Episode 427: Exciting publicity
Baby asked, "Zizi, what kind of majestic man do you want Goldfish Twelve to become?"
Zizi said: "The whole body is muscular, the spirit is upright, there is long-lasting toughness, the smell of a man is full, the height is 1.8 meters, and I stand up less than her shoulder height." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
The baby said: "The height is one meter eighty-five! no matter how tall he is, he will not be as tall as his shoulders." ”
"Dad, just change according to this standard. ”
Baby asked, "Goldfish Twelve, Zizi asks you to become a man, can you accept it?"
Goldfish Twelve's heart was beating so hard that his whole body trembled, and he whispered, "I, I accept it." ”
"Then it changed, you won't regret it, right?"
Goldfish Twelve shook his head. ”
The baby waved his magic, and with a "swish", Goldfish Twelve turned into a beautiful man with a high spirit and a muscular body. Goldfish Twelve looked in front of the mirror and said, "Who is this, how can I be so ugly?"
Zizi was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth and praised: "Dad, Goldfish Twelve is so handsome! ”
The baby asked, "Zizi, what kind of costume do you wear for him?"
"Two suits, two casual. “
Baby looked at Goldfish Twelve and asked, "Two suits, two casual clothes, can you accept it?"
"Do what Zizi says?"
The baby waved his hand: "Wow", and a suit was worn on Goldfish Twelve's body. Twelve Goldfish looked left and right in the mirror, and his mouth was not satisfied.
Zizi shouted loudly: "Wow! Too handsome! My husband is no worse than Prince Charming! Dad, my husband and I haven't packed our clothes yet?"
With a wave of magic, three fashionable short skirts of different colors and two sets of casual clothes, a suit were packed, and flew into Zizi's hands. “
Zizi was very happy and shouted, "Thank you, Dad!"
Good-looking scratched his face with his hands and said: "Zizi is not ashamed, the goldfish twelve haven't spoken yet, so they call their husbands!"
Zizi shouted loudly: "I am willing!Dad, let Honghong remember for me and my husband that we are dealing with each other." ”
Honghong took a pen and paper and wrote that Zizi and Goldfish Twelve are a pair. The baby said: "First of all, the unmarried pregnancy should be removed." ”
Zizi couldn't wait, and shouted loudly: "Dad, there are three couples now, and they should help us get married." ”
"Wait, there are a few more pairs. It's not that you won't be affectionate, it's just that you're not allowed to conceive. How old is Honghong's child, and she has just gotten married. ”
Zizi was speechless. Goldfish Twelve was very unhappy to become such a man, and he kept holding back, not daring to speak.
The baby reintroduced and said: "Children, you must think about it before you become a person, if you are done, you can't change back, there is no regret medicine!"
Good looks said: "It's my turn, no one fights with me." You can change as much as you want. “
Baby asked, "Are you ready?"
"Dad, I don't like the kind of beauty that Zizi has changed, people will talk about me. I'm going to be a normal beauty, and people think it's cute, and I'm not dressed very specially, just know it's a woman!"
The baby waved his magic and made a "swish", and he looked good and became an ordinary beauty, with unusual body content and a very eye-catching look. Good-looking replied shyly and said, "Dad, I want to get dressed." ”
The baby waved his hand, and with a "swish", a fashionable long skirt was worn on a good-looking body. Looking at it in front of the mirror, she was very satisfied, and she admired herself: "Dad, it's so good! ”
Baby temptation: "Good-looking, you're not too young, do you want to get married?"
"Dad, I want to get married! The brothers of the goldfish family never look at me;
The baby glanced at the people present and said: "You want to help good-looking publicity, if you want to marry good-looking as a wife, you can talk to me, you can also tell Jinyu Er, if you are bold, you can directly confess to good-looking." My daughter is not ugly, the goldfish brothers present, do you like it, let's hear it?"
There were few goldfish brothers present, and no one squeaked when they looked at each other.
The goldfish essence was very anxious and said, "I'll worry about this." My sons are all big fools, and they want to marry, but no one dares to ask for them. There is only one beauty, you don't want it, it was snatched away by others!"
