Li Qiufan put down the cinnabar pen and said lightly: "It should be a sudden accident, he was too obsessed before he died, and he didn't accept the fact that he was dead, so the soul took the initiative to forget the death process, this kind of guy can't directly exceed or send it to Yin Si to report, he needs to let him admit that he died, accept the reality, and open the sky to know when it's over, otherwise he will always wander in the world, and over time he will be resentful and become a resentful ghost." ”

"What is going to be done, tell him?" Surprised, curious.

"Tell it directly, it might scare it away, so you have to talk to it slowly, let him accept the reality of death on his own, anyway, the two of us woke up during the day, and we just happened to talk to it."

Li Qiufan sat on the bed and said to the ghost: "Isn't this the second old man kind-hearted, seeing that we have nowhere to go, he took us in for a night, what about you, big brother, why are you covered in mud?" ”

When the ghost heard this, he immediately scolded angrily: "It's not that this broken road is not to blame, it is not hardened after it is repaired, it is all red mud, and there is a hole in the roof, I came to find these two old immortals to deal with it for a night, but I didn't expect to fall, it's really unlucky!" ”

The ghost's face became as fast as turning a book, and he immediately said shyly: "Am I disturbing your good things, young people lack experience, brother, I know everything, I can teach you!" ”

Li Qiufan said: "Okay, but before teaching us, I have to tell you a story, and I have to express my opinion after listening, are you willing to listen?" ”

"Stories, hahaha, I like to listen to stories the most, tell them quickly! It's not bad for a while! ”

"The story I'm telling is terrifying, you won't be afraid, will you?"

The ghost laughed: "Lao Tzu spent the night in the mass grave at the age of five, I'm afraid of hanging, say it quickly!" ”

Sitting next to Li Qiufan, the faint girl's fragrance smelled very good, Li Qiufan said quietly: "It is said that once upon a time there was a village, and one day a fortune teller came, not only free, but also sent things, there was a person who had nothing to do all day and wanted to be cheap, so he went to the man, but the fortune teller didn't give him the reason, and asked the reason, the fortune teller said that he couldn't live that night, of course the man didn't believe it, and he was ashamed of the fortune teller in public, and walked away..."

The ghost shadow interrupted Li Qiufan and said, "It's not terrifying, will you talk about it?" ”

Li Qiufan said: "Don't worry, don't you have to have a foreshadowing for the story?" And that's where it gets to business. ”

"Okay, okay, then hurry up!"

"In the afternoon of the same day, the sky was originally clear and suddenly rained, the man was lazy, never repaired the house, as soon as the roof leaked on a rainy day, it was cold and wet, he couldn't stay, so he thought about going to the same village to live with relatives for a night, but he didn't expect that because the road was slippery and the sky was dark, he accidentally fell off the cliff wall on the side of the road and fell to his death on the spot!"

"So this man has become a ghost, right? And then you go around hurting people or something? The ghost muttered with the same expression I had already guessed.

"He did become a ghost, but he didn't hurt anyone, because he didn't believe that he was dead, but he still came to his relative's house, and was going to borrow it for a night, you say, everyone is dead, and he can't stay in the world forever, so what should I do?"

The ghost didn't even think about it and blurted out: "Of course if you die, you will go to the underworld to be reincarnated!" ”

"However, if he doesn't realize that he is dead, he can't go to the underworld to report."

