Chapter 37: Three Fat Men in One Play
Since separating from Yang Fan and the others, Tang Sanpang can be said to have experienced hardships, nine deaths, and almost starved to death several times, Tang Sanpang felt that he had lost a lot of weight in the past few days, of course, it was not very obvious.
This time, it was the old man of the Tang family who personally ordered him to come out to practice, and lose weight by the way, which could not walk normally, and the Tang family would still expect him to inherit the family business in the future, and beat his lazy temperament, which can be described as well-intentioned.
However, Tang San didn't take it to heart at all, wasn't he just a little fatter, what's the big deal, besides, he lost weight after walking a few steps, he didn't know that he had a little friend, he didn't have to walk at all.
Tang San Fat rode the big scroll, playing and watching flowers during the day, occasionally sad, and at night he lay on the scroll like a toad and fell asleep, without taking half a step at all, letting the scroll under his big ass sink and walk slowly, without taking a single step.
So, after wandering around for a day, Tang Sanpang met a few acquaintances, cheated some food, and then rode a scroll bigger than him, and swayed to return to the academy.
That night, he finally walked out of the Flying Dragon Mountain Range and came to the southeast of the Flying Dragon Mountain Range, and he was still sleeping, when he suddenly heard two familiar voices, first arguing about something, followed by a burst of excitement, and finally a burst of angry voices.
Hearing the voices of these two people, Tang San's fat anger didn't come to a place, he also cheered up angrily, and began to look for the source of the two voices that made the roots of his teeth itch.
Not long after Tang Sanpang looked for it, he saw a bush not far away, where two fat men who were thinner than themselves were squatting, facing themselves with their two buttocks, the anger in Tang Sanpang's heart couldn't help but explode anymore!
"Xiao Huohuo!"
"Ning Xiaoque!"
"Did you hear anything?"
Ning Xiaoque and Xiao Huohuo were originally looking at the passion in the formation with great interest, but suddenly heard a familiar voice, stopped at the same time, and the eyes of the two mung beans were slightly bigger together.
"It looks like the big brother is calling us!" Ning Xiaoque said very seriously.
"I also think it is, by the way, just now, I seem to have found this scroll in that kid's spirit ring!" Xiao Huohuo took out the map scroll he had found from Yang Fan's Spirit Ring.
"It seems to be the eldest brother's, the eldest brother must be nearby!"
"It's over, it's over, this can't be a friend of the eldest brother, right?"
"No, it won't!"
Just when the two of them were discussing, Tang Sanpang didn't know when he had come behind them, and he half-understood what they said, Tang Sanpang was still very angry, and roared at the two of them, "What are you two talking about, don't turn me around yet!"
"Damn, it's really a big brother!" Ning Xiaoque and Xiao Huohuo were shocked at the same time!
Then, with a smile on their faces, they tried to put their smiles to the maximum, and turned around like a flower on their chubby faces, and saw Tang San, who was sitting on the scroll, taller and more powerful than them, and was in awe!
"Big brother!" The two of them saluted respectfully, and their faces smiled again, as if they were currying favor with Tang Sanfat, for fear that Tang Sanfat would be unhappy and beat them.
With two "pops", Tang San's fat fat hand slapped the heads of these two hateful people fiercely, and said, "I also know that I am the eldest brother, and I didn't leave anything when I split up, and I almost starved to death!"
was hit on the head by Tang Sanfat, Ning Xiaoque, who had always had the habit of covering his head, did not cover his head again, but the two of them lowered their heads almost at the same time, and apologized in a mournful voice: "Big brother, we were wrong!"
......Seeing this situation, the anger in Tang Sanfat's heart was suddenly extinguished, and seeing the sincere attitude of the two of them admitting their mistakes, the other half of the anger was gone, and sighed.
"Hey, forget it, this year, the eldest brother is not easy to do, so I will forgive you this time. ”
"Thank you, big brother!" Ning Xiaoque and Xiao Huohuo bowed again and thanked them, every time Tang San was angry, they all used this trick, and they couldn't help but be secretly happy in their hearts.
"Well, get up, I have something to ask you. Being respectfully worshiped by two such well-behaved little brothers, Tang San's fat heart didn't feel fluttering, his expression was a little fluttering, and he asked lightly, "What are you two doing here?"
"Uh...... This one...... This ......" Ning Xiaoque and Xiao Huohuo agreed without saying the same thing.
What would be the consequences if Tang Sanpang knew that he and Xiao Huohuo had used the formation pattern to trap his friend here, and now he didn't know if he had been drowned in the water?
Ning Xiaoque and Xiao Huohuo were fierce, and they basically took a step back in unison, wanting to cover the formation behind them.
Although Tang San's fat eyes were small, he was a thief, and his mind was very ghostly, how could he not guess that the two of them wanted to hide what was behind.
"What treasures are you hiding, I won't even let you know!" Tang San asked as he glared at the two.
"Actually, it's nothing ......" Xiao Huohuo's eyes turned to a bone, his eyes lit up, and he stepped forward and said sneakily: "We have two people here, we just wanted to get some rations." ”
"As a result, those two people refused to pay the food, and threatened to kill us, we wanted to kill those two people, the scene was a bit bloody, and I was afraid of ruining the eldest brother's appetite if I didn't let the eldest brother see it!"
