"I'm in a good mood today, for the sake of my senior sister, just ask whatever you want."

Li Qiufan casually threw away a few pieces of disgusting rotten meat on the seat and sat down.

Xu Kuan, who reacted, snorted and rushed to Li Qiufan, one sentence on the left and one sentence on the right, dancing incoherently, excitedly expressing the doubts in his heart.

"Can you organize the logic, how can I answer you?"

"That boy just now... Killed by you? Lin Duxue's tone was still a little nervous.

"It's hard to be like this, if you don't want to die, right?" Li Qiufan deliberately grabbed half of his foot from the seat next to him and said with a smile.

"Vomit..."Xu Kuan almost threw up.

Lin Duxue hurriedly turned her head: "You... You're throwing that thing away! ”

"So, what the hell is he?"

Li Qiufan explained it in the most understandable language, but he didn't say the principle, and they didn't understand it.

Xu Kuan was extremely excited, and said adoringly: "! Brother, you're so awesome! I thought there were zombies in the movies! Then who are you and that, Lin Zhengying, who is the best fight between the two of you! ”

Li Qiufan rolled his eyes: "I've also watched Lin Zhengying's movie, it's a bit interesting, the storyline is good, but most of them are fake, and they can't compare with me, I'm the only closed disciple of the Kunlun Void Myriad God Palace!" ”

"Are you more emotional than him?"

Li Qiufan said impatiently: ", what a mess, the next question!" ”

Lin Duxue interjected: "Did you already know that he had a problem?" ”

Li Qiu shrugged his shoulders and acquiesced.

"Then why didn't you stop him and deliberately let him get in the car!"

"Who says I didn't stop it? Did I say that he should sit on the next trip? Like this kind of bus, three religions and nine streams, people come and go very frequently, the door is on and down, full of popularity, as long as no one agrees to get on the bus, like a ghost corpse with a relatively low cultivation, can't come up at all. ”

Thinking that she had scolded Li Qiufan and had to bring the ghost corpse to the car, Lin Duxue's cheeks were slightly red, she looked a little embarrassed, and whispered: "That... Then you should insist on not letting it get on the bus..."

Li Qiufan said in his heart: "If I insisted, I guess I would have been thrown away by you in this wilderness!" But he still admits that he was wrong.

This is a woman, she will not admit her mistakes even if she is killed, even if she has admitted it in her heart, she still doesn't say it.

Lin Duxue knew that she was wrong, she lowered her head and stopped talking, as soon as she stopped, Xu Kuan came again, grabbed Li Qiufan's hand and said, "You will be my brother in the future!" Brother Fan, can you tell me about zombies? That's not much! If they bite someone, will they really be corpses? Have you ever seen the big rice dumplings in the tomb robbery novel? When will you take me to catch another one! ”

Li Qiufan ignored him, walked to the driver, touched the pulse of his neck, was still jumping, just dizzy, tried to pour a trace of Gang Qi in, found that he hadn't woken up yet, it seemed that he was really frightened, and then thought of the wreckage of this car, it was not easy to explain when he went back to be found, if it was not handled properly, it would be a scourge to be eaten by some wild cat and wild dog, so he returned to his seat, the old god sat down on the ground, Xu Kuan thought he was going to talk about zombies, and quickly listened attentively, but he didn't expect Li Qiufan to say: "Is there anything to eat?" After a fight, the two buns I ate in the afternoon were digested..."

Xu Kuan took out a few bags of potato chips from his bag and handed them over, "I'll wipe it, are you still eating here?" ”

"What's not to eat? I once went with my master to catch a terrible ghost, chased it into the deep mountains and old forests, caught snakes and swallowed them alive, I have long been used to it..."After Li Qiufan finished speaking, he glanced at the retching Lin Duxue, and decided to get out of the car and eat.

Because it's summer, Kyoto is hot and dry during the day, but at night, it's just hot, and the air in the suburbs is fresh, so it's nice to sit on the warm stones.

Li Qiufan lay on the lawn with a grin, looked at the starry sky, and said to Xu Kuan: "Since you are so interested, I might as well tell you, do you want to hear it?" ”

Lin Duxue said: "If you want to say it, just say it, ask me what I'm doing..."

