"No, husband. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoTomorrow Saturday, people don't go to work. ”

Baby Hong Lijian pondered for a long time and said: "That's it! You call them and tell them that I'm back! Let them know in their hearts, and by the way, inform the board of directors to be held at eight o'clock in the morning on Monday, so that there will be no opinions." ”

Xu Qingren said angrily: "It's time to rectify these people." One or two usually look very good, but who knows that they have other plans in mind. “

"I don't want to rectify anyone, I just want them to unite and do a good job!"

Cell phone ringtone: "I remember a place ......"

Baby Hong Lijian took out his mobile phone and dialed it into his ear: "Hey, talk?"

Gong Guan's voice came from the mobile phone: "Husband, you're back, you miss me!" It's really frightening, it's been more than a month. Husband, why do they want to take you away?"

"How ugly is that! Can anyone your husband be taken away at will?"

"But Xia Yan and I saw with our own eyes a gust of wind swept you away from the window!"

"That's the matter of the two Hong Lijian from the previous time, let me deal with it. ”

"Why do you want to go to heaven to deal with it, isn't this called selfishness?"

Your husband doesn't want to go into that kind of place anymore. ”

"Husband, you're still in the same row as before, it's my turn tonight! Can you come?"

"No, you have to cancel the queue, if you continue to queue like that, how long can I live?"

"Husband, can't you not be a widow?" We are all your women;

Baby Hong Lijian pondered for a long time and said: "That's it! Alternate day in turn, who is in line, the next day off for a day, and so on." ”

"Husband, isn't it too long, you calculate, the four of us, each of us will line up for a day, and it will take three days to get a turn, and if there is an interval of one day, it will take seven days to get a turn. ”

"I can only line up like this, or I can't stand it. Let's do it! I won't be in the row tonight! I'm going to have a good night's rest and I'll reline tomorrow!"

"Husband, if you want to rest, come to me to rest, and I will rest with you. Or, you're lonely, how about having a woman around you and someone to talk to?"

"According to you, it's better to line up tonight. But no, let's schedule it for tomorrow night! Baby Hong Lijian hung up the phone.

Xu Qingren was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth and said, "Husband, come to me tonight, I'll ask the nanny to cook a few more delicious dishes, okay?"

Baby Hong Lijian said: "I won't go to anyone's house tonight, I want to think about it in the company office, and no one is allowed to disturb me." ”

Xu Qingren said: "Husband, don't worry, no one will bother you, I will accompany you." I'm not going home either, okay?"

"Go back to your home and leave me alone. ”

"No matter what, you have to eat! I still have to buy food for you, what's the matter, I have to run errands for you!"

"Tell you to call all the board members, did you call?"

"Hit right away. Xu Qingren took out his mobile phone and dialed Xia Fuyan's phone to his ear; no one answered the phone for a long time, and a response came from the mobile phone: "I'm sorry, no one answered the call you made." Xu Qingren dialed again, and it was still the same.

Xu Qingren's heart was dark, feeling that Xia Fuyan deliberately did not answer the phone, smiled, waved to the baby Hong Lijian, and went back to his company.

Cell phone ringtone: "I remember a place ......"

Baby Hong Lijian took out his mobile phone and pointed it to his ear: "Hey, talk!"

Xia Yan's voice came from the phone: "Husband, you're really back, I heard what Sister Tian just said, so I was in a hurry to call you." ”

"I was about to call you too. ”

"It's okay, come to me tonight!

"What is the reaction of the company. ”

"I don't know!"

"Your dad didn't tell you anything?"

"Nope. My dad hates me to death, just because of you, I've been holding my breath in my heart?"

"I thought that giving him a million dollars would solve all the problems. ”

"Feelings can't be solved with money. It is built up day by day. My father raised me, I want to marry someone a few years older than him, and he will never accept it in his heart; even if he accepts it on the surface, he is very depressed in his heart, and I don't know how many years and months will it take to recover. “

"Actually, you shouldn't have thought about me in the first place. It's hard for me to do it here, too. It was very embarrassing to look up and not look down. It took me a long time to adjust. Okay, is that all? Let Gong Guan line up? Line one every other day. ”

"Why?"

