Chapter 294: Shameless

"I have a lot of family, go to my place first!"

"Yes, yes, Lao Liu has raised dozens of pigs, and the smell can be smelled for two miles, go to their house first!"

"I'm going to drive three rounds!"

"Three rounds of fart, how many points can be pulled, use my half-hanging!"

"Didn't you pull the fish?"

"Fish fart, if that monster is not removed, who dares to go down to fish? Hurry up, come with me! ”

A group of men left quickly, Xie Jiangong and Liu Wei also took the armed police officers and soldiers to help, and there was only a group of women left by the lake, they were dirty, they didn't go, they discussed, and went back to cook, Li Qiufan happened to be hungry, so he said that he was waiting for them on the shore.

In less than half an hour, a crimson half-trailer loaded with all kinds of dung roared and drove away, and the smell was far away to make people feel angry!

"Mage, do you see if these are enough, my half-trailer is full, about forty tons!" The semi-trailer driver jumped out of the driveway.

Li Qiufan stuffed some wormwood in his nostrils, but he still felt that his throat was, and he pulled the fat man to the upper wind, which was a little better, and asked, "Forty tons, why is it so fast?" ”

The driver smiled: "The machinery in the village is involved, and the manure tank of the farm and the village public toilet is directly pushed away with a bulldozer, and then the car is loaded with an excavator, which is much faster than manpower!" ”

"Great, you can drive the car a little further to the lake now, and then the will be poured straight into it!" Li Qiufan instructed the driver, looked at Hu Shanxi with a smile and said, "Director Hu, do you have the guts to take me to the center of the lake again?" ”

Hu Shanxi handed over a Huazi, lit one himself, and said proudly: "What don't you dare, I can see your ability clearly on the boat, where is that monster your opponent, rest assured, no one is allowed to rob me of this task of driving the boat!" ”

Li Qiufan took a puff of cigarette and said, "That's good! Let's go! By the way, the fat man, I see that there are still some magic medicines left on the shore, ask someone to load them on the boat, you bring a military shovel, there is a trace of ghost gas and corpse gas on the lake, it is estimated that the water ghosts and water corpses in the water have been driven by the mermaids again, and these magic drugs are just used to deal with them! ”

"And zombies and water ghosts?" Hu Shanxi's arrogance just now immediately wilted, and his face was frightened.

Li Qiufan comforted: "None of them together are the opponents of the merman, the merman I can fight can't take care of himself, and he will be afraid of these miscellaneous fish?" Hurry up and sail the boat, if I can bring you back once, I can bring you back a second time safely! ”

"Gotcha! I listen to you! them! Hu Shanxi smacked his cigarette hard, ready to throw it away to look a little domineering, but when he thought it was Huazi, he only took two puffs, and he was not willing to give up, which was somewhat embarrassing.

Li Qiufan didn't care about these details, beckoned a few villagers to carry all the magic medicines onto the boat, and asked Xie Jiangong to hand over the military shovel to the fat man, Hu Shanxi gritted his teeth and asked for a handful himself, even if he didn't fight ghosts and water corpses, he could be brave.

Two excavators began to dump the half-hung manure into the lake one by one, and the lake water began to become turbid, and the area of turbidity is rapidly expanding.

Hu Shanxii skillfully drove the boat to the center of the lake.

Before it had gone ten meters, there was a thudding sound from the bottom of the boat, as if something was smashing the ship.

And that wasn't all, as several pairs of slippery and swollen white palms clinged to the edge of the boat, apparently ready to climb onto the boat.

"What... What is it! Hu Shanxi immediately became nervous, and the boat didn't dare to drive again, grabbing the sapper shovel hard, looking extremely frightened.

"Just drive the boat, don't stop! Leave these things to me! The fat man scolded, picked up the arsenal shovel, and sprinkled a shovel of mixed magic medicine on the face of the water corpse that had just poked half of its rotten head into the ship.

The sound of sneering decay sounded, and the already refreshing face of the water corpse scalded by the magic medicine became more and more terrifying.

Hu Shanxia dared to make a move, and he was scared

Sitting on the boat, the fat man was angry, but there was no way, he rushed forward, and split the head of the water corpse with a shovel, and the juice of the white flower splashed on the bow of the boat.

The water corpse fell back into the water with a thud, and the fat man yelled at Hu Shanxi: "See, these things are disgusting and scary, but they are actually very easy to deal with, hurry up and start the boat, don't miss the right thing!" The villagers are all looking at us, you have just started to be like this, where is the prestige of the village director? ”

Hu Shanxi settled down, and climbed to the bow of the boat in disbelief to take a look, the water corpses had sunk very deep and had not moved again.

"There is nothing to do with the water corpses here, if you can destroy them, get up and start the boat." Li Qiufan's plain appearance suddenly gave Hu Shanxi great courage, and he was no longer afraid, got up and started the boat again.

The sound and force of the impact on the bottom of the ship became louder and louder, and even the hull of the ship trembled, Hu Shanxi stabilized the rudder and said: "The impact is too strong, the boat swings around, there is no way to move forward!" And I'm worried that the bottom of the ship will be smashed by them! When the time comes, it will be troublesome to fall overboard! ”

Li Qiufan thought about it and took out the Arctic Ghost Killing Seal from his arms, and activated the mantra, but he didn't release the Nine Ghost Qilin, the Arctic Ghost Killing Seal itself is a holy relic of the Daomen, inherited for thousands of years, it can suppress all evils, kill ghosts and subdue demons, and if you wear it on your body, even the poisonous insects in the mountains and wilds, jackals, tigers and leopards dare not approach.

It's just that why there are nine ghost unicorns in this seal, Li Qiufan doesn't know.