Li Qiufan laughed and said: "Let's popularize zombies with you first, this thing is transformed by people, and there are roughly three reasons for its formation, the first is also the most common, after people die, a mouthful of resentment is condensed in the throat, and it is buried in the place of evil, absorbing the breath of the moon and the evil spirit, the body can not be destroyed, and even the nails and hair are still there, over time, the wisdom is born, and it becomes a zombie, so the feng shui master points the yin acupoint, and the blessing of future generations is one thing, and preventing the corpse is also another; The second is that after death, people are possessed by evil spirits, accidentally inhale yang energy, and use people's anger to transform into corpses, so what we often call the guardian is actually the cats and dogs and other creatures at home to prevent them from colliding with the corpse and causing corpse transformation. As for the third type, it is completely different from the first two, and the formation of the third type of zombie is artificial! Specializing in the use of feng shui techniques, the place where corpses are raised, supplemented by secret methods to raise zombies for their own use! ”

Xu Kuan felt as if he had opened the door to another world, and his excitement was hard to hide.

"Keep talking, keep talking!"

Li Qiufan paused and said: "If you are bitten by a zombie, you may not have a chance to have a corpse transformation, as long as you can become a zombie, you must be a powerful master, and if you are bitten by that thing, half of your head will be gone, and you will become a fart, so the scenes of corpse transformation after being bitten on the neck in the movie are absolutely fake, but if you accidentally inhale the corpse gas, you may become the guy just now, which is the so-called ghost corpse." ”

"Damn... Aren't we in danger then? When Xu Kuan heard this, he instantly became nervous.

Li Qiufan glared at him: "Its corpse qi can't even affect a chicken, let alone you, if you don't worry, go back and eat a few catties of glutinous rice, and ensure that there is no problem." ”

"That's good, that's good, think I'm a wise person, if the suave Xu Dagongzi is turned into a ghost corpse, the girl in this world will be too bitter..."

"Nima, if you still want to hear it, don't be disgusted with Lao Tzu!" Li Qiufan almost didn't vomit, this thing treats fat as cheek!

Xu Kuan smiled, followed Li Qiufan's example and lay next to him, let him continue.

Li Qiufan secretly glanced at Lin Duxue, who was listening carefully, and became interested, so from being haunted by resentful spirits when he was a child, to later following Qing Huizi to practice Taoism, he went to hunt ghosts and subdue demons by himself......

Because Li Qiufan has experienced it personally, with his colorful description, the two people who listened to it exclaimed and sighed from time to time, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

Unconsciously, the east revealed the white of the fish's belly and returned to the earth.

The three of them actually talked all night.

Lin Duxue and Xu Kuan's eyes were slightly swollen and yawned.

Li Qiufan was in good spirits, he didn't show any fatigue, he stretched his waist, bathed in the morning light, and the whole person seemed to be dressed in a golden robe, and Lin Duxue was slightly stunned.

"Let's go, it's time for the driver to wake up after a night's sleep."

The three of them got on the bus, but found an incredible scene, the minced meat in the carriage all disappeared without a trace last night, as if nothing had happened.

Xu Kuan was surprised: "Brother Fan, this ...... What's going on? ”

Li Qiufan said: "The ghost corpse is afraid of the sun, especially when it turns into a zombie in the end, the corpse is covered with corpse gas, and it will completely dissipate when it is illuminated by the sun. ”

Xu Kuan was amazed, eye-opening, and as he was talking, the driver snorted and woke up.

"What's wrong with me...?"

Li Qiufan glanced at Lin Duxue, Lin Duxue understood, and said to the driver: "Maybe you are too tired, you started talking nonsense while walking last night, and you bumped into a... Wildlife, we'll help you park your car. ”

The driver groaned, only to feel his head heavy, and suddenly, he turned his head sharply, and said with a face full of fear like a ghost: "What about that monster!?" ”

Lin Duxue pretended to be puzzled and said, "If there are any monsters, it's all your illusion!" ”

"But I remember..."

