Episode 477: Installation is out of order
The phone hung up, and after a while, the fruit Hong Lijian received a message, opened it and saw that it was the bank card number. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info fruit Hong Lijian immediately went to the bank counter to go through the transfer procedures......
The baby asked: "Demon Eye, such a large sum of money, why didn't Fruit Hong Lijian argue and agree immediately?"
The Demon Eye Man introduced: "Fruit Hong Lijian has billions of dollars in his hands, and this penny has no effect on him." Besides, Xia Yan's matter is very special, she can speak with money, so why bother. “
"Where did the fruit Hong Lijian get so much money?"
"Speculating in stocks, he has a speculation team, more than ten people, and often enters the network to be a banker. In addition, the company is operating smoothly and its profits have increased significantly, with an annual income of five or six billion. “
"No wonder he is so generous! It seems that Fruit Hong Lijian is a genius. ”
"You also gave this genius to him, you forgot, you installed postdoctoral management software on his brain. ”
"It seems that he is much stronger than Hong Lijian, and Hong Lijian can't be bigger. ”
"The key is to make money from stock speculation, and every time you invest 80% of the liquidity in your hands to invest in stock speculation, you can get hundreds of millions of dollars two or three times a year. “
"It seems that Zaizai's brain also needs to install postdoctoral management software, so that it can develop like Fruit Hong Lijian. I wonder if it's okay to put the brain software of the fruit Hong Lijian on the head of the boy?"
The MONOCULUS automatically searched, and said in an expert tone, "No!"
"Why? Is there a fruit Hong Lijian's brain is bad?"
The Demon Eye man automatically searched and said in a magic voice: "It's good to have a fruit Hong Lijian brain, but the fruit Hong Lijian brain has the software of his wife and juniors; “
"If I delete the software of my wife and Xiaosan in the brain of Fruit Hong Lijian and put it in Tsai Zai's brain, won't the problem be solved?"
"Although the problem is solved, the fruit Hong Lijian will not train Tsai to be a successor. ”
The baby pondered for a long time and asked, "What should I do?"
The MONOCLEYE automatically searched, and in an expert voice, said:
If you install the Fruit Hong Lijian Brain System Software, your brain software will be covered by the Fruit Hong Lijian Brain Software, and all your previous memories will be wiped out, so that the successor of the boy will also be in vain. “
The baby analyzed carefully and finally found the answer: "Can you divide my brain, half of it is equipped with the fruit Hong Lijian brain system software, and half of it is equipped with the original software." “
The One-Eyed Man said, "See if you have room in your brain to score." ”
With a wave of magic, the colorful picture in the air moved, and after a while, his own brain appeared in the picture.
The MONOCULUS automatically searched and said in a magic voice: "There is too much junk software in your brain, clean it thoroughly, and it can make a lot of space." ”
The baby said, "Is my brain full?"
The MONOCULUS automatically searched, and said in an expert tone: "No, the human brain is generally only 10 percent developed, and as we get older, the development space will become smaller and smaller, shrinking to 10 percent, and finally only 10 percent of the space." Your brain doesn't have room to shrink yet. If it is divided, it can be divided into ten districts, with A, B.C, D, E...... and so on. “
"What if I don't know how to partition?"
The Monoculus said: "Through nature, the partitioning program software, input into the brain, and you can partition." ”
"My brain has been turned on, and you can partition me, MONOCLONE. ”
The magic eye people use natural data to create a partition program software, wave their magic hand, enter the partition software into the baby's brain, complete it in one minute, and pop up the word; The MONOCULUS pressed Yes with his magic hand, the screen scrolled, a sentence popped up, and the number of partitions was filled. The magic eye man writes ten with his magic hand, and a paragraph pops up, confirming that he presses yes and cancels no. The magic eye man pressed it with his magic hand, the screen flashed, and the installation was successful, and the word "certain" was displayed.
The MONOCLASP pressed it with his magic hand. The screen moved, and a sentence popped up, congratulations on the successful installation!
The baby stared at the brain in the sky screen and said, "Demon Eye Man, can you install the Fruit Hong Lijian Brain System File?"