", just tell him no? It's all dead, and it's all about! If you go down early, you might be able to get a good tire. ”

Li Qiufan laughed and said to the ghost: "This is what you said yourself, since you are already alive and dead, you still don't know it, go to the Yin Division to report it yourself, so as not to miss the time and increase the punishment of the Yin!" ”

The ghost was stunned for a moment, and when he woke up, he said with an angry face: ", boy, you talk about it, this is cursing Lao Tzu!" Why does this story sound so familiar, believe it or not, I'll kill you, and then I'll do your little girlfriend on the spot?! ”

If it was in normal times, with his last sentence, Li Qiufan would directly make him feel like a ghost

dispersed, but after the last shocking reminder, Li Qiufan deliberately suppressed his anger and murderous intent, and did not make a move, but pinched a finger, lightly in the center of his eyebrows, crushed his resentment, and made him look like before death, and said loudly: "Life and death have fate, the reincarnation of heaven and earth, this is the avenue, you don't believe it, you can look in the mirror and see what you look like now!" ”

The ghost turned his head suspiciously, glanced at the mirror, and screamed in fright, the mirror was covered in blood, and a large hole was broken in the door of his head, and even yellow and white things could be seen, and then he looked down at the broken and twisted limbs, and fell into great fear.

Li Qiufan immediately shouted: "Accept the reality and open the heavens, otherwise I can only call the local yin and forcibly arrest you!" All of them are sins plus one degree, and they need to suffer more punishment in the eighteen hells! ”

"This can't be, are you doing something tricky on me?! I can't die! The ghost fell headlong and screamed like madness.

"Stubborn, try pinching yourself to see if it hurts?!"

The ghost shadow twisted his face, he didn't feel it, he suddenly stopped screaming, full of fear, Li Qiufan took out another Five Emperor Coin and hit him in the face, black smoke came up, snorted, and he covered his face and rolled on the ground in pain.

"You have become a wandering soul now, and you can't feel pain, but the Five Emperors Qian Yang Qi is sufficient, and it can hurt your soul, so you will feel pain, if you still don't believe it, then the Heavenly Master will call Yin Cha to arrest you now!"

The ghost shadow finally quieted down now, and suddenly remembered that he was indeed because of his slippery feet and fell off the stone cliff, and God knew that it opened instantly, and the avenue of heaven and earth was completely enlightened at this moment, knowing everything, and couldn't help but cry with a wow.

"Du Te said that good people don't live long, and disasters will last for thousands of years, I have done so many bad things, how can I die so early..."

Li Qiufan said: "There is no basis for this statement at all, the life span of mortals has been set since birth, you know that it has been opened, go to Yin Si to report as soon as possible, the longer it is delayed, the heavier the punishment." ”

"Alas... The little ghost knows, thank you Heavenly Master! ”

Since the ghost was opened, he understood what Li Qiufan's identity represented, knelt down respectfully and kowtowed, and then turned into a puff of gray smoke and floated out of the window.

Stunned, he closed the window and said, "I thought that with his rogue nature, he would become a ghost or a demon and make a big fuss, but I didn't expect to take the initiative to report it." ”

"The Great Luo of the Worlds"

Li Qiufan said with a smile: "This kind of person is actually very inferior in his heart, and he is also timid, he only dares to make fun of his relatives or the weak, and when he encounters someone stronger than him, he probably doesn't even dare to speak, by the way, did you already know that he would die?" ”

"Well, you can see it at a glance on your face, which is why the person who gave him a knife on credit."

"That means he really has the strength, so the fat man..."

Li Qiufan lay down on the bed weakly and said: "Watch while walking, protect him, and if I have the opportunity, I will ask Xiaobai'er to see if he knows something." ”

"Well, then you rest early, I'll go back."

"Wait"

"Huh?"

"Why don't you go back to your room tonight..."

The stunned cheeks suddenly flushed, and sternly refused: "No!" ”

"Uh... Where do you want to go? I mean, stay and help me with my ink, I need to prepare some spirit runes..."

"Huh? Oh good..."

The stunned face turned even redder.

When Li Qiufan saw her appearance, he smiled and said, "You don't want to go somewhere else, do you?" ”

"Absolutely nothing! I... I'll help you grind the ink! Like a frightened rabbit, he rushed to the table, grabbed the ink block and added some cinnabar and runic water to the inkstone, and quickly grinded it.

Finally seeing such a side of the sting, Li Qiufan couldn't help but feel good, and picked up the cinnabar pen and drew it in high spirits.

