Chapter 201: Unscientific
"Can't you two talk well?An Lan, you're not usually like this, why are you so weird today?" Pu Yanghao pulled Chen Anlan to the side.
"Who told her not to listen to me!" Chen Anlan hugged his chest with his hands in annoyance, don't look over his head and not look at Xia Zihan, who was still staring at him.
"Hmph!" Xia Zihan pushed away the chair, returned to his room, and slammed the door shut.
"You two are optimistic about her, notify me immediately if something is wrong!" Chen Anlan also left after speaking.
"Hey?" Pu Yanghao touched his head depressedly, "What are these two people doing? It's like two people are in an emotional mood!"
"En?" Hearing this, Pu Yang Luo suddenly raised his head and glared at Pu Yang Hao.
"Say something wrong, say something wrong, hurry up and eat!" Pu Yanghao hurriedly snorted, sat down and continued to eat.
At this time, Puyang Luo was in no mood to eat at all, looking at Xia Zihan's confined door and quietly thinking about something.
It was the day when she returned to Flandi on Monday, and before she reached the corridor in front of Flandi's school gate, Xia Zihan felt a strong sense of unease, and she who was originally walking in front of her circled and retreated behind the twins.
"What are you doing?" Pu Yanghao asked Xia Zihan, who was completely blocked behind them, as he looked back.
"Heh......" Pu Yangluo chuckled, causing Pu Yanghao to divert his attention.
"! SUCH A BIG BATTLE?!" PUYANG HAO STEPPED BACK AND PULLED OUT XIA ZIHAN WHO WAS HIDING BEHIND HIM, "THIS SCENE CAN ONLY BE HELD BY YOU." ”
At the gate of Frandi's campus, almost all the girls in Zone A stood neatly at the door, holding up this long banner - the senior is ours, please do not cross the line!!
Those three exclamation marks made Xia Zihan look shocked, hasn't Ximen Che, a moth, solved the news matter yet?
Xia Zihan looked at the big wave of girls at the door, his heart was crossed, he turned around and walked in the opposite direction, and was grabbed by the twins with one hand.
"You can't escape. ”
"Your brother-in-law, these girls will eat me alive!" Xia Zihan covered her face and looked obviously afraid, obviously she rescued Ximen Che from the dire situation, why did she have to face this scene?
"Maybe not as bad as you think. Puyang Luo was a little speechless, Xia Zihan's exaggeration.
"Manly man is really afraid of this, come with me!" A woman's voice suddenly came out, Pu Yanghao didn't react, the Xia Zihan in his hand was gone, and then a long-haired girl in a white dress took Xia Zihan's arm and walked towards the group of girls at the door.
"When did that girl come out?" Pu Yanghao looked at Pu Yangluo in confusion, and when he saw Pu Yangluo's stunned look, he knew that he was asking in vain.
Xia Zihan only felt that he was suddenly dragged forward, and when he looked up again, he was suddenly taken aback, this person who was dragging her had long hair and a white dress, but why was there two faces constantly changing when she looked at his face, one was the face of a beautiful girl, and the other was an old man's face with white eyebrows and beard!
What's going on? If this person is transfigured, she should only be able to see one face! How can there be two? This is too much taste!
Xia Zihan wanted to ask, but he was horrified to find that no matter how he opened his mouth, he couldn't make a sound, and he was so anxious that cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
What is the origin of this person?
The girls at the door soon found Xia Zihan, and when they were about to surround them, they saw the girl in the long skirt holding her sweet smile next to Xia Zihan, and they were all a little dazed.
A girl who took the lead in "Senior Zihan ......" took the initiative to meet Xia Zihan, "You and Senior Ximen ......"
"I don't have anything to do with him! I don't like Gay!" Xia Zihan looked at the girl and blurted out, and when he was surprised, he opened his mouth and found that he couldn't speak again.
"Do you hear that?" the woman in the long skirt looked at the girl, and the girl was frightened by the smile on the girl's face, and gently covered her chest with her palm, making way for the two of them.
Although the girls behind him were very confused, they saw that the girls who took the lead all got out of the way, and they couldn't stop it anymore and gave way one after another.
On the surface, it seems that Xia Zihan and the girl in the long skirt walked into the campus hand in arm, but only Xia Zihan knew that she was held hostage by the girl in the long skirt, and she was held hostage without even a trace of struggle.
As soon as she entered the campus, the girl in the long skirt took Xia Zihan and walked away from everyone's sight, and by the time Pu Yangluo and Pu Yanghao came in, they had already been unable to find any trace of the two.
"Young man, did a stranger enter the campus just now?" The voice of the old man of the doorman sounded faintly behind the twins, and the twins were stunned.
When I looked back, there was no old man of the doorman.