"Can't install! You have to use your magic to copy and take out the Fruit Hong Lijian brain system file the next day before you can install it. ”
Baby said, "Please clean up the crapware in my brain." ”
The MONOCULUS uses text to make a clean-up brain garbage application file, installs it in the baby's brain, and begins to clean up the system junk files, freeing up one-third of the space. The baby suddenly felt a quick reaction, and with a wave of his hand, the brain in the sky screen disappeared, and he grabbed a handful in the air and put it into the air color screen, and the fruit Hong Lijian brain appeared in it.
Baby asked, "Demon Eyer, if I install the Fruit Flood Sword Brain System File, can I process the Fruit Flood Sword?"
The Demon Eye Man automatically searched and asked, "What do you want to do with the Fruit Flood Sword?"
"I want to install a deranged brain file for him, lift it into the sky, and slowly disappear!"
The Demon Eye Man said, "The Fruit Hongli Sword was originally a fruit fairy, not a human. It's better than anything to delete all his brain files and restore them to the Sword Fruit, hanging them on the branches of the previous trees. ”
Baby praised: "Great! It doesn't kill people, but it solves practical problems." "The baby used magic to make a copy of the brain of the fruit Hong Li Sword, put it into the air magic disk, deleted the brain file of the fruit Hong Li Sword, and popped up a piece of text. Delete this file, the brain collapses and paralyzes beyond repair. Delete Yes, Cancel, No.
Baby said, "I'm just going to make his brain crash, and I hurriedly pressed yes."
The system turns around, and a dialog box pops up: "This file is forbidden to be deleted without the permission of the administrator." “
The baby was depressed and asked, "What about MONOCULUS?
The Demon Eye Man automatically searched and said in a magic voice: "The administrator is the fruit Hong Lijian himself, can he agree to delete the system files in his brain?
Baby said: "Magic Eye man, we must find a solution, otherwise, Tsai Tsai will not be able to enter the company to participate in management." ”
The Demon Eye Man automatically searched, the information was interrupted, and the Demon Eye Man said in a magic voice: "There is no way, I can only install the Fruit Hong Lijian Brain System Software for your brain." ”
The baby pondered for a long time and did not have an answer to say, "I installed it myself." ”
With a wave of the baby's magic, the fruit in the colorful picture in the air disappeared and was replaced with his own brain. Baby with a magic hand, a flick, the brain exposes the system files, connects to the empty magic disk, pops up a dialog box, has been connected, executes the installer. Perform Yes and Cancel No.
Baby press yes. The screen flashes, a dialog box pops up, and the execution will overwrite all programs, agree to press yes, unpress no.
The baby was very depressed and asked, "MONOCLUS, what should I do if the execution will cover all the program files in my brain?"
The Magic Eye Man searched for a while, and said in a magic voice: "Modify the installation and enter the B drive." ”
The baby looked carefully for a long time, but couldn't find a place to modify it, and asked, "The magic eye, you can't modify it." ”
The MONOCULUS searched, saying in a demonic voice, "Right below the execution dialog." ”
The baby didn't look closely, and said loudly, "The magic eye, still not." ”
"You're going to have to press it with your hand! ”
The baby left press the right press is not displayed, and a hurry to press on the word. The brain system starts to execute, overwriting all the baby brain files, and it is completed in one minute. A dialog box pops up, the installation is complete, press OK. The baby pressed OK, rotated a few times, and turned into a fruit Hong Lijian flew away.
The MONOCULUS closed the aerial footage and followed closely.
The baby has become a fruit Hong Lijian, and the brain is completely the brain of the fruit Hong Lijian, and he only has the company and Shui Tiantian, Xia Yan and Gong Guan.
After a while, he came to the office of Fruit Hong Lijian, sat in the seat of the desk, and the phone rang on the desk. Hong Lijian, the fruit that the baby had turned into, grabbed it and asked loudly, "Who?"
Xu Qingren's voice came from the phone and asked, "Who are you?"
Baby Hong Lijian said: "I am Mr. Hong. ”
Xu Qingren smiled and said, "Don't be funny, a woman, how can it be Mr. Hong." Who are you? Why are you in Mr. Hong's office?"
When Baby Hong Lijian heard it, he realized that his voice had not changed. The throat moved, the Adam's apple grew, and the voice of the fruit Hong Lijian said, "Hey, is there something wrong?"
