Chapter 266 - Know Yourself and Know Your Enemy
Huo Xingming suddenly opened the fourth plate, but the moment he opened the plate, a pungent sour smell came to his face, Huo Xingming felt that his teeth were about to sour just by smelling the taste, "What is this?"
"The white radish that has been pickled for thirty years is still crispy, do you want it?"
Huo Xingming didn't nod or shake his head, but pinched his nose and opened the fifth dish, Beelzebub finally couldn't help it, "What do you mean by not eating?
"I just don't say anything, can't I take a look at the dishes in the back first? You didn't say you can't do this before! I've asked you if you have anything to add before, and you yourself said no, can't you talk doesn't count, right?"
Beelzebub's voice sounded angry, "You... Okay, okay, you open, you open, you open again! You have the ability to open all the lids one after another, so that I can eat your soul directly!"
Huo Xingming shrugged his shoulders, didn't pay any more attention to Beelzebub, opened the lid of sixty-two dishes one after another, and looked at the sixty-two "delicacies" on this table, to be honest, Huo Xingming didn't have a few dishes he wanted to eat.
For example, the sixty-second dish that Huo Xingming just opened was a plate of fried... Cockroach.
I've heard of fried insects in some places, but I've never seen fried cockroaches! This thing has countless cancer cells all over its body, even if it is fried, can you eat it?
Beelzebub saw Huo Xingming's movements stop and said, "You keep cooking! Aren't you going to finish all these dishes?"
Huo Xingming's face darkened, looked at this "food", and said, "I won't listen to you, the dishes must be eaten, this is a requirement and a restriction." ”
"I need to eat sixty dishes now, so I can only open sixty plates, and one more plate means I have to eat one more dish, so I'm foul, isn't it?"
As he spoke, Huo Xingming brought out ten dishes that looked relatively normal from the dishes he had just opened, "I don't want these, you can help me eat them first." ”
With an extremely crisp "click", the ten dishes that had just been served disappeared in front of Huo Xingming in an instant, and a clean plate that had been eaten individually was as clean as if it had been washed.
"You're a smart kid! I didn't expect to take advantage of the loophole in my words!"
Huo Xingming shrugged, "I firmly remember what Lilith told me before, pick nutritious food." ”
"Now that you have eaten ten dishes, it means that I have to open ten more dishes, and now the dishes I have opened have changed from sixty-one dishes to fifty-one, which means that I can open another twenty dishes, right?"
Beelzebub's voice didn't come out again for a long time, Huo Xingming stood patiently and waited for a long time before Beelzebub said, "I've been stunned by you, you can watch it, I'll let Belfigaard help me calculate..."
Huo Xingming shrugged his shoulders helplessly, "It's just a small junior high school arithmetic problem, why are you so stupid?"
As he spoke, Huo Xingming began to open the dishes again, and soon, Huo Xingming took advantage of the loopholes in them to open all the one hundred and eight dishes, and brought out all the dishes that looked unnutritious for Beelzebub to eat.
In the end, after Huo Xingming's careful calculation, Huo Xingming had to eat a total of the remaining eighty-four dishes in front of him, but Huo Xingming's face was still not very good-looking.
Among the remaining eighty-six dishes, all kinds of insects that Huo Xingming had never seen accounted for forty, of which only three were cooked insects... Everything else is raw, and it will crawl if you put it on a plate!
If Huo Xingming was asked to choose one of the eighty-four dishes that could be eaten, Huo Xingming would definitely not hesitate to choose the radish that had been pickled for more than 30 years and would be sour just by smelling the taste... Because this is already the most normal dish!
"Okay, there's no part for me to play, Huo Xingming, it looks like you've won again this time, and then you just need to eat all the eighty-four dishes here, and be careful not to die... Alas, it's really boring to deal with smart people. ”
Huo Xingming's face twitched twice, did he really win? Then he had to eat this eighty-four dishes that made people want to vomit when they looked at it!
Huo Xingming looked up at the top of his head, "Beelzebub, are you kidding me? The first dish you gave me was a piece of dog shit, and the last dish I made was actually dog shit! Before I start eating, do you want to explain? In ancient times, the same dish was not allowed to appear at the Manchu and Han banquets!"
"Who said that the last dish was shit! Look carefully, it's obviously cow dung, okay? You blame me for your bad character? No matter how disgusting it is, you brought it on yourself, who told you to give me all the delicious Coke chicken wings, spicy steak, barbecue lamb skewers, etc.?"
"Isn't that relatively unnutritious? Can you blame me?"
