Chapter 395: "Stage Play"
At about 7:30 p.m., Kevin and Raven were already waiting at the entrance of the theater early because there was really nothing to do. But even if I arrived half an hour early, there was still a long queue here. Everyone consciously obeys the order, but there is no need for guards to guide them.
The crow stood on Kevin's shoulder, and there was no one around with pets, and he was the only one who stood out very abruptly. Someone on the side kindly reminded Kevin: "This friend, pets are not allowed in the theater." ”
"Huh, this ......," Kevin hesitated, "why?"
"It's the rule. "Others don't explain anything either.
"Why?" Kevin couldn't help but ask.
"If you don't believe it, forget it. "Others are just casually perfunctory.
Kevin thought about it, probably because the theater was worried that the pet would get out of control, or suddenly bark indiscriminately, disrupting the normal progress of the show. If that's the case, maybe it's okay to be accommodating.
Half an hour passed in a blink of an eye, the theater opened on time, and everyone lined up to enter. When it was Kevin's turn, he was stopped: "Pets can't go in, thank you for your cooperation." ”
"It's okay, he won't scream, he ...... It's a dumb one. Kevin smiled dryly and nodded to the staff.
The staff just responded indifferently: "No! ”
"That...... He's not really a crow, he's a blackened parrot. He is wise. Kevin leaned in and whispered.
The staff looked at it with disdain: "I'm also wise, I can still distinguish between crows and parrots." ”
The crow finally couldn't take it anymore and jumped above the staff's head: "What do you mean that pets are not allowed to enter? I'm not a pet!"
The staff was shocked, he was just a ticket seller, and he had no combat power at all, so he could only scratch with both hands and try to pull the crow down, but where could he catch it. When the people in line at the back saw that there was a problem in front of them, they couldn't help but start to commotion. Many impatient people have begun to shout: "What's the matter up ahead?" "Want to bring a crow in?" "I told you you you can't bring pets." ”......
Kevin knew that he was at a loss, although the crow was indeed not a pet, but reasoning here would only become more and more passive. Immediately made a move: "Let's go first!"
Seeing that Kevin was serious, the crow didn't make any more fuss, flew back to Kevin's shoulder, and left as Kevin turned around. Everyone couldn't help but gossip behind their backs.
Kevin suddenly realized a problem, it is okay to say to those who know the inside story, for ordinary people who don't know the inside story, once something goes wrong with the crow, they will definitely scold him as the master. In the future, most of these problems are inevitable, and I want to avoid him. Either the crow behaves and behaves as a good bird, or simply exposes the identity of the crow and lets him take responsibility for himself.
Hurried back to the dormitory, Kevin found a suitcase: "Come, get in." ”
"Why?" said the crow, surprised, "you took your suitcase to the theater?"
"Why don't you go play and I'll go and watch it alone?" Kevin asked rhetorically, "Don't make trouble when you just return to China, at most the next time the show starts, we'll say hello in advance." So be it this time. ”
The crow didn't say anything more, and jumped inside, and Kevin closed the suitcase, leaving a slit. led the hurried back to the theater and was the last in line.
Fortunately, the academy was close to the theater, and Kevin hurried back and forth, but he was still able to catch up. When it was Kevin's turn to buy the tickets, the staff were staring at his suitcase. But they didn't say anything more, and casually let Kevin in.
"Cut," the crow grumbled through the spirit contract, "they obviously knew I was in there, but this time they casually put it in." Does this stipulate any significance? hypocrisy!"
"Okay, okay," Kevin comforted, "just now there are so many people watching from behind, and they can't help it." There are usually two rules for people to do things in public and in private, and you will need to familiarize yourself with them later. ”
"It's a little hot in the box, and if this show isn't good, it's really not worth the hard work I have to hide," the crow replied, "and if the atmosphere is right, I'll scream twice." Anyway, everyone thinks you're yelling, haha. ”
Kevin: "......"
Follow the ticket number to find your seat and put your suitcase on your lap. The neighbor looked at him in surprise, wondering why did this person bring a box when he watched a drama? The lights had been turned off in the theater, and Kevin was sitting in the back row, with black heads in front of him, all whispering at this time.