When Xu Qingren heard it, it was the voice of the fruit Hong Lijian, and he cried bitterly: "Husband, there are enough women around you, find another one, who is she?"
Baby Hong Lijian said: "No, it was a public relations call just now." ”
"Husband, don't look for it again!"
Baby Hong Lijian said loudly: "You want a house, buy a house for you, want a nanny, hire a nanny for you, and want to take care of my business?"
"Okay, okay! Don't talk about it! Husband, it's about to get off work, let's have dinner together!"
"Do you eat at home, or do you eat outside?"
"Of course, it's at home, you come over quickly, I'll wait for you." "The call hangs up.
Baby Hong Lijian put the phone on the rack, hurriedly passed by Xu Qingren's office, waved his hand, said that he went first, came to the parking lot, there was no car, and with a wave of his hand, a car exactly the same as the fruit Hong Lijian flashed into the parking lot.
Baby Hong Lijian got into the trolley, started, and poured out.
Xu Qingren sat beside him, poured his head into the arms of the baby Hong Lijian and asked, "Where did the woman's fragrance come from?"
Baby Hong Lijian said: "This fragrance has been there for a long time, I don't know if it's on Xia Yan or Gong Guan." Xia Yan gave birth to a boy for me, Gong Guan also gave me a daughter, my wife and I also succeeded in doing IVF, and you didn't have the same?
"Husband, I'm working hard! You have to be by my side all the time, you can go to the hospital if you can't hang up, and I have to give you a son!"
"Don't say it so nicely, I'll be very happy to have a daughter! One of you will give birth to a child for me, whether it is a man or a woman, one of you can't do it! Such a big pose, can't you give it to others?"
"Okay, husband, after eating, you can stay with me!
Baby Hong Lijian drove to the new area, parked the car in the parking space, and followed Xu Qingren to his new home. The nanny finished the meal and finished eating around the dining table; Xu Qingren hugged the baby Hong Lijian tightly, pushed into the bedroom, closed the door, leaned against the door, kissed wildly, I don't know where the strength came from, pushed the baby Hong Lijian onto the bed, rolled back and forth, and lay flat on the bed for a while and said: "Husband, why do I think you are a little different?"
Baby Hong Lijian asked, "What's the difference?"
Xu Qingren pondered for a while and said, "There are three points. First, the body is fragrant, not like the scent of dyeing. Second, more energy and more energy than ever. Third, it's your one, not like before. “
Baby Hong Lijian searches the body in the brain's memory and uses magic to fully repair it.
Xu Qingren said angrily: "Husband, you rarely come, you have to accompany me more." Xu Qingren began to kiss wildly, couldn't help but roll violently, fell off the bed, rolled for a while, grabbed the edge of the bed tightly, trembled for a while, climbed onto the bed and lay down flat, and said, "Husband, you will accompany me every day in the future." ”
Baby Hong Lijian asked, "What's different?"
Xu Qingren smiled sweetly: "It's just very fragrant, it's very strong!Husband, how did you make it so fragrant?"
Baby Hong Lijian said: "Maybe it was born! Anyway, I can't smell it." ”
Xu Qingren hugged the baby Hong Lijian tightly and smiled: "Husband, how good it would be if I got pregnant this time!"
Baby Hong Lijian said: "Everyone has children, but you don't; ”
Xu Qingren said: "The children they gave birth to are not normal. Although Xia Yan gave birth to a little boy, she has three heads. Gong Guan gave birth to a little girl and two heads. Although it is normal for your wife to raise one, she is just over a year old. ”
Baby Hong Lijian said: "No matter what people give birth to, they can always give birth, but you don't have one, and you still say that others! Even if you give birth to one, no matter what, I also have a comfort in my heart." ”
"Husband, don't worry, as long as you come every day, you are guaranteed that there will be? The time is almost up, let's go to work? There are still many things to do in the afternoon. ”
Baby Hong Lijian went out and got into the car and waited for a while, and Xu Qingren got in.
Reverse the car and go out, come to the Lijian company for a while, and park the car in the parking space.
Xu Qingren went upstairs into his office.
Baby Hong Lijian went upstairs, turned left and right and walked into the office, found the fruit Hong Lijian sitting at the desk, and asked, "Who are you?"
