"I mean, after becoming a Buddha, the rules are not so strict, you can marry a wife and have children, but you still can't do things that hurt nature and reason!" The angry King Kong said depressedly: "In addition, disciples don't have to abide by the rules and precepts, it depends on their cultivation method. The so-called Dharma is boundless, and there are many ways to become a Buddha, among which the rules are not the same, and it cannot be generalized! Do you understand? ”

"Disciple understood!" Cui Si knew that he couldn't afford to offend him now, so he hurriedly agreed respectfully, and then said tentatively: "That senior, I, a monk, since I don't have so many rules, can I act at will?" ”

"Well, even if you return to the fairy world, there is nothing." Angry King Kong said with a glare.

The Angry Eyes King Kong is worthy of the Angry Eyes King Kong, and this eye gave birth to infinite majesty, which scared Cui Si all over, and hurriedly agreed: "The disciple knows!" ”

"Hmm!" The angry-eyed King Kong nodded softly, and said, "It's good to understand, in addition, there is another thing that needs to be done now, since you have become a Buddha, you also need the Dharma name and the fruit position title." ”

"Hmm!" The angry King Kong immediately lowered his head and thought about it, then raised his head and said, "Since you are a member of the Chaos Giant Spirit Clan, you simply have no law name!" As for the popular name Cui Si, don't use it anymore, it's really ugly! ”

After Cui Si heard this, he immediately said with a bitter face: "Nothing? What is this name? I don't think it's as good as Cui Si? ”

"I just sound good, what? Do you have an opinion? "The angry eyes of King Kong looked unkind.

"No, no!" Cui Si hurriedly replied very honestly. He didn't dare to provoke this emperor-level master, plus his seniors, if he cleaned himself up, there would be no place to cry.

The angry King Kong glanced at Cui Si, ignored him, and continued: "Since you have a family and a business, we can't break you up. Then, it's good to arrange a fruit position for you as a happy Buddha! ”

"Happy Buddha?" When Cui Si heard this, his face instantly turned red like a boiled hairy crab. Shura Xue on the side also rolled her eyes, if she didn't know that this angry-eyed King Kong was not easy to mess with, she would definitely jump up and scold directly, how could there be a person who gave someone else's old public security such a priesthood as the Buddha of Joy? Isn't this helping Cui Si mess with flowers and grass outside?

It's a pity that Shura Yeti is soft-spoken, and even though he is angry, he can only endure it.

But Cui Si was very unwilling, because he knew a little bit that this Joy Buddha was not a good position, it was simply a priesthood who presided over the sexual affairs of men and women, in other words, he was in charge of men and women.

If this spreads in the fairy world, where can he, the Emperor of Dongyue, go? Thinking of this, Cui Si hurriedly excused himself and said, "Senior, the fruit position of this Joy Buddha is too high, I can't afford it, why don't you change it again?" ”

"No other fruit position is allowed to marry a wife, have children, or have sexual intercourse, if you are willing to abide by those rules and precepts, I will change you to another one!" The angry King Kong said with a wicked smile: "But the question is, you are really willing to be a serious monk with such a beautiful wife?" ”

"This ......" Cui Siyi was speechless as soon as he heard this.

"Haha~!" Seeing this, the angry King Kong and the others immediately burst out laughing.

"Well, since you have no other objections, then the matter is settled!" The angry King Kong then laughed. "Come on, hurry up and prepare for the Buddha celebration, we have to sit for the new Happy Buddha. Desk ceremony! ”

"Yes!" Many Buddhist disciples immediately agreed, and then began to get busy.

Up to now, Cui Si has no choice but to be at the mercy of others. Under the guidance of several Buddhist powers, Cui Si was taken to the back to teach him etiquette, and at the same time dressed him in order to make him look like a virtuous monk.

Just after Cui Si and Shura Xue were taken down, a Buddha beside the angry King Kong couldn't help but ask: "Teacher, you must know, this Cui Si has not made any contribution to Buddhism, but he has been treated so favorably, not only insisting that he become a Buddha, but also giving him a high-class fruit position of a happy Buddha. ”

"Hehe, if you don't accept it, you will be suppressed, these are trivial things!" The angry King Kong smiled and asked, "Do you know why I treat Cui Si so favorably?" ”

"The disciple is ignorant and doesn't understand the teacher's deep meaning, so please ask the teacher for guidance!" The Buddha hurriedly and respectfully said.

"There are two main reasons!" The angry King Kong smiled faintly: "First of all, his identity is extremely sensitive, that is, he is a member of the Chaos Giant Spirit Clan, and he is also the Dongyue Emperor of the Heavenly Court, such a person has taken refuge in my Buddha, and it must have an extremely effective role in promoting the development of my Western Buddhism in the Eastern Immortal Realm!" ”

"Oh~" The Buddha suddenly realized: "Disciple understands! And sure enough, it was! ”

"It's second!" The angry King Kong then smiled: "The most important thing is that my Tianyantong can't see through this child's future, do you know what this means?" ”

"What?" When the disciple heard this, he was immediately shocked and said, "You can't see through his future? How is this possible? Your Tianyantong is known as the first supernatural power in the Buddha world, and can see the past, present, and future, even the gods of the heavens can hardly escape your eyes, how can you not see through his hairy child? ”

"Hehe, although my Tianyan is good, I don't deserve the title of the first supernatural power in the Buddha world!" The angry King Kong hurriedly denied it, and then continued: "However, even so, it stands to reason that we should also see the past and future of Cui Si's child, but I just didn't see it clearly, so this shows that there must be a hidden secret!" ”

"What's the secret?" The Buddha hurriedly asked.

"It's possible that Cui Si has an extremely powerful treasure on his body, which is enough to shield my Tianyan Tong!" The angry King Kong said solemnly.

"Huh? What level of treasure does it take to do this? The Buddha couldn't help but exclaim.

"At the very least, it must be an Innate Sacred Weapon!" The angry King Kong said lightly.

"Huh? When Cui Si came, he was just a big Luo Jin Immortal, and he actually had a treasure of this level on his body? The Buddha was shocked again.

"I don't know about this, but I can't deceive people!" Angry King Kong said noncommittally.

"Oh, if that's the case, then let's?" The Buddha swallowed his words, but a look of hideousness flashed across his face betrayed him.

Seeing this, the angry-eyed King Kong said with great displeasure: "As a monk, how can you be so vicious? ”