"I can't stand it like that, how long can I live in the long run?"

"Husband, you have to take good care of it! We can't live without you!"

"I will. However, we can't put that kind of miracle medicine anymore, it's a mistake! I don't rest all night at night, I don't go to bed until dawn, and I can't go to work yet? No one in the company cares, and the employees are all about to rise up and rebel. ”

"I didn't put a miracle medicine;

"Maybe it's sweet water. She called me and said that she wanted to release the miracle medicine, and I said that she did, but I didn't expect her to release it. ”

"Husband! Sister Tian has been widowed for more than a year, and she seems to have a husband herself, and she is panicked! I think it is understandable to put some magic medicine. ”

"Although it is understandable, it affects the work of the company! Fortunately, the company does not go to work on Saturday; or, the company does not know what is going on! If you don't let it go, you won't be allowed to let it go again next time. Help me call and tell you Sister Tian, I don't want to break her heart, there is a company, you can have your home!"

"Got it, hung up. "The call hangs up.

Baby Hong Lijian looked at the time on his mobile phone, at half past six in the evening, he came out of the office, walked around the work area, and found that there was a mess everywhere, and there was garbage everywhere on the floor; Baby Hong Lijian was very disappointed in his heart; he had only been gone for more than a month and had become like this, and he had been walking for a year? It is conceivable that Baby Hong Lijian walked to Xu Qingren's office, Xu Qingren was still on the phone, and when he saw Bao Hong Lijian, he covered his mobile phone and said: "Husband, the board members have only opened four, and the others have been called, and either no one answers, or the phone is turned off." “

Baby Hong Lijian pondered for a while and said, "Don't worry, you can't get through today, and there will be tomorrow." By the way, I called and told the company's management that all company employees must go to work on Monday, and those who do not come will be punished according to the system. ”

Xu Qingren nodded and continued to call. Baby Hong Lijian went back to the office and sat on the office chair thinking hard, and disappeared as soon as he became invisible. Baby Hong Lijian came to the community after a long absence, flew into the baby's home along the balcony, turned around, became a baby, entered the living room to see, the house was piled up with a thick layer of ash, and gently touched the sofa with his hand, revealing his handprints.

When the baby enters the bedroom, the bed is also covered with dust, and the whole house is looked at, except for the ash, there are black spider webs everywhere; the baby waves his hand, and a gust of wind blows, and sweeps the whole house, and when the wind passes, he looks at the whole house again, and returns to its original appearance; sits on the sofa and tries it.

The phone rings: "I remember a place where I will always ......"

The baby took out his phone from his brown satchel and pointed it to his ear: "Hey, what's wrong?"

Xu Qingren's voice came from the mobile phone: "Hey, who are you? Why do you use my husband's phone." ”

When the baby heard this, he suddenly woke up, became a baby, and spoke into a woman's voice, and immediately changed, and an Adam's apple grew out of his throat, which became the voice of the baby Hong Lijian: "Hey, what's wrong?"

Xu Qingren asked on the mobile phone: "Husband, don't say a word anywhere, who used your mobile phone just now?"

"It's a woman, my phone rings, and she answers the phone for me. ”

"Husband, don't look for any more women, okay? All four women are too busy. You yourself know that you can't stand too many women, so why are you looking for women?"

"I didn't look for it, I just answered the phone by mistake. ”

"Husband, you are no longer here, so I'll be able to find you. Have you eaten?"

"I've eaten, leave me alone. Will you go to Gongguan tomorrow and meet at 8 o'clock on Monday morning?"

"Husband, it's only now that five members of the board of directors have been informed. ”

"It's okay, I won't be notified today, there will be tomorrow. The key is to inform the management, and on Monday, call the staff back to work. If he can't, I'll remove him. “

"Okay, I'll let you know. By the way, tomorrow Sunday, I'm going to learn to drive. “

"It's okay to learn to drive, and you must do a good job of notifying the personnel, and then people will have an excuse. “

"Got it. Hang up!" Xu Qingren hung up the call.