Lin Duxue said angrily: "If there are monsters, then why am I okay?" Are we monsters too? Master Zhang, hurry up and drive, if you are chattering like this, I will tell the director when I go back! ”

"Don't don't, don't tell Director Liu, just go and go", the driver hurriedly started the car and muttered in a low voice: Hey, it seems that I have to find a doctor to prescribe some medicine when I go back, this brain is not as good as a day, there is no traffic accident, this glass, it seems that I have to find an insurance company..."

There were no twists and turns along the way, and several people arrived at the school smoothly.

After getting out of the car, Li Qiufan looked at the huge campus, and he didn't react for a while, "Is this really a school?" Our county is big..."

Xu Kuan smiled: "This is just a corner of the old campus, the new campus is bigger than this, and it is magnanimous!" ”

"You seem familiar with our school?"

Xu Kuan said proudly: "That's not it, I often come to play!" Let's go, I'll take you to report and go through the formalities! ”

"Senior Sister Duxue, then we'll ..."Someone led the way, Li Qiufan naturally would not refuse, and said hello to Lin Duxue.

Lin Duxue rubbed her temples, she hadn't slept all night, sleepiness hit, she couldn't wait to go back to make up for sleep, "Then you go and sign up, if you don't understand anything, you can call my mobile phone, the number is 187..."

Waiting for Lin Duxue to leave, Li Qiufan hurriedly took out his mobile phone and wrote down the number.

"Damn, Brother Fan, your mobile phone is awesome! Why can you sell it as an antique! ”

Xu Kuan saw Li Qiufan's mobile phone and immediately screamed.

Li Qiufan glanced at him and said, "Lao Tzu is poor, can't he buy it if he has no money?" ”

"Okay! You're awesome! Xu Kuan gave a thumbs up.

Li Qiufan's mobile phone is the kind of Nokia that was sent many years ago, except for being able to call and send text messages, there is no other function, and it was sent by the village party secretary when he came to congratulate, he didn't plan to ask for it, but after seeing the village party secretary grab the mobile phone and smash five walnuts, he was instantly moved, this thing is estimated to be able to defend himself as a secret weapon...

Due to the fact that there were too many new students reported, Li Qiufan followed Xu Kuan all over the campus, and finally completed all the formalities at half past eleven, he was tired and sweaty, and when he arrived at the dormitory, he didn't expect to live in the same room with this goods!

“444？ Teacher, can you give us a tune? That's unlucky, isn't it? Xu Kuan lay on the table with a dead face, arguing with the teacher in the dormitory.

"There's only this one left, I can't live in love!" The teacher in the dormitory was a middle-aged woman who had a fortune, and she closed the makeup box impatiently and said coldly.

"You..."

"Forget it, teacher, we'll live here" Xu Kuan still wanted to argue, but was stopped by Li Qiufan.

After paying the tuition, the two went to buy bedding, sheets and daily necessities, this set down, Li Qiufan was completely emptied, and there was no penny in his pocket, in desperation, he asked Xu Kuan to borrow 500 yuan, thinking of finding a part-time job and slowly paying him back.

Carrying a large bag and a small bag, I finally found the 444 dormitory located in the northeast corner.

When the door was pushed open, the dust was flying, obviously abandoned for a long time.

"Damn, that old lady obviously looks at us as a bully, is this a place where people live!?"

The fat man was suddenly unhappy, scolded loudly, and said that he was about to rush back to find the room teacher.

Li Qiufan grabbed him and said, "Come on, I think this place is very good, just the two of us, clean, clean up, that's it!" ”

So, they asked other dormitories to borrow some tools, rolled up their sleeves and started cleaning.

After cleaning, Xu Kuan lay on the bed like a dead pig and scolded: "Damn, young master, I have been growing up since I was a child, where have I suffered such a crime!" ”

Li Qiufan sarcastically said while making the mattress: "Young master, you are careful of the wind and twisted your tongue!" ”

"Hey, don't believe me, tell you, our family is... In short, it's awesome, I'll take you to open your eyes during the holidays! ”

Xu Kuan muttered two sentences vaguely, and Li Qiufan only heard the two words of the group, thinking that he was bragging, and he didn't take it to heart.