Standing in the small garden, Xia Zihan watched the woman in the long skirt in front of him turn into a lean old man with white eyebrows and beard, and couldn't say anything. It's not that she doesn't want to say it, it's that the old man doesn't know when he cast a power on her, so she can't speak.
"Boy, would you like to be my disciple?" The old man teased his excessively long eyebrows, and looked at Xia Zihan with an expression of a hungry wolf.
Xia Zihan didn't think about it, and shook his head vigorously, who wants to be with you, an old transvestite?
"I'll answer after thinking about it!" The old man glared at Xia Zihan with some anger, and when he saw that Xia Zihan still shook his head, he immediately changed into a dog-legged look, bent over, cocked his hips, and raised his head with starry eyes.
"Oh boy, don't miss the opportunity and don't come again! If you miss such a rare opportunity, you won't have a second chance! Follow me, you will not only have wine and meat, but also a lot of girls around you, and you can also travel the world for free!"
Even if I don't follow you, I can still live like this...... Regarding the old man's delicate hand-warped orchid fingers, Xia Zihan could only use four words to describe his mood at the moment.
This world is really a pseudo-mother everywhere!
"Aunt Lian, do you dare to be a little cheaper? Rob someone to the school! How dare you dress so coquettishly? Believe it or not, I'll put you in the trash can and send you to the non-recyclable bin in minutes?" The old man of the doorman suddenly flashed out and pushed Xia Zihan aside, and the middle-sized old man of the doorman suddenly became a little shorter in front of the so-called "Aunt Lian", and the two old men stood together, plus their respective expressions and words, all made Xia Zihan have an urge to laugh.
However, Xia Zihan discovered a rather peculiar phenomenon, she saw a delicate small hammer floating beside the old man of the doorman, faintly glowing with iron light.
I've never seen anything floating around the old man before?
"Stinky old man, I just want this kid to be my disciple today, see what you can do to me!" Aunt Lian had a rogue expression, and her coquettish appearance made Xia Zi's stomach sour for a while.
"Old slut, she's not what you want! Don't force me to do it!" the old man of the doorman also put on a posture that would not back down.
"Do it? Ouch, you're scared to death! Just hit me with your little hammer that has turned into a physical body? At most, you can beat me on the back!" Aunt Lian snorted with a strange anger.
"You disgusting!" The old man of the doorman probably couldn't stand the mental attack of Aunt Lian, and with a twist of his right hand, the small hammer that was originally floating on his side appeared on the hand of the old man of the doorman. "Eat me a hammer!"
"Oh my mother! the old man is going to be violent!" Aunt Lian screamed and hid behind Xia Zihan, causing Xia Zihan to have goosebumps, wanting to laugh but unable to laugh. Looking at these two old men, it feels like watching them perform comedy.
"Little guy get out of the way, the old man will definitely send this cheap skin to the garbage station to be disposed of today!" The old man of the doorman pounced fiercely, Xia Zihan hurriedly pushed away Aunt Lian behind him, and quickly ran to the side to watch.
"Bad old man, if you dare to touch me, I'll be rude!"
"Your name!"
"Indecent!!"
"I'll hammer you to death!"
Watching the two old and unscrupulous ones fight farther and farther away, Xia Zihan seemed to hear a few crows fluttering their wings on their foreheads.
"Nima, this is so unscientific! Are the two of them really the old man whose teacher taught us to respect and love each other since childhood? It must be that I opened it today!"
Xia Zihan hugged his arms and trembled, it is estimated that Aunt Na Lian is disgusted, after looking at the dirty things for so long, you must wash your eyes first, otherwise you will have needle eyes!
I casually found a water hose for watering flowers, turned on the switch and sprayed it directly on my face, my mouth kept chattering, I heard someone calling myself, I lifted the water pipe and shook the water while looking at the person, but I only heard a scream.
"Ahh
Hearing this familiar scream, Xia Zihan hurriedly threw away the faucet in his hand, and looked around, Ji Meijia, who was wearing a school uniform skirt, was drenched by herself, and looked extremely embarrassed.
Ji Meijia hung her head weakly, spitting water while brushing away her wet long hair.
"This is really an unbelievable heavy rain......" Hearing Ji Meijia's ridiculous words, Xia Zihan could only laugh dryly, she couldn't laugh out loud at this time, she would definitely be despised.
"That's Meijia...... Are you looking for me?" Xia Zihan asked Ji Meijia as he took off his coat and planned to put it on Ji Meijia.
"Do you think I'm doing something like this?"
"If you can still think clearly, you should be fine. ”
Xia Zihan's serious appearance made Ji Meijia can only use speechlessness to describe her bad feelings at this moment, is this guy lacking heart or lack of tendons? (To be continued.) )