Fruit Hong Lijian was shocked, and the person who came looked exactly like himself, and asked, "Who are you?"
Baby Hong Lijian said: "I am Hong Lijian. ”
Fruit Hong Lijian said: "I am Hong Lijian." ”
Baby Hong Lijian scolded: "Nonsense! Do you want to become me? This company is something I have worked hard to develop." ”
Fruit Hong Lijian said: "I developed it with hard work. ”
"What evidence do you have?"
"Don't come to this set, I have an ID card, I have the signature of the legal representative, what evidence do you have?"
"You have an ID card, and I have it? You have the signature of the company's legal representative, and I have it too. ”
"Take it out? ”
Fruit Hong Lijian and baby Hong Lijian quarreled loudly. Office managers and staff flocked into the office. Xu Qingren rushed to the scene when he heard the sound, squeezed in to take a look, and was stunned: there were two Hong Lijian. Look at the one on the left, and then look at the one on the right, and they look exactly the same.
As soon as Guo Hong Lijian saw Xu Qingren, he immediately said, "Secretary Xu, come and take a look, I'm real, he's fake." ”
Baby Hong Lijian came over and said to Secretary Xu: "I'm real, you look at my ID card, and my mobile phone." Baby Hong Lijian took his ID card and mobile phone in his hand.
Fruit Hong Lijian also took out his ID card and mobile phone, which were exactly the same. Xu Qingren thought about it for a while and said, I will know who is real and who is fake by dialing the phone number? Xu Qingren took out his mobile phone and dialed the mobile phone of Fruit Hong Lijian.
The fruit Hong Lijian's mobile phone and the baby Hong Lijian's mobile phone rang at the same time, emitting the same ringtone. Xu Qingren was very confused and muttered, "It's weird! How can this be?"
Xu Qingren looked at this, looked at that, sniffed with his nose, and said, "I can't tell the difference!"
There was a lot of talk in the office, and there was everything.
Xu Qingren dialed Xia Yan's mobile phone, pointed it to his ear, and connected it in a minute. Xia Yan is voice came from the mobile phone: Hey, is there something wrong?"
Xu Qingren hurriedly shouted: "Something happened in the office? ”
"How is this possible?"
"What am I lying to you for?" The office was full of people, and the two Hongli were arguing loudly and endlessly. ”
"I'll take a look. Xia Yan hung up the phone, dialed Xia Fuyan's mobile phone, and pointed it to her ear;
Xia Fuyan's voice came from the mobile phone: "Hey, Ayan, is there something wrong?"
"Dad, no, Secretary Xu just called.
Two Hong Lijians appeared in Hong Lijian's office, and the office was full of people. ”
"How could this happen?"
"Dad, you go over and have a look first, and I'll be here in a while. Hung up. Xia Yan hung up the call.
Xia Fuyan thought about it, the message from Secretary Xu would not be fake, dialed Ma Cai's mobile phone, pointed to his ear, and connected it in a minute.
Ma Cai's voice came from the mobile phone: "Hey, Mr. Xia." ”
"My daughter called just now, and it was Secretary Xu who called her. Two Hong Lijian appeared in Hong Lijian's office, and the office was full of people. ”
"How could this happen, and what are your plans?"
"Let's go over and take a look first, it's still unclear whether it's true or fake?" Xia Fuyan hung up, put the mobile phone into Xiaofang's satchel, hurriedly came out of the house, drove for a while, and entered the fruit Hong Lijian's office, stunned; the two Hong Lijian had the same voice, the same dress; on the left, Hong Lijian slammed his fist on the desk, stared at his eyes and hummed loudly: "I'm sitting in the office, you come in from outside; you are fake." “
On the right, Hong Lijian slammed the table, and shouted loudly with a gloomy face: "I'm the real one! Who do you want to deceive?"
Xia Fuyan looked at the one on the left and then at the right, and in a panic, he couldn't identify it, and asked, "Which of you is really Hong Lijian?"
When he heard this, he immediately greeted him and said seriously: "I am, you look good!"
Xia Fuyan took a closer look from top to bottom, from left to right, and said, "You are." ”
Hong Lijian on the right came up and said solemnly: "I am Hong Lijian, he is a fake." ”
Xia Fuyan looked at it carefully again and said, "You are." ”