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Xie Ya closed her eyes, reached out and hugged the pillow pig, and unconsciously pouted and kissed it.

Well? It feels wet, why is this pillow so heavy? Still pricked hands? I was so stressed that I couldn't breathe.

And the body is wet and cold, and the body is also hard and damp.

"Ah, pig!"

As soon as Xie Ya opened her eyes, she saw a white fat pig with shiny capillaries lying on her body, her mouth facing her, her small eyes were black and blinking her inner double eyelids, and she wanted to get up.

Xie Ya was so frightened that her head was buzzing, and she hurriedly turned over and jumped up, throwing the fat pig to the ground.

The pig's feet struggled in the muddy water, and the splashes of mud splashed all over the girl's face.

Xie Ya hurriedly stretched out her hand to brush the muddy water on her face, and was surprised to find that the surrounding trees and crops, as well as the washed out houses not far away, were soaked in water, and in addition to the struggling sows under her feet, there were chickens, ducks, fish, tree sticks, baskets, and brooms......

Looking up at the scenery of this mountain village, the distant mountains and trees, and the pond not far away, Xie Ya was surprised, isn't this all the picture scroll sketched in her novel?

Down the drain! I traveled into the novel I wrote, and I came through it by water.

There is no need to "bang" and faint to receive a message from the original owner again, this storyline is too familiar.

In the ancient countryside where the background of this family is set to be hard, the family can't even eat chaff vegetables, and the character of the original owner's father and mother is simply difficult to find in the sky and difficult to find on the ground, only he can shape it.

Xie Ya covered her face, this is really digging a pit and jumping down by yourself!

At that moment, I heard a shout not far away.

"Help! Help me! ”

And someone else rushed into the puddle?

Xie Ya hurriedly picked up the wooden stick beside her and searched for it according to the sound.

On a tree that had been swept away by the flood, there was a woman who was shaking the branches in a panic and wanted to jump down, but when she saw that the ground was full of swamps, she closed her eyes again and shouted loudly.

Listening to the voice, it looks like her mother Xu Meimei, but this dress makes Xie Ya dare not recognize each other.

The woman was wearing clothes of no discernible color, and she was wrapped in wet clothes like herself, with black pants and bare feet. The hair was mixed with muddy water and scattered on the face of the melon seeds.

It looks like my mother when she was about thirty years old, but why is there a kitchen knife pinned to her back?

Xie Ya shouted anxiously: "Xu Meili! ”

"Hey!"

The woman replied with her eyes wide open.

Xie Ya was surprised, this is really her own mother who was also washed over by the flood, and it seems that she has become the grumpy 'Xu Yidao' who beats her father and scolds her mother in her novel.

"My girl, is that you?"

Xu Meimei, who was holding the canopy, had calmed down at this time, looked at the girl standing in the muddy water not far away, and opened her mouth wide in surprise.

"Girl, have we also met the time crossing you often say? You look like you did when you were thirteen or fourteen! ”

Xie Ya doesn't need to be reminded by her mother, the name of the novel she set is the same as her family, and her age is ahead, is this the reason why she crossed over with her mother? What about Daddy?

"Mother, you are also a lot younger, your fat body is gone, although there is mud on your face, although you can't see the vertical and horizontal ravines, but this body is bumpy and convex, if my father sees it, it will be strange if he dies of displeasure!"

Hearing her daughter mention the old man, Xu Meili burst into tears in a hurry.

He reconciled Huaxiang's classmates and colleagues, and finally both went to the sea to do business, the two struggled for half their lives, opened a large supermarket of more than 1,000 square meters in their fifties, and saved a big girl Xie Yaya in their twenties.

Now that he has crossed over, the old man is gone, and a large supermarket that he has saved with half his life's hard work has also disappeared with the flood, leaving only a thin daughter for himself.

"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, where are you!"

Just then, I heard a voice coming.

Xu Meili was pleasantly surprised and shouted, "Is Huaxiang you?" Where are you? ”

Xie Ya also heard that it was her father's high-pitched tenor, and hurriedly turned her head to look around.

After looking for a long time, in the puddle not far away, a tall thin man wearing a gray cloth coat and rags was struggling to shake the mud on his hands, and stood up and looked behind him.

Ho ho, this image is exactly the same as the image of the cannon in my novel.

Xie Ya was just about to speak, when the old mother on the branch suddenly shouted at the tall and thin man: "The big river flows eastward!" ”

The man shook the mud on his hands, and looked at the mother and daughter in surprise and followed: "The stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, Beidou, wow!"

Xie Ya happily followed.

That's right, the solution cannon in his novel has also come, but the character of this modern tease has not changed.

"It's good that Daddy has passed it through, but why are you so thin?"

Xie Ya ran to her father desperately, "It's all because of the broken novel I wrote, we wore it into the novel, and my father and mother came with the crime." ”

But he opened his hand and pounced in the air, but his father threw himself down and ran over to his daughter-in-law hanging on the branch in a daze.

