, you can walk to the end in five or six steps, and the thing is only seventeen steps, maybe not yet. Outside the house, it's a yard, barely growing some vegetables. The gate is connected to the wall and leads to the hut, and that is all the place. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is "the size of a palm".

Until the house, He Yan still didn't let go, pulling Fang Shuo's arm and begging: "Brother Fang, brother, I really have something." Today you save me. If you save my life, I will be a cow and a horse for you in the next life. ”

Hearing He Yan's plea for help, Fang Shuo frowned and asked, "Are you sick?" ”

"Yes, and it's a terminal illness. If I can't be cured, I'm afraid I won't survive tonight. He Yan replied sadly.

Then what are you dragging me into the house, and I won't go to heal the disease? Hiss, but Fang Shuo thought again, He Yan was a dragon muscle and tiger bone on weekdays, and he couldn't be idle. Such a body could not survive tonight, what a serious illness and such a ferocity.

At this time, Shuo Zhengse asked: "Brother He, what kind of illness do you have, I have seen a few Langzhong, what have they said." Even if they can't cure you, don't worry. Do you remember what I told you about my past studies in Xuanyue Mountain? Brother, although I can't say that the Tao is profound, I still have some means. If I can't do it, it's a big deal to hang your life with the Qihuang technique first, and let's go up to Xuanyue Mountain overnight to beg my master. He's going to save your life. ”

These words made He Yan's face soften a lot, and he was extremely relieved in his heart, it was really difficult to change such a brother.

He Yan let go of his hand and saluted: "Brother Fang, your affection for me, He has written it down." Talking on weekdays, you have said a lot of anecdotes about learning art, and I also believe in your ability. But for my illness, even if you ask your master to treat it, I'm afraid it won't help. ”

Even my master can't help it, what kind of incurable disease is this.

Fang Shuo continued to comfort He Yan and said, "No, He Yan, you listen to me." My master is already a master of the Tao, that is, a living immortal as the saying goes, he will definitely be able to save you. Don't worry, it's okay. ”

"That's right." Fang Shuo clapped his hands and shook his fingers at He Yan anxiously, "Let's go to Xuanyue Mountain now and go to find my master." After he finished speaking, he hurriedly took He Yan's arm and walked out of the house.

"Oh, forget it, let's not go, the old fairy can't save me." He Yan said to Fang Shuo as he walked, "The only one who can save me is you." ”

Fang Shuo stopped, turned around and asked, "Only I can save you?" What disease do you have? ”

When asked about the name of the disease, He Yan swallowed. Seeing this situation, Fang Shuo immediately became suspicious and shouted: "He Yan! What the hell are you doing! Hurry up and give me a fifteen-ten! ”

He Yan sighed, lowered his head and said, "I recently met a girl. Although it was only the first time I met, it was love at first sight. In the past two days, I haven't eaten well, and I can't sleep well, I am guilty of lovesickness. ”

Can lovesickness kill people? He Yan, you kid is pretending to be quite like it, you are lying to me a lot, you are deliberately teasing me. Fang Shuo laughed angrily when he heard this: "Yo, there's a wild boar in my heart, right?" But why did you come to me again? ”

Fang Shuo stretched out his hands vigorously and continued to ask: "Don't say that you like a girl, that is, you like a big man, what does this have to do with me?" ”

He Yan flattered: "I just found out today, that girl likes Wang Xizhi's words very much. My hands were stiff like a burning stick, and I could write words like that. So I want to ask you, Brother Fang, to help me write a letter so that I can go and make an appointment with that girl. ”

These words were like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, slamming into his head from the sky, shocking Fang Shuo and making his whole body tremble, and his seven orifices smoked.

As soon as Fang Shuo heard this, he understood that He Yan had made so many twists and turns, and he wanted to help him make an appointment with other girls. He Yan made trouble for a long time, it turned out to be a bitter ploy, and it was really to achieve the goal, unscrupulous means. If this is the case, it would be good for him to die of illness, and he would not hesitate to go to Xuanyue Mountain to save him, He Yan would be good, and he would come here to entertain himself.

"You're sick. You're really sick! Fang Shuo angrily pointed at He Yan and scolded, "He Yan, He Yan, there is really yours, you can really do it!" Yes! I have your brother, this is really a great virtue accumulated by the ancestors, and I have done great good deeds in my last life. From now on, if you want to do anything again, you can try it for me. I'll tell you how many eyes Lord Ma has. ”

After Fang Shuo finished scolding, he turned around and left.

When He Yan saw that Fang Shuo was angry, he knew that something was wrong and hurriedly stopped him. I didn't want Fang Shuo to be angry, so he pushed He Yan to the side vigorously. He Yan couldn't stand Fang Shuo's strength, and with an "oops", he had to stagger back.