After a while, a voice sounded: "Please be quiet, the stage play "Demon King Invincible III" is about to start, please don't move around at will, don't ......" followed by a bunch of theater rules, Kevin had never heard of it, but he also memorized it carefully.
Then, a beam of light descended from the middle of the stage, and the theater was filled with applause and cheers, and the narrator's voice sounded in due course: "...... on a distant continent"
With the sound of narration, the twilight of the stage slowly rises, and the light gradually brightens. A city comes into view, with canvas in the distance, and a few simple houses in the close-up. It can be seen that this "city" is full of birds and flowers.
An actor dressed in ordinary clothes walked slowly onto the stage, swept around the "city" with indifferent eyes, and sneered in his mouth: "It's really a boring world." ”
Raising his hand and waving lightly, the fire on the stage exploded, and the twilight scene behind him was instantly replaced by a sea of fire, while several close-up scenes really burned and exploded, and the raging heat wave could be felt even if Kevin was sitting in the back row. The audience exclaimed, "Wow!"
The one sitting next to Kevin was even more excited: "It's actually a real special effect, and the crew is rich!"
The crow didn't think so, and used his mental power to communicate with Kevin: "What is this? Isn't this common on the kobolds?"
"There is no war in the country, and many people have never seen this kind of scene," Kevin can only explain, "but I do understand the reason why the strong don't watch martial arts." At this scale, I can get a few spars. ”
In a moment, the firelight on the stage dissipated, and the twilight scene changed again, leaving a piece of ruins and a lonely back, quietly far away. The curtain closes and the scene begins to change, and the audience takes the opportunity to whisper.
In a moment, the curtain was lifted again, and it was already another city. Several brave people gathered together to discuss, both men and women. Suddenly, a soldier-like person hurriedly came to report: "Oh no, Lord Brave, Dongmu City has been destroyed by the Demon King!"
"What?" said one of the most handsome warriors, "Dongmu City has been destroyed again?
"Now is not the time to discuss, we can't wait any longer," another brave man stood up, "Only by defeating the Demon King can we save the world." ”
"However, our strength is too far behind," the most handsome brave man worried, "We are only at the level of the Sword Master, and the Demon King is already a god on a god...... level up. ”
The crow couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this: "Why does this sound so familiar?"
Kevin was also surprised: "Maybe the script will go through some adaptations. ”
As he spoke, a man walked slowly from the other side of the stage: "Do you want to become stronger? ”
The brave people don't know the demon king, some hesitate to doubt, and some believe and grateful, and the audience has instantly recognized that this man is the one who destroyed the city. Now that he actually came to help the brave improve his strength, is it really too boring?
In a moment, the brave men made up their minds, because they really had no second way to go. followed the suspicious man and began to break through step by step.
In the first level, a golem golem. Kevin could tell that it was an ordinary rock golem summoning spell, and the mage didn't know where to hide, and the stage lighting added a lot of special effects to Golem. It makes it look golden, and at the same time it has a long, sturdy name.
The four brave men stepped forward to challenge, and directly burst out with purple fighting spirit, which made everyone present cheer in shock. However, in Kevin's eyes, these are special effects, and the real strength of the actor is probably not much stronger than Kevin.
In the ensuing battle, the four people flew around, their fighting spirit was flying, the stage gave background music, and the atmosphere of the audience was successfully mobilized. But in the eyes of Kevin and Raven, this is really a bit inconsistent, but fortunately, the background music is in place, and there is psychological preparation, and this setting is finally acceptable.
The first level is cleared, the second level appears, the third level, and the fourth level...... The stage play is almost all about fighting scenes, the wind, fire, water and soil have been changed, the special effects are non-stop, the sound effects are non-stop, the actors are crazy shouting, turning their heels, pulling sword flowers wildly, various postures, the audience is shouting non-stop, clapping and stomping, and the atmosphere is extremely warm.
Kevin: "......"
"I think we can also go to the stage play," Raven suddenly had a new idea, "Is there a theme about Crow?"