The goldfish brothers present still did not react. The baby will hold his hand for a while, and with a "swish", three fashionable long skirts will be packed and fly into the hands of good-looking. Kankan was very satisfied and said, "Thank you Dad!"
The baby looked at the late day, glanced at it and said, "Children, here for today, Honghong will search for food for her brothers and sisters." I'm going to rest for a while, and I'll just bring me a fish later. ”
The brothers and sisters talked and flew away, Honghong went out to search for food, the goldfish essence did not move, and asked slowly: "Baby, what is Director Hua doing down there, please help me search it." ”
Seeing that there was only himself and the goldfish spirit in the bedroom, the baby said, "It's okay to search, if you see anything, don't say what you found in the devil's eye." ”
"Why?"
"I don't understand it yet. If you quarrel with Director Hua, Director Hua will say that I will secretly help you spy on him. Originally, your search was your business, and then I was dragged into it. ”
The goldfish spirit asked: "Don't say what I found in the devil's eye, Director Hua asked me what evidence I had, what do I say." ”
"Of course you have nothing to say. So, search to don't squeak and find a way to catch it yourself. If you catch it, there will be no evidence. ”
"Where am I going to catch it?"
"MONOCULUS will tell you, okay?"
The goldfish spirit pondered for a long time and hesitated. Baby asked, "To search or not to search?"
Director Hua flew in from outside the door, followed by Tongqing. Director Hua scolded when he saw the goldfish essence: "Don't call in the future, it's annoying! Baby, don't give her a mobile phone in the future; a woman, just wait at home! Make a phone call all over the city, what are you doing?"
When the baby saw Tongqing, he shouted: "Come, let grandma hug me." ”
Tongqing hugged the baby tightly and said, "Grandma, the filming of the movie today went smoothly, there was no problem at all, and the filming was finished." Director Zheng said, it's so good! I see the shadow of the baby from you. Grandma, am I very much like you?"
"Of course, our celebration will soon become a big star! I'm so happy for you!"
The goldfish spirit stared at Director Hua with observing eyes, and shouted angrily: "Husband, let's go to dinner." Stay with me at night! Don't call anymore, can't you?"
Director Hua glared, swallowed a breath of evil and said, "That's right! I should come up, I will come up." It's annoying to call often!"
Director Bao Hua in disguise said: "Lao Hua, after a day of work, it's time to eat." ”
The goldfish spirit dragged Director Hua and flew away. Tongqing asked: "Grandma is so old, is it not normal to still pester grandpa like a young man!"
The baby said, "You are a child, and you can't take care of the affairs of adults, let alone the affairs of grandparents." If you see or hear what your grandfather does, don't tell outsiders, let alone grandma. “
"I understand that being an actor is a matter of dedication. People didn't let me dedicate myself to the test because I had my grandfather to take care of me. “
"If you were asked to dedicate yourself to the trial, would you agree?"
"Grandma, all the information in your brain is in my brain. As an actor, it is not very important to the dedication test, whether the key dedication test is valuable, if there is, the dedication should be dedicated, and who does not think about their own future?"
"Grandma really has nothing to say; To be a big star, especially to be a superstar, you must have someone to recommend you. Why should people recommend you if they don't have anything to do with you? Therefore, it is necessary to dedicate yourself!"
Honghong came in with two fish, one for the baby and one for Tongqing. Baby asked, "How do the siblings react to becoming human." ”
"Most people are slowly realizing the importance of becoming human, but some people are still stuck in the old ways and can't accept it. ”
"Don't rush, take your time, after a long time, everyone has become a human being, and I am still the same as before, and I will become more and more untenable. Then, after hearing others talk about the benefits of becoming human, I slowly thought about it. ”
Director Hua flew in from outside, followed by the goldfish spirit. Director Hua was very excited and said: "Baby, thank you so much! not only for my children to become human, but also for them to find a good match!"