It's a pity that it's not an oil lamp now, shocking

's clothes are not red dresses, otherwise there would be a wonderful artistic conception of the ancients' red sleeves and fragrance'.

The two cooperate with each other very tacitly, under the orange light, in the small room, the man writes the book, the woman bows her head to study the ink, and the atmosphere becomes warm unconsciously...

"Brother Fan... Wake up and eat! ”

The fat man pushed open the door, and his eyes suddenly widened.

Li Qiufan gently hugged the sting, and the sting leaned on Li Qiufan's arms, sleeping very deeply, and even the fat man's loud voice didn't wake them up.

"..."The fat man gave Li Qiufan a thumbs up adoringly, tiptoeing to leave.

Unexpectedly, the sting suddenly woke up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the fat man's evil smile squeezing his eyebrows, only to find that he was asleep in Li Qiufan's arms, and his pretty face instantly turned red.

Li Qiufan actually woke up a long time ago, but he didn't move, just to enjoy this hard-won warmth, but he didn't expect to be destroyed by the dead fat man, and he couldn't pretend anymore, so he could only open his eyes and glared at the fat man fiercely.

"Ahem, ahem... Well, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disturb your good things, mainly... Rice... The rice is cooked. ”

"Fuck off, sister!" Li Qiufan was furious.

"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, just because I haven't shown up, you can sleep again, I'll let the old woman leave you food!" The fat man laughed and ran downstairs.

Shocked hurriedly broke free from Li Qiufan's arms and ran back to his room.

The two washed up and went downstairs, and at the dining table, the fat man smiled very obscenely, and the smiles of the others also revealed strange meanings.

Stunned and shy, like a little daughter-in-law, walked quickly to the dining table and sat down, bowed his head and drank porridge, Li Qiufan was as thick-skinned as the city wall, and greeted everyone with a red face, but sat next to the stunned and ate breakfast by himself.

After breakfast, Li Qiufan went to the road to take a look, but he still couldn't walk, but fortunately, it was sunny today, and the sun was shining, and he was estimated to be able to leave.

"Oh no, it's not good, Er Laizi is dead, Er Laizi fell off the cliff and died!"

Suddenly, the shouts of a middle-aged woman resounded through the village.

"What? Erraiko is dead? The old man hurriedly threw away the smoke pot, ran to the gate, and asked what was going on in a long voice.

"Hey, this short-lived species, the road is so slippery, I don't know what he's running around, when I was feeding the pigs in the morning, I saw a black thing at the bottom of the cliff, like a person, called me a man to see, isn't it Erlaizi! He fell and died! ”

"What a sin!"

After hearing the movement, the people in the village rushed out again, and after understanding what had happened, they quarreled with each other.

There are also many people who are relieved and say that they died well.

"Hey, you can't say that, although Er Laizi likes to play tricks on weekdays, stealing chickens and touching dogs in Huohuo Township, but after all, he hasn't done anything bad, and he is still related to us, he doesn't have a parent, people are gone now, accumulate some morality, hurry up and call a few young students, and get people's ideas up first!"

An old man who looked like the village chief spoke, and everyone did as they said and packed up.

It didn't take long for the rope ladder to be found, but when they reached the edge of the cliff, everyone made trouble again, the cliff was steep, there was no way down, and after the rain it was slippery, no one wanted to risk going down.

As the dearest relative of Er Laizi, the old man sighed and was about to go down the rope, but was stopped by Li Qiufan.

"You're dozens of years old, and your body can't withstand such a toss, so I'd better go!" As he spoke, he tied the other end of the rope around his waist, pulled hard, and made sure that it was tied up, and he was ready to go down quickly.

"Baby, be careful!" The old man asked worriedly.

"Don't worry, everyone tighten it for me, I'll go down and tie people up, you can pull hard, don't dare to let go, it's not a joke to fall down so high!"

"No problem!" Everyone said yes in unison.