Baby think about it: This can't work! I'm not used to changing a man's voice, and I made two mistakes when talking to Xu Qingren. After a long time, you will definitely find out. One is the fruit Hong Lijian, who manages the company for a long time, and the other is a baby, watching children in the sky.

The baby pondered for a while, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, Xiaohong's satchel flashed in his hand, took out his mobile phone from it, and was about to call Tongqing. Colorful words appeared in the air in the living room, and the magic eye man came out of the picture, flew in a circle, and landed beside the baby.

The baby shouted, "MONOCULUS, make me something to eat." ”

The devil-eyed man pointed with his magic hand, and a bowl of rice, a dish, and a pair of chopsticks appeared on the coffee table. The baby picked up the bowl, devoured it, and asked:

"The Devil's Eye, is there any way to separate and become half of the baby, watching the child in the sky. Half of it becomes a fruit Hong Lijian, managing the company, isn't all the problems solved?"

The MONOCULUS automatically searched, and said in a magical voice: "Although you have two brain system files in your brain, it doesn't mean that you have two heads, and you can't separate them." ”

The baby said, "I am now half a woman and half a man, and if I can take care of the below, I can't take care of the above." ”

The MONOCLAD asked, "Don't you want Tsai to manage the company?"

Baby pondered for a long time and said, "You can't let Tsai manage the company." ”

"Why?"

"I have an industry of more than 4 billion yuan, and once it is handed over to him, the whole economy will become Zaizai's. Even if you want him to manage the company, you can't pass it on to him until I'm away. “

"Are you reluctant to give up the four women of the fruit Hong Li Sword?"

"It's not that you can't give up, but you can't give up?"

"Why?"

"Think about it, what will happen if you give up?"

The MONOCULUS automatically searched and said with an observant eye: "

There will be three major consequences: first, the women of Fruit Hong Lijian have children of Fruit Hong Lijian. Once you give up, you will come to the door to divide the property, because your identity is the fruit Hong Li Sword. Second, if one of them is upset and sues you, he will probably be punished for bigamy. Third, giving up is the same as not giving up. The women of the fruit Hong Lijian will reach out and ask for money in the name of their children, and it will not work if they don't give it!"

The baby pondered for a while and said, "Not only these three, but there are many problems in them, in short, you can't give up." But I'm the only one, and I have to learn the doppelganger method to maintain it. MONOCLACAD, you're going to help me figure it out. ”

The Demon Eye Man automatically searched and found nothing: "I can't help you, I can only see if your master can help you?"

The baby slapped the couch with his hand and said, "yes! There is no problem that my master can't solve. The baby flicked the air picture with his hand, flashed, and the sunny youth appeared in the picture, and asked with a smile:

"Baby, I know you have something on your mind, is it a problem with the doppelganger method?"

The baby looked at the sunny young man with a wistful gaze and asked, "Master, can I learn the doppelganger method?"

Sunshine Youth said: "The doppelganger method is not a new thing, it has already been created. Pay attention to the combination of the mind and the body, the so-called body, is to turn a person's body into the body of two people, you can move freely, your conditions are very good, there are two people's brain system files in the brain, as long as the brain system files of the fruit Hong Lijian are loaded into the brain of the doppelganger fruit Hong Lijian. “

Baby asked, "Master, how do I dop?"

"With my heart, I have two bodies, one is a baby, and the other is a fruit Hong Li Sword, I am in a state of psychedelia, and the fruit Hong Li Sword will naturally be separated from your body; try it." ”

The baby followed the master's instructions and read with his heart: "I want to become two people, one is the baby, and the other is the fruit Hong Li Sword." Baby Brain Loading Baby System File;Fruit Hong Li Sword Brain Loading Fruit Hong Li Sword System File. ”

The baby was confused, and a person faintly appeared from his body, slowly separated, flashed, and became two people.

The sunshine youth smiled in the picture and said, "Baby, you have succeeded, there are a lot of things to do for the teacher, you have to leave!"