Baby said: "It's not so exaggerated, people are changed by me, and they find them themselves." ”
If you don't make them so handsome and beautiful, how can you find a partner at once? Anyway, I still want to thank you. Director Hua was excited: "I'm going to go outside to publicize the propaganda." “
Director Hua hurriedly flew out, and the goldfish spirit followed closely, for fear that Director Hua would run away. As soon as Director Hua came out of the conference room, he shouted loudly: "Children, especially those who have become human today, I bless you! There may be many children who do not know the importance of becoming human; let me tell you." The key to the world is made up of people. What is a human being? Just like me, with a head and a face, with a pair of hands and two legs, this is a human being. But you don't. There is only a head, and the body is still a snake and a goldfish. People will treat you as monsters! But you are my descendants, people ask, Director Hua, why did your child grow like that, I can't answer, and I can't answer. In the past, my heart was cold! I thought that my children would always be monsters, and I couldn't hold my head up; Because you can never become human. Now it's different; you have met a big savior baby; she can help you become a person, why don't you stay the same? You become a person, you are easy, and it is convenient to go anywhere; I also have face, people ask; Lao Hua, how many children do you have? I will say, how good it is to have a large group of children! People will be very envious! You must think about it quickly, and immediately become a human being, and I will no longer worry about it. Tongqing, your niece and nephew, she thinks about it the most, she is the first to become a person, she asks to be an actress, but she didn't expect her acting skills to be excellent, no less than your baby aunt, it seems that she will soon become famous! I am happy to think about it! Children, becoming a human is the trend of the times, and it is the only way. I'm not going to force you, let you figure it out and change it yourself, okay? That's all for today. Director Hua's voice was hoarse.
"Papapapa" came with a round of applause. The baby smiled and applauded: "It's wonderful! It's wonderful! Children, who is your mother for? Not just for him, but more importantly, for you! Who doesn't want their children to be good? I hope that they are all sons and daughters who stand up to the sky and the earth and can do great things." But you are not even human beings, how anxious you are to be a mother, how much you want to become human! But there is such a good opportunity, and some people want to give up. Once you give up, you will never be able to become a human being! I have no problem here, as long as you want to change, come to me anytime, anywhere, and I will make your wish come true. To be honest, I am also a father, and I also want my children to become human immediately, but the children have not yet thought about it, we need to help them open their rigid brains, let them understand the importance of becoming human, and slowly shift to the idea of becoming human. Okay, that's all there is to say! If you haven't signed up yet, find Goldfish 2 to sign up, or you can tell me directly, and I will try my best to meet your requirements. Honghong, talk about how you feel about becoming human. “
Honghong glanced at it and said, "Brothers and sisters, becoming a human being is actually my own business, and it is a major event in my life. After becoming a human being, everything is lived according to the habits of human life. I don't know about anyone else, but I know that I am very proud of myself when I become human beings with Goldfish Five. We've gone from being a monster to being human; There are many people who can't dream of it. How can a monster become a human? It's not a dream, it's a real human.
Brothers and sisters, let's become human! It's good to be human! If there's anyone who says it's not good to become human, you can tell me. I will give him a satisfactory answer. Dad did his best to make us human. Your mother is also very interested in changing for you, and who is it for your good! Our father is a human being, so there is no need to change, and your mother is also a human being, so there is no need to change. Who to be? to become monsters that have not yet become human. Brothers and sisters, think about it!" Honghong finished speaking, and applauded herself.
Baby and Director Hua also applauded to add to the atmosphere.
Goldfish II shouted the slogan: "We must become human!
Honghong also shouted loudly: "It's good to become human! We must become human!"
Director Hua raised his hands and shouted: "We want to become human! We must become human!"
Baby, Goldfish Essence, and Tongqing all raised their hands high and shouted: "Long live the change, long live the change!"
Some of the brothers and sisters shouted loudly, one over the other, for more than an hour. Director Hua shouted that he was tired, and took the goldfish essence back to the room to rest; Honghong took Tongqing home; the baby flew into his bedroom and lay on the bed, thinking left and right and couldn't sleep; remembering Xia Fuyan's daughter Xia Yan coming, he only heard Xia Fuyan talking to Xia Yan on the phone, but he hadn't seen Xia Yan, and he didn't know who Xia Yan's friends were applying for public relations personnel. The baby waved his hand, the magic eye that changed the mirror bounced off, turned around, hung high in front of the baby, automatically searched, and after a while, Xia Yan appeared in the picture;
Xia Yan is young and beautiful, full of youthful vitality, walked forward with eyebrows and eyes, and introduced herself: "I am Xia Yan, the daughter of President Xia, and my father asked me to bring my friends here to sign up." ”
The female staff member said, "Please wait, I'll make a call." Grabbed the phone from the desk, dialed the phone in Fan Litian's office, and after a while, Fan Litian's voice came from the phone: "What's the matter?"