Li Qiufan put the Arctic Ghost Killing Seal on the cabin, and immediately a layer of divine light shrouded the ship, just wrapping the ship.

A dull roar came from the bottom of the ship, and the hull of the ship quickly stabilized, as if it had been loaded with a mountain, and became extremely heavy, and the roar of the engine intensified, paddling through the waves and moving forward steadily.

Seeing that the boat could not be overturned, the water corpse floated out from the bottom of the boat and began to climb towards the boat from all directions, even if the black smoke of the palm of the palm burned by the spiritual power of the Arctic Killing Ghost Seal did not let go.

The fat man still let Hu Shanxi concentrate on driving the boat, and he began to show his strength and kill the water corpse, but there were too many water corpses, and he obviously couldn't kill them, fortunately, he had his own talisman, although the level was not high, but it was more than enough to deal with the water corpse.

He used the basic earth fire talisman and corpse extinguishing talisman, the earth fire talisman will be extinguished when it encounters water, but these water corpses have no brains, and they will not let go until the part that is exposed to the water is completely burned into ashes.

Li Qiufan saw that more and more water corpses appeared, and the fat man couldn't cope with it, so he pulled out the soul hook rope, and when he saw one of them, he smashed into mud and fell into the water effortlessly.

In addition, there was a group of water ghosts who wanted to climb to the boat, but the Nine Shadows Qilin, which lived in the Arctic Ghost Killing Seal, roared, and the water ghosts instantly ran away as if they had encountered a natural enemy.

Li Qiufan looked at the Arctic Ghost Killer in surprise and said, "Thank you!" ”

"Roar!"

The Arctic Ghost Slayer shook slightly, and the cry was full of indifference and contempt, as well as a faint dissatisfaction.

Under the suppression of the Arctic Ghost Killer Seal, the boat successfully reached the center of the lake, and at this time, half of the hanging dung also happened to spread along the current...

Li Qiufan's Longquan sword was crossed on his knees, meditating cross-legged, recuperating.

After waiting for about ten minutes, the fat man said, "Brother Fan, she won't come out, right?" ”

Li Qiufan was about to speak, when a familiar demonic aura suddenly gushed out from the bottom of the water, and he stood up with a smile and said, "I can't help it, you two be careful, you two will catch this mermaid today!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the lake broke open, and the merman's face was full of disbelief: "You are shameless! ”

Li Qiufan said in the ground: "What am I doing, you have the ability to continue to stay in the water, what are you doing when you come out?" The air down there is not good, is it breathable when it comes up? ”

The shark's chest rose and fell violently: "How can Daomen have a shameless person like you?" Do whatever it takes! ”

Li Qiufan's face was as usual and said: "No way, who told you not to hide, but there are only some big feces in the lake, and it has no effect on you, except for being disgusting, you can go down again!" ”

The merman's popularity knotted, and her face turned red, she couldn't imagine it anyway, how could a heavenly master be so shameless!

She could indeed go back to the lake, but the merman naturally likes to live in clean waters, and since she is still a woman, she can't bear the dirty filth and filth in the world in the surrounding waters anyway.

"Okay, very good, stinky Taoist, I'll fight with you! Today is either you die or I die! ”

The merman was furious, and she no longer thought about whether she could beat Li Qiufan with her current demon power, and rushed over arrogantly.

Li Qiufan smiled sinisterly, this merman was obviously dizzy, and looking at his heart, it is estimated that he is similar to a little girl of seventeen or eighteen in human beings, she can't hold her breath and can't stand the excitement, but it's better this way...

The Longquan sword let out a clear sword roar, and Li Qiufan stepped on the demon gang and stood on the bow of the boat, as steady as Mount Tai, and fought with the merman.

This is also the third battle between the two, although Li Qiufan had the upper hand in the first two times, he failed to take down the merman, and this time, Li Qiufan made up his mind to catch her!

The merman came with anger, although the attack was fierce, but there was no order, Li Qiufan was not very old, but he had the experience of fighting with the evil spirit, I am afraid that many seventy or eighty-year-old old men may not be able to compare, so he is very easy to deal with.

After a long time of attacking, the merman became more and more angry and anxious, because she felt that her demonic qi was about to be unsustainable, on the other hand, Li Qiufan was calm and relaxed, as if she had not used her full strength.

"Kill him with one blow!"

The merman dodged the attack of the soul hook, and then flew backwards, floating in the air, forming a handprint, and due to the speed of the seal, even an afterimage appeared.

At the same time, the surface of the lake suddenly began to roll, and an extremely terrifying demonic power emanated from the merman's body, covering a radius of thousands of waters, and above the merman's head, a spear of illusory demonic power slowly emerged, and was frantically devouring all the demonic power around it, and the spear was slowly becoming condensed, and a powerful coercion that did not belong to the world spread from the spear.

Li Qiufan's eyes condensed slightly, he felt a hint of threat from the spear, and muttered, "Can't help but think of a move to decide whether you win or lose?" Good! Then I'll be with you! ”

After that, his mind sank into the dantian and found the Heavenly Master Sword, during this time, this uncle had a very chic life, and the amount of Gang Qi absorbed every day was twice as much as before, if it hadn't been instructed by Qing Huizi, it would have sucked as much as it liked, and Li Qiufan would have thought of getting it out.

There is no need to speak, just a thought has passed, and the Heavenly Master Sword knows what Li Qiufan wants to do, and after swimming lazily in the dantian for a few laps, he passed a message of agreement.

"Thank you, uncle!" Li Qiufan's hateful teeth itch, obviously it is his own thing, but every time he uses it, it is either voluntary by others, or he has to die on his face, and he prays lowly, which is just the aggrieved desire to cry...