"It's not that easy," Kevin replied, "but now that I've got the money, I can really think about it." ”
While speaking, the brave men on the stage finally reached the last level, and the four brave men were about to challenge the demon king. And when they came to the throne of the demon king with all their might, they found that the throne was empty?
"Demon King, where are you, get out of here?" roared the Brave.
The Demon King was right behind them, the one who had been instructing them on how to improve their strength. At this time, when their identities were finally revealed, the brave men were naturally terrified and unbelievable.
Among them, there is also a female brave man, who has unknowingly fallen in love with the demon king. She was still in disbelief, and pounced on the demon king to kiss her, and the demon king did not shy away from kissing her. The two kissed and kissed and began to spin in circles, began to rise into the air, began to turn their heels and kissed, and began to kiss in a big round......
The other brave men watched from below, and the background music suddenly became beautiful.
There was a low shout in the theater, and this time Kevin couldn't help but sit up straight: "No wonder the strong like to watch literary dramas......"
Suddenly, the brave woman pulled out a dagger from her waist and stabbed it with a knife. It turned out that the female brave could still distinguish the situation, the background music stopped suddenly, and the two landed in the air.
However, the Heroine's sneak attack didn't work, because all she had was a prop. No, because the Demon King has been set to be invincible, this kind of dagger can't be stabbed at all.
The four brave men besieged the Demon King together, but the Demon King just stood still, and special effects were automatically generated around him, and the brave men went crazy and waved the special effects, and finally were beaten down one by one.
"It's too weak," the Demon King was disappointed, "Your strength makes me even too lazy to move." ”
Kevin sighed: "It's too lazy, the other actors are practicing desperately, he just needs to stand still, this is really ......"
Suddenly, the most handsome brave man struggled to stand up again, the background music became excited, and he said a bunch of lines such as "I can't fall" and "The world needs to be saved", and he broke out with a stronger fighting spirit, three-color fighting spirit.
However, the Demon King was still stronger, and the most handsome and brave man fell again, and the background music stopped.
Suddenly, the most handsome brave man began to read the lines again, the background sounded again, and the brave man stood up again, bursting out with a stronger fighting spirit, five-color fighting spirit.
However, he was still defeated by the Demon King......
Suddenly, the brave man stood up again and burst out with a seven-colored fighting spirit...... The brave fell again. Suddenly, the brave man stood up again and burst out with a mosaic fighting spirit...... The brave fell again.
The audience seemed to be infected, and some even forgot to shout: "Come on the brave." ”
Kevin was also slightly surprised: "This team's special effects are doing a good job." ”
However, the brave man finally did not stand up, and the background music began to become sad. Still shaking his head and lamenting that it was too weak, the Demon King began to tell his own story, about how boring it was to spend endless time...... With the sad background music, it really makes people into the play.
After talking for three minutes, the Demon King finally sighed: "It's over, everything should be over!"
With a wave of his hand, a sword slowly descended from above the stage, shining with golden light, but with a strange shape. The narrator's voice instantly became excited: "Ah! This is the Drum Sword of Heaven and Earth!"
Then the narrator began to blow the sword frantically, what is the strongest and most invincible balabala, and blew for three minutes. And in these three minutes, this demon king was hung in the air by a hanging wire, holding a roller sword for three minutes.
Finally, after the narration is blown, the most gorgeous special effects on the stage also appear, the red whirlwind revolves wildly around the demon king, and the background music becomes extremely tense. The narrator keeps emphasizing that as long as this sword is chopped down, it will be over, and the world will be over.
Although Kevin is well aware of the plot, he is also very curious at this time. In the original book, the brave man told a joke and made the demon king laugh, and the demon king felt that this world still had some meaning, so he postponed the time to destroy the world.
But jokes are a thing, and over time, the point of laughter will gradually change. Jokes that used to be particularly funny are not interesting after being told too much. In order to keep the laughter alive and make the audience feel that the Demon King could indeed be amused, this place had to be adapted. What Kevin is curious about at this time is what joke the brave man will say?
"What are you holding a JJ-like thing in your hand?" said the brave man suddenly. Background music stops.
Audience: "......"
......Somehow, Kevin was so amused that everyone on the side turned to look at him.