"Mr. Xia's daughter brought a friend to apply for a job, how do you tell people?"
"Say whatever you want. ”
"Hung up. The female staff put the phone on the landline: "Xia Meinu, please show your friend your ID card." ”
Xia Yan said to her friends, "Take out your ID card." ”
The five beauties took out their ID cards and put them on the desk, and the female staff looked at them all, pulled out one and said, "I'm sorry; the age on this ID card is two years older and is not within the scope of recruitment." ”
Xia Yan was very angry when she heard this, she was only twenty-four, and she was too big; like this, what are you doing with my father's introduction? Xia Yan felt unfair, took out her mobile phone and dialed her father's mobile phone, facing her ear. After a while, Xia Fuyan's voice asked, "What's wrong?"
"Dad, my friend Lan Yanling is only twenty-four years old, so I don't want it, what's the matter? You tell them, even if you open a back door, let her in!"
Xia Fuyan explained: "The recruitment of public relations personnel cannot be more than 22 years old, it is not who has the final say, but the board of directors meets to decide, and no one can change it." I think so, it's really not good, I'll help Lan Yanling find another one through my connections, right?"
"Okay, that's it!" Xia Yan hung up the call and said to Lan Yanling, "My dad will think of helping you contact another family." ”
Lan Yanling hid her ID card and felt very comforted. The female staff carefully read the ID card, and before starting to copy, she reminded: "Xia Meinu, the company has regulations for recruiting public relations personnel. If you agree, sign up, if you don't, even if you don't?"
"What rules?"
"When you are selected as a public relations person, you must make a dedication testimonial recommendation, and only those who are qualified can be selected. “
When Xia Yan heard this, she was furious and said: "Do you still have to dedicate yourself to applying for a public relations officer? What kind of logic is this? In case a beautiful woman can't apply for a job after dedicating herself, won't this be a waste of people?"
The staff calmly said, "That's why I have to make it clear." Now 150 people are recruited, more than 100 people have been recruited, and they are willing to dedicate themselves to the test, and not only for you. ”
Xia Yan paced, feeling very uneven, and dialed her father's mobile phone in a panic, and after a while, Xia Fuyan's voice came and asked, "What's wrong?"
"What kind of company is your company? Recruiting public relations personnel and asking people to do dedication experiments, doesn't this spoil other girls?"
Xia Fuyan calmly introduced: "I originally wanted to tell you about this matter, but I didn't say it because it was difficult to speak." The publicist dedication trial is decided by the company's board of directors. At the same time, the company will also be responsible for the public relations personnel, in view of the optional conditions; when recruiting, the staff must make it clear to the candidates and agree to recruit; they are generally in good health and have no problems, except for the candidates who do not cooperate and have a rough attitude, they can basically be hired. “
"Got it, hang up!" Xia Yan hung up the call, turned off her mobile phone, held it in her hand, and said: "Beauties, it seems that the conditions are like this, if you agree, you can register, go to the hospital for a physical examination, and submit a physical examination report." ”
The four beauties pondered for a while on their own terms. One of them, Mei Li, whispered into the ears of the three beauties: "If the person who tried on is a senior official of the company, can't we be a junior?"
Another named Bai Ai said, "We have to ask, who does the dedication test?"
Xia Yan asked the female staff: "Who in the company does the dedication test?"
The female staff said: "The company has a rule that no foreign words are allowed, and you can report it when you think about it." ”
The four beauties pondered for a long time and could not find an answer. Xia Yan dialed her father's mobile phone, and after a while, Xia Fuyan's voice came: "Haven't you signed up yet?"
"Dad, who does the company's dedication test?"
"It's a trade secret, you know it, you can't tell it to others, it's the board members who do the dedication test. ”
"Did you get a spot too?"
"It's divided, your mother has a big opinion, and she quit!"