Now that the matter has been exposed, He Yan has no choice but to confess everything. On weekdays, he has something to ask for this good brother, and Fang Shuo will help him if he shirks it a few times. I didn't expect it to be a real fire now, I'm afraid this thing won't happen. Alas, he is really self-defeating, he is simply an elm head.

But for the sake of the girl in his heart, He Yan had to put his heart sideways, even if it was soft and hard, he must get things done today.

Fang Shuo pushed He Yan away and returned to the house with a sullen head. He Yan also hurriedly followed back to the house.

What to do, of course, is cold salad. In today's situation, it's not like there's no way around it. He Yan thought that Fang Shuo had always had a good temper, and when Fang Shuo was angry, he would beg him again. In the end, he has been a good brother for many years, and this bit of affection is still there.

Fang Shuo went back to the house and walked to the study without saying a word, sitting on the bamboo chair with his buttocks, his arms clasped to his chest, and his head swinging to the right, with a posture of ignoring anyone.

He Yan carefully moved to the table, rubbed his hands together, and whispered with a smile: "Brother Fang, junior brother, I know my mistake." ”

He Yan snorted haha. Fang Shuo didn't even move a single hair, still ignoring him. With a roll of his eyes, He Yan had a way.

"Brother Fang, you have a lot of them. Brother, I shouldn't lie to you, but I can't help it. You first dissipated your anger and scolded me, and you were thirsty. He Yan continued to smile and said.

Turning around and going to the table of the Eight Immortals to bring a teapot and a cup of water, He Yan diligently poured a cup of tea for Fang Shuo.

Smelling the smell of tea, He Yan shook his head and said, "Tsk, this tea is also a little bit late." Brother Fang, I know that you are a cultivator, and cultivators are pure and have few desires, and they are not very particular about these mundane things. But this good tea tastes good, isn't it easier to calm down with a cup of good tea. That's a lot of good for practice. Go back, I'll bring you a big bag of good dragon wells, how about I make amends to you. ”

Hearing that He Yan was going to deliver tea, Fang Shuo turned his head to look at him. When He Yan saw it, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Hey, there's a door.

At that moment, He Yan hurriedly hit the railway while it was hot: "Brother Fang, do you have any other items missing here, I will send them to you, how about it." ”

Looking at He Yan's obscene and enthusiastic appearance, Fang Shuo scolded: "Okay, you He Yan, you will find a way." For the sake of your little flowery intestines, you have paid a lot of money. ”

He Yan followed his words and promised: "Hey, there is a way, it is difficult to buy the person you like." These are all small meanings, small meanings. As long as your brother Fang is willing to write, I will have a lot of money to offer after the matter is completed. ”

Rolling up his sleeves, He Yan stretched out his five fingers and said, "It won't be less than this number, how about it." ”

"Oh, didn't you say that we cultivators don't talk about mundane things. Why, now that you are going to ask me for something of silver and gold? Fang Shuo teased again.

"Hey, I mean, uh, it's the five big bags of Longjing, where are the gold and silver vulgarities." He Yan waved his hand.

"Okay, I really can't help you. You don't have to say any more. Let me ask you, what will you do when this letter is delivered? Lie, if Yuan doesn't come back, you just don't send it. I also save myself trouble. Fang Shuo said helplessly.

He Yan said happily: "Good brother, it's really interesting." Don't worry, I've got it all figured out. Asking someone else to write this matter, that is exquisite, not whoever has good handwriting will be invited, and whoever must be tight-mouthed will be invited. I thought about it, only Brother Fang, you are good at words and stable people. Besides, you don't have any dealings with anyone other than me. If I am found out, I will never say anything about you. I'm just going to make up a name, and no one is sure to guess you. ”

Fang Shuo had no choice but to send him away, "Okay, it's up to you." Don't forget, six packs of Longjing, don't think less about one pack. ”

After this matter was negotiated, He Yan shook his head and read a manuscript, and according to his words, Fang Shuo took the pen and wrote three pieces of paper. Holding the letterhead, He Yan was self-absorbed again before putting it into the envelope. Before leaving, He Yan kept patting Fang Shuo's ass, a good brother for a while, a good buddy for a while, and he was about to call Fang Shuo's brother. After making trouble for a while, He Yan hurriedly delivered the letter.

Fang Shuo was really noisy by him, and it took a lot of effort to drive He Yan out of the door.

Back in the house, Fang Shuo sat back on the bamboo chair, calmed down, and said to himself: "This matter is making trouble, I hope there will be no trouble." ”

Picking up the teacup and taking a sip, Fang Shuo frowned and said, "This tea, the taste is a little worse." Then Fang Shuo smiled again: "You can exchange six packs of good new tea for a few dozen words, it's cost-effective, it's worth it." ”