Saying that, Huo Xingming first walked in front of the plate of fried cockroaches that he had complained about before, and picked up a cockroach that looked very crispy, Huo Xingming closed his eyes, stuffed the cockroach into his mouth, and swallowed it directly without chewing.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem,! Who got this plate of cockroaches, how did you make it so disgusting? Fry it for me, it's all crispy! It's still raw inside, and the juice spurts out when you bite into it!"
Beelzebub explained, "Is this called charred on the outside and tender on the inside? Disgusting is disgusting, but this is very nutritious, and the protein is very high. ”
Huo Xingming endured this disgusting, ate all the fried cockroaches that were "charred on the outside and tender on the inside", and walked straight to the next plate of disgusting food...
Anyway, all these things have to be eaten, and it is so painful to open your eyes, it is better to close your eyes and take a sip.
Maintaining this mentality, Huo Xingming began to "enjoy" these eighty-four disgusting "delicacies", of course, he would not forget what Beelzebub said before, he could only eat five dishes at a time at most, and then sit down to digest for two hours.
......
And just when Huo Xingming was "enjoying" Beelzebub's food, the astral boundary.
Chen Xiao, covered with blood, slowly descended from the air to the towering city wall, Helen brought a clean towel to Chen Xiao in time, "Wipe your face first, I'm sorry for you." ”
Chen Xiao took the towel in Helen's hand and wiped the blood stains on his body twice, "Helen, didn't you tell me that there are still flying beings in this group of things, and the flight speed of each one is close to subsonic!"
Helen nodded and said, "It's the first time I've seen these flying things, we've only seen those weak and endless creatures as big as wolves before, as well as powerful thunder beasts, and the flying things are really... Haven't seen it. ”
Chen Xiao squinted his eyes and glanced at Helen, there was obvious distrust in his eyes, Chen Xiao asked, "Helen, how much do you know about these creatures? Have you ever been to their world to investigate?"
Helen shook her head and said, "We can't go to the other side of the world at all, just to defend against their attack, we have done our best, as for understanding them... All I know is that the Thunderbeast is very powerful, and there are other small things that are very weak, but endless. ”
Chen Xiao frowned slightly, "Know yourself and know your opponent, win all battles, if you don't know them, never want to defeat them!"
Helen shrugged her shoulders a little helplessly, "Then what do you say? I also know this truth, but we really have no way to reach the opposite world, I have long let the obscurity of Ophiuchus, with the stealth of Pisces children, try to go to the opposite world to investigate." ”
But before the two of them could even pass through the gate of time and space, they were attacked violently and almost died in front of the gate of time and space. ”
Chen Xiao nodded, thought for a while, and said, "You go and bring Zhang Lao and them here, get them a wide space, and next time those monsters come out again, catch a few alive!"
Helen was stunned for a moment, "What are you doing with it? Are you a pet? Those little things like wolves are weak, but their reproductive ability is amazing, otherwise there wouldn't be so many, and you can't kill them all..."
As she spoke, Helen suddenly noticed Chen Xiao's unkind eyes, and Helen had to sigh, "Okay, can't I listen to you?" I'll go and invite those scientific researchers you brought over now." ”
"Besides, you don't have to take a shower, you don't have to wait for next time, they're here again, the same as before, please leave it to you!"
Chen Xiao turned his head to look at the blood pool in the center of the wall, and sure enough, as Helen said, the center of the blood pool began to boil, which was a precursor to another wave of impact from the monsters in the other world!
An excited smile appeared on the corner of Chen Xiao's mouth, "I'm dying again! It's just right, my body is still hot!"
Chen Xiao's mental power was activated again, his body turned into a streamer, and he plunged into the blood pool, and after a while, the blood pool was completely boiling, and countless stump internal organs floated into the sky along with Chen Xiao's mental power storm.
Helen glanced at Chen Xiao, who was going crazy, sighed, and said to the zodiac on the side, "Leo Trabe, Aries Ales, Libra Nit, you three pay more attention to Chen Xiao, she has already killed the red eye, and she will be rescued in time." ”
Leo Trabay frowned and said, "Helen, I don't understand, why did you save that woman? ”
Helen said, "Trabe, bear with me, she didn't do this because Huo Xingming... Alas, in the final analysis, it was our fault, when Huo Xingming first came to the Star Boundary, I should have asked him to leave her behind. ”
Helen turned her head to look at Pisces and said, "Little One, you have already learned a little from Zixiao, right?" Go up and help her, remember, in the end, leave two alive, and I will go and call those thirty humans over." ”
"Good!"