The baby saw that there was a man beside him who was fruit Hong Lijian, and he was very depressed:

"How could a man come out of my body. How awkward it is for a man to become a man with a woman all day long! It's disgusting to think about the love between myself and the women of the fruit Hong Lijian! But I am the baby Hong Lijian. “

The MONOCLONE said in a demonic voice, "Baby, congratulations on your success!"

The baby refused: "Cheng is a success, but I don't want the fruit to enter my body." ”

The Demon Eye Man comforted: "The Fruit Hong Li Sword is you, you are the Fruit Hong Li Sword!"

The baby said: "I am a woman, and the fruit Hong Lijian is a man." ”

The MONOCLAD asked, "Didn't you change it yourself?"

The baby still couldn't accept it in his heart: "It's me who changed, how can a woman still be a man?"

The Devil-Eyed Man said, "Aren't you just two people you want? Now that it's done, I can't accept it." “

The baby asked the Demon Eye, "Where is the fruit Hong Lijian sleeping tonight?"

"Let me sleep with you. You changed it yourself, who do you sleep with if you don't sleep with you?"

But he was soon going to look for his women. I don't want him, but I don't want him!"

The MONOCULUS reassured: "You'll get used to it." ”

Mobile phone ringtone: "Meet in the sea of people, gather in the ......"

The baby dialed the phone to his ear: "Hey, Tongqing, what's wrong?"

Tongqing's voice came from the mobile phone: "Grandma, I miss you so much! When I came back to shoot a TV series, everyone asked me, why are there two Tongqing? What did the other Tongqing do? I can't answer." ”

The baby said: "It's right not to answer, this is our private matter, why should we let others know." Has anyone asked you why you fly?"

Director Zheng saw me fly a few times, and finally couldn't help but ask, "Is he a director?" “

"Director Zheng didn't ask me who I am, who are you?"

"Asked. At first, I just felt like I was making movies like you, and I was a little skeptical. Later, I couldn't help but ask: 'Does the baby know you?' 'I said she was my grandmother'' 'Director Zheng said, no wonder you are filming like your grandmother'.

After Director Zheng found out, he cared more about me and asked you some things. Like, what is your grandmother doing now, why don't you come out to make a movie?"

"How did you tell him?"

"I said that my grandmother has become a fairy, and there are many things. He smiled and didn't believe it. If you don't believe it, don't believe it! Grandma, where are you now?"

"I'm at home. ”

"In heaven?"

"No, home in the city. ”

"Grandma, do you really have a house in the city?"

"Yes, I bought these houses when I was making a movie. ”

"Grandma, I want to come and have a look, okay?"

"Okay, come here if you want!"

"Send me the address, and the car will be there in a moment. ”

"Tongqing can still drive?"

"It didn't take long to learn. ”

"You don't have to drive, it's troublesome, I'll come over as soon as I search for you. ”

"Okay, you're searching;

The baby put the mobile phone into Xiaohong's satchel, and when he saw the fruit Hong Lijian on the sofa, he was very depressed, and asked: "Demon Eye Man, people are coming over with the celebration, what should I do with the fruit Hong Lijian?"

The MONOCULUS automatically searched, saying in a demonic voice, "Take back your body." ”

The baby is extremely stubborn: "I don't want to take it, he is a fruit Hong Lijian, occupying my husband's property, and he also used the money earned by my husband's company to support four women." ”

The demon-eyed man said in a demonic voice: "Tongqing is coming over soon, you can't accept the fruit Hong Lijian, can't you accept him by changing him to the baby Hong Lijian? How can there be such a strange person? The person who was separated from his body actually couldn't accept it in his heart." ”

The baby pondered for a while, and read with his heart: "Fruit Hong Li Sword, change it to Baby Hong Li Sword." "The body moved, and the fruit flood sword burrowed into his body; ”

Mobile phone ringtone: "Meet in the ...... of people"

The baby took out his mobile phone from Xiaohong's satchel and dialed it into his ear: "Hey, Tongqing." ”

Tongqing's voice came from the mobile phone: "Grandma, I've been waiting for a long time, why don't you search it?"