"Daughter-in-law, I used to watch small videos hanging on trees, and the sows should be there! This time, the daughter-in-law hung on the tree and became younger. ”

Xie Ya was just snubbed by her father and doubted whether she was biological, but when she heard the conversation between her father and her mother, she was sure that she was biological.

"You lack morality, you are still poor at this time, hurry up and save the old lady!"

Xu Meili hugged the branch and scolded tremblingly.

Xie Ya also ran over, and worked with her father to save her mother, and the three of them hugged each other and burst into tears.

"Daughter, just now you said we were in the novel you wrote? Is it really that weird? ”

Xie Huaxiang was stunned, and looked down to see that his beer belly was gone, although he was much more relaxed, but it was too thin. Also, the daughter-in-law and daughter are all there, and the big house and big supermarket are the family business that I have accumulated through my life's work, so it's gone?

Xie Huaxiang was thinking about everything in modern times, and he felt uncomfortable, when he saw Xu Meili take out a kitchen knife from behind him and slash directly at his head.

"It's all your useless waste, you look at the houses where people live, and then look at the thatched huts we live in! Why are you going to let our mother follow you from now on? Drinking, smoking, gambling all day long, and recently beating my wife! Yaya come over and go with her mother, this family is over, hurry up and divorce! ”

Yikes!

Xie Ya was surprised, my mother's temper was the same as that of the original owner's wife, and she was really nicknamed "Xu Yidao" in vain.

Hurriedly pulled her mother and persuaded her: "Niangniang, look at it, didn't we come here wearing books?" It's just that it took the original owner's body, and my dad didn't beat you. ”

Hearing his daughter say this, Xie Huaxiang hurriedly lowered his eyebrows and came over, blushing and said: "Daughter-in-law, look at it, what you said is what the original guy did, am I not your male god Xie Huaxiang?" You listen to my standard tenor, the river flows eastward wow......"

Xu Meimei, who was holding a kitchen knife on the side, touched her wet hair and reacted.

"Hehe, look at my old mistakes again, but you, the original owner, are not things, look, how can we get it now? Not even a nest squat. ”

At this moment, I saw two crop men wearing shabby blue clothes, blue cloth wrapping their heads, holding the warehouse pipe, and carrying straw sandals.

The three of them immediately looked at each other, as if they were in a hurry with the enemy.

"Yaya, tell me quickly, what dynasty are we? Who are these two people? I couldn't remember it for a while, I was so bothered that I was afraid of fainting. ”

Xie Huaxiang asked his daughter nervously in a low voice.

Xu Meili also echoed: "Yes, this sudden change of identity, I am really confused." ”

"Mom and Dad, now we are in Xiejia Village, Dongliu Town, Xudu County, Daqing Dynasty, my grandfather's name is Xie Lin, grandma Zhang, two daughters and three men were born in marriage, you are stuck in the middle. The two uncles who came over in front of me should be Xie Huashan, the uncle is called Xie Huashan, and the uncle is called Xie Huashi. You are nicknamed 'Xie Cannon', and the mother is called 'Xu Yidao'. Xu Yidao Xie Cannon and the two of them made a family made in heaven and gave birth to me and a younger brother. ”

Xie Huaxiang was surprised: "What? We have a son at home? It's bloody! How can such a poor family be fed?

Xie Ya smiled: "In the original book, I have a younger brother, doesn't this fulfill your dream of having a second child?" ”

At this moment, the two croppers who came over in front of him shouted here, and Xie Huaxiang hurriedly took two steps to meet him.

"Big brother, are you okay, my father and mother let us come over and have a look, we see that your house is soaked in water."

Seeing that Han Han was talking to himself with a cold face, Xie Huaxiang was about to speak, but was pulled aside by Xie Ya, and hurriedly greeted in a northeastern tone: "Uncle, we almost didn't burp, fortunately this is during the day, and at night our family will really explain." ”

Xie Ya listened to the uncle's accent, and just forgot to tell her parents, this is the Northeast, and the taste of Beijing in her own house is afraid that it will arouse suspicion.

The two people behind him looked at each other and understood what their daughter meant.

Xie Huashan looked at the naughty appearance of his eldest niece, frowned, and said, "Isn't it dead?" Let's go, your grandparents let you pass. ”

Vomit, this family seems to be really unpopular, look at what the uncle said is light.

At this time, I saw a thin woman running in front of me, with a fat coat with white flowers on a blue background, like a dead man's disguise, bending down and picking up a wooden stick in the water and shouting here: "Huashan, you are dead, our pigs have been washed away, and you still have the leisure to care about the life and death of others!" ”

Xie Ya "clucked", okay, this one is even more powerful, what? Is this human life less expensive than a pig? However, listening to this aunt's hula voice, I'm afraid that the trachea is not good.

"Auntie, we just ......"

Xie Ya wanted to say that there was a fat pig in the mud pit behind her, but she was scolded back by her aunt Lu Hua.

"What are you? If we hadn't been in a hurry to find your family, our pigs wouldn't have been lost! I'm still alive and back, why don't you die outside? ”

Seeing his mother-in-law like this, Xie Huashan said in a low voice: "Don't be like this, no matter how you say it, my eldest brother's family was washed away by the flood." ”