"Really?" Tang San's fat eyes narrowed, and his tone was a little yin and yang and floated behind them, and when he saw that formation, it seemed that it was really like what Xiao Huohuo said.
"I've seen little blood, and I'm here to see who it is, so bold as to kill you two. Saying that, Tang Sanfat walked towards the formation pattern, wanting to see what was going on.
Seeing that Tang Sanpang had already walked towards the formation, Ning Xiaoque was timid and knew that things would not be able to contain the fire, his legs were weak, and he knelt in front of Tang Sanpang with a plop, stopped Tang Sanpang, and said, "Big brother, don't look at it, we're sorry for you!"
As he spoke, Ning Xiaoque took the map scroll and put it in front of Tang Sanpang's eyes, Tang Sanpang's eyes suddenly lit up, this was not the map he gave to Brother Yang Fan?
How could it be in Ning Xiaoque's hands?
Could it be that these two goods are killing Brother Yang Fan!
"You two cowards, why don't you hurry up and get out of the way!"
Tang San violently pushed away Xiao Huohuo and Ning Xiaoque, who were blocking in front of him, jumped off the scroll, and looked inside on the formation, he saw two people, but looking at the back, it seemed that it was Yang Fan, and they had not moved!
Could it be that the brother I just made died here like this, Bole is easy to find, and it is difficult to find a bosom friend!
Tang San suddenly stared at Ning Xiaoque with a thump of his feet, and shouted, "Don't hurry up and release my brother!"
"Oh, okay, don't worry, big brother, wait for me to release it, maybe there will be salvation!" Ning Xiaoque was frightened by Tang San's fat roar, and hurriedly trembled his hands and untied the formation pattern.
Yang Fan and Chen Qianfu were suddenly carried away by the current, and in a blink of an eye, they squirted out of that small formation and fell to the ground, Yang Fan and Chen Qianfu still maintained their appearance in the water.
The two hugged each other tightly and kissed intimately, but the two suddenly felt that something was squirting out, and they suddenly woke up the two.
Yang Fan and Chen Qianfu's eyes opened at the same time, feeling that they could breathe fresh air, Chen Qianfu's face suddenly blushed at a shocking speed like a fire, and hurriedly separated from Yang Fan.
Yang Fan wiped the corners of his mouth, looking like he was staring at Chen Qianfu with a smile, but when he raised his head, he saw a fat face, almost touching his face.
"Vomiting ......" Yang Fan retched for a while, he was kissing a big beauty before, and suddenly such an ugly fat man appeared, is this gap too big, how can Yang Fan be embarrassed, Rao is no matter how good his heart quality is, he can't bear it!
"I'll go, you're still alive, I thought you're dead!" Tang San's fat heart breathed a sigh of relief, and while helping Yang Fan Shun Shun's back, he said, "Why did you vomit as soon as you came out, are you still pregnant?"
"Men pregnant?" Xiao Huohuo and Ning Xiaoque's eyes lit up, and they looked at Yang Fan vomiting with a curious expression, this can't be true, right?
"Puff ......" Yang Fan didn't know how many times he vomited old blood in his heart, why talking to Tang Sanfat always made him speechless, and he felt extremely depressed.
Yang Fan waved his hand to indicate that it was okay, and glanced at Chen Qianfu, who was originally shy, squatting there holding her face at this time, her shoulders were constantly twitching and smiling, completely smiling.
So Yang Fan forgave Tang Sanpang, at least this way he and Chen Qianfu wouldn't be too embarrassed, but then again, how could Tang Sanpang appear here?
Could it really be that this dead fat man is playing tricks on himself?
At that moment, Yang Fan's face darkened, and he asked, "These two are your brothers?"
In the face of Yang Fan's serious questioning, Tang San Fat scratched the back of his head embarrassedly, tried very hard to smile far-fetched, tried his best to pose as the cutest and most harmless to humans and animals, nodded, and said, "My little brother." ”
Hearing this, Yang Fan gave Tang San a fat look angrily, he and Chen Qianfu were almost killed by these two people, and he really had a bad breath in his heart, and said in a strange tone: "I didn't expect it to be really you, a dead fat man!"
"What?" Tang Sanpang looked at Yang Fan a little dumbfounded, is it good that he just came, if it weren't for himself, it is estimated that you would still be drinking water in the formation!
"What do you say...... Yang Fan didn't bother to pay attention to Tang Sanfat, lest he be speechless later, how could he be embarrassed?
But before Yang Fan finished speaking, Xiao Huohuo and Ning Xiaoque used the trick they often used against Tang Sanfat, bowed, bowed their heads, and said, "Big brother, we were wrong!"
Xiao Huohuo and Ning Xiaoque looked extremely aggrieved, looking as if Yang Fan had bullied them, the corners of Yang Fan's mouth twitched, looking at such a skillful and tacit action, it shouldn't be the first time.
So, Yang Fan's eyes drifted to Tang Sanpang, and Tang Sanpang shrugged helplessly, indicating that he had no choice but to tell Yang Fan with his facial expressions.
"Hey, these days, it's not easy for big brother to do!"
This book is derived from reading books