13 The old king next door
"Young man, I didn't expect you to know the name of the old king next door to me at a young age?
Lao Wang smiled, with a hint of obscenity. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Ahem, what, I didn't expect you to really have this hobby, sure enough, Lao Wang is eternal, and his reputation will be passed on forever. ”
At the beginning, Chen Wei just shouted nonsense, but he didn't expect that there was really an old king next door here.
Lao Wang's eyes looked ahead, as if he had passed through time and returned to the era when he was amazed.
"I remember it was winter, the first snow came earlier than usual, I was short of clothes, I was freezing like a dog, and I had two hala ...... on my nose."
Chen Wei really couldn't listen to it anymore, and said: "That, Lao Wang, it was Wu Fatzi who asked me to find you, and he said, ......"
Lao Wang was very unhappy with Chen Wei's interruption of his words, and his eyes widened: "Shut up, what does he matter if he is Wu Fat Man or Li Fat Man, is his business important or my business important?" I just told the story of when I was eighteen years old, and now I will talk about how I spent my time at the age of nineteen......
In Lao Wang Su's review of the road to fame, it was noon unconsciously, and the sun was hanging high overhead.
"Lao Wang, it's almost time, isn't it time to feed the pigs?"
Listening to Lao Wang's chatter endlessly, Chen Wei couldn't help but speak.
"Let me ask you, how did Fat Wu explain to you when you came? Did he say that you should listen to me?"
Lao Wang glanced at Chen Wei and spoke angrily.
I finally understand why few people are willing to come here, it is estimated that it is dirty and tired and will be at the back, and the most important thing is that there is such a master as Lao Wang by his side, and he will listen to him talk about his road to fame all day long, who can stand Tema's!
"Since Wu Fatzi asked you to listen to me, then you can listen to me quietly, by the way, where did I just talk about? This memory is not good when people are old, forget it, let's talk about it from the beginning, remember that it was a winter......
In Wang's endless narration again, the sun slowly set in the west, and when the last rays of the sun cast on the earth, Wang stood up from the chaise longue.
"Okay, don't stand there in a daze, the pigs are still hungry, feed the pigs with me." ”
Lao Wang greeted Chen Wei, who had a demented face, turned around and walked inside.
In Chen Wei's impression, there has never been a longer day than today, a whole day, except for eating and drinking, the rest of the time is listening to Lao Wang's nagging there, and even when he goes to urinate, Lao Wang is nagging around him.
When Lao Wang said those words, Chen Wei felt a little relieved, and four words flashed in his mind inexplicably - released after completing his sentence!
"Chen Wei, if you want to feed the pigs well, you must first understand what they need, not often people say that the lazy are the same as pigs, and those who eat a lot are the same as pigs, why do they often come to pigs to talk about things, this is all for a reason. ”
Lao Wang said to Chen Wei while pouring the food into the trough.
"Does that mean, pigs live in addition to eating and sleeping?"
Although Chen Wei has always wanted to raise pigs, he also has a little idea of his own in his heart, but if he really asks him to say it, it is almost the same as asking for his life, and his little idea is not even a wild way, it can only be said that he can do it where he wants to do it.
"How stupid are you like pigs, not only to let them eat and sleep enough, but more importantly, let them eat and sleep well, only if you let them be in the best mood, they will grow better. ”
Lao Wang is serious, looking like a pig expert.
I'll go, although the life of a pig goes with the times, it won't go with the times to this extent, right? In some places, people haven't solved the problem of being full, and pigs have now risen to the level of gods in addition to eating and sleeping? This old guy can't fool me, right?
"Lao Wang, how can I make the pig have a good ...... How's the mood?"
When he asked this sentence, Chen Wei always felt a little awkward, and his eyes were staring at Lao Wang to see how Lao Wang justified himself.
"Speaking of this knowledge, first of all, you have to understand the pigs, know what the pigs think every day, and what are their needs?"
Lao Wang opened his mouth leisurely, looking at the pig with emotion in his eyes, not like he was looking at a group of self-raised food, but like looking at his companions.
"Doesn't that mean going into the inner world of pigs? I'm not a pig, how do I know what they think every day?"
Chen Wei also noticed the difference in Lao Wang's eyes, but he still didn't understand why there was such a look.
"Although there are differences between people and people, the difference is that they stand and crawl, but there are also many similarities, for example, they all know hunger and fullness, they all have joy and anger, and they all have ......."
Lao Wang stood in place and chattered for a while, poured the last pot of food into the trough, clapped his hands, and walked out.
"In fact, it's not just about raising pigs, it's also about soaking women, it's the same for doing other things, no matter what you do, you have to go into its heart, into its world. ”
Lao Wang sat down in the chair, took a sip of water, and spoke meaningfully.
Hearing this, Chen Wei seemed to understand something, but he didn't seem to understand anything, so he stood there and lowered his head and thought about it.
"If you can go into the world of pigs and understand the hearts of pigs, these pigs are no longer the pigs you usually see in your eyes but companions, and when you know enough about them and understand them enough, you will find that pigs are actually still pigs!"
Lao Wang looked at Chen Wei with confused eyes and spoke leisurely, but the voice fell into Chen Wei's ears and became even more ethereal.
"So how can I get into their world?"
Chen Wei's expression recovered, his eyes flashed, and he asked.
"Use everything you can think of! For example, communicate with the pigs, bathe them, and massage them. Okay, that's where you live, although my old Wang used to go to the house next door to spend the night, but it's not bent yet, it's straight, but I'm not interested in men. ”
Lao Wang looked impatient, and directly gave Chen Wei an eviction order.
"You old snake is sick, and you give a massage to the pig, why don't you say that you take the pig to the big health care?
Chen Wei muttered in a low voice, turned around and walked out.
"If you can't even do your best, you won't get far on this road. ”
Lao Wang looked at Chen Wei's back and whispered in a voice that he could only hear.
The so-called miscellaneous office is not much different from the world, electric lights and televisions are readily available, and more importantly, Lao Wang is much stronger here than other residences, at least Chen Wei is alone in a room.
For such an environment, Chen Wei, who has a secret on his body, is very satisfied.
After quickly closing the doors and windows, Chen Wei found out the broken bowl that brought him hatred.
"What the hell is this, and how do you use it?"
Under the light, Chen Wei took the broken bowl in his hand and looked at it for a while, even if he stared out his eyes, he didn't see what was going on.
Since he couldn't see a Tao, Chen Wei put it aside for the time being.
I found an inconspicuous place in the house, and with great difficulty, I pried open the floor tiles and put the bowl in.
Then with a flick of his wrist, the pamphlet that Senior Brother Chen had given him before leaving appeared in his hand.
"Perception? It seems to be quite mysterious. ”
Chen Wei muttered a sentence